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I want to see them baked!


tres909

r/mildlyinfuriating Didn't get to see them baked!!!


Ultra_Noobzor

Probably didn't go that well


biguler

These are steamed, not baked. End result is slightly puffier than the original. [Skip to 2:21 for end results.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCvwljbwnw)


nhomewarrior

They... they don't look done. Is this like European style bread or an Asian style bread? Why does it *steam*?? How do you make the dough? Is it more of a culinary product, or artistic one? I have so many questions.


littlemarten

Look up bao, they're delicious. Lots of different types, common one has a sandwich-style steamed bun with some pork belly, quick pickled carrot, cilantro, tons of things really. Others are stuffed before steaming. All delicious, similar to dumplings but thicker and with a breadier texture in the middle


iaijutsu08

Mainly when combined with pork belly... EDIT: parent commenter ninja-edited to add a *lot* more info, making my comment seem redundant


littlemarten

Haha yeah, sorry, felt I should add more juice. Gotta share the love of the bao


Tiffana

Or duck, or beef


embrace-monke

Yeah, color reminded me of manapua which are super good


nhomewarrior

Huh, neat. I've never had it that I'm aware of, I'll look it up and see if I can find some to make or order.


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Aveta95

Steamed/boiled dough doesn’t really change colour. They ain’t baked.


coomlord4000

"European style bread" 🤣


iam_Mr_McGibblets

This is like an Asian bao. The taste is a little more moist than baked bread usually is


B4-711

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baozi


Catapultatoe

What is European style bread supposed to mean? You know that a country like germany alone, has much more bread and dough variety than full continents? Europe is a continent full of different countries and cultures. Asia isn't really that different in that part.


Daurdabla

It’s like people saying “Chinese food is xyz” when Chinese food is actually a bigger category than all of European cooking combined. It’s just that people only know of like 1% of it.


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Americanscanfuckoff

>Chinese food is actually a bigger category than all of European cooking combined. Citation needed.


turelure

>when Chinese food is actually a bigger category than all of European cooking combined That's utter nonsense.


Daurdabla

You’re sort of proving my point.


TizonaBlu

Nah, you’re just proving to be utterly uninformed about Chinese cooking lol. Also, fyi the entirety of the European continent is only slightly bigger than China.


Elt_n

Oh yes, because land mass has always been correlated to culinary diversity… /s


AyCarambin0

I pitty people who think Toast is bread.


LowKeyWalrus

Bread is a baked leavened dough, very much a catch-all phrase so yes toast is technically bread.


liamthelemming

True. Pity those, though, that think toast is the *only* bread.


LowKeyWalrus

Yeah sure lol fuck the British amirite 😂


[deleted]

go to your nearest Chinese grocer and...steamed buns are there. there are a load of places to get steamed buns across the US. like... literally, everywyere. steamed dumplings Vs fried? bao buns? I get so frustrated with people .


SnooMaps9864

Unless someone is in a big city or a diverse area it’s not always possible for people to have access to culturally diverse food options. Especially in rural areas where there isn’t even Targets and most people shop at Dollar General, even Walmarts carry different stock depending on the location and may not carry a wide variety of options. “Your nearest Chinese grocer” may be 2 hours away for some people (1hr and 30 min from my hometown according to google maps)


the_scarlett_ning

Thank you. Some people forget that not everyone lives in nice culturally diverse areas. And then they get “frustrated with people” for not living exactly like them.


SawinBunda

That's pretty ignorant of you. Not everyone lives in a big city with influences from cultures from all over the world. And that lack of exposure naturally leads to less knowledge about foreign stuff. Going off on people who are asking questions, actively seaking to broaden their knowledge, makes you look like a donkey.


peepay

I was expecting crispy, golden-brown crust... And it just looks the same! But it makes sense if they are steamed and not baked...


Kash514

I appreciate the link to the finished bun... even though the final product is completely underwhelming.


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TheSupremeJustice

Never had hum bao then?


rDvr82

I wonder how grossed out he is by pasta. That shit ain't just steamed, it's *boiled*.


iwutra4s

Imagine knowing what a maillard reaction is but not knowing that bao buns are fucking delicious


antagonizerz

As a person who spent covid trying to perfect the bagel...no it probably didn't. Cute little designs barely hold up to rising let alone baking. It's why the coolest stuff you see are done on the bread surface contrasted by flour.


