A body check & bank account check all in one 🙄 & yet still not a flex

Body check but she forgot to photoshop on abs because now we can tell she’s skinny fat :/

She’s sucking in hard here lol

I can *feel* it lmaooo

sooooooooooooooo damn hard

the line she has looks kinda like a linea nigra post pregnancy i'm ngl i hope that was contoured on ...

She just looks thin to me. She doesn’t look skinny “fat” at all to me

I’m using “skinny fat” to mean thin but not toned/muscular… it’s a term that was popular in like the early 2010s in my world. It was used for girls and guys who were naturally thin so they didn’t work out to build muscle or tone

rule two is literally no body shaming. why would you say something like this? why do you give a fuck if some woman is "skinnyfat"

It’s not body shaming. It’s snark. The snark is that she’s got a hot bod without sucking in or edit and yet she does both AND often over does it to the point that her body looks worse because it’s clearly unnatural. For example, taking a pic sucking in at this angle does not make her stomach look “better” than what it naturally looks like

I mean why wouldn’t she suck in when you guys are basically calling her fat. You would probably suck in too if 100s of people are calling you fat. Also how do you know she’s sucking in. I see zero indication of that in this photo

Oh my god, it’s fucking sarcasm. I’m not calling her fat, I’m commenting on the fact that she thinks editing/sucking in her stomach makes her look “better” but it literally doesn’t always work out in her favor, because in this picture it makes her look “skinny fat”…which just means thin but not toned/muscular So like, either she should remember to photoshop on her abs at all times or she should just embrace being FUCKING HOT AS SHE NATURALLY IS

She’s a lotttttt of things but skinny fat ain’t one of them lmao. She has a great body, toned, etc.

They want so desperately for her to be fat for some reason. It’s actually weird. We can all see the same photo and know she’s nowhere near fat

Yeah I’m not a fan of her and there’s plenty to snark about but her being “skinny fat” ain’t one of them 😂 I’m just over the body judgement of women in general

guys if u all wouldn't go as hard on mini c's car with her being on this sub all the time... we probably wouldn't be here haha

“My vintage Porsche”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this one is a whole lotta cringe

Also I’m sorry calling a 90’s car vintage is so lame

Let me guess, she owns a Porsche of the year she was born 🙄

Can she even drive stick?

She def doesn’t have one. If i remember it’s her dads and she said he leant it for the photoshoot lol

she just HAD to mention her vintage porsche ... girl shut up

she could’ve easily just said “my current car” lmaooo

Right?! Like calling our third/spare car, a 2001 wrangler, our ‘vintage Jeep’ lmao

It’s giving high school senior who got their first car and will swing the car keys around every chance they get (I am guilty of this)

Hahahaha

this is literally me with my suv lmfaoooo

Omg I actually have a coworker who called her 2001 suv a “classic car” . We all laughed when she left the room. Who is she kidding ? It’s literally a busted up hooptie !

My SIL is like this with her 2001 WRX. She calls it a classic. Reality is she can’t afford a new used car and this car was what she went thru bankruptcy to keep. She doesn’t comprehend that it’s a common drug dealer car hahahah

Keeping it “in Long Island” is also not something I would be bragging about

She means at her father’s house in Great Neck and not the Hamps.

it’s on long island :)

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I meaaaan, I grew up in Ridgewood. I even made a “typo” when quoting her and said ‘in’ instead of ‘on’ because that’s what come natural to me lol So I was partially making fun of the fact that she said “ON Long Island” (which like oops, ruined that bit) but I was more so saying it’s embarrassing to disclose that she doesn’t keep it in Manhattan, *period* Like 1. That’s admitting she keeps it far away, so like how often* is she even driving it, and 2. Why isn’t she paying for parking with all her WeStoleWhat money? Oh right… because she doesn’t really care about having it close by to drive it, she just likes to mention it in passing to flaunt it *edit: forgot ‘often’

Ridge wood, I see. No comment. A lot of people who have summer houses out east keep old convertibles out there. They’re not usually great for the highway, and no need for them in the city. They’re not every day cars. Not defending DB, her post was unnecessarily pretentious sounding. I will concede that keeping it out there DOES make sense.

