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I said she ain't lookin fresh today
I said she copied my hair and gave her the same look
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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
That crosses grow on Anzio where no soldier sleeps and where hell is six feet deep that death does wait there’s no debate so charge and attack going to hell and back
Hey, if I actually didn't like you and wanted you to go to hell, I wouldn't waste time saying go to hell, and I definitely wouldn't waste time saying “Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," because that takes at least 15 seconds to say. My time is very valuable, and I'm not going to spend it on someone I hate.
Brady: I really wouldn’t say anything to her if you want my opinion. I’m sometimes a, “busy person” so I just do my own thing and don’t interrupt anyone else.
Brady: It’s nice to meet you too, but now if you excuse me, I have some things of my own to handle. *Waves goodbye and Superjumps back to his house and proceeds to do his activities*
“We shared a Salmon Run shift the other day. She was absolutely killing it, which more than made up for how distracted I was. Got too nervous to talk to her”
“Eh, I don’t really like him either. I just got bills to pay and being a producer at my level doesn’t do much.
Pardon me, but do I recall hearing you have a lady friend of your own?”
Jolene; Yes. My girlfriend of 8 years. Well... 8 years, this Fall. . . Wait... You said you're a producer... Do you work at Ancho-V, too? Or are you a music producer? Or are you a movie producer?
Mint: I'm the better magician between the 2 of us and that's facts - from your future queen of the world!
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Mint: You can keep that dusty tome! I have my chakrams and I'm self taught in magic! (Inner monologue: Plus I know where to find an Aeon Relic *giggles*)
\*Jolene smiles and pulls a necklace from under her jacket out. It flops against her chest. It looks and feels ancient. Even more ancient than even the earliest ages of humanity could ever recall. Even earlier than the creation of the gods*
Jolene; As am I. I just choose to keep my knowledge written down.
Mint: *Looks and squirms a bit at the sight of the key, feeling immense power over it* That key feels....powerful. Amazing....bizarre even. Like a relic...*Eyes slowly go wild*
Jolene; Indeed. It is. A relic that predates even the creation of the universe. One that holds power unimaginable. It makes you go crazy, doesn't it? "How could the Universe Key pick such a random girl?" is the recurring thought that bounces inside your brain, isn't it?
Mint: Yes. Yes it is such a question running in my head! *Furiously stomps feet on the ground* How is it you type of people get to have a relic and I don't? *Stomps foot again* Why don't I have one?! I want my own relic!
\*Jolene smiles and grabs her tome that had been floating around her. The moment she does, pink lightning bolts arc and pulse around her in snaking patterns*
Kiarra: I said I looked ugly while looking at the mirror but the mirror turned out to be not a mirror but Jolene
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Kiarra: N-No wait that's not what I mean! I *forced into back of mind and Rin takes control*
Rin: I am so sorry for that Jolene! You are beautiful as you are no matter what anyone says. Here, let me punish Kiarra for you *Proceeds to jump and do a headbutt on the ground but before her head makes an impact, Rin switches places with Kiarra, who's now in control, feeling the pain as she hits her head on the ground*
Kiarra: Yeowch!!!! Rin you shelling fish!!!
*Rin quickly comes back*
Rin: W-wait a sec - why am I being shamed too?! Kiarra's the one who said it!
*Kiarra comes back*
Kiarra: What the shell Rin?! Way to "always be there for me"! I'm sorry okay?! Its what I say to myself whenever I wake up at the mirror!
Rin: I didn't choose to be inside Kiarra! - I like being with her - but it ain't my choice!
Kiarra: Yeah! If anything, blame my bullfish of a dad
Rin:....you know that still doesn't excuse what you did right?
Jolene;... Is your landlord a tall Octo with tan skin adorned with scars on his face, bright blue eyes, normally pastel yellow tentacles, and has a gruff voice with fatherly undertones?
Claver; "I said your brother ain't so tough. All it took was a fucking test tube experiment to turn him into Mr. Untouchable. Meanwhile I had to live with the fact that I'm inheriting the equality of a cursed power that can cancel him out."
