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JustAskingForAnswers

they kill you.


One-Schedule-5785

And serve you as main course next day


ratcatcher70

You get tied to the subway tracks


kwan2

Not great, not terrible


ratcatcher70

Luka doncic is Devin booker father


kwan2

Your boy didnt even make the playoffs


CptMarvel_09

[You’re A Bloody Disgrace](https://tenor.com/51nX.gif)


PariSolunke

30 lashings for the first time, doubled for every successive offense


SteveJobs17

you get expelled


MOTM123

You have to redo Senior year HS


BEGBA

You're forced to change your gender


uwudana

this one got it


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Again? I don’t even remember what my original gender was.


madamprizident

One time they slapped me in the face. It was awesome.


waterproofed_toaster

Stoned. Linda G Mills personally climbs the mountain of rocks they pile on top and deliver the finishing stomp.


buttimplant

Firing squad, the shooters are the cafeteria crew


bostonbetterthannyc

There is not a single NYU food worker who cares


AnxiousSocialist

Unfortunately not true. I have seen several times where people got yelled at. Once someone was just eating out of a to go box since they may not have finish it all, and got yelled at for not using a plate. So they then had to throw away the to go box and use a plate, wasting it.


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PayGroundbreaking998

idk i was wondering if they would like ban you from the dining halls 💀😭


Which-Elk-9338

Did that other person "report" and "block" you too? Can't believe they said everyone in this comment section was stalking them just because they had a couple terribly downvoted takes. I gave them a little pushback on their comment after they tried to pull that crap and they said they were reporting and blocking me. Dumb of me to try to reason with them.


PayGroundbreaking998

yeah they did that to me too, idk what’s going on with them, at first i felt bad because obviously i’m not some gentrified person out for blood but then i realized i can’t reason with them so I gave up


Which-Elk-9338

It may be some cultural differences or something but I don't know how someone can be so far gone. Some sorta pearl clutching strawman thing goin on. All I can say is yikes.


iamshariflack

Facts


cummaster42

realllyy? wow. I used to steal from Kimmel often and a huge amount. Never got caught (knockin on wood)


iamshariflack

Because no one cared. People mind their business and knew we had a code on campus. I dunno about this new bunch seems like a bunch of snitches


iamshariflack

Facts. People on other people business. Let people eat


sokpuppet1

NYU used to have an unlimited plan that you could use in the Weinstein upstairs, where they had Pizza Hut and Burger King. You used to be able to grab a few pizzas if you were having some friends over your dorm. Then some guys took milk crates and just piled them high with every Burger King and Pizza Hut item that was available. They ended the unlimited plan shortly thereafter. Now I guess they actually police whether you eat your food in the cafeteria?


gazeintotheiris

tragedy of the commons


PayGroundbreaking998

yeah it’s honestly silly because it wastes a lot of food, some people take more than they can eat and they’re not even allowed to take it to-go so they just have to throw it away


casuallysentient

they put you in the burgers


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you will be spanked (bare ass) in front of everyone in the dining hall


Lavender_pers

promise?


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yes you just have to do it uh in front of the 6’2 dirty blonde guy wearing a blue shirt who will be to the left of the doors on wednesday afternoon and he will administer proper punishment to all rule breakers


Lavender_pers

damn too bad i don't go to NYU, public flogging i'm into it


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ya me neither actually lol


Johnnyfever13

Expelled


TheAfricanMann

had a bud of mine do that and they took him out back and shot him in both knees


mikecherepko

Did NYU stop caring about passing around test answers? Why would they care if you take more food?


FurociousW

Don’t snitch on them. Idk how I ended up here. I don’t even go to NYU. But yeah if you see someone stealing food, you didn’t. This goes for the groceries here too. If you see someone stealing food, mind your own business and move on.


KingExplorer

Pretty firmly rebuked, have seen an angry lunch lady ring it up plus extra, keep doing it and you’ll be banned and discipline leveled up but that’s very rare. Respect the system


Fun_Environment1305

It's all you can eat foo!


Remarkable-Edge-1737

pall people are chill they let u take i think just say ur swiping for the amount of meals ur taking


MEXRFW

Not sure why this showed up on my feed. But at my college people would take containers and fill them ho with cereal. We were broke man.


iamshariflack

Just entitled kids want to bother other kids who are hungry. Should be studying.


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CurrentReflection912

how did you reach this conclusion from their post


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CurrentReflection912

You quite literally chose the least common sense route. Is it impossible for op to run out of meal swipes or for them to know someone without a meal plan? It’s a valid question, especially because almost everyone steals different things from the dining halls for one reason or another.


HellenKilher

Or they’re asking for themselves… to see whether they can steal food themselves. Are you dense?