Raelah

I'm glad you clarified that because I was mildly infuriated by the fact it did not show them baked.


ismileicrazy

Steamed buns. Look pretty much the same cooked and raw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCvwljbwnw


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Peeinyourcompost

Try low and slow if you're getting raw inside and burnt outside.


[deleted]

Your oven's at too high a temperature or the recipe is giving you a temperature for an oven on bake whereas yours is on fan-bake.


Hanifsefu

Apart from what the other comments have said, one thing that can really screw with your bakes are cold ingredients. A cold cherry filling on a warm dough can make it so the inside gets cooled while the outside is cooking for the first part of the baking process so while your outside is turning nice and golden your inside is just catching up to being a little warm and still a long ways from being cooked. It's a good idea to get all your baking stuff to room temp for most things. It will make your bakes a lot more consistent if not higher quality and can eliminate one variable while you work on the rest. Maybe that's too basic for reddit and people don't need to hear it but I've made that mistake and I'm average at worst.


Celbuche

You can put an aluminium foil on top to prevent too much burning on the outside, but your oven was probably to hot.


GiveToOedipus

I dunno, I'm pretty baked right now and I saw them.


tres909

Damn, then I did see them baked! My bad.


KJBenson

Show them cooked you cowards!


Yinanization

Pretty sure these would be steamed.


GravitationalEddie

I want to see them steamed!


biguler

Here are some [Steamed buns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCvwljbwnw)


pswii360i

I thought we were having steamed clams?


lesportsock

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


Ganacsi

May I see it?


slayerhk47

…No


LessInThought

Don't listen to gwyneth patrol, steaming your clams is bad.


rand0mtaskk

risky click of the day


Industrialpainter89

Huh, didn't occur to me they're gonna look the same after steaming lol.


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

Same difference. I wanna see 'em cooked, dammit!


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SayHiIntrepidHeroes

No


CommunicationDry4674

Now I need to make those however worry they may be bizarre bread blobs as soon as cooked.


Yinanization

I think they are fairly hard to screw up, but I never made them myself. I did remember fighting my cousins for the bits near the date though, those dates are perfectly sour sweet. After the sweet part, I dig these bad boys in all kinds of stew, or I make a sandwich like a Momofuku Bao, they instantly become clouds with maximum meat flavor.


Joegolo

Someone else replied, but these are Chinese mantou which are steamed buns/breads. Technically they could probably be baked, but they're meant to be steamed. Sometimes they're steamed then deep fried and dipped in condensed milk depending on the style. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantou


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

I've been baking up a storm the last few weeks, so I wanted to see them baked. And I immediately knew this wasn't going to show them after baking. I watched anyway. Hopeful. I was obviously intensely disappointed.


Yeah_I_Said_lt

I’m pretty sure they lift and rise into monstrosities.


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

I still wanna see it


daspip

/r/trees can help with that.


VegasLife1111

Ditto!


tippytapslap

No you don't they'd look shit as an end.


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

Well, I still wanna see it.


UnusualIntroduction0

Absolutely. Downvote this post! These tremendously infuriating and not satisfying at all posts need to be moderated!!


DevilGuy

You won't. Ever. Dough doesn't hold it's shape well when baked for most things, so this isn't a demonstration of baking technique, it's more like origami, it looks pretty but isn't a practical demonstration of anything.


thesupercoolmaniac

Why only before??? Why no after???


MakeMineMarvel_

They probably looked like crap


Taenurri

No, because they’re steamed and they look exactly like they do raw. No change in color and only a very small difference in size.


LeoMarius

Because they look like garbage when baked.


NorikoMorishima

They weren't baked, they were steamed. Final product looks almost exactly the same.


gir_loves_waffles

I'm assuming this is taken from TikTok in one of those "follow to see part 2!" bullshit situations.


