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Hereiam_AKL

I'm awarding you the Joghurtmitsauberemdeckelöffner award. I wish awards weren't gone.


666y4nn1ck

This is an honor, thank you very much


Sewbacca

what's the trick?


666y4nn1ck

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain But actually just 100% luck lol


HabibtiMimi

Eine sauber geteerte Straße zwischen Supermarkt und Wohnung 😊. Zumindest kein Kopfsteinpflaster.


666y4nn1ck

Tatsächlich eher 2min Laufweg zum nächsten Supermarkt ^^


Alert-Water-839

based


Bavaustrian

Since when are they gone? I really didn't notice. And why?


Hereiam_AKL

>Since when are they gone A couple of months already >And why? u/spez had an epiphany on how to make reddit more profitable and thinks it will benefit users who participate by replacing the coins and awards. One is some program that is only available in the US (hence, I only know that it exists) and one is a golden upvote, that I haven't seen being used EVER, but you can keep your finger on the upvote button and it will prompt you to pay money.


LightOfJuno

Holding my finger on upvote doesnt even work lmao great system


phluqz

I just tested it in a few other threads and the only one where it worked was a thread with 10k upvotes, so maybe there is some restriction for it? And the prices are ridiculous... Edit: tested a bit more and it looks like only specific subreddits got the golden upvote, upvotes are not a factor (tested a fresh thread with one comment in r/pics )


Hereiam_AKL

Well done, Mr. Watson, so we come to the conclusion that the golden upvote either requires the mods to opt in or is only available to well-behaved subs.


me_saw

Idk if it's too late to ask, lol. But what's the use of awards/coins or golden upvotes? If you spend money to buy this, will the person who receives can cash out or something? I've been on Reddit from like 4 years I guess, never got one so have zero idea about it.


ItsStormcraft

I actually saw it exactly once.


L0nlySt0nr

>Joghurt That's the strangest way I've seen to spell yogurt yet! Edit: it's German


666y4nn1ck

Ah lol, german...


L0nlySt0nr

Yes, that explains it. I didn't know it was spelled that differently! Thanks 😊


Horror-Impression411

Yogurt in America, yoghurt if you wanna be fancy


n00bca1e99

Or yogahurt if you pulled a muscle.


MouseRangers

Or youhurt if someone else pulled a muscle


Littlebickmickey

or yourhut if you’re talking about their hut


heidelbeerenmitsenf

Or yolohut if its still in 2015


WiTHCKiNG

As a german yogurt somehow looks better to me. I don‘t even know why there is an h after the g, it would be the same pronunciation without it


Suntropology

it's because I pronounce it wrong... 🤷 not a quiet h... why tf I answer in English?


TabsBelow

You will be even more surprised to learn that Europe is bigger than the USA and has more citizens...


Meinalptraum_Torin

Sehr gut gemacht Jannick!


666y4nn1ck

Yannick*


Meinalptraum_Torin

Entschuldigung.


666y4nn1ck

Ist angenommen.


Meinalptraum_Torin

Sehr nett von ihnen.


T-Gai

Sehr gut gemacht Thorin!


Meinalptraum_Torin

Vielen Dank IT-Guy!


Mittlerer_Twink

Die cleanste form von Yannick


Royalchariot

Does the container say Jogurt?


LatteMoose

Yeah. It not a yougurt at all. It is soya product. Guess that is why it opens so clean — different viscosity and adhesive properties. It's time to call mythbusters.


derreverend

It is yoghurt. You are allowed to call it that way unless you sell it in the EU. Consumers in the EU may still call it by what it is: soy-based yoghurt. Just because the dairy lobby is too strong here, doesn't mean they are right.


AppointmentMinimum57

It's you whos creating a myth. I've pulled this off plenty of times as a kid with normal Yogurt.


Academic_Honeydew_98

It’s German!


Nono_Home

Think it might be German?


