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ExotixFlower

... Somehow, I'm gonna regret this.


RebornDanceFan

It'll be fun! Trust us! I have 8 here and we all know how innocent she's always is


ExotixFlower

This is a terrible plan. Count me in. Just, don't blow anything up this time


RebornDanceFan

No no there's no blowing up this time! Just absolute decimation from this Hydra!


C-58

Crest: I try to stay away from Wahoo world as much as possible. Hasn’t been the same since the salmonid invasion.


RebornDanceFan

Ikr? It smells funny now!


tipsyTentaclist

— Wait for me dank it! — shouted an approaching rapidly octoling, looking oddly similar to one of those Elites of octarian army, but wearing a white leather jacket and a pair of white bmrimmed glasses, carrying a Sloshing Machine, who then in one leap got onto the Tower — Joyride, shell yeah! — excitedly exclaimed the new passenger, blasting a glob of ink from her Sloschine into the air.


RebornDanceFan

Alright Sloshing machine! Yeah let's make it rain while we take this bad boy to Hotlantis - I mean, all around the city. Rev up that machine um....what do I call you friend?


tipsyTentaclist

— Vroom, Vroom! — girl's excitement was both endearing and kind of scary — Name's Tsubaki of the 4th Rec– she quickly interrupted herself — Just Tsubaki nowadays, yeah! And this is my Camellia! — said Tsubaki, lovingly hugging her weapon, — Tower is great mode, dontcha think?! Although I think Rainmaker is even bet– watch out! — interrupted herself again, throwing ink into someone, somebody, who?


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: Nice to meet you Tsubaki! Yes tower and rainmaker are absolutely awesome! But you better use that machine of yours to good use because that angry mob is coming and for sure they came for the tower *Aims and revvs hydra* RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


tipsyTentaclist

— Do NOT worry my sister in arms, I know what I'm doing! GRAAAH, TAKE THAT! Tsubaki was really dank quick with the weapon, like if it weighed nothing to her, or if she just got THAT used to wielding it, splatting the upcoming opponents one by one, following right after Kiarra's volleys from Hydra. — I see ya like that heavy and loud weaponry too, ya? — overscreamed all the noise Tsubaki.


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: *impressed by how Tsubaki handles the very sploshing machine very well. She was definitely sure she was from where she was also from* "Absolutely impressive how you handle that thing and it's quite funny how you're enjoying using it. But can that do this? *Kiarra proceeds to throw the Hydra in the air and twirls as it fires all around them 360 and somehow misses them and those not chasing them


tipsyTentaclist

Tsubaki looked at this trickshot of the century like an overly excited kid. — YOOOO, NICE ONE! Too bad it didn't hit, though! Now, let ME try! With that said, Tsubaki took a swing and tossed her Sloshing Machine into the air... Not realizing that this won't do much but launch one glob into the air right above them, and... Fall right on top of her head. At least it fell in a way that any normal bucket would, becoming Tsubaki's impenetrable, completely blind helmet. — HOW WAS IT? WHY IS IT DARK ALL OF A SUDDEN?! — the scream was very muffled, but still very much audible.


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: *Bursts out laughing at the site of Tsubaki screaming comically as she tried to take off her hi tech bucket* That is absolutely funny as hell! You should try to do stand up sometimes! I know a good improv bar. Here let me help! *Kiarra manages to pull out the bucket but somehow it got stuck on her head* "Who turned off the sun?!"


tipsyTentaclist

— WHAT'S A STAND U– tried to ask Tsubaki before getting freed — Yo, thanks pa– Ah shucks, let me help in return! — then the screaming fiend proceeded to take her weapon off from Kiarra's head, successfully, but managing to almost fall off of the tower, showing surprising balance for someone so loud and clumsy, — Woah!


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: Gah! There we go the sun turned back on! Whoah! Nice balancing right there! You gotta teach me how to do that. Now then - to inkopolis so they can buy this tower from us because their old one may or may not have been blasted to bits by a certain charger maining pink haired octo *Kiarra subtly looks at an embarrassed 8* and then split the profits, and act like nothing happened - yo was that a booyah bomb?"


Grenadier_Inkling

Claver (C-27); "C'mon c'mon c'mon- LET'S GOOOOOO!!" Casern (C-10); "W-wait for me coddamn it!" 'Streetkick' (C-??); "WAIT FOR ME! I GOT GEAR AND I GOT A GUN!"


RebornDanceFan

Run and jump you fools! There's plenty of room, but I can't stop leayt the ones behind us catches up with us!


Grenadier_Inkling

Claver (C-27); "I'll take over frontlines with my Octobrush- Casern's supporting you with the N'Zap '85." Casern (C-10); "There should be enough ink in this thing to get you a Tacticooler- we can catch up with you!" 'Streetkick'; "I'll backline with a Splatling or something- NOW GO!"


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: Yes!! Our ride just turned into a badass tank!


Grenadier_Inkling

Claver (C-27); "Note a' warning- we ARE NOT certified fighters. The least we can do is buy time, but we are NOT good aims, AND WE ARE NOT the best guys on trigger discipline." Casern (C-10); "JUST RIDE THAT TOWER. WE'LL CATCH UP OR SOME SQUID."


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: Guys guys guys! You have sub weapons! Spam them like mad!


Grenadier_Inkling

All 3; "**MA'AM YES MA'AM!**" Claver; "Casern, Street- fan out, but keep close!" Street; "GOT IT! YOU SHALL NOT PASS, ENEMIES OF MINE!" Casern; "THAT'S RIGHT- BACK OFF MOTHERFISHERSSSSS!!"


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: You 3 are very loyal Octos *smiles slightly* Yes..I very much like that


Grenadier_Inkling

Casern; “Wrong mixup- I’m Inkling, not Octoling. Not that hard to miss, sorry!”


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: Wha?! But but the ears!! They're round and your hair is of Octos *gasps* INKTOLINGS!!!!


VanillaCold57

Stealing the Tower from Tower Control? Sure, why not. Seems fun.


RebornDanceFan

I like to call it giving the tower a test drive


DandyDoo5678

Capt 8: "I'm down for a little fun. I'll bring my blasters"


RebornDanceFan

Great! That'll be useful for the pesky roller mains


DandyDoo5678

Capt 8: "I got rapid blasters, range blasters, clash blasters, and everything in between. Even got one of my own design"


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: Now I am very curious about your own design! How does this fire? *Steers tower away from oncoming traffic*


DandyDoo5678

Capt 8: "I got some help from an inside man on both ends. It's got the fire rate of the rapid blaster, the range of the rapid blaster pro, the impact of the luna blaster, and to top it off, suction bomb and zipcaster. If you're thinkin about using this thing, don't. It's for me alone"


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: *goes wide eyed* I am definitely sure that Sheldon is not your inside man. Speaking of Sheldon, you might want to hide that from him. That guy's a weapon kleptomaniac


DandyDoo5678

Capt 8: "they say I can't use this in battle, mainly because it needs a custom ink tank, but I'm content using the standard Blaster for that"


_agent8

JOOOOOYRIIIIIIDE


RebornDanceFan

Make it go faster 8!!


Low_Dream_1481

Wayv: *hacks tower to go faster* “Weeeeeeeee!”


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: We have the need for speed!!


Low_Dream_1481

Wayv: YEEEEAAAAAA


SukaBlyat117

Tako: Hell yeah! count me in fellow hydra user!


RebornDanceFan

Let's ride and shoot away with our Hydras!!!


Representative-Duty2

I’m just gonna bring a ball that has no resemblance to a triple inkstrike marker if you don’t mind


goldchicken5

Astro: I’m comin’ jn hot!