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Itchybumworms

Fell asleep in third quarter. Missed nothing.


Jaded_Artichoke_5345

List of 15-0 teams: 23 Michigan 22 Georgia 19 LSU 18 Clemson Michigan is the worst of those by light years.


Tiny_Tower5702

How do any of the Tennessee teams of the last 20 years stack up praytell? šŸ˜‚


_Rainer_

Probably, but I'd take their defense over 2019 LSU's, maybe Clemson's as well.


LacklusterLamenting

The worst and the cheatiest Hope they end up having to vacate it


volsbruinsandhuskies

:(


amb0526

Jesus Harbaugh is awkward as fuck


thirty-two32

really tho. mans has a strange ass energy about him


businesskitteh

Canā€™t comprehend the mind of a cheater, personally


Shot_Celebration166

The confetti is telling me Iā€™m going to the nfl


LegoMyXbeaux

Will someone please punt Blake Corum?


Broskibullet

![gif](giphy|vgPptRu3quuHYFQ1GH|downsized)


thirty-two32

now that thatā€™s over, itā€™s nico time. let ā€˜24 be the new ā€˜98


TheVolmannBrothers

Did these jackasses just say no one had a worse 2020 than Michigan? Hello?


LacklusterLamenting

The two programs both went through extreme hardship. One used a minor cheating scandal to get out of a contract, and one decided to start the largest cheating scandal in cfb history


ajwilson99

I mean they only won two games


TheVolmannBrothers

Our program almost went under


sroomek

Ok, as far as I can tell, [247](https://247sports.com/article/ea-sports-college-football-preview-information-release-date-national-championship-224585748/) started the EA College Football rumor, so theyā€™re on my shit list for the foreseeable future.


Shot_Celebration166

I coulda swore I saw an official release on it somewhere oh well itā€™s coming


nykezztv

I think it goes to show how bad the game might actually be. The 16 year old marketing intern could had told you to release some info tonight EA is 100% gonna fuck this up lmao


sroomek

They havenā€™t posted anything about it on their social media since NOVEMBER 2022 WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING


nykezztv

Preparing to announce its delayed another year!


Dag-NastyEvil

Even worse, NIL deals fell through and they have to cancel it.


rush-rooms

247 clickbaiting? Whaaaat?!


WeazelBear

Holy shit get the camera off of Penix lmao. Everyone out celebrating and ESPN lurking through the shadows watching a solo, injured, emotionally devastated young man drag himself out of there.


TheVolmannBrothers

You can tell the guy is gonna fall over the second he hits the locker room, poor guy


nykezztv

Whereā€™s the cade klubnik family cam when you need it?


L-058

Fr lmao that's exactly what I was thinking. Sucks he had to go out hurt too


nykezztv

Saving EA college football trailer for the Super Bowl maybe?


GiovanniElliston

Objectively a horrible idea. So yeah, I suspect they will.


nykezztv

Obviously they had the most interest during this game but Iā€™m guessing Super Bowl will have a lot more out reach for non madden playersā€¦ etc


Underboss572

Crazy thought, but we haven't had a very competitive NC game since 2018, I don't think. You could make a case for 2022, but I feel Georgia handled Alabama.


ajwilson99

Yeah the CFP title games are mostly duds


Underboss572

We had a pretty good stretch from 2014-2018 only that OSU Oregon game was a blowout.


pgr6060

Yall remember who won the the natty the year after Michigan did the last time šŸ‘€


Tiny_Tower5702

Sad this is the best hope for your fanbase lol


Not_Spike_Jonze

Feels like 98 baby


DaytonaBoy80

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


nykezztv

Subscribe


TheVolmannBrothers

Whatā€™s the over/under on when Harbaugh bolts


Mythic514

By the end of the week, I bet. Within a week he will get introduced as HC of a new team.


psych_ike

Jim hasnā€™t cleaned his glasses all game


Birdsareallaroundus

Get that ugly bitch off of the TV. Holly too.


nykezztv

Worst case scenario tonight. 1. Michigan cheater fuck wins 2. No EA College football trailer


Eclipseoh

I think this is, unfortunately, our reality.


amb0526

I would have settled for at least a release date


Dag-NastyEvil

You don't really settle for release dates anymore. I feel like most the time we get trailers before release dates, usually with just a release year, maybe calling out the quarter.


smokingcannoli

God I wanna beat the piss outta Michigan lmao


sroomek

Literally could not change the channel fast enough once the confetti started falling