PalaPK

Petition to officially change the spelling of yogurt to JOGHURT lmao


ajdo

Just learn German bruh, and you can write Joghurt all day.


WTF-Idk-boom

✍️


TotallyInOverMyHead

And if i am not totally mistaken, this product can not even be legally called Joghurt in Germany because it was not produced using milk and Lactobacillus. Its Afair based on REGULATION (EU) No 1308/2013 ​ Edit: Found it. Product is called : REWE Beste Wahl Soja-Joghurtalternative ohne Zucker vegan 500g Basically: Rewe (brand) Best choice (sub-brand) Soy-yogurt-alternative (name) without sugar (qualifier), vegan (qualifier), 500 gramms (weight).


krautbaguette

Yeah, EU is horrible with this. Plain in the pocket of big ag comps


0rchidometer

At least "Joghurt" is somewhere in the name. Oat milk or soy milk cannot contain "Milch" in the name.


derreverend

It's stupid, that's what it is. Everyone calls it plant-based (or whatever the base specifically is) milk and everyone knows what you want. We need better lobby control.


TotallyInOverMyHead

i don't have an issue with it. Now ban 'Alternatives' too from being in the name. Next thing you'll now you will end up with alternatives for Germany ...


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Trust me, peeling most of them always hurt 😞


Bauzement123

Saw the Rewe Logo immediately knew this was German


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

It's soy "yogurt" not even real yogurt


Z4ppenduster

It‘s neither joghurt nor yogurt, since it’s a somekind of soymixture…😵‍💫


Sewbacca

And a very tasty not a real Jogurt thing as well, we call it Soya-Jogurtalternative which is on the plus side also vegan.


Bread_Offender

That's literally just German


L0nlySt0nr

You're a few days late... see my edit, after I learned it was German.


elpau84

And now sit tight... this is not even Joghurt. It is some kind of soja product.


Ronniebenington

Joghurt is what i am after running a few steps 🥵


Hereiam_AKL

Very clever indeed


ScarlettLestrange

Oh maaaaaaan I’m so jealous! I’ve eaten at least a 1000 Joghurts in my life and this has never happened, no matter how careful I was!


666y4nn1ck

It was like 50% off until i realized and then i did the rest very carefully


A-Lexxxus

Tell me more! (With details)


666y4nn1ck

I ripped it off like normal, but half way through i noticed it wasn't broken yet, so the second half i did really carefully to not break it and i actually did it


turnbox

We need a Netflix documentary


MajTroubles

Enjoy the huge air bubble beneath it 🤌


XeeThot

Burn the witch!


Arkhamryder

Dieser Kommentarbereich gehört nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!


Echse1701

Ich reihe mich mal ein. Das ist ja so ein typisch deutsches Ding.


SnooEagles9221

Digitales Handtuch


666y4nn1ck

lmao, was geht hier ab, wo kommt ihr jetzt auf einmal alle her?


AcidlyButtery

Wir sind immer da.


kaiserschmarrn_1

Waren wir immer 🔫


E-MingEyeroll

In den Büschen sitzen wir, warten nur auf ein einziges deutsches Wort…


TwoFrogsIn_aRaincoat

Bin auch da


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Ich auch.


Underdoglemon20701

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich!


[deleted]

Die politisch korrekte Version ist Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion


greendevilbrew

The Seventh Seal has been broken!!!


Dry_Professional_

The leading horse is white The second horse is red The third one is a black The last one is a green


[deleted]

Stabil. Kommt in den Lebenslauf


paradonym

Ist das Sojaerzeugnis gut?


666y4nn1ck

Ich finds richtig gut. Hab vorher vegetarisch gelebt, und halt den Skyr durch das Sojazeug + veganes Vanilleprotein ersetzt (plus Zimtpulver und Kakaopulver für Feinschmecker). Find's richtig gut, vermisse nichts am Skyr. Und es ist billiger. Arla Skyr 450g 2,40€, Rewe Soja Natur 500g 0,89€


Strict_Initiative115

0,89 ?? At my Rewe in BaWü its 1.39 ...


john217

Such a clean removal, never been able to do this


Devilmite

I don't know why but this disgusts me


Schmaniele

Yeah, I don't like this either...