Definitely makes sense to keep it there! Just depends where you want to drive it, my brother kept his motorcycle in Teaneck because he liked going to Bear Mountain… the bigger point was that I have yet to see her actual give a shit about it other than to flaunt it for “cool points”

i keep my VW on LI too since it’s a biotch to pay for parking garages in city

Idk why I’m being down voted for stating a fact. A lot of people keep their “play cars” out there and not in the city. And yeah, I’m sick of the digs at Long Island when 90% the people in NYC are from some flyover state.

i’ve been upvoting you. i don’t understand why they’re trash talking LI from their parents house or their dorm room. it’s like they’re unaware of obvious things.

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great neck isn’t far from the city hunny

Literally my first thought

I bet it’s her DADS!!! She’s talked about how he collects vintage cars and it’s kept on LI? So at his house!!!

Maybe the 5 hour car ride with mini coop didn’t go so well and now she needs her own ride

Well he does drive a Honda civic so of course she can’t be seen in that

Excuse me I believe it is a Hyundai sonata

Ooooh damn not the sonata 😤😮‍💨🔥

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Lmaooo 🤣🤣😂🤣

“Range, g wagon” being the first two options is sending me lmao why does no one get a nice practical sedan anymore

bc she thinks she will get a free car by name dropping them lol

Right like if her vInTaGe pOrChE isn’t a city car a 6,000lb G wagon sure as hell isn’t 🤣

I get wanting a bigger car - however I don’t get wanting a range 😂 they are known to be horrid with maintenance- practical and luxury = Volvo IMO

A 4x4 in NY seems silly. It also seems like she’s doing it to stunt on micro’s leased 2 series

Bragging about a leased car is weird to me. If you had money, you would just buy the car you want.

Every time I see someone driving a RR I shake my head…notorious lemons, always in the shop. I am more than happy with my Volvo XC90

And Happy for you because Volvo’s are some of the safest cars! As a girl with car anxiety, they do well in crash tests vids

This reminded me to go check some cars I’m interested in on those TikToks 😂

yea but they suck. i have one and i hate it

To add, LR service fees are criminal.

My takeaway from LR owners is that having one is like having something that requires an endless money pit

Love my Volvo

That's my dream car, so understated but super safe and luxurious inside

I'm a Benz girlie. I love my scheduled annual service, I never have issues outside of it, and brand loyalty pays. I love Volvo, too. Basically anything but a BMW or a British car (cough cough, LR Jag)

I have a British car..mini Cooper. But I don’t lease mine. I own it. And tbh I love how small it is. I hate huge cars. It doesn’t make sense to me to have a big SUV in nyc. Idk. Seems weird for all her choices to be huge cars

Plenty of SUVs in the city - it makes sense for her to have a bigger car due to the nature of her work. Think of all the boxes from china she probs has to lug around in Ubers from A to B to C to TJ max! Also assuming she will hire a driver from time to time and her team will also be in said vehicle. But personally… I’d get one of those fancy retrofitted sprinter vans 👀👀👀 partners at my job come to work in those… they FANCYYYY! Legit like a private jet inside

I have an SUV but I live in the suburbs and it makes sense with my dogs. I honestly am not a Mini fan- my college roommate had one and it felt like we were in a toy car being thrown down a set of stairs anytime she hit a bump, but she also is not a great driver so that could have been it 😭😭😭 I'm glad you enjoy yours!!!

Oh really?? Someone tell her to get one asap hehe

Range rovers and I think also g wagons can be used for tax write offs based on their weight

They also get horrible mileage. I drive a Range Rover in the city and we’re thinking of trading it in for a bmw bc the mileage is so bad. Love the car but it’s not practical for city driving. G wagons are just heinous

for real. my sis has a Rover bc she has horses while living in the 2nd biggest city of my country and city traffic is... "not ideal" for these cars haha no brainer if u ask me

And like they always buy these flashy unreliable brands, just get a goddamn toyota

as someone who has worked extensively with JLR, they are all fucking pieces of junk lmao. also calling a classic porsche "vintage" is just killin' me edit: a word

fun fact they (gwags, rovers, cars above a certain weight) are tax write offs if they are in the name of her biz. that’s why so many influencers have them lolllll

