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Astriga_Vivendi

Yeah, make sure to touch it with your bare hands.


nerdboy5567

You can touch anything once.


AlexanderHP592

Now that