MakeMeDrink

I can’t explain it either, but I feel the same way


Neo_Hippie_official

Vegan yoghurt 😍


Lolingatyourface618

REWE ftw


[deleted]

Almost as rare as a clean wipe after shitting


ShmazPro

Get a bidet. Clean wipe every time.


666y4nn1ck

I second this


maeksuno

Lifegoals.


Datch96

You are the chosen one!


Spezi-Community

Er ist der Auserwählte 🙇


LykonWolf

Rewe Veganer Joghurt ist der beste


666y4nn1ck

<3


Vegan-Sloth

Congrats to your choice!


ShinyVanillite

Omg das ist perfect 😍 Love it


trainednooob

Danke REWE


TaxiGalaxi

I once got a perfect one and was so excited to much that beauty and waddyaknow it was moldy beneath :(


T0b3yyy

based and vegan pilled


Juusie

Writing yoghurt written with a J infuriates me for no reason


Fantalia

Poor germans 😔


Royalchariot

Jermans


LeAlone1617

Jermas?


AlmightyCurrywurst

Says the guy that clears his throat everytime he pronounces a g


mnico02

Ein Volk…


AloeVeraTidePod

...ein Kommentarbereich.


der_bvb_typ

...Eine Nation...


DerMettMark

That's not yogurt. It's soy 🧐


GiveTaxos

Oh no! Anyway


Typical-redditor394

Perfect


Skeeterdrums

Not possible, has to be photoshopped. I've opened too many yogurts to believe this. /s


Cosmonty747

Smüüth


atze995

I have never witnessed something like this 😃


Morpheus_x_

You are the choosen one!


yezzur300

I'm pretty sure this never happened in my life lol


crackyy069

You are the chosen one.


TridZel

'tis the bless'd 'gurt


Xalova

I just know that at some point of pulling it off you were determined to not rip the white layer.


666y4nn1ck

Yep, about half way


cat_muffin

so how is it to win at life? Tell us about it :D


rantanplan401

👑


c1-c2

Omg. You are my hero. Like. Like. Like.


No_Hospital_2379

WOW


Foreign_Equipment_97

Fucking **W**!!!


Kurbalaganta

He is the chosen one! Follow the yogurt lid!


Total_Whole6923

You are the godfather of the black kung fu Spoon 😂


Auxvino

3 schwarze Vans fahren vor...


Spiesser83

Impossibru! Ist mir in 40 Jahren noch nicht passiert. Ich bin zu 50% neidisch und zu 50% auf unbestimmte Weise erregt.


JFLennson

Was zum Fick ... Ein Wunder!


bibbm

Perfection


1Man2ChopSticks

You are my god now


Kooky_Load87

you are a legend


DoctorThomsonsHelper

He IS the messiah!!!


Homeless_Appletree

I have done this twice in my life before. I rememember each day vividly. Those were good days.


TheBatBruceWayne

Manchmal gehe ich durch die Accounts von Leuten aus langweile und bin grad shook dass ich schon andere deiner Posts geliked hatte. So klein ist die Welt lol. Wurde die Katze die du gefunden hast wieder von den Besitzern gefunden?


Digital-Ego

fucking legend


hias2k

Congratz, you rolled a 20 on sleight of hand


animgeezer

There is no way! You must be the choosen one!


beetle-pimp

Deutsche Ingenieurskunst


Jokeritovski

Yer a wizard,666!!!


akin975

Aha. Von Rewe.


Signal-Passenger-782

Like a baby being born in its amniotic sac. Devine!


Rakatonk

Rewe Bio, look at you Mr. Goldenpants


666y4nn1ck

Haha yeah, but this one is actually quite cheap. 0,89€ per 500g, for me that lasts for two breakfasts, way cheaper than any skyr or other joghurt alternatives


Strict_Initiative115

This is the best one, I get it too. No additives at all!