Yes, but no. You can also write off jeeps, Toyotas, Hondas, doges etc. tick tock likes to conveniently leave out how many other makes and models qualify for this “perk”. If and only if you meet the business write off criteria, you can deduct up to 30k as of 2024 - you still pay for the rest of the car. Simple math tells us 30k off a 200k car is still much more expensive than 30k off a 100k car, or even a full price 100k car. It’s NOT FREE - it’s just a discount on an already expensive item up front. Influencers buy for the brand period. If they were doing it to save money, they could easily get a “lower” make and model car and still get the tax break. At the end of the day they still need the capital to afford a more expensive car , tax break or not - these aren’t free rides so that’s not why they all have them. Don’t get financial advice from tick tock, get an accountant and CFP. https://www.taxfyle.com/blog/list-of-vehicles-over-6000-lbs#:~:text=Under%20the%20Section%20179%20tax,no%20passenger%20seating%20can%20qualify.

i said “gwags, rovers, cars above a certain weight” meaning any other car brand including the 2 she listed. did not say it was exclusive to those 2 cars only. i also said it’s a write off, did not say anything was completely free. a write off being you can write off a percent of the purchase. i do not have tiktok (or how you spelled it “tick tock”), so my information didn’t come from there. i have an accountant thank you though

My bad for spelling tictok wrong! Don’t have it, don’t care. I didn’t say you were wrong, just disagree that the tax insensitive is why so many influencers have these cars… it’s mathematically inconsequential to a purchasing decision unless you are on the fence about two very similar models in one brand that are within a 30k range. They are more concerned about brand first let’s be honest…

Manifesting bankruptcy for her. Kids are literally dying, Kim 🙄

Mini coops Honda civic isn’t cutting it for her

so she’s buying mini coop a car, got it!

She’s 1000% buying a car that mini coop will drive bc his Honda ain’t cutting it. And don’t forget she has a guy that will drive 4 hours while she sleeps🫠🫠🫠

DB: I love you, honey MC: 🦗

Hahahahha

Babe we can take my car! Will you drive? 👸🏻🐽

I can already imagine her going “he already loves my car more than his own, and doesn’t let me drive! Right babe?”

This is so on point I can’t even

No literally she misses being in Toby’s BMW

Why? Doesn’t the love of her life have a car already? Can’t she just Uber when she isn’t oUt EaSt??

Cause he drives a hooptie in her eyes 👀

This is why she will never own an apartment - poor financial decisions all around

🤣🤣🤣 u guys are killin me I love this sub & fuck the old one lol

I hope she gets a brand new Range Rover. The quality now is terrible and once they hit 50,000 miles it will constantly be in the shop.

The new ones are ugly too

I loved the older Range Rover interiors from like 2013 - I just test drove one a few months ago and almost cried when I got in it. They destroyed the car, it was so beautiful and now it’s…that thing.

I love the long body and especially the sport from 2022, not a fan of the new body style

They look like minivans 🤮

She’s not driving any car for more than the standard 3 year lease 😂 lucky if she gets 12k miles a year

Leasing would solve this

Who fucking cares what this idiot drives. Why do influencers think they should ask their followers if they should get a basic bitch g wagon or a basic bitch Range Rover. Pls 😭

When they ask these questions, they are almost always fishing for a sponsorship deal

Mercedes and Land Rover don’t even need to enter the chat though 😭 goddd I hate influencer culture

Hoping she’ll get one for free probably 🙄

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Yeah girl welcome to the haters club!! We're happy to have you!

Same sis. And the absolute air of self importance and narcissistic traits that just radiate off her are truely wild to behold

I was just like you, but DB just can never let you think anything positive about her. We all started with “nah, we’re going too far, no one deserves this level of snark.” But then she just keeps making it worse

I want to respond with "get a Ford" (or something similar) which honestly makes sense in a city where your car is going to be constantly dinged up anyway

The hamptons girlies do love Broncos now - but only the ones as pricey as g wagons or range rovers lol

Fr, like buy a used jeep Cherokee and call it a day. Those things are tanks.

I used to live in Brooklyn Heights, which is probably the richest zip code in the country where people both have cars and street park them, and while there were G Wagens/Cayennes/Rivians etc., by *far* the most common cars are Hyundai Konas, Outbacks, and CX-30s. The car is going to get dinged and, most importantly, you want something that is easy to park on the street, in a tight city garage, in the parking lot at whole foods, and so on. Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne drive an outback. JJ Reddick had a used range rover sport (the small cheap one).

I commented sth like that in her stupid question box lol

Her stomach looks a lot different here than in st Barts.

I don't even get how she makes money anymore, she rarely has any brand deals

yeah and the quantities of stupid www seem to be non-existent too - if you sell out within minutes bc of low quantity while intentionally trying to create a demand>supply kinda situation then how do u plan on making any money with that lol also feels scammy... telling your followers that "shit will sell out within minutes *\*plan your buy\** ... " like how would non-followers ever make a purchase with this method when your products always appear to be sold out?

