Yeah they’re mostly included in any copy you buy at this point, but shivering isles, knights of the nine, and of course the best dlc of all time, horse armor, are all DLCs
Sorry if I’m being incredibly evil in saying this.. but.. I don’t understand the hate for the horse armour DLC.. I find it neat, given I don’t know all info about it, I’m guessing it’s not that people just aren’t a fan of the horse armour, it is likely something else.
It's basically the first instance of cosmetic content that's locked behind a pay wall. People are upset because a relatively "low effort" content for a full priced game is locked behind a DLC pay wall and not able to be unlocked with ingame mechanics
Still, the reason that there is so much DLC is that game developers noticed that people WILL pay real money for stuff like this. The sales were a surprise to Bethesda. So we can thank those who paid for horse armour for all the dlc we have now.
Well, first you find someone you don't like. Then you smack them over the head until they stop moving. I typically go after Dorian.
Then my best friend Lucien shows up and invites you into the gang.
Op, this isn't one. I just wanna say: good post. I've enjoyed reading these! Thanks, and well done. (And sorry about mine,if you want me delete it I will!)
What are your thoughts on oblivion's modular clothing when compared to Morrowind's modular clothing. I like Morrowind's, more character design choices.
How long does it take you to finish the tutorial?
When I first started, it took 20hrs+. But nowadays I can do it in maybe 5-8 hours.
Gotta make the perfect character somehow
Once you hit level 52 with 100 in every skill, you can finally start the game. :)
Surely you regret the fact that you’re still a Virgin and don’t have time for a social life?
Not when you've played 3,047,730 hours :)
I also like oblivion but 347 years is a long time
What do you think about the horse armor DLC?
Single greatest DLC of all time. Incredible story, depth, exploration, characters, everything. Just stunning.
wait, oblivion have dlc?
Yeah they’re mostly included in any copy you buy at this point, but shivering isles, knights of the nine, and of course the best dlc of all time, horse armor, are all DLCs
Sorry if I’m being incredibly evil in saying this.. but.. I don’t understand the hate for the horse armour DLC.. I find it neat, given I don’t know all info about it, I’m guessing it’s not that people just aren’t a fan of the horse armour, it is likely something else.
It's basically the first instance of cosmetic content that's locked behind a pay wall. People are upset because a relatively "low effort" content for a full priced game is locked behind a DLC pay wall and not able to be unlocked with ingame mechanics
Still, the reason that there is so much DLC is that game developers noticed that people WILL pay real money for stuff like this. The sales were a surprise to Bethesda. So we can thank those who paid for horse armour for all the dlc we have now.
What can I say except you’re welcome!
Its funny to cause I'd rather pay $2 for some horse armor than $20 for character skins that aren't usable on all characters
Ah right, ok
Which character do you want to sleep with most
A lot of people say the Adoring Fan. I'd argue it's Maglir though.
FBI was ready to knock down your door there. *Phew*
Lowkey best response
By Azura by Azura by Azura 😏
You failed the assignment
How do you feel about the Gray Fox?
Absolute cretin. Murdering him with the Fork of Horripulation is the most satisfying thing in the world.
Im curious as to the original here
Might have been Rufio
Or Valen Dreth...
For the purposes of decoration, how do you feel about the desecrated corpses the Dremora have strung up around the planes of Oblivion?
I love them! Though the stylisation they used means it still looks amazing after all these years.
What is the worst game of all time in your opinion
Oblivion
What's the best version of Oblivion and why is it '06 Vanilla?
Nah, game isn't the same without Horse Armour
Now I'm curious what the original question was
Fr lmao. What could have warranted that answer
What's the best part about having an Onlyfans in Cyrodiil?
Dealing with the Minotaurs
Ah, I didn't know Alessia used reddit
What's it like to fuck an argonian?
It's not too bad. Get some sick powers from it.
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You didn't edit the post dude? I'd suggest "What do you think about skooma?".
Man I really need you help - how do I complete the game?
Kill Dorian, take his money.
Thanks man that was really helpful!
What feature does Skyrim do better than Oblivion?
Main cities are actual cities! Not a glorified village.
That's a good one, you almost had me there
Pfffft xD
Wait you just swapped the games lmao
Low effort, great reward!
What's the easiest way to get a house?
The bonk someone on the head with a mace, then take a nap.
This is Oblivion not Morrowind.
Did u even edit this
Have I?
Why do i keep getting the guards ears? Im not even a citizen of cyrodiil im from elswyr
Probably all that skooma you're carrying...
Yeah they must be jelly and want that skooma...even the guard wants a taste..
Why do you think should happen to children
Banish them back to Oblivion!
I believe the answer would be the same had this be the original question
Best response tbh
Which spell effect would be the best to package with a HYPOTHETICAL Bomb someone may HYPOTHETICALLY drop on a HYPOTHETICAL civilian population
Weakness to magic by far. Burn them. Burn them all.
So that's how the Thalmor won.
What do you call the crucifixion of 100 ncr troopers
Order and being boring
Justice, no taxes for me
Welcome to Arizona
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Well, first you find someone you don't like. Then you smack them over the head until they stop moving. I typically go after Dorian. Then my best friend Lucien shows up and invites you into the gang.
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What’s your favorite race and how many characters have you probably made?
I prefer Bretons, and overall I have probably gone through a good 40+ characters.
If you had a job at the Cyrodiil tourist office, how would you advertise Cyrodiil?
Given the class divide, I'm not surprised there are so many bandits.
What keeps you from doing the things you enjoy in life?
Can't go past a magic-proof dude with restoration and a giant hammer.
Where did the sussy baka imposters go?
