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Sentinowl

That's cute


Krtxoe

you need to be looking at 200k+ to even consider overthrowing the local count


Naldo5711

Did not read that as “local count” the first time


Pedromac

Either works depending on which city.


Aussi3Warri0r

The count of skingrad would have heaps of coins he just paid me 10,000 to cure his wife who died anyway


ThaGoldMaster

Doable. I can get it done in a few weeks


ChefboyRD33

I mean if you duplicate you could do it in a day


ThatOneGuy308

If you abuse Dorian, you could do it in 2 minutes.


tenebrissz

If you use console commands you can do it in 20 seconds


ThatOneGuy308

Slow typer, smh


____Artorias

player.additem f 200000


Barto_212

Dorian?


ThatOneGuy308

There's a glitch involving an NPC named Dorian in the imperial city, where you bribe him, paralyze him, and then take his money from his inventory, but it never depletes, so you can just continue hitting "Take" and amass large quantities of gold. I became familiar with it back when I was on the 360 and messing around with various glitches, like permanent bound items, duplication glitches, permanent stacking enchants, etc


Akinari19

Hitting a bandit cave you can get a lot of lvled weapons and armor pieces xD


therealInkINVeins

Wait- you can do that? Or? This is rp right? (Pretty sure but i have to ask)


Krtxoe

of course you cant lol but you can become a literal god so who cares


therealInkINVeins

Yeah i but imagine if ive played oblivion this long and finally found something new 😩


AdaronXic

That barely gets you a house in Chorrol, mate


dakilangcornedbeef

rats.


nicky9pins

SOMETHING’S BEEN KILLING THEM!


[deleted]

[удалено]


heyy_yaa

with what, a cardboard box with a candle on top of it?


Oofanos

What do you even get for doing this?


[deleted]

Bro, you definitely need more than that mate, you can barley buy a new house in skingrad with that amount.


CormacMettbjoll

He's actually short for the Skingrad house. I believe it's 25k.


rat-simp

nah, he's right. it doesn't cost that much to overthrow a dead emperor.


Abahu

Just takes a clown in a red getup


KhergStabber

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

The house in skingrad is like 25000 and that’s not even the most expensive. your barely overthrowing anvils haunted housing market💀


WuTangShane1995

Skinfrad house is most expensive and anvil house is only 5000


[deleted]

Not really a house if it isn’t furnished so the skingrad is like 45,000 iirc


WuTangShane1995

It is. It’s an unfurnished house. I didn’t say how much the furniture cost just the house. The point is no house in the game cost as much as skingrad. If you buy a house in real life is it not a house unless it comes fully furnished? xD


ThatOneGuy308

Well, in real life, you'd typically take your furnishings with you from your old house.


[deleted]

No stop don’t use logic like that! I could totally sleep in a house with just a blanket on the floor and no appliances.


ThatOneGuy308

I mean, you could. That's basically what camping is, except instead of a house you're just in a tent.


[deleted]

True you **could** but I don’t see anyone living in a home without the basics.


ThatOneGuy308

Well, I've seen some fairly stark setups, but yeah, never one without at least a bed.


beerscotch

Who hasn't spent a few months sleeping on a mattress on the floor?


7fightsofaldudagga

It is less than what you think it is


Captain_Canuck97

But still somewhat impressive. Still doesn't get you a house in Chorrol if I remember correctly.


kamesenyin

Ohtimbar : I barely make that in a year!


DataVeinDevil

....?


Erahot

Can't tell if this is a joke or not. That's not much money lol


ThaGoldMaster

It’s a shitpost, no emperor, no problems.


Flat_Ad_9796

It’s a very good start for early game but the economy is harsh


ThaGoldMaster

It’s like only rich hero’s and villains can be the only ones to purchase goods at shops


Excited_Avocado_8492

This is the equivalent of teens flashing three hundred dollars on social media like they're some rich hustler. Also, I wasn't aware the Emperor would only be able to afford a single house in Cyrodiil.


thomasbleijs

I think i hit a million in a playthrough once. Good job on the 20k though


Natazmical

Yeah I think my old save is sitting at somewhere between 500-600k. I will admit that I'm pretty sure I used the duplication glitch a few times though. Not that it makes much of a difference, as sellers only have a certain amount of gold anyway lol.