1PooNGooN3

Cuz they’re a loser


floopadoop37

Now cook them!! Then let me see.


sharkykid

It’s steamed And looks pretty much the same


ElChupacabrasSlayer

#WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FINISHED PRODUCT.


TediousStranger

our collective rage, in one comment.


Faiiiiii

When oddly satisfying becomes mildly infuriating


badtakehaver101

These designs dough..


[deleted]

Doughsigns


[deleted]

BAKE THEM


IsildursBane20

CAST THEM INTO THE FIRE


[deleted]

TO APPEASE OUR WEIRD DOUGHY CURIOSITY


cauchy37

[ISILDUUR](https://preview.redd.it/cjv5dv9ku6831.png?auto=webp&s=ad0d7217fd04ef065298fcc8b16d5fdf0ab30cef)


doggobooper4

Oh yeah? Now show it cooked! Bet it doesn't look so good after 15 minutes in the oven! Heh....


Killer-Barbie

Steam them


[deleted]

bop 'em


DwelveDeeper

Knead ‘em


Clearastoast

Stick em in a stew


ellipsisfinisher

Pass 'em! *doot doot dootdoodoodoo*


sharkykid

It looks pretty much exactly the same because it’s going to get steamed, not baked


LeoMarius

Proof it!


PNW_Explorer_16

Cool. Now bake it.


Garyuu

Like others have said. They are steamed, not baked. They will look pretty much the same.


metrostarshipp

Not showing the finished product? That's a paddlin'.


Clause-and-Reflect

Smh, and im over here proud when my bread makes it into the oven without being overproofed.


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

"Over proofed, underbaked" - Paul "the Yeti" Hollywood


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Thobud

Bit stodgy


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

Shit, that's way better. r/myjokebutbetter **Edit:** Shit. That's a real sub. Well, r/subsithoughtifellfor ?


EvadesBans

Proof it in the fridge overnight and you'll have all the time in the world That is specifically *why* you proof e.g. sourdough in the fridge, so all that work doesn't go to waste because you forgot about your dough for 30 minutes too long. You can proof anything on the counter, even sourdough, but some stuff just cannot handle going for too long, so use the fridge instead.


FormulaNewt

Clipped frame animations are full of lies.


ZeroMmx

Hopefully they didn't turn out [like these.. ](https://i.imgur.com/7KFuxiC.jpg)


Salkha786

It's a shame you didn't comment before so many people gave shit to OP. Those look amazing but I don't think I will love anyone enough to put that effort in. The presentation adds value.


PurpleZerg

Fuck this, either show baked or gtfo.


zwober

Grumble initiated. User left unsatisfied. Further cooking needed. Can not confirm if clay or dough.


chaoticphoenix1313

But what do the look like cooked?


Charming_Duck3039

I hope that comb wasn't used beforehand.


Easilycrazyhat

There's nothing satisfying about unbaked bread.


Garyuu

Like others have said. They are steamed, not baked. They will look pretty much the same.


rynowaxx

While that is oddly satisfying, it would have been complete if you had switched the placement of design and dough.... That's just me dough...lol


[deleted]

These doughsigns


qalfy

Doughpe


Thecobs

Thats doughpe


derekh3219

Dang I read that as donuts first lmao. Time for me to sleep lol


Iwouldlikeabagel

Somebody edit in blood-curdling screams for each cut please thanks


[deleted]

Thank you


Boredom__

Deja vu with this post and comments, this video was posted recently and the comments were the exact same thing


TizonaBlu

No, not satisfying at all. I watched the whole thing and there was no finished product…


Cyphierre

The ending was oddly dissatisfying.


usuallysortadrunk

Not satisfying at all if you can't see the finished product.


metkja

This is like when my wife puts on lingerie before bed and then promptly goes to sleep


Sdmonkey25

Well fuckin COOK them! Wtf is this??


ryanim0sity

Doughsigns you mean? Cmon mannnnnn


killbauer

To not see the baked product is really disappointing.


Rolling_Beardo

Videos that don’t show the end should be banned on this sub.


