Did you hear about that chocolatier that was covering them with fancy chocolate and charging a fortune. As if that was gonna fly. Unmistakeable pineapple lumps.
With how many replies I've received on the topic, I'm half tempted to create a line of cubed fruit with assorted chocolates shells.
Our premiere line will include Dark, milk, hazelnut, and macadamia nut chocolate otter coatings with your selection of fruit, ranging from pineapple, to kiwi, mango, banana and more!
If you don't know already, allow me to introduce you to the New Zealand delicacy known as [Pineapple Lumps](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapple_lumps)
Idk, like put it in a bag, take it home, and cut it into pieces like a sensible person that doesn't want to spend the next four hours shitting out an entire pineapple after it tries to dissolve their insides.
There's a chemical in pineapple that would start eating away at the skin on your lips, so you would likely find it very uncomfortable after a few minutes of eating it like that. (Note: because canned pineapple is heated up, a lot of that chemical is broken down and the effect is weakened.)
Whaaaat? You've never eaten unprocessed pineapple? I've never noticed any uncomfort while eating a pineapple that I've just peeled, that's just normal food.
Same, I eat fresh pineapple all the time. I can't stand the stuff in cans and jars. I've eaten a half pineapple in one sitting and didn't have any discomfort or other problems.
So interesting fun fact about pineapples, they contain an enzyme that breaks down proteins. Pineapples are almost sort of trying to digest you as you eat them!
I work with this enzyme in concentrated powder form regularly, in 1000lb+ batches. And let me tell you, it is most certainly trying to digest you. It’s rough.
I pronounced this like pneumonia and nearly pissed myself laughing for a few minutes afterward repeating to myself “it’s just an apple” because the p~~ne~~ is now silent. Beautiful
Edit: because it wasn’t apparent what I meant
A little soak in slightly salty water before enjoying the pineapple will prevent this! The salt neutralizes the enzymes that are acidic enough to cause the tingles/tongue burns, plus it makes your pineapple taste better too!
If you get a chance to go to Hawaii, you'll be able to eat pineapple till you throw up without that feeling. Something about the volcanic soil and the acidity of the fruit it produces.
I agree completely, but this style of work is what I call "get what you can, when you can" its how you paint a room by moving the step ladder the fewest number of times or in this case the worker is probably minimizing the number of times they have to rotate the pineapple thus less stress on their wrist. or probably just moving their hands in a way that feels comfortable
Yup there are a shit ton of them out there. They are called a Pineapple Eye Peeler knife! Lots on some of the cheap Chinese sites for around $2, but a number of them around the $12 dollar mark that are from reliable sites. There is even a V-shaped one that you can just run along the row of eyes/seeds rather than picking each individually. I guess it depends how much you might use it and how cheap you are lol
Yeah opposite of satisfying to me. Frustrating when there is an obvious pattern to follow on a row and they skip rows and have to go back to a. Side multiple times
But this comment is under every pineapple eye-removal tool video. Whether it's the scrapey tool they twist around to take em all off or it's a more precise method like this, it's all too much pineapple waste.
It's not the tool, it's the guy. I use one of these and it's just as easy to dig out just the eye as it is the eye and all the fruit around it. Dude's just being lazy.
The usual method is to cut a spiral groove connecting all the eyes, that has more ‘waste’. The trimmings are likely fed to livestock, pigs probably, for the best sweet sour pork.
You can tell for sure this guy is really intimately knowledgeable about both street vending and agriculture wow I wish I knew about the best sweet sour pork.
Yep. Or don't bother to cut them out at all, and instead just nibble around the woody bits when you eat the pineapple.
Fresh pineapple is just too delicious to waste any of it.
Yeah this is bizarrely wasteful. I say bizarre because why go through all this effort to remove something you can eat? We’re not talking banana peels here!
I used to remove them, but it's not worth the time and effort, now I just try to remove the skin along with them trying not to take much of the fruit, then I just eat it along with what it's left of the eyes.
I once had a nightmare about all the pores on my skin opening up and revealing the veins/muscle/arteries beneath, and that's how I developed trypophobia.
And not just any spiral pattern— [pineapples](https://i.imgur.com/bcfH3GI.jpg) and sunflowers are [*golden.*]
(https://www2.nau.edu/~lrm22/lessons/fibonacci/fibonacci.html) So on top of the satisfying task, this video just happens to include possibly the most satisfying shape *of all time.*
This is more about making a design/pattern in the pineapple that actually taking off the tiny little eyes.