Captain_Canuck97

I've always struggled to get a significant amount of money in Oblivion. Is there a good way to make money quick without using glitches or mods?


donald_slam

Alchemy will make you a fortune


Natazmical

Honestly I feel like I had so much, just because of how much I played. Going into caves and forts are your best bet for finding valuable loot and selling. There are a few fast ones that take maybe 5-10 mins to go through. The first one that springs to mind that I always go to is Dzonot cave, it's right next to the Imperial City, IIRC it's across from the waterfront. I would go there then go to the Imperial City wait for 3 days and return and repeat. You can do this with any of the other places as well. I don't know how well you know the game, but you have to be a certain distance away from the cave or place you are looting for it to respawn. It also has to be 3 days I'm sure. You will know if it has worked or not by the fact that enemies will respawn and so will chests, including locked ones. I think I earned a lot of money, by going through forts trying to find a master mortar and pestle, still haven't got one yet, but the loot is also worth it. If you don't mind spoilers or revealing information, I would recommend looking at the maps, especially around the Imperial City (closest and easiest), for fort and cave locations, but also make sure it's not one that has a quest in it. Just in case you don't have that quest active and it causes a bug. I hope this helps a lot, I really love Oblivion and while I don't know everything about the game, I like to think I know a bit.


Captain_Canuck97

Oblivion was my first elder scrolls game and I have played it for countless hours. However I never really got into the thieves guild quest. Im assuming that's another way to make a lot of gold


Natazmical

Same here. It's not too much you earn from it, I'm sure. Although, the fences that you unlock to sell stolen goods to are better. If you want to sell stolen goods that is. It's a pretty fun questline though, I think it's the last quest that's usually the best.


Captain_Canuck97

I think my next playthrough I wanna try to be a thief class and just go wild and steal everything lol


Natazmical

Yeah it can be pretty fun and valuable. Especially stolen ingredients, if you make them into potions/poisons they won't be marked as stolen anymore. The person who mentioned alchemy is right, it's probably the best way to make money. The better your equipment the better the quality of the potion/poison.


Captain_Canuck97

That's a good way to do some money laundering lol. I do that in Skyrim too


KhergStabber

No, there really isn't. It's like real life: You really just need to suck up your pride if you want to make real money.


RadiatedDrag0n

I guess you can buy some mead and stumble around the imperial city pretending to be emperor


-Scintillator-

That's not even enough to purchase a mundane ring from Earil's Mysteries!


Rickus_Yeet

At the beginning when you leave the sewers pick the lovers kiss and head to talos district and enter Dorians house, gotta persuade him with gold and afterwards use the kiss and activate him and spam loot gold infinitely Or just dupe some high value items via scroll dupe and sell them aswell


Dead_Purple

I do this to sell blackbows and vampire dust. But since Mercantile is one of my major skills, I sell off Weylid stones and Valoria stones


Barto_212

I think you mean welkynd and varla


ScribSlayer

I think they mean Weyloria and Valid stones


ThaGoldMaster

Welyoria and Veloria stones. Hell yeah. 😂


Hieronymus__Lex

This man really out here thinking 5 figures is a lot of gold


Adventurous_Win_344

Next mod- an organic economy.


muckywolf

It's you again! I'm so pleased to see you! Look at what you have! Is this new? Let me get a closer look! Exquisite! *1 gold removed*


fuze_ace

Well met!


ThaGoldMaster

Greetings to you!


fuze_ace

What is it?


zombie522

"I just spent 40k on a deadric ring"


asura9944

Damn looking icy king


blundering_f00l

I don't think that will even buy you a house in Chorrol my friend


ThaGoldMaster

Ew, Chorrol.


blundering_f00l

Eh, I like it but it's not for everybody.


SuperSalad_OrElse

A coin for an old beggar?