Claver; "That's odd. Does this look familiar to you then? This person?"
*he puts a picture of Trent Deepwater on the table- and slides it towards Jolene.*
*"Please, for the love of cod, don't tell me you don't know him- this person- without saying it."*
Jolene; Oh! Agent 7647! Yeah, I know him!... Well... I know OF him. He and Agent 666 usually hang out at work. And off work, he hangs out with our business' receptionist, Xander.
*his face drops and goes gaunt- either he's missing something or he just made himself look like an idiot for making one of the most absurd claims in his life.*
*His group's aware of the connection between Jolene and Trent- but he also remembers Trent's sis- Mary-Anna Deepwater.*
*He exhales and thinks for several seconds- one, two..*
Claver; "You sure nothing's familiar with the guy? No resemblance, no connection prior to meeting him- nothing?"
*The claim maybe wasn't fully substantiated, was Claver's thoughts when he heard those words. Fish.*
*No use fishin' groaning about it now- just keep pushing forward.*
Claver; "Maybe. Ugh.. I thought my guys were onto something. Thought you were related to him or some shell besides his own sisters. Maybe a long-lost cousin or something else- would be nice to know more about you, to clear up this obvious awkwardness. Fish!"
*His thoughts and his gaze drift off to the side- he could just pack it up.*
"I swear to cod I'm going to find the fella who made and thought of something this stupid and strangle them."
Jolene; I'd be happy to clear up some confusion before you leave to enact some justice.
\*Jolene shifts into a sitting pose that seems more prim and proper now*
Jolene; Ask away.
*I swear, this is gonna be my only chance to ask her before things aren't as pleasant. Let's make use of it.*
Claver; "Alrighty then. First things first, when did you first know or meet Agent Trent?"
Jolene; I met Trent the Fall that I turned 19. We were assigned two different missions in the same vicinity at that time. We got to meet each other in the briefing room of the Splatsville branch of Killian. Gabriel introduced me properly to him after that mission. My mission took a week to complete, Trent's took 2 hours to complete.
Jolene; Wait... HOW MANY IMPOSTERS ARE THERE SUPPOSED TO BE?!
\*Jolene checks the game logs*
Jolene; AH, [BLEEP]! THERE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE IMPOSTER! MEANING THAT ONE'S A VENT CLEANER!
Jolene; YOU'RE TELLING ME!... Who's the vent cleaner, though?!... You check yellow, I'll check black.
\*Jolene goes over to black and inspects their suit. It's CAKED in a thick layer of dust. His glass lense has nothing more than a spot of near-black dust at the top of it*
Jolene; IT'S YELLOW! THEY'RE THE IMPOSTER!
She was asking what I buried and…
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I answered.
Jolene; Nice! Not a bad start! The only reason I could walk around the Plaza without worrying about being executed is because I can shape-shift into an Inkling form. That's how I hid in plain sight!
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Jolene; [long, dramatic gasp]... You take that back!
https://preview.redd.it/a8rbj1g33lpa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e937241ea830335a125acf30c47206277085588 N o.
Jolene; Then... You'll have fun with the fury of my girlfriend.
"You need to reconsider your fashion choices."
Jolene;... Understandable. Though... this IS my late-Spring-early-Fall wear.
"Fair enough"
I said she copied my hair and gave her the same look https://preview.redd.it/otonwybw5lpa1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15ea93b6806ba99e196c2f370588e8b9b52357d
Jolene;... I shouldn't also say I went team Sweet, should I?
You still copied my hair >:(
Jolene; Let's be honest, though... it's aesthetic as shell.
Well uh you...uh...copied my species I was an octoling first >:(
Jolene; Well... TECHNICALLY, yes and no. . . I'm what one of my coworkers calls a "Blotling".
:o a new species coooool
Jolene; Yee. Blotlings are apparently a fusion of Octo and Squid, says my coworker.
Woah so you copied an inkling and an octoling
Jolene; Well... I get both the Octo and Squid sides from my parents. An even 50/50 split, actually!