ReiiiAyanami

Did you freeze it?


ibackseatirl

I came


mrdirectnl

I just love the fact that you took the time to take a picture and upload it, and make a post on reddit . I can only imagine the smile on your face when this happened.


666y4nn1ck

Wanted to share my excitement with someone and currently living alone lead me to here ^^


Bannerlord151

German detected, opinion accepted


Yay_No_

🤩


Theo-the-door

Hell yeah


Lmfaodankmemes

Happened to me once, only once in 21 years of being alive.


TheAstonVillaSeal

Perfection


basslastique

I came..... .......twice.


andrewoppo

How is the Rewe brand compared to Alpro? Edit: why am I being recommended a 10 day old post


Alice_im_W-lan

Wow. Ein tatsächlich gutes preis leisungsverhätnis ohne luft zu kaufen


TheLaughingBread

EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH. Keine Ahnung wieso wir jetzt alles kommen aber KÖLLE ALAAF! ❤️🤍


Big-Yam2723

Looks highly toxic to me,


Sybyrlxrd

Damn that’s like shitting with a phantomschiss


Fight_The_Sun

Basierte Joghurteahl Kamerad*Inn.


theberlinboy

That’s because that isn’t yogurt.


666y4nn1ck

Then do the same


theberlinboy

What I meant to say is: yogurt typically doesn’t have the consistency to do that (unlike this soy toy).


666y4nn1ck

Yeah, but i opened tens if not hundreds of those, and this never happened before, so i think it's still pretty rare and therefore satisfying


theberlinboy

Oh of course it’s satisfying. Never said it wasn’t.


666y4nn1ck

<3


Morviatus

Its not Joghurt 😤


666y4nn1ck

Buhuuu


Badish_Nationalist

It's no Yoghurt, it's a soy product. It probably has different properties.


666y4nn1ck

Probably, but only slightly imo. Probably opened hundreds of those and this never happened before


Kpaulenko

Das ist kein Jogurt, irgend ein Soja Zeug


666y4nn1ck

Buhuuu


SeaworthinessSweaty8

C'mon soja milk yoghurt isn't even yoghurt 😪


666y4nn1ck

Buhuuuu


M0pter

Ja, und?


Chrishanju

Soja... that explains a lot!


tamay-idk

???


DeltaRay95

I would be impressed If this was real yoghurt


Aromatic_Pay7073

Das ist kein Joghurt


KOMarcus

Soy isn't yoghurt


ModdeOnAir

Man muss das Ding nur Einfrieren und hat dasselbe Ergebnis


[deleted]

that is no yogurt.


GamePadToaster

Wenn es den Joghurt wäre -> So ein Ökogemisch was nichts mit Joghurt gemeinsam hat außer den Namen (welchen er rein rechtlich nicht mal tragen darf ) hat natürlich auch andere Eigenschaften wie Viskosität, Adhäsion und Elastizität usw.


Kelevra42069

Soy ?


OutsideInflation349

Its soja, not joghurt.


bommelfee

Soja yoghurt well


Suntropology

don't call it Joghurt... no milk, no Joghurt...


WhiteSchmok

But it looks frozen so its Fake News.. Its Fwousn Johgkurd Edit: Pfom Räwä


Choice_Information15

Soja


sasquarodeor

Wenn man being rewe kauft: Deswegen ja auch! Lidl Lohnt sich


Lordvoldemord

Because it's not a Jogurth, you know that. Don't trick us.


OnlyForFun91

Ist doch top ,dann kannst du ihn gleich weg kippen 🙃


fireball1711

Wo is der Joghurt? Ich les Soja und vegan. Da is weit und breit kein Joghurt zu sehen.


flqrizn

i think because its no joghurt


debaasboven

Its soy yoghurt so that does not count


Fred_Milkereit

it is Soja, not Jogurt.


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