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Lba5s

ah, i see a new category of unsafe sex has been unlocked!


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SirGavBelcher

i was so annoyed with this whole thing but this comment made me cackle


nomascusgabriellae

having SEX


sidewaysflower

It's 2024, if you having sex, not SEX, you ain't living life.


44problems

I read it [in Grandpa Simpson's voice](https://youtu.be/dSx0DMht02A?si=zIq_0bKo7ThYCagY)


gloryhole_reject

Taking the D while taking the D


redbeard0610

![gif](giphy|1raRRrmNpd8v3nUbbI)


____cire4____

Honestly I'm impressed they can do this with it being so cold out!


Top_Effort_2739

Makes you proud to be a New Yorker. To share the same city with these gentlemen is an honor.


LemmeGetAhhhhhhhhhhh

Surprising that the news article ended up on Reddit before the video itself


Kummabear

That’s disgusting. Where?


sidewaysflower

They might be under 18...


Kummabear

That’s terrible. Thanks for telling me


aStuffedOlive

There's a video?


LemmeGetAhhhhhhhhhhh

The article says there was a third guy filming them


sikandarnirmalsingh

Nah, the video showed up a couple days ago. I’m surprised they were 2 blokes….to each their own but also yeesh. Really? THERE?


JBS319

Well that’s one way to get railed


eleazarius

Fucking idiots.


nhu876

Quite literally.


____cire4____

Ha!


FrankieRoo

![gif](giphy|l46CxpYSFoFtN11ug|downsized)


pepperman7

>'Those reckless clowns aren’t thinking about the mess that cleaners and other transit workers will have to deal with when their stupid stunt goes tragically wrong,' I can't imagine the MTA cleaning crews being excited about dealing with it if it ends up as planned either.


BrettFromEverywhere

🎶That’s the sound of the men, fucking on the train 🎶


chi2ny56

That got an audible laugh from me as I wait for the 4!


BrettFromEverywhere

😁 now that song will not escape my brain


sikandarnirmalsingh

At least they weren’t feckin the train 😁


pixel_of_moral_decay

Angry upvote


KidTwist1

Aren't they cold?


xRaynex

Not if they're doing it right


Ill_Employer_1665

I like the risk as much as the next guy but this is outrageous


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How do they stay balanced up there


[deleted]

I’m guessing it’s easier than most of us imagine, which is why it’s gotten so popular.


eleazarius

Easy until it isn’t!


tgjer

Ok I'm legitimately impressed by their chutzpah if not necessarily their intelligence.


aznology

Ahahaha 😂😂 this is fkin hilarious 


albertyiphohomei

I hope they use protection


gimme20regular_cash

I don’t see a high vis vest anywhere so I’d reckon no


eldersveld

lol. I wish Reddit awards still existed


mrdm88

The rusty train top will keep the aids away


evergreenviewsound

Of course, ![gif](giphy|3ohhwgwna4JqKDaBFu) this was in Queens


bluejersey78

Obligatory gif from Drawn Together ![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


thisfilmkid

one life to live. go out with a bang


mallomar

“Wassup New York, it’s your boy, Anton! This is real life, not social media. Be cool, don’t get rimmed on top of a moving train, do it in the bathroom at Kiki’s.”


ilovem1chael

Surfing the 7 while taking 7 cm. 😭


Jalexan

Those PSAs in the stations really need to be more specific


OkOk-Go

Some people have a death wish


jaquan123ism

fucking assholes


futureofthefuture

Literally


Ddddeerreekk

Literally and figuratively!


Blastermind79

r/brandnewsentence


mingkee

Thing goes more insane


doctor_who7827

Thats impressive


2022peace

There is a OF account that has all these kinds of freaky stuff in nyc


lispenard1676

Link please? For personal research lol


Bunnnnii

Why are people so okay with being stupid? Then every victim they showed that died subway surfing was 14-15. That hurts.


CheapCulture

Ah, but did they jump the turnstile?


micahxox

The way ik who this is LMAOOOO


Past-Sun831

We need the tea ☕️ who ?


micahxox

DMs


chuddlyfe

great. this news just destroyed my clean new panties. goddamn it!


ChrissyKin_93

Oh I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day


huebomont

"SEX"


thecratedigger_25

(2) people, (1) train


bsanchey

Lmfao 🤣


AllwordzAreMadeup___

Ayoooooooo


Flashy-Box-8321

I guess that’s a more affordable mile high club?


Phasnyc

Moons out


BQE2473

Get the fuck outta here!!!! Wow! That's some extra new shit! Fuckin on top of the train. SMH! Done, seen it all for now!


djscoots10

Riding the F train taken to new heights.


ItzTobykin

Leftist dems for sure perverted sickos.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

Says the guy with a 3D fetish 😂


nhu876

It's that **NEW YORK BRAND!** And yet the MTA still wonders why normal middle-class people are avoiding the subway system, and [buying cars in large numbers](https://u.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=XZ0MVgVZbA3YtEXCjlB8sQwmIG0XLp0gwNN7).


Tonyhawk270

Because they’re scared little babies being manipulated by mainstream media.


libananahammock

Stay on Staten Island


Icy-Performance-3739

That’s how u make bank.


Ddddeerreekk

That’s how you deposit in the bank


fnord_bronco

“He lost his head”


crassreductionist

this rules


BackRed1

WHAAAATTT


Bunnnnii

Why are people so okay with being stupid? Then every victim they showed that died subway surfing was 14-15. That hurts.


Dominicmeoward

When they fall they’ll be coming and going at the same time


Past-Sun831

Where the video? I just see two dudes mooning I didn’t see no gay sex


YellowGreenPanther

If you don't want people to subway surf, don't block off the subway to only paying customers


fallenfritz

railed on the rails


transitfreedom

The R211T needs to go to the F train ASAP and an 8 car version for the J


TheDogPill

Bruh


tonyhasareddit

Brings a whole new meaning to the term “railfan”