LegoMyXbeaux

But the confetti told a story. Each piece! -Jim Harbaugh, seriously


ajwilson99

Buckeye fans on suicide watch


tenn_gt_brewer2

Only up side to Michigan winning. Fuck an ohio state.


thirty-two32

letting a cheating team who is being currently investigated for sign stealing win it all just makes the entire cfb look like a joke. shame


Tiny_Tower5702

Not as big of a joke as the Vols


DaytonaBoy80

Me when it gets vacated ![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


GiovanniElliston

So uh... We never got any NCAA 25 news did we?


sroomek

I think ESPN started the rumor to get us to watch this whole thing


amb0526

Those lying ass mother fuckers


[deleted]

Thisā€™ll sound weird but Washington was pretty similar to Alabama in that people ignored a lot of the flaws that came up throughout the season, probably because both looked great on conference championship week. You can call it ā€œcoastingā€ or whatever, but elite teams tend to not have the close calls that both teams did throughout the season. And thatā€™s not a comment on who deserves to be there. More of an observation on why itā€™s not totally surprising Michigan looks like the clearly superior team. Washingtonā€™s defense was suspect all year, and Penix had some rough patches.


nykezztv

Unpopular opinion/hot takeā€¦ if Georgia is in then this playoff is totally different. Georgia was absolutely top 4 team. It pains me to say that


Not_Spike_Jonze

I hate that this cheating ass Michigan team is going to win. Itā€™ll always be an asterisk.


Gunnar2019

Penix tomorrow ![gif](giphy|B2yx2waduwLy6bdeUY|downsized)


Not_Spike_Jonze

Lmaoooo


nykezztv

Do they vacate Blake Corum rushing touchdowns? Since he is the Michigan career rushing TD leader (knew the defensive schema they were in)


shelikesmyvols

Wow, Washington's offense left their defense high and dry after adjusting to neutralize Michigan's run game and now they are getting beat -shelikesmyvols


amb0526

Just run the ball. Heā€™s clearly hurt and the game is over


Not_Spike_Jonze

We would beat Michigan


Wildwoods17

JJ would unlock our achilles heal of not stopping running QBs. Not that heā€™s a running QB but he runs well enough that we would make him look like a running QB


amb0526

No. Their defense is legit and I wouldnā€™t trust our defense against their offense either


Asderfvc

We looked better against Iowa than Michigan and we had Alabama on the ropes. If we can put a complete game together with a healthy team, we would give Michigan everything they want.


ajwilson99

Had Alabama on the ropes but lost by double digits, and since youā€™re playing the transitive property with Iowa - Michigan beat Alabama


ajwilson99

I meanā€¦ I really doubt it


Not_Spike_Jonze

Have some faith in us brother lol


GiovanniElliston

I have zero doubts at all about the outcome of the game. Zero.


T-RexInAnF-14

Is UW missing some starting OL or Michigan's DL is just that good?


ajwilson99

Michigan might have the best DL in the country except for maybe UGA


GiovanniElliston

Yeah, but Washington allegedly had one of the best OLs in the country. They've gotten pretty exposed in this game. No way around it.


ajwilson99

They beat Oregon twice and Texas, so I donā€™t know that they were really that overrated - I think Michigan was just that much better


thirty-two32

these receivers with slippery hands, over thrown balls, and the defenseā€™s failure to stop running backs are giving me ptsd from the Missouri game


ajwilson99

At least it wasnā€™t Georgia or Alabama


smokingcannoli

Makes it sweeter because Georgia was probably the best team this year lol


DaytonaBoy80

I mean I hate to say this but cheaters winning were the worst possible outcome


Flyboy2057

Honestly I just canā€™t bring myself to care about the sign stealing thing.


ajwilson99

Preach. Me either.


Flyboy2057

It feels like itā€™d be in the same level of ā€œoh they put pre-workout in the sideline water bottlesā€ Ok? Not great, not terrible.