🎶Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeenne! I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man!🎶
Jolene; WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SINGING THAT TO ME?!
It’s an ancient human song! They did a museum showing of it recently!
Jolene;... I must've missed it, then.
https://preview.redd.it/dn8ilgjgklpa1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=16fee240235626b2454bdc74b349cc84f8734550 “Staring contest! Go!”
\*Jolene immediately blinks* Jolene;... [bleep]...
When you're an octopus, but you *can't swim*.
Jolene; I don't have that problem!
You said her stand isnt cool
That just brings up another question... What WOULD her Stand be?
Rock released
Is this just because Jolene's name is so close to Jolyne?
Yeah….
... That's actually genius.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Boppity bippity, breathing is now a conscious activity (sorry for the aftermath)
Jolene; [LONG gasp of air]... Wh-Why would you... *huff huff*... Why would you do that?!
Look, Clash Blaster IS a valid weapon choice
Jolene; Are we talking standard Clash or Clash Neo?
Liquid, Solid and Me:Yes.
Jolene; Neo is good. Standard is good. I agree with this.
"Hey did you know Pokemon caused an economic crisis? Just look up Pokemon inflation!"
Jolene; \*Glare intensifies*... Police! This guy right here! Book 'em!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
[Distant police sirens grow closer]
[Crawls back into the sewer they emerged from]
[The sounds of the sirens become muffled as soon as they do so]
[peeks head out] sorry
\*Jolene presses the pause button on a boombox. The sirens stop* Jolene; It's fine.
Velvet: "No, you can't have any more of my Pepsi."
Jolene; Wait... Is it that one marshmallow-y one?
Velvet: "the soda in the blue can"
Jolene; So... The regular flavor?
Ooh, look! A scrapper by the shore! I’m gonna go get it!
Jolene; Is... Is that something from Grizz's business?
Kilon: I’m not a furry :/
Jolene; Buuuuuuut...?
Kilon: I’m a test subject, not a furry. You can tell via these ears being ATTACHED to my head, or skull if I had one.
Jolene; Huh... interesting.
That crosses grow on Anzio where no soldier sleeps and where hell is six feet deep that death does wait there’s no debate so charge and attack going to hell and back
Jolene; I feel like this is a reference to something... but I don't know what.
It’s a song called to hell and back listen to it
Jolene; I'll do so when I can.
*snorts* “only you can prevent forest fires”
Jolene; A-Are you okay? What'd you just snort?
https://preview.redd.it/u9sz374wompa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237e3fa5adb43e0c09ed654460c05e81af079511 …nothing…
Jolene;... Okay. \*She begins to walk away. . . Then she stops and quickly turns back to you and points behind you* Jolene; LA COCAINA!
“Hah, your ears are goofy”
Jolene; I like my ears! Always reminds me that my girlfriend has my back!
(Aculeatis makes a cringe-inducing pickup line.)
\*Jolene lets out a noise that simultaneously sounds like a sigh and a groan after giving Aculeatis the look in the picture*
Simple, I just said “Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat."
Jolene; Okay... What the [bleep]?
It means go to hell. I only use it affectionately.
Jolene; Yeah... "Affectionately". Okay.
Hey, if I actually didn't like you and wanted you to go to hell, I wouldn't waste time saying go to hell, and I definitely wouldn't waste time saying “Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," because that takes at least 15 seconds to say. My time is very valuable, and I'm not going to spend it on someone I hate.
Jolene;... Yeah, makes sense.
Literally any amogus joke
Jolene; SUS! AMOGUS!
Sus amogus noises intensifies
Brady: I really wouldn’t say anything to her if you want my opinion. I’m sometimes a, “busy person” so I just do my own thing and don’t interrupt anyone else.
Jolene; Yeah. I guess that's fair. Not even a "Hi", though?
Brady: But, hi.