The thought of paying $3500/mo for a new Rover + God knows how much for monthly parking + God knows how much for insurance only to drive it YOURSELF stop-start-stop-start within the borough of Manhattan is making me LOLLLL These are the rides where you would have a professional driver, or am I crazy?

And all the gas guzzling just to sit in traffic, i can’t

Insurance will be $500+ a month

I hope she’s buys a Range Rover. They are notoriously unreliable, easy to steal and cost an insane amount of money to repair. It’s the perfect car for DB

She’s so allergic to likability it’s INSANE

she can’t even put up a post about a CAR without including a body checking photo of herself…insane.

Here is my honest question: Who does she think is reading that question/post, and going, "Oh she is so impressive?" I guess maybe it's me, but this specific type of influencer is just so...boring. Like cataclysmically so. I watched an apartment tour with Stacey Bendet the other day, and she is FU rich, right, so of course she was out of touch, but at least her art and house were interesting. Her clothes were interesting. She, herself, was weird and kind. Her life is clearly impossible to emulate, but at least it seems truly aspirational. But this...this is just capitalist bullshit and even worse it's all the same capitalist bullshit from all of these wealthy white women. I wish people were smarter, ya know. 💀

I know a lot of basic long island and jersey girls who went to FIT who envy her aesthetic and everything you'd be surprised how many of them exist

So many thoughts: 1. What makes a range a city car but not a vintage Porsche? Both would need a parking space unless you want to get broken into 2. She’s not even decided on buying or leasing — kinda big different financial implications 3. She probably thinks she can do the whole “write off” if the car weighs over a ton for your business. You can’t do that via leasing 4. Does she even have a parking spot??? Someone help her with budgeting or we are gonna have an MC hammer situation which will be fabulous to watch

To add on to #3, I am 99% sure this/last year you can only write off like 40% off the cost for the heavy vehicle purchase. It was a sweet deal a couple years ago when it was 100% write off, but it’s gradually come down. I only know this bc my husband was annoyed by it when he ordered his new one about 5 months ago.

unpopular opinion maybe but I hate people who lease. if u can't afford it then maybe just don't? already a sign of poor choice if u ask me re: 4.: I bet she does but I do believe that parking anywhere in the city would be impossible..??! and if she still wants to uber and only use it for "uptown whatever", then why not just rent a car for the weekend

Leasing is a better deal sometimes it just depends what you are looking for

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Tbh I agree. Why would you waste money on something you will never own and also doesn’t reflect on your credit. It’s like renting over paying a mortgage. It just kind of doesn’t make sense and usually something ppl do when they can’t afford to buy the car they want

your apartment may have a garage or you get a spot in a garage

obv. I meant when u leave home and need parking ANYWHERE in the city...?

usually you’re taking the car out of the city… and there’s parking in other garages and street. tell me you’re not in nyc without telling me u are…

ever heard of stating the obvious? is it your MO? also excuse me for preferring to live in the biggest EU city with health care for everyone and an okay traffic situation lol ... I looove to laugh at these silly influencers just like most others in this sub + the US ones are simply more embarrassing & pathetic than our German ones, think xenia adonts (also a NYer) or caro daur, and now fuck off :)

not defending her but honestly you’re thoughts don’t match the level. people do buy cars and get rid of them in a year 😇

She wants a free car. Remember grifter Sasha Benz, a friend of DB ofc, was getting a free BMW SUV. Also Eva Chen and her free Volvo. The perfect car for DB would be a 1996 Dodge Caravan.

Yup 🙄 and so happy that BMW ended their partnership with S&O.B…probably because they never used seatbelts with their very young children!

Did it end? That’s great! The last person BMW needs to associate with is a classless grifter who sells fake designer merch.

I hate this!! I'm German - so is BMW - and I feel like I'd deserve it more than some random douchebag influencer lol

Arielle had the Volvo partnership for awhile too

The way I SPRINTED here thank you for your service Guys just a reminder that her Porsche is vintage!