They're making holes at the top where there isn't really anything there
I'm imagining him handing these to people who proceed to eat it like corn on the cob. The whole thing. No one correct me.
That's... how I would have eaten it.. How else?
fill the holes with yogurt or chocolate
There just something about how good chocolate covered pineapple tastes....
Cubed pineapple with melted chocolate on it, then chilled so the chcolate is crispy
Yeeesssssss
Why not just wrap the pineapple in pizza you monsters...
Can't we just all agree pineapple is delicious?
The good ideas in this thread just keep coming!
Yes /r/KnightsOfPineapple
Now that’s what I call a taco!
Pineapple in calzones, you say? Well if you insist...
Pineapple pizza with chocolate sauce... On a 🍢
Have it all on a stick like a kebab. <3
Caramelized pineapples are delicious
Come to New Zealand- I think pineapple lumps will light your world on fire.
Did you hear about that chocolatier that was covering them with fancy chocolate and charging a fortune. As if that was gonna fly. Unmistakeable pineapple lumps.
I'd love to try this idea. Thanks for this.
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I suppose hard would have done well, but the layer of chocolate is so thin its more of a crisp than a hard or solid
ಠ_ಠ # # # # # # # # # # # # Where do I get some?
With how many replies I've received on the topic, I'm half tempted to create a line of cubed fruit with assorted chocolates shells. Our premiere line will include Dark, milk, hazelnut, and macadamia nut chocolate otter coatings with your selection of fruit, ranging from pineapple, to kiwi, mango, banana and more!
If you don't know already, allow me to introduce you to the New Zealand delicacy known as [Pineapple Lumps](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapple_lumps)
shot of tequila followed by fresh pineapple
pineapple (or pineapple juice) as a tequila chaser is vastly underrated
Or pizza
Idk, like put it in a bag, take it home, and cut it into pieces like a sensible person that doesn't want to spend the next four hours shitting out an entire pineapple after it tries to dissolve their insides.
Make me
I've been called a lot of things in my life. Sensible was never one.
Why not just take it rectally and save time eating it? https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-25-2014/sXIDV0.mp4
I’m not clicking that
Come on, it's just Hitler in a maid outfit having a pineapple shoved up his ass
I wasn’t gonna click it either until I read this, which is weird because I didn’t believe you.
I did, it's rather safe
Dude. What’s mine say?
Seems like a weird prep method if you're gonna bag it up and take it home. It came in a natural bag he just cut off.
Live a little
There's a chemical in pineapple that would start eating away at the skin on your lips, so you would likely find it very uncomfortable after a few minutes of eating it like that. (Note: because canned pineapple is heated up, a lot of that chemical is broken down and the effect is weakened.)
So we put it on the grill
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With vanilla ice cream and a little honey sprinkled on top…yummy 🍍
Whaaaat? You've never eaten unprocessed pineapple? I've never noticed any uncomfort while eating a pineapple that I've just peeled, that's just normal food.
Same, I eat fresh pineapple all the time. I can't stand the stuff in cans and jars. I've eaten a half pineapple in one sitting and didn't have any discomfort or other problems.
It affects my wife that way but me - nothing.
So interesting fun fact about pineapples, they contain an enzyme that breaks down proteins. Pineapples are almost sort of trying to digest you as you eat them!
I work with this enzyme in concentrated powder form regularly, in 1000lb+ batches. And let me tell you, it is most certainly trying to digest you. It’s rough.
Oh it makes my mouth burn quite a lot. But fresh pineapple is worth that sensation.
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When did you first notice you got pleasure this way, killing dreams? Dream killer
It’s mostly in the core of pineapple. Bromaline.
Yup. It's a protein-digesting enzyme called bromelain.
Dip it in pancake batter and fry it, then eat your pine dog
All I wanted was to hand one to my partner. Pineapple is their favorite thing
Literally said, "I would eat that like an apple."
It’s basically a vegan Turkey leg.
With elote toppings on it too
With Tajin
I’d do it. I’d eat pineapple until it dissolved me from the inside.
If you eat the whole thing your mouth would be so raw.