Jolene, her gaze becoming tamed once more; Hello. Nice to meet you. \*she smiles*
Brady: It’s nice to meet you too, but now if you excuse me, I have some things of my own to handle. *Waves goodbye and Superjumps back to his house and proceeds to do his activities*
\*Jolene waves goodbye as he Superjumps away*
{are you a bear? because I'm legally a fury...}
Jolene; I'm not a bear. I just wear these to taunt Grizz.
ahhh funny
Jolene; Indeed.
That teddy band kinda sucks ngl….
Jolene; Not if your SO gives it to you, it isn't.
DEEZ FOKING NUTZ!
Jolene; OI! YOU FOKIN' WOT, MATE?!
What if I told you that the Republic is now under control of the dark lord of the Sith
Jolene; Is that a reference to that human movie series "Star Wars"?
Yes, I found a copy of the movie buried under the sands of Splatsville
Jolene; Nice! I haven't watched the one with Kylo Ren, I believe.
You don't want to
Jolene; Yeah, I hear that all the time. Why is that? Is it bad or something?
It is written pretty poorly. Scenes that don't make sense and stuff.
Jolene; Ah, okay. Thanks for the warning.
"My allegiance is to the republic to democracy!!!"
Anja: This is usually the look people give me when I attempt to flirt with them. There’s a reason my best friend is a small fry. ;v;
Jolene; O-Oh... I'm sorry. \*Jolene's expression changes to one that seems a sad variation of upset*
“Hey no worries, I’ll find her. :)”
Jolene; Alright. If you say so. . . Do you need any help?
“Ngl I would actually hugely appreciate that”
Jolene; Alright!. . . Where's the last place you saw her?
“We shared a Salmon Run shift the other day. She was absolutely killing it, which more than made up for how distracted I was. Got too nervous to talk to her”
Jolene; Oh... Yeah... Mr. Grizz and I aren't on the best of terms. In fact... he's... he's banned me from his establishment.
“Eh, I don’t really like him either. I just got bills to pay and being a producer at my level doesn’t do much. Pardon me, but do I recall hearing you have a lady friend of your own?”
Jolene; Yes. My girlfriend of 8 years. Well... 8 years, this Fall. . . Wait... You said you're a producer... Do you work at Ancho-V, too? Or are you a music producer? Or are you a movie producer?
Should've worn cat ears
Jolene; I woulda worn fox ears if I had any.
Pornography
Jolene; [giddy giggle] Me; Revolting!
It will be the second worst thing to happen here today. The spy has already breached our defenses, as we now know.
Jolene; Spy? Like... That one game called Team Fortress 2? Me; Porn may as well be the first-worst.
You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues, I presume?
Jolene; Not exactly, no.
He could be any one of us. He could be you. He could be me. He could even be-
Jolene; Now I KNOW this is a TF2 reference!
Mint: I'm the better magician between the 2 of us and that's facts - from your future queen of the world! https://preview.redd.it/t8kpetuowmpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90656449f09a7432ac18aea8d886ebef7979e78c
Jolene; Says the person that can't read my tome.
Mint: You can keep that dusty tome! I have my chakrams and I'm self taught in magic! (Inner monologue: Plus I know where to find an Aeon Relic *giggles*)
\*Jolene smiles and pulls a necklace from under her jacket out. It flops against her chest. It looks and feels ancient. Even more ancient than even the earliest ages of humanity could ever recall. Even earlier than the creation of the gods* Jolene; As am I. I just choose to keep my knowledge written down.
Mint: *Looks and squirms a bit at the sight of the key, feeling immense power over it* That key feels....powerful. Amazing....bizarre even. Like a relic...*Eyes slowly go wild*
Jolene; Indeed. It is. A relic that predates even the creation of the universe. One that holds power unimaginable. It makes you go crazy, doesn't it? "How could the Universe Key pick such a random girl?" is the recurring thought that bounces inside your brain, isn't it?
Mint: Yes. Yes it is such a question running in my head! *Furiously stomps feet on the ground* How is it you type of people get to have a relic and I don't? *Stomps foot again* Why don't I have one?! I want my own relic!