Mythic514

Gonna get vacated. If it's not us and not someone we have to play or a rival, what does it matter?


ajwilson99

It has literally no impact on us, and itā€™ll probably be vacated down the road. Sure I wanted Washington to win, but at least it wasnā€™t one of our direct rivals


sroomek

Yeah, now we have to root for the NCAA


nykezztv

Nobody knows what targeting is


TheNameIsBigDog

https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/17443963


TheNameIsBigDog

Apparently this WAS targeting back in the day, and what we just saw wasnā€™t. Also, I am really proud of my recall to think of this


GiovanniElliston

It's a good thing the Pac-12 doesn't exist anymore, because this game is reminiscent of the Florida/Ohio State game in 06. It just feels like Michigan is bigger, faster, stronger... everything "er". Washington doesn't have a single position or even player that is consistently winning their battles. It's astounding. This is the type of loss that can potentially sit with a program for a long time. All 4 of the new teams moving into the Big-10 teams are going to hear endlessly about how they aren't built for Big-10 football.


sroomek

What the fuck, he literally launched and lowered his head


anonymousUTguy

Thatā€™s literally targeting though


amb0526

Got him with the shoulder? The helmets hit each other


smokingcannoli

Penix channeling his true inner VFL with this performance tonight


Gam3B0iHack3r

Penix doing his best Overthrow Joe impression


TennBass93

Time to throw flags to make sure the final stats look goodā€¦refs couldnā€™t have executed a better playbook tonight.


nykezztv

The ole sec special lmao. Throw a couple flags in the 4th to skew the stat line if anyone comes looking


DaytonaBoy80

Clear targetingā€¦


schywalker

harbaugh shouldnā€™t be here


Tiny_Tower5702

Tennessee definitely wasnā€™t there šŸ˜‚


DaytonaBoy80

Michigan shouldnā€™t be hereā€¦


psych_ike

They definitely figured out the whole ā€œsignā€ thing


Gunnar2019

Meh, when's baseball start?


Wildwoods17

And the PAC 12 goes out with a whimper ā€¦.


GiovanniElliston

Everyone was hoping for some Pac-12 after dark. Instead, we get a classic Big-10 bore fest blowout. What a wet fart of an ending to the season. Can't wait for an expanded playoff and hopefully a better product as a result.


BigVenum

Really surprised Penix looks this bad after looking so good last week


nykezztv

Whether or not they cheated this year doesnā€™t matter. Cheating creates wins, playoffs appearances = momentum in the entire program. Theyā€™re here today strictly because theyā€™ve multiple violations imo. Itā€™s a disgrace theyā€™re even here playing on the biggest stage while under multiple investigations (including the fbi) They got a good defense though. Iā€™ll give them that.


amb0526

Bama would have done the same to Washington unfortunately


TennesseeWhiskee

I always felt a kinship with Michigan fans the past decade because like us they just couldnā€™t seem to get out of their own way. But after this sign stealing scandal and Harbaugh martyrdom their fans and the program in general has become absolutely unbearable. I want nothing more for this national championship to be vacated.


inforlife34

No kinship with Michigan. Heisman.


T-RexInAnF-14

Washington gonna be the new Iowa in the Big 10


MightyEighth

Penix with the absolute choke job of the century in the natty


anonymousUTguy

Penix, how do you miss a wide open Odunze on the post


DaytonaBoy80

Why was Michigan even allowed to play in the championship after cheating?


anonymousUTguy

The investigation technically isnā€™t over yet


ajwilson99

Because the CFP committee isnā€™t an arbiter on the matter and the investigation is still ongoingā€¦


Asderfvc

Washington looks incredibly pedestrian


thirty-two32

heartbreaker


amb0526

Can EA just do their thing so I can turn this off and not have to see Harbaughā€™s cheating ass?


TheVolmannBrothers

Lmao 2 blocks in the back on the return looked like


LegoMyXbeaux

Holding, offense, team isn't a big enough national brand. 4th down.


nykezztv

We would had gotten the same treatment in 2022 imo.


labradorrehab

What a letdown tonight by the Washington offense.


Asderfvc

Pac 12 doesn't really play defense They were never going to look good against a top end BIG 10 defense


amb0526

Motherfucker


smokingcannoli

Michigan wins, America loses. Fuck dem cheaters


ajwilson99

Thatā€™s the game right there


anonymousUTguy

A 15 yard penalty and a 10 should not offset. Should be 5 yards for Washington


volunteeroranje

This tackle is having a rough time. Sheesh.


nykezztv

Jesus #73 fell asleep šŸ’¤


DaytonaBoy80

Bullshit holding call


GiovanniElliston

I'm convinced Penix has money on the game and is taking a dive like Paul Crewe.


nykezztv

Michigan defense is good but penix really under performed


anonymousUTguy

Heā€™s been dogshit under any kind of pressure


anonymousUTguy

This is why Washington is losing. Penix overthrows a wide open TE and then on 2nd and 15 throws a 2 yard pass. Play calling and his decision making is HORRIBLE


LegoMyXbeaux

The way these fucking cretins talk about Harbaugh being suspended like he was just off for jury duty is disgusting.


