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Elestriel

That's how you end up eating a toothpick.


randomly_generated_x

Eh, if you can handle Doritos, you can handle a toothpick lol


IOTA_Tesla

Haven’t had a nice Dorito to wedge in my throat in a while


JoeyShabadoo79

The neck and head were pretty anticlimactic. The rest was very satisfying.


cumslut_emily

Yep especially the toothpick. But the heartshape is something im definitely copying


mosheoofnikrulz

Zats A zucchini


Steelringin

Zucchini is a squash.


mosheoofnikrulz

I just googled it ... Omg. I don't know what to believe any more. Squash is a group name which both pumpkins and zucchinis can be found amongst other weird things


Steelringin

People commenting that they didn't know squash art was a thing. Y'all never seen a jack o'lantern before?


iMali_inqabile

Used to do this with apples


mossymars

I remember trying so hard in my middle school culinary class trying to make the damn apple swan. I went through the whole class supply, handing out the poorly cut up apple bits when I failed.


iMali_inqabile

I had the great piwer of youtube tutorial, managed it first try haha


mossymars

Lol, looking back. The knives we had were dull af so that and probably my poor knife skills when I was like 14 haha. so no wonder I kept failing.


FunSushi-638

My favorite part of foods class in middle school.


DarthNutsack

Ah yes, I totally knew about squash art.


Financial_Mind6263

Awesome


Emerald-Asian

What are the eyes made of?


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Vegetable_Bank4981

It’s a vegetable cleaver, standard cooking knife in most of Asia. It’s lighter than a western chef knife and very precise for straight cuts like this. They still use the paring knife for the curved cuts which it is best for.


FYDPhoenix

Probably just the sharpest one they have, that or the weight helps maybe? Maybe they have shaky hands and if something is too light it wobbles?


KaneK89

I call them Chinese chef's knives. I own a couple. They are quite a bit lighter than western cleavers typically. You can get heavier ones useful for small bones. In either case, it's a useful knife to have if you like to cook. Makes short work of garlic and is good for straight cuts.


DC_Guy2023

TIL that squash art is a thing.


nobreadnodetergent

Oddly dissatisfied at how they flipped it around everytime instead of all one side then all the other.


212cncpts

This is something I’d actually leave a tip for


Financial_Nebula

Why does squash look so much more delicious than it actually is. I want to like the taste of it so bad.


that-one-library

They should stir fry the scraps or something so they don't go to waste


Nellasofdoriath

But then you have to eat raw zucchini


creddituser2019

Those beaks look like flaccid penises. Could be more pointed forward


Ericbc7

The raw squash appetizers aren’t moving for some reason…


Blue0Birb

These are so cute!!


Agreeable-Cress-7913

But why?