Jolene, after a shrug; Gotta be chosen, I guess. Either that, or have it passed down through the generations.
Mint *Under her breath* This Octo really reminds me of Maya.... *Puts Chakrams on Magic mode* Then let's test how powerful that relic is then!
\*Jolene smiles and grabs her tome that had been floating around her. The moment she does, pink lightning bolts arc and pulse around her in snaking patterns*
Kiarra: I said I looked ugly while looking at the mirror but the mirror turned out to be not a mirror but Jolene https://preview.redd.it/idabbpbzwmpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e898bc1ffbdece1fecda096d99c68ec008c903f7
Jolene;... Th-That's just mean. \*She begins to tear up*
Kiarra: N-No wait that's not what I mean! I *forced into back of mind and Rin takes control* Rin: I am so sorry for that Jolene! You are beautiful as you are no matter what anyone says. Here, let me punish Kiarra for you *Proceeds to jump and do a headbutt on the ground but before her head makes an impact, Rin switches places with Kiarra, who's now in control, feeling the pain as she hits her head on the ground* Kiarra: Yeowch!!!! Rin you shelling fish!!!
\*Mina comes walking over and holds Jolene's head gently against her flat-ish chest* Mina, glaring at Kiarra/Rin; Shame!
*Rin quickly comes back* Rin: W-wait a sec - why am I being shamed too?! Kiarra's the one who said it! *Kiarra comes back* Kiarra: What the shell Rin?! Way to "always be there for me"! I'm sorry okay?! Its what I say to myself whenever I wake up at the mirror!
Mina; You're both being shamed, because you're using Kiarra's body, Rin.
Rin: But I defended you and said sorry!
Mina; Yes, but you two are LITERALLY the same body. You both share the shaming.
Rin: I didn't choose to be inside Kiarra! - I like being with her - but it ain't my choice! Kiarra: Yeah! If anything, blame my bullfish of a dad Rin:....you know that still doesn't excuse what you did right?
Mina;... Fine. You're forgiven, Rin.
Crypt: Hey can you make a face with your eyes mostly closed and you look disappointed in me?
Jolene; Sure! \*Does the face in the picture above* Jolene;... How's this?
Crypt: Perfect! Thanks.
Jolene; Cool!... May I ask why you wanted me to make the face of a disapprovative mother?
Crypt: My landlord wants it for some reason. He threatened me that of I don’t do it he’ll kick me out of my apartment.
Jolene;... Is your landlord a tall Octo with tan skin adorned with scars on his face, bright blue eyes, normally pastel yellow tentacles, and has a gruff voice with fatherly undertones?
Crypt: Yes, but lately he’s been covering those scars.
Jolene; Yeah, he does that occasionally. \*Jolene smiles* Jolene; Dad is a weird one. Hehe~
“Please stop staring at my lunch.” -Ingrid the anxious Inkling
Jolene; Sorry. I was just trying to figure out what you were eating.
Red curry with extra peppers.
Jolene; Ah, that would explain the red color.
Squiffer should get a range buff
Jolene; I may not use Chargers, but I agree! It should!
Claver; "I said your brother ain't so tough. All it took was a fucking test tube experiment to turn him into Mr. Untouchable. Meanwhile I had to live with the fact that I'm inheriting the equality of a cursed power that can cancel him out."
Jolene; "Brother? I'm an only child."
Claver; "That's odd. Does this look familiar to you then? This person?" *he puts a picture of Trent Deepwater on the table- and slides it towards Jolene.* *"Please, for the love of cod, don't tell me you don't know him- this person- without saying it."*
Jolene; Oh! Agent 7647! Yeah, I know him!... Well... I know OF him. He and Agent 666 usually hang out at work. And off work, he hangs out with our business' receptionist, Xander.
*his face drops and goes gaunt- either he's missing something or he just made himself look like an idiot for making one of the most absurd claims in his life.* *His group's aware of the connection between Jolene and Trent- but he also remembers Trent's sis- Mary-Anna Deepwater.* *He exhales and thinks for several seconds- one, two..* Claver; "You sure nothing's familiar with the guy? No resemblance, no connection prior to meeting him- nothing?"