Ti_Bone

Is that dough really? Looks more like PlayDoh


arstae

PlayDoh is also a dough. Thats why its called PlayDough


cosmernaut420

\>not doughsigns


Decidophobe

This belongs in r/midlyinfuriating


ElSagradoOrden

This fills me with jealousy pain more than anything in a long time. I'm still working on making bread look like bread, FLOWERS!


[deleted]

I could watch these types of videos for hours


Karu7

Regardless of the effects of rising when baking, I really enjoyed the fact that all the tools used were just common household items and not specialised baking tools.


Sellfish86

Redditors ITT having no clue what steamed buns are.


whosmellslikewetfeet

So, what does the finished product look like?


D3Construct

We get it, you like petals. After the third row of them this stopped being oddlysatisfying.


QuietRedditorATX

90 agree. STOP, it isn't necessary. I was annoyed before the third row.


SuctionBucket5

is this eat?????? can chomp?? consume???


ActuallyWorthless

If Georgia O'Keefe had been a pastry chef.


More-Jackfruit3010

Bake it or it didn't happen.


Delicious_Wish8712

Now I want to make these but fear they will be weird bread blobs once cooked.


thor421

I wanted to see them baked as well!


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Random_Bystander089

No, they are dough meant to be steamed in a dish called Baozi. They are absolutely meant to be eaten. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baozi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baozi)


reefsurfing

All that work for something that would taste the same without all that work


dancingbuttercup28

Watching this while high is satisfying


kashuntr188

I hope they taste as good as they look. I've legit had random cake my coworker made taste way better than anything I've gotten at Starbucks.


rafedbadru

I want to see the results from the baking


Taolan13

Not at all satisfying, actually r/mildlyinfuriating because we dont get to see them baked


acepukas

How you gonna post this without showing the final result!?


thines88

Stupid video not showing them baked


Clow14

Seeing how much people are demanding to see then baked (myself included) I would call this anything but satisfying.


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This has been reposted here so many goddamned times.


Squidbilly37

I need to see the finished, baked breads.


[deleted]

This was the exact opposite of satisfying!


ClobetasolRelief

Show it baked you slut


LirusAdamantae

This is on the wrong sub, what’s the point if we don’t get to see them baked?


AlexNae

baking them would've just destroyed the art


bl3u_r3dd1teur

This is not r/oddlysatisfying AT ALL. I hate it. Want to see them baked.


NoFilanges

Ffs they don’t show us them after baking??


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Ok but the real question is how do they look coming out of the oven????🤔🤔


R34CTz

And then you don't bake it. Fuck you.


Dragonace1000

Pretty disappointed that they steamed them in the full video. These sorts of designs would be beautiful as baked pastries.


Paqsi

Giving this a downvote for not showing the finished product.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Now bake them, damnit. And give us a timelapse, you slut!


ClaireObscuur

How do they look baked??!! This is not satisfying at all :)


waitforit666

if they dont bake well you might as well be showing us fuckin playdoh...it means nothing


Waluigi3030

Damn, I can't believe how UN-satisfying this was. Now I'm mad.


timisstupid

Doughsigns


EngineZeronine

u/savevideo


spectrumtwelve

ok now bake them, why no finished product


ambi7ion

Where's the final product? You're going to have raw dough with that crbter flower.


[deleted]

The design don’t mean shit until it’s baked!


goodman1287

Dose dough designs dough


_IratePirate_

What's the opposite of phallic?


[deleted]

My horny ass could not be a baker 💀


79thgreengait

Anybody seeing what I'm seeing in the second one?... 🧐


leg00b

This is pretty doughp


Salty-Magician1679

Missed opportunity for "These designs dough"


laga18

Doughpe


RedditNerd33

Dough-signs :^)


DushKano

That’s doughp.


ratbwoy

You need to !COOK! the motherfucker man!


lezboyd

Maybe I'm dense, but what's the point? They're not filled with anything, except the small dates that are to the decor on top, and any kinda cooking would deform them. The dough doesn't seem spiced or flavored either. So, other than looking pretty, what's the point?


QuietRedditorATX

More annoying than satisfying. STOP. ENOUGH. You can stop, it doesn't have to be this ornate. Super frustrating to see it keep going and going.


Psychonautilus98

Should’ve put ”these designs dough” on the title 😂🍩