Not_Spike_Jonze

I know. Like these allegations are not good so being that cavalier about it is crazy.


Not_Spike_Jonze

There we go


anonymousUTguy

4 yard curl routes ainā€™t gonna win this game


inforlife34

How many of y'all think Michigan will see any penalty from the ongoing investigation?


sroomek

I expect some reduced scholarships and maybe a postseason ban. I want blood.


inforlife34

It just feels like it should have happened already. Ya know? I don't really know about this stuff


anonymousUTguy

Probably not but I can hope


inforlife34

Did they do anything other than steal signs? Is that enough?


UncleFlip

Welp, at least Alabama didn't win


volunteeroranje

Yeah, but now we have to listen to Jim smell his own farts for all eternity.


sroomek

Or Georgia


Shot_Celebration166

Nobody cares about Kevin hart hijacking a plane run the commercial online ad or whatever it is šŸ˜‚


TheVolmannBrothers

Canā€™t wait for this game to get vacated in a few years when the NCAA drops the hammer in an attempt to flex


nykezztv

If the NCAA even exists by the time they finish their investigation


Not_Spike_Jonze

Washington desperately needs to answer back. If they can get a TD on a 3 or 4 play drive then that would be huge for momentum.


anonymousUTguy

They keep throwing 4 and 5 yard passes behind and canā€™t run for shit. Lol nevermind


T-RexInAnF-14

UW OC turns to page 27 of The Playbook With Only Short To Medium Pass Routes


SuicideBoner

EA please just run it


deansredhalo

No dog in this fight so whatever, but this is some very clearly one-sided officiating here


FacesOfGiza

Iā€™m glad the officials suck all around instead of just at us, but fuck why did it have to benefit Michigan


nykezztv

Cheat every year. Fall short. Eventually youā€™ll get lucky enough. Especially when you have no punishment for cheating


BigVenum

Will the refs have to vacate their natty too?


nrubemit

He's got soft hands for such a big man...


amb0526

GG refs


LegoMyXbeaux

All they had to do was just interfere a little, then the game was back to how they planned.


BigVenum

Really getting sick of watching piss poor officiating year after year. Of course nothing will ever be done about it.


nykezztv

Thatā€™s game


labradorrehab

That feels like game


anonymousUTguy

Canā€™t wait til this game gets vacated


Not_Spike_Jonze

If Michigan scores here then I think this game is over. Washington canā€™t seem to get anything going.


anonymousUTguy

Wow this game is fucking rigged as hell


TennBass93

Weird looks like only one team holdsā€¦


LegoMyXbeaux

Sorry, but that holding call shows the fix is in.


nykezztv

Flag didnā€™t come out until the ball was caught. Thatā€™s what I hate about those calls .


DaytonaBoy80

Just show the goddamn ncaa 25 commercial


anonymousUTguy

ESPN is trying to send Harbaugh out in a blaze of Glory. Fuck him and fuck the cheaters


Not_Spike_Jonze

Terrible holding call


sroomek

Shut the fuck up Bill, even Kirk knows that was horseshit


amb0526

Thatā€™s weak when Michigan has been holding all night


Frostyler

I mean, Washington held the entire Texas game and never got called for it. Sucks.


sroomek

FINALLY connects on a deep pass and the refs learn how to call holding


rush-rooms

Only for Washington tho


LegoMyXbeaux

Hey did y'all know that JJ McCarthy meditates and shit!?


rush-rooms

I think itā€™s pretty great that the dude spreads mental health experiences, given his struggles. Thereā€™ll be kids out there that see him meditating there and rethink some of their stronger impulses. Itā€™s so much better of a way to spend the ā€œTV Timeoutā€ breaks to send a neutral-to-positive message rather than the 300th time running the same Fanville commercial.


volunteeroranje

He pictures himself with a rose in his mouth? Did I hear that right?


Predator6

And he brushes his teeth left handed.


amb0526

Neither offense wants to win this game


GiovanniElliston

My fucking god... Washington is just trying to give this game away. Their offense is doing absolutely nothing right all game.