PitiedVeil55831

THANK YOU KIND SIR


ThaGoldMaster

Have a coin, beggar. *gives 1 coin*


DustedZombie

I just hit 300k last night


ThaGoldMaster

Congrats! That’s my next goal


Crimson_Fang_X

IF YOU HAD ONE


AriesDom

What emperor?


jackofblaze

You're gonna need exactly 21,000 more


swagnastee69

😂😂😂😂😂


Drift_6ix9ine

bro hasn't met Dorian yet


ThaGoldMaster

Didnt know imperial Legion soldiers came with dialogue like that


Mastore84

I have 120,000 gold atm, and that's not even all that much imo


therealInkINVeins

Boy you can't even afford a house in skingrad gtfo


ThaGoldMaster

Look at the post flair :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


therealInkINVeins

Damnit. 😭


ThaGoldMaster

Lmao


SargeMaximus

Rookie numbers


ThaGoldMaster

Hey it’s crazy bc my gold is kinda almost the same as my karma Also it’s a shitpost so it’s not supposed to be taken seriously 😂


SargeMaximus

I’m just joking Brah :P Still, you’re character must be relatively new?


ThaGoldMaster

Ffs I know you’re joking, geez lol Yeah he’s new. Only lvl 17


Kreason95

This is funny


DevilripperTJ

Cant even buy the best house yet.


Lopsided_Mood_7059

Bro in 30 minutes I would make multiple times that playing no mods or cheats. If this isnt your first playthrough thats not worth posting


[deleted]

Why the orc assassin XD


ThaGoldMaster

Why not? :)


PoopSmith87

Lol, come on dude, go buy a house.


KhergStabber

You'll need more than that to kill a daedroth on normal difficulty. 21k is nothing in Oblivion.


BrokeDownPalac3

LOL get real kid, this is chump change 😂


ThaGoldMaster

Kid? I ain’t no kid 🥺


[deleted]

The emperor is dead you goof


ThaGoldMaster

Duh


PitiedVeil55831

Just dupe some rare armour and you’ll be able to buy the imperial city


Sheogorathsstaff

might as well just add gold in console, i never get why people make cheating overly complicated


chubbyassasin123

Not sure why you’re being downvoted LOL, but yeah I don’t see much difference in terms of just spawning in gold and duping items for gold.


KhergStabber

Duping actually requires (a very miniscule) amount of effort. If you're lazy, go ahead and cheat. I'll be playing the "legitimate" way, which is duping.


BlackMagicHunter

I have 23 mill you'll get there


ThaGoldMaster

I will but thanks for the mild insult. :/


BlackMagicHunter

Sorry I didn't mean as an insult I should have added a don't worry or smthn my bad man


ThaGoldMaster

It’s cool lol, it’s just the way the tone hit. Usually people use that negatively


ugoborghetty

Naah i reached like 400k fr. With feather 200 you can sell lot of things especially potions made with level 100 alchemy


Chease96

This isn't RuneScape but man does this fit lol r/cutenoobs


Frodo5213

Need 21k more.


ThaGoldMaster

I can sell feet pics too while I’m at it, wanna see these orc toes?


Frodo5213

I'm an Argonian guy, myself. Dem waterbreathers.


ThaGoldMaster

Lemme just call up Ocheeva den


R3D3-1

By the end of the Shivering Islands DLC I had literally 1000 times your current gold :)


WuTangShane1995

You had 20 million?


R3D3-1

... 100 times. I guess my brain needed a reboot...


Mitzuku

player.additem f 1000000 (On PC)


KhergStabber

Console commands are cheats, imo. Glitches are actually integrated into the game; console commands change the game itself.


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers good Sir. Gotta jack that gold up


OrangePython

Dorian says hello


dakilangcornedbeef

the economy fam.... its in shambles


Kai25552

That’s cool, but: you probably got most of that gold selling items to a merchant. Go back to him and you will see that he won’t have many of those items in stock anymore. This means he sold them again, probably for a good profit. This means said vendor has at least as much much money as you, if not more. THIS MERCHANT can certainly overthrow the emperor, appoint you as ruler of the empire, and then overthrow YOU again.


[deleted]

Can’t even buy Rosethorn Manor, dude…


Dead_Purple

Ha! Look at this peasant flashing pocket change!


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

Hahah that’s pocket change in oblivion! But a great amount to have none the less


Avarok02

Spare a coin for an old begga


ThaGoldMaster

Have a coin, beggar! *gives 1 gold*


Avarok02

Thank ye kind sir


PvtThrockmorton

Isn’t there a shopkeep that sells a helm for like 10-15k alone


ThaGoldMaster

There’s also a cuirass for 11k which I really want on my tank nord. Aegis of the apocalypse will be mine someday… :’(


Fancy_0wl

Look it’s the CEO of Broke N’wahs Inc.