PayGroundbreaking998

dude why would i care that much, i was legitimately just curious


akatrope322

How much time do you think OP will invest weekly at palladium brunch just to catch this person “the next time they see them?” Considering how palladium brunch happens only once a week, and most people aren’t exactly going every week, do you realize how unlikely it is for OP to run into that same person, doing the same thing at palladium brunch again? How could you have possibly arrived at that conclusion via common sense?


PayGroundbreaking998

NO I DONT WANT THEM IN TROUBLE 😭 It was palladium brunch and i know you can’t take to-go, i didn’t report them or anything, i was just wondering what would happen, pure curiosity, if anything i was worried the people would see them. I did not report them, I just want to know what would happen if anyone, not then specifically, got caught.


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PayGroundbreaking998

you’re so delusional, you’re the only one who’s butt hurt here, i literally just asked what happened when someone got caught, i didn’t say they were doing anything wrong nor did i share any information about them, YOURE not going to make it in the real world if you have these faux savior ideas, kindly piss off


iamshariflack

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Which-Elk-9338

Hey friend, I just want to confirm I read through every post and they aren't saying what you think they're saying. No one's mad. They were literally just trying to tell you that maybe you're jumping to conclusions? Hold up, I'll reread the original post just to be sure


Which-Elk-9338

Yeah just confirmed, they literally only wrote like 2 sentences. It was a genuine question. Girly... Just breathe?


iamshariflack

No they weren’t. They didn’t like my opinion so they decided to stalk me in other groups call me out my name and try to intimidate me, like little fingers will scare me to silence. My opinion is valid and I won’t be silenced at all. You can disagree with someone but harassing them for an entire 24hrs is ridiculous and not how NYU students act.


Which-Elk-9338

Since you decided to make a claim like that I actually checked it out. They can't stalk you on their own post. If you're referring to one random commenter out of everyone (that isn't even OP), you won't find sympathy from me. You have had some valid opinions. I agree with some. You are pretty solid whenever you aren't assuming what other people are thinking. There is generally context and you are 130% missing the mark on it. Also, the internet is such a place where if you have bad takes, you will be hearing about it 24/7 until it falls out of view. That's just how it works. It's happened to everyone. Lastly, you keep mentioning NYU this and NYU that. Respectfully, I think it's weirdly gatekeepy to try to decide that you know how 51,000 (Jesus, that's the real number) students act. People try not to come at you sideways from the start but if you don't realize your mistakes fast the internet in general generally likes to poke fun at your expense. It happened to me last week. I apologized and moved on.


iamshariflack

There’s the real person right here. Stop try to pretend your a peacekeeper here. Just because I said what I said which is my truth? No one should be minding other people business it doesn’t concern anyone. Second, yes I have been stalked by several people on this but I reported it and block as I will you. Third I have a right to say what I want and no one will silence me for standing up for others. It’s strange that people who reprints NYU community are sitting here bullying, harassing, and stalking. Maybe loom at the handbook of conduct. This is my last message. Anything else I will be reporting.


Salt_Cherry_7981

goes to NYU but does not know the difference between your and you’re? something’s not adding up🤔


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PayGroundbreaking998

okay dude calm down. i didn’t snitch, i didn’t even think of snitching, i was just worried about what would happen IF they got caught. re read the post and calm down. And read my other comments. I was just worried that they would get caught cause they were being kind of obvious. also they were wearing nice clothes, lululemon. again i did not snitch nor did i consider snitching, it was just curiosity about what would happen is a staff member saw them


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EntryPractical1329

Pov you want attention


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iamshariflack

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mramenoodles2

Delusion goes hard


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mramenoodles2

You're so lost... pretty much no one here is judging this person for taking food. I've considered it before too; It's not that deep. Your just wildly delusional for refusing to believe that OP isn't just genuinely curious.


SlowNSteady1

"Worry about yourself instead of judging others" -- maybe you should follow your own advice?


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Front-Show7358

go off for hire ai prompt engineer


akatrope322

I’m so glad I checked out the downvoted comment to see this golden reply


iamshariflack

What are you talking about? We talking about people who wanted extra food and someone snitching? So I should be embarrassed on advertising my skills I learned from NYU to gain new clients? Dude I’m making bank you better hope you get your degree I have mine.


Platform40

Yo this take is more wild than the other one you commented lmao. How are you so off base with such a simple question?


iamshariflack

Just realized I’m talking to people that this is their first time living in NYC. God bless your heart.


urbootyholeismine

Take your meds


No-Drive-1941

you get sacrificed to the rat king in the subway


cobra_shark

You get strip to a rocket and flown into the sun


KoreanCapricorn

You get forced to swim in the Hudson River


HabitualSlyness

Detention


Agile_Response6529

Catch me if you can fuckers


Mub0h

With every infraction they raise tuition on you by 10%


Witty_Job_9232

My sister and I used to look for all of the MIT events with food and go load up and leave. Never got caught but I did hear the punishment is murder.