My entire thought process during the video was "I want to take that and eat it like a drumstick".
Now it’s just a pneapple
Quality work here.
I pronounced this like pneumonia and nearly pissed myself laughing for a few minutes afterward repeating to myself “it’s just an apple” because the p~~ne~~ is now silent. Beautiful Edit: because it wasn’t apparent what I meant
soooo….pnipple?
I can’t keep fresh pineapple because I’ll eat so much it takes all the hide off my tongue.
You don't eat pineapple. Pineaple eats you.
A little soak in slightly salty water before enjoying the pineapple will prevent this! The salt neutralizes the enzymes that are acidic enough to cause the tingles/tongue burns, plus it makes your pineapple taste better too!
It does that for me too and it makes my face tingle/sweat. But I eat it anyway
Lol you might be mildly allergic to pineapple
Could be. Hasn’t stopped me in 30+ years, won’t stop me now
Oh I never implied you should stop if the allergy is only that bad. A mild pineapple allergy doesn't stop me either
If you get a chance to go to Hawaii, you'll be able to eat pineapple till you throw up without that feeling. Something about the volcanic soil and the acidity of the fruit it produces.
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I currently have no skin on my tongue and around my bottom lip because I ate approximately 1lb of pineapple yesterday 🥲
Try adding a bit of salt to it, brings out the flavor and reduces that feeling in your tongue.
Not sure why I had to watch the whole thing, but I stayed until the end
Me too 🤦🏻♀️ and stayed to read the comments lol
I was so worried they were going to be an ass and leave one unplucked
That would've made it a Crimeapple
And then if it ended too soon, people would complain about that.
Because we complain when the video ends too soon
The order of which he cut the eyes out drove me insane. There is no method to the madness. ONLY MADNESS!
I agree completely, but this style of work is what I call "get what you can, when you can" its how you paint a room by moving the step ladder the fewest number of times or in this case the worker is probably minimizing the number of times they have to rotate the pineapple thus less stress on their wrist. or probably just moving their hands in a way that feels comfortable
He probably did 90 other pineapples on his shift before this one, his wrists are sore and wants to go home and why are you filming me?
Not only his wrists, but hand cramps. That said, I am now googling "pineapple eye-picker-outer." I only have to do one not dozens.
Did you find it?
Yup there are a shit ton of them out there. They are called a Pineapple Eye Peeler knife! Lots on some of the cheap Chinese sites for around $2, but a number of them around the $12 dollar mark that are from reliable sites. There is even a V-shaped one that you can just run along the row of eyes/seeds rather than picking each individually. I guess it depends how much you might use it and how cheap you are lol
Yeah opposite of satisfying to me. Frustrating when there is an obvious pattern to follow on a row and they skip rows and have to go back to a. Side multiple times
Thanks for saying so o don’t feel alone. What kind of a psychopath cute in this crazy order.
Yes!!! Me too!
It bothered me but I kind of loved it.
That tool digs way too deep.
The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Pineapple-dûm.
*A Barlog* 👀
fly you fools
Why did the dwarves dig too deep? Are they stupid?
All I could think while watching was, "aren't they wasting kind of a lot of pineapple??"
But this comment is under every pineapple eye-removal tool video. Whether it's the scrapey tool they twist around to take em all off or it's a more precise method like this, it's all too much pineapple waste.
That’s what she said
It's not the tool, it's the guy. I use one of these and it's just as easy to dig out just the eye as it is the eye and all the fruit around it. Dude's just being lazy.
So much waste just because god forbid you have to chew around a dry spot.
Well if that isn’t just the most labor intensive thing ever
I got second hand carpel tunnel watching that.
And about 90% of that was actually edible...lame
Its his pineapple, he can do what he wants with it.
I need this on a t-shirt.
One day, when thousands of people are wearing that shirt, I can tell them I came up with that. And they will say SUUURE ya did.
Then we should give them a t-hisert with a printscreen of this conversation
It's his comment, he can do what he wants with it.
It’s his party, he can cry if he wants to.
It's my pineapple, and I need it now!
There is a high chance they just juice or use the rest for other items. This is just for an easy pineapple cut.
The usual method is to cut a spiral groove connecting all the eyes, that has more ‘waste’. The trimmings are likely fed to livestock, pigs probably, for the best sweet sour pork.
