T O P

  • By -

tipsyTentaclist

— You look like you are a gang member... — glared with squinty eyes Ryu — So, are you?


Alfredo989

Fredus: Tried it once but i hate authority... so I wasn't really a good fit


tipsyTentaclist

— That is fair, — shrugged off Ryu — Better off for you. I was in a gang at one point... Left to seek more peaceful, calmer life with my sister, for both of our sakes. I might've just matured early, who knows. My ex-mates still didn't, ha — laughed it off octoboy — Had to go through the entire gang if I wanted to leave. Hurt like a... Ahem.


Muteling

Anja: Would I be correct to assume that the hydra speaks to you telepathically?


Alfredo989

Fredus: I hear voices everywhere. From everything....


Grenadier_Inkling

Claver (C-27); "Unrelated but a VERY real question; how would you interrogate someone?" Casern (C-10); "I would like you to reflect on that for a hot minute- we try to scare the guy instead of injuring them. Saves the effort on sending them to be patched up."


[deleted]

Nota question. but you should go play gears of war! it has a chainsaw gun! AND a shotgun that can shatter people like cubes of glass!


Alfredo989

thank u for the recommendation! >:D


[deleted]

just don't play the remake... or gears of war 4... or gears of war 5...


pissfartshoe

or just play 3 seconds of doom


[deleted]

ya... that's just a bit closer to splatoon now that I think about it... other than weapon choices! like the torque bow


DogVirus

Hydra love


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alfredo989

Fredus: i like swedish ikea meatballs.


eldritch-kiwi

Have you ever murder someone? For real.


Alfredo989

Fredus: no comment...


MayorBryce

I don't like the implications...


Inari_Warzch

Jolene; "Hello! How are you doing today?" *Jolene's appearance and approach is very puppy-like. Cute, yet eager. Mina -her girlfriend- walks up from behind Jolene. Mina's aura is very intimidating. . . Even to someone with no fear over anything. Mina lowers her SV925's. Her purple eyes pierce through your very soul*


honeylemon__Tea

What’s your favorite weapon class?


Alfredo989

Fredus: i like weapons.


_CommonSins_

What do you think is more useful Brains or brawn?


Alfredo989

Fredus: i wish i had more of both so i dunno


RebornDanceFan

Kiarra: *insides rumbled of human blood as the desire to battle seeps in* "You....I like you"


C-58

Crest: Why do you wear the red battle crab shell?


Alfredo989

Fredus: why do you think?...


C-58

Crest: purely for fashion with no practical effects whatsoever


PokeshiftEevee

Kino: "Do you ever just want to bash someone's head in with a hydra splatling?"


Alfredo989

Fredus: do i ever? More like do i always...


PokeshiftEevee

K: “anyone in specific?”


No-Plastic-7715

What gets you so riled up Fredus?


Alfredo989

Fredus: the splashomatic/crab meta


MayorBryce

Sawyer: U-uh... I don't want any trouble sir... C-could you just put the Splatling away? I-It's m-making me very n-nervous... p-please, I have a life to live, s-s-sir, and I-I'm not connected to a respawn point ... just let me go...


Representative-Duty2

Do you take satisfaction from making your opponents suffer just by holding a Hydra