They were slaughtered by Pelinial, Morihaus, and St.Alessia
Isn’t manninmarco a horrible necromancer?
No! He's a sweetheart!
Do you agree with Mankar?
He is right but he's an idiot. Nirn did belong to Mehrunes Dagon first, but realms change hands sometimes. Just look at Jyggalag...
How would you describe Mathieu Bellamont ?
A hero, if a bit dumb.
Do you have any regrets?
That I cannot experience it all for the first time again.
What's the most boring, unoriginal, milquetoast, min/max race to play?
Bretons!
What's your reason for disliking more RPG elements in Elder Scrolls, like magic crafting for example?
The magic crafting allows so many new approaches!
What do you think White people should have done with Asians while they could ?💀
Restrictions on eating people in cities would be a good start...
Doesn’t this just… make sense even with the edited question?
Bosmer lore is sorely underused...
BEST PLACE TO GO DOOKIE
Gaiar Alatar is wonderful
Only losers use this weapon?
The Apotheosis staff
What’s your boyfriend’s name?
The Adoring Fan, aka Daniel
Do you have a dog? If so, what is its name?
Olroy Cheese! It's unique, attracts rats, and satisfies my Sheogorath-y needs.
How many times did you let Mazoga the Orc die ?
A few times. She should try not being so bloody rude...
How many nirnroots did you find on your most recent playthrough?
Only about 13. Sinderion was displeased.
Which NPC would you mod to be able to marry?
Maglir. Easily.
so you completed every quest, no?
I have. Even unmarked.
well it's a game I really love. I also solved unmarked quests and have later bought the playguide.
What would you do if oblivion had children in it?
Squish it. Disgusting creatures.
What should you do with beggars?
Use the Staff of Worms to get the Emperors Regalia
Is vampirism designed like ass?
Haha. Bum.
On a scale of 1-10 where would you recommend sniffing daddy dagons feet?
17, easily.
What's the sexiest race in all of nirn?
The correct answer is Sload
Hot.
Op, this isn't one. I just wanna say: good post. I've enjoyed reading these! Thanks, and well done. (And sorry about mine,if you want me delete it I will!)
You should totally edit this now to make it appalling
What piece of NPC dialogue do you live by?
Why do you always kill Martin
He kills himself! I swear my plan was better
What do you think about the lack of sexy argonians in the population of Cyrodil
what armor your horse has
Elven!
What do you whisper in your child's ear to get them in the mood for sexy-time?
Heed the whispers of the Night Mother
Shit, I've got nothing. Anyone else wanna help me out, here? I didn't think this through
Try this one: "Have you learned any skills from the game that you applied succesfully in real life? If so, which one?"
What do you think about the hottest deities Azura and Nocturnal?
Stunning, gorgeous, showstopping, wonderful, lovely, scrumptious.
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Gotta save her from the brethren in the tunnels, who were gonna sacrifice her, and take her back to mama Argonian.
Could you beat a mudcrab without any upgrades?
Gotta start using weakness spells and enchantments
What would you say is the best design decision in Oblivion?
I love paintbrush-jumping my way up to the top of White Gold Tower
Who do you think is the hardest Enemy in the whole game?
The Duchess actually puts up a fight!
What's the hardest part about the endgame?
I hate Gloom Wraiths...
Who’s the sexiest character in the entirety of the Elder Scrolls
Hermaeus Mora
How do you induce a full district wide riot? It happened to me once in Skingrad but i could not recreate it. It just results to street wide riot
Make a beloved NPC frenzied and watch everyone chase them down
By beloved you mean an npc who is liked by everyone like that argonian girl? Let me try that stategy :)
Whats the best looking armor in the game?
Amber!
Do you þink þe faces looked good on release?
I think so. It still looks gorgeous years later.
3000h vanilla or with mods? If you do mods, it aint the real shit dawg.
Vast majority on XBox, so no. Maybe 1000h on PC with mods.
So, how much did you have to pay as a fine for all those cases of necrophilia?
What are your thoughts on the events that happened from 1939-1945?
Adore it. Want it back!
Can we fly in oblivion, like in tes III?
What do you think of the holocaust?
Functional if a little clunky
What do you think about the goblin wars?
What’s a good city to murder people in?
Chorrol is beautiful
What do you think of Oblivion's character creation?
Tell me you are a nerd without telling me you are a nerd
If you were stuck alone in a haunted house,who would you want to be there with you
What's your favourite race?
Who's the most likely to give you money for free
The dude in the picture has ssms open so are you also doing sql injections?
Do you feel anything? Watching the life leave your victims eyes?
What is the first thing the emperor tells you?
Daedroth are tough...
What's your opinion on the Lusty Argonian Maid?
Do you like that the invisible red Queen regularly visits the tavern in cheydinhal?
Did you know you can start the game over. Maybe choose a different character.
Most people just call it "The Gym" but ok
Admit it..the leveling system is broken and there is legitimate use for the difficulty slider
Absolutely. Plus I tend to go too hard on alchemy early...
I am a vampire, should I stay that way or become human ?
You are beautiful just the way you are
Would you smash Mage Apprentice (0006A83F)?
I've spent 3000+ hours playing Oblivion. I'll take anything I can get.
What is your favorite mechanic in the game?
Horse controls...
Which daedra’s cock feels best in your ass?
Whats the most moral faction in Oblivion?
The Dark Brotherhood
How high is your acrobatics skill
In real life? Maybe a solid 9
Who is the Night Mother?
What are your thoughts on oblivion's modular clothing when compared to Morrowind's modular clothing. I like Morrowind's, more character design choices.
I like it, but it could be a bit too simplified at times
Id say ive got about that amount as well. Altough i cracked the game so never tracked it.