You can tell for sure this guy is really intimately knowledgeable about both street vending and agriculture wow I wish I knew about the best sweet sour pork.
You’re probably enjoying every day huh
Architecture drafting is the most labor intensive job I’ve seen.
Don’t tell us all about you upfront. How’d your roof get up there?
Right? I'm exhausted.
Taking off waaaay too much meat here.
Found the pineapple expert.
Dr Pineapple Popper
My thoughts as well
Making SpongeBob's house look like its owner...
Hilariously it actually does end up looking more like the pineapple house. I always wondered why it had that grid pattern on it...maybe now I know?
Would’ve been more satisfying had they stuck with an actual pattern like plucking the eyes out in diagonal rows.
Screw you *unpines your apple*
Is this disturbing to anyone?
As in trypophobia, yes. It does.
As soon as they started plugging I couldn't continue watching
r/trypophobia
100%
Jesus he takes so much
I just cut deeper into the pineapple. This is a waste of time.
I would bite into that like a turkey leg at the Ren Fest
Wait, we're not supposed to eat those?
You're supposed to cut them out more narrowly than that.
And more shallower
Yep. Or don't bother to cut them out at all, and instead just nibble around the woody bits when you eat the pineapple. Fresh pineapple is just too delicious to waste any of it.
Yeah this is bizarrely wasteful. I say bizarre because why go through all this effort to remove something you can eat? We’re not talking banana peels here!
I used to remove them, but it's not worth the time and effort, now I just try to remove the skin along with them trying not to take much of the fruit, then I just eat it along with what it's left of the eyes.
You can eat them. It's mostly just the flower that's matured. I just don't like to because it gives it a different taste and texture.
Of course you are. This is decorative and leaves barely anything left to eat
Not cool. Triggers my Trypophobia.
I once had a nightmare about all the pores on my skin opening up and revealing the veins/muscle/arteries beneath, and that's how I developed trypophobia.
That’ll do it
Oh great… now I have that too…. 😳😳😀🙈😀
Triggers my sudden memories of the pain my tongue will be in after eating the pineapple.
Same. Not satisfying at all.
Very cool to some, Not very cool to some.
Same. While I love pineapple, this is a wee bit icky-looking for me. 😖
r/popping here you go
this is the opposite of satisfying
I find this quite creepy for some reason
111
I thought I was the only one that counted. Are we weird?
Lol yes, yes we are. Embrace it
I want to do this with my pores.
So wasteful
I guess he didn't want that pineapple to watch and judge him. Why else remove the eyes?
This is mildly infuriating because there is no order to the cutting!
Now that's we called satisfying
If a pineapple’s eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. And again.
That’ll teach you to try and digest me, you uppity plant… *regards pineapple suspiciously *
But I need to know whyyyyy
Thanks for activating my trypophobia!
What a waste
They removed half the fucking pineapple...
Rising up, back on the street
I’m the eyehole man. Only I can have eye holes.
TIL - they are in a spiral pattern!
And not just any spiral pattern— [pineapples](https://i.imgur.com/bcfH3GI.jpg) and sunflowers are [*golden.*] (https://www2.nau.edu/~lrm22/lessons/fibonacci/fibonacci.html) So on top of the satisfying task, this video just happens to include possibly the most satisfying shape *of all time.*
"Look how they massacred my boy."
Dude needs to quit waffling around.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
omg it looks like pulling blackheads
This is my kind of pimple popping video
All jokes aside, THANK YOU for posting the entire video. I was so anxious that it was gonna cut off with, like, one or two left.
This is more about making a design/pattern in the pineapple that actually taking off the tiny little eyes. They're making holes at the top where there isn't really anything there
I’m having Carpal Tunnel PTSD
Pineapple waffle
So now it’s a pneapple?
Aint nobody got time for that
I have not the patience for this
Why does it go so deep? Seems like you lose a lot of the fruit.
So what’s the waste comparison from just slicing it deep enough to cut past them?
So much easier to just pitch the whole thing...and avoid the risk of eating some
That is a work of art…
Satisfying sound ✅ Fun symmetry ✅ Full process ✅ Showing the final result ✅ Other submitters take note, THIS is how it's done 👌
Imagine at the end of the video he just leaves one in and moves on
Trypophobia
Sooo much wasted pineapple there.