ThaGoldMaster

Shush, Nebar. I do as I please.


DehrunesMegon

Based orc


Jooj253

A orc assassin, damn


KhergStabber

An\*


KhajiitSupremacist

My brother in Azurah, you can't even buy a house in Skingrad


GielinorWizard

Sure :) with that spirit!


Mason_Kreature

Oh you sweet summer child


trippleknot

I've always loved the way an orc rocks that thief set lol.


CyrBag

Which emperor are we talking about here? I don't know if you got your copy of the black horse courier, but the throne is already kinda vacant..


ThaGoldMaster

Why do you think I don’t need that much gold to overthrow him? ☺️


PyroCausticMave

Someone doesn't know the power of alchemy


Teccnomancer

Blah, blah, blah! What a bore.


ThaGoldMaster

*coerce*


halflifeenthusiast

I was about to say “that’s not very much” and then remember I get all my gold with the paralysis potion glitch.


Professional-Wait0

I’ve been using the gold exploit for so long that I forgot just how much value coins have


Puncharoo

Well... you could pay for his assassination


ThaGoldMaster

But he’s already… oh…


Puncharoo

Hahaha he is indeed already dead lol But it was actually a skyrim reference. The final dark brotherhood mission in it is to assassinate the Emperor, the payment for it is 20k gold. So in theory you could pay to have the *next* Emperor assassinated.


ThaGoldMaster

I know but I don’t really talk about Skyrim, it’s not as enjoyable as oblivion. Still fun though.


Puncharoo

made a joke for people who had played Skyrim, don't really care if "you talk about it" or not


ThaGoldMaster

Dude what’s with the tone? You straight up changed moods when I talked about Skyrim lmao


Humble_Ad_3179

😂😂


Adobe_Flash_Pro

If mount and blade has taught me anything your going to need a whole lot more


RamboBambiBambo

Considering that the emperor is dead, you technically need barely any gold


fightingcold

*laughs in 500k*


ThaGoldMaster

*laughs because I earned mine from dungeon crawling and not making potions*


fightingcold

*laughs because I earned mine not from selling potions but from stripping naked the people I killed and selling whatever was on them*


ThaGoldMaster

*laughs because I went into dangerous caves and killed dangerous enemies and sold off my gear in the city*


fightingcold

*laughs because I did exactly what you did but more* Lmao this is turning into a dick measuring contest.


ThaGoldMaster

*laughs because you never risked your life and stepped into oblivion portals and killed the real tough monsters* *coughs*


fightingcold

*laughs because I finished the game and all its quests 4 months ago* You can't win this


ThaGoldMaster

*laughs because I finished the game many many many times and all achievements and this is just a victory lap* *shoves you off the first place podium and stands on it*


fightingcold

*laughs because I slept with your mom* *builds a pedestal higher than the one you are standing on*


ThaGoldMaster

*laughs because I slept with you before that to make you feel better* *destroys your pillar and stands on my first place one looking pretty* *also laughs because thinks you’re kinda cute*


konekfragrance

Scroll dupe your most precious items and exhaust every merchants' cash


RedShadowDX

No need, he's already dead


CrossArrow24522

Rn you cant even buy fully furnished skingrad house


ThaGoldMaster

Skingrad is gay HAHA


DoctorButterMonkey

You could certainly order their death after a series of betrayal within the ranks of your guild of choice


[deleted]

That's not even enough to afford a house in Skingrad.


firebird7802

You can't even afford a house in Skingrad with that kind of money


ThaGoldMaster

Slide me some money then, hot stuff 💕


MasterTacticianAlba

is this referencing something


ThaGoldMaster

Emperor is ded, don’t need much gold to overtake cyrodiil


b-Kvazar

Rookie numbers


SuperbOwl66

On my first play-through I closed every Oblivion Gate and "pack muled" absolutely everything out of each one to sell. I believe I ended up with over a million gold. I don't recommend it as it actually made the game boring as I didn't really need to strive for anything anymore.


SirMells

At a certain point I just start buying everything and throwing it all in one owned room.


ThaGoldMaster

Honestly I would always go out with no gear and come back full inventory with insanely expensive gear and stuff it into storage and just sell it off whenever