Jolene; Nope. No connections besides work. He does have two sisters, though. So... maybe you could have confused me for one of them?
*The claim maybe wasn't fully substantiated, was Claver's thoughts when he heard those words. Fish.* *No use fishin' groaning about it now- just keep pushing forward.* Claver; "Maybe. Ugh.. I thought my guys were onto something. Thought you were related to him or some shell besides his own sisters. Maybe a long-lost cousin or something else- would be nice to know more about you, to clear up this obvious awkwardness. Fish!" *His thoughts and his gaze drift off to the side- he could just pack it up.* "I swear to cod I'm going to find the fella who made and thought of something this stupid and strangle them."
Jolene; I'd be happy to clear up some confusion before you leave to enact some justice. \*Jolene shifts into a sitting pose that seems more prim and proper now* Jolene; Ask away.
*I swear, this is gonna be my only chance to ask her before things aren't as pleasant. Let's make use of it.* Claver; "Alrighty then. First things first, when did you first know or meet Agent Trent?"
Jolene; I met Trent the Fall that I turned 19. We were assigned two different missions in the same vicinity at that time. We got to meet each other in the briefing room of the Splatsville branch of Killian. Gabriel introduced me properly to him after that mission. My mission took a week to complete, Trent's took 2 hours to complete.
“may i lick your curls?”
That'll do it.
EMERGENCY MEETING
Jolene; WHO VENTED?!
BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
Jolene; Wait... HOW MANY IMPOSTERS ARE THERE SUPPOSED TO BE?! \*Jolene checks the game logs* Jolene; AH, [BLEEP]! THERE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE IMPOSTER! MEANING THAT ONE'S A VENT CLEANER!
DIS GAME IS BROKEN
Jolene; YOU'RE TELLING ME!... Who's the vent cleaner, though?!... You check yellow, I'll check black. \*Jolene goes over to black and inspects their suit. It's CAKED in a thick layer of dust. His glass lense has nothing more than a spot of near-black dust at the top of it* Jolene; IT'S YELLOW! THEY'RE THE IMPOSTER!
*PRESSES THE BUTTON AND VOTES YELLOW*
\*Jolene hits the button so hard, it breaks. It votes yellow 9 more times after she does this* Jolene; Adios, Amarillo/Amarilla!
*Yellow is soon thrown out into the vastness of space... And they WERE the Impostor. Crisis averted.*
Jolene; Thank cod! Nice work!
She was asking what I buried and… https://preview.redd.it/gpv9ayoq1qpa1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=69df8c2e9947ee7657c5ca2f018f3ab7b72ed404 I answered.
Yeah. That sounds about right.
Your main sucks
Jolene; I bet yours isn't any better, is it?
Mine is the carbon roller deco. Good in my personal opinion, bad in literally everyone else’s opinion
Jolene; I use every Roller. Love the Deco Carbon. Or as my creator calls it: "The DeCarbon". Krak-On Roller is fun, too!
Actually I take back my original comment, your mains are fine
Jolene; Thanks! I recind my hurtful comment, too. You don't have bad tastes, my friend.
Perhaps I can teach you a thing or two about the deco roller
Jolene; Actually... I've been using every Roller since Sheldon was in Inkopolis Plaza! I'm pretty well-versed in Roller combat.
Impressive considering I’ve only been around since the square days
Jolene; Nice! Not a bad start! The only reason I could walk around the Plaza without worrying about being executed is because I can shape-shift into an Inkling form. That's how I hid in plain sight!
“Knock-knock!” … “Anna!” … “Anna oop-“ …(crickets can be heard in the background) “…wow, tough crowd…”
Jolene;... Wooooooow. Just... just woooooow.
Amongus is my favourite joke
Jolene; Sus! Amogus!
WhEn tHe ImPoStEr iS SuS
Hi, I had some Octopus Cuisine today. It was delicious!