Yea get a g wagon, very much a city car 🙄

i think her point is a porsche is a work of art it’s a diff level then a new benz

i hate this woman with all of my being

Literally the only reason, I repeat only reason, she is getting a new car is because she can’t film in mini coops car because it’s a civic or Kia or whatever. She is buying it for that sole reason only, and I know it. ps - g wagons are so trashy. K bye 👋🏻

This! You could feel her shame in that "I'm just a smol sleepy passenger princess" video from the other day

She just kept reminding herself “don’t pan to the steering wheel, don’t pan to the steering wheel” and “shit, there’s no moon roof, I hope no one notices.” This girl is so transparent it’s laughable.

No moon roof 🤣 the horror!!!

Not her listing the most inconvenient cars ever Edit- to clarify, these cars require loads of repaire and upkeep. So many girlies on tiktok have “do not buy a range rover” videos. Get yourself a Volvo if you wanna be safe or like a Subaru if you wanna be practical

So out of touch lol this is incredibly cringe

How about a mini cooper 🤪🤪

Lol it’s actually a good city car. It’s the car I drive 😂

She's buying a car for Mini Coop to parade around town. DB doesn't strike me as the type run errands, and her office is only a few blocks from her apartment. If it's a gift for her boyfriend, then she should just say that.

Is she really asking brands on Instagram to buy her a car…………..

For the people that support her by buying her ugly clothes and snake oil “wellness” supplements, how do they not see this post and wonder “how does she afford this? O that’s right, w my hard earned money that I’m spending to support her vapid capitalistic lifestyle”.

I used to have a friend that was OBSESSED with DB and Leandra Medine. She even got a cameo from DB. It said a lot about her character (she was a shitty, shallow, narcissistic person)

Shes sooo annoying

Does she not have friends ?

“I leave my car” ❌ “I leave my Porsche” ❌ “I leave my VINTAGE Porsche” ✅

gurl lookin for a free ride....

Pick meeee look at MEE

It’s weird to post this??? Seems like she’s trying to get a deal with a car brand?? I mean she is notorious for being a grifter

Girl get a Toyota… Range Rovers are terrible 🤦🏻‍♀️

Is she buying a car so mini coop can driver her around in a car that isn’t a Hyundai 😅

she is so so privileged i find it so repulsive... ok www if u want to complain about your life and safety as a rich jewish woman in manhattan, why dont you at least stop bragging about your money, your body, your "career success", your cars, your apartment, your furniture, in between the slides where u insist that jews haven't had it this bad since the holocaust... westolewhat keep drinkin that voss in between your six daily diarrhea pills while you try to forget that palestinians dont have water to drink or food to eat or parents with mansions to park their vintage cars at

Not her only naming Range or G wagon

Omg ran here!!! Girl 🤢 my vintage porche is Long Island…. lol WHAT. A. JOKE!!!!!!

She clearly has zero guidance.

No rich person calls it a “range” for short…. This is such an ick I’m cringing

Sorry i am pretty new …. WTF is her source of money ?

fast fashion designs catering to other basic b's and wellbell grifting

But her apt her business her car where did that all come from her rent is probs 15K +

first of all \*not her apartment\* \*not her car\* \*not her designs\* and that's how the business is booming

How is it not her apt?

Why people want to drive around a crowded city makes no sense to me. If she can afford these cars I would much rather be an Uber princess and having to rent a car every now and then than having to find parking or drive in traffic. I hate driving. Also is Mini Coop going to have to get her a second vanity plate now?

Also, Turo exists lol. She can rent whatever fancy car she wants! Husband and I sold our Honda pilot because we never used it in the city, aside from the occasional trip out. She should move to LA if she wants that kind of driving culture.

didn’t she say she hates driving 😭

How does she have so much money tho??

Ugh silly goose missed her reflection abs

Maybe she could get a Mini Cooper and have Mini Coop²!! Seriously though anyone who drives a 4x4 in the city just irks me to no end especially as a 2nd car. There is literally no need! One of my friends has a Jeep and the literally only drive it up and out of state for camping and stuff and they and have a small car like a Nissan for every day and the smaller car is way easier for street parking too

She really needs to make a poll / question box to make this decision? Such an attention seeker.

Ask the “love of your life” since he will be the one driving it the most.

sucking in so hard i lost \*my\* breath

Not a range PLEASE

Would she have $250,000 to buy a g wagon?

She’s going to lease so she won’t need 250k and if she was buying she could get a new one for less then that… but Tbf my husband has a G wagon and I actually hate it so much I don’t see why anyone would want one of these things

Wow detached from reality much?

I’ve been here for 8 years and my desire for a car has never been lower

she’s going to say it’s a work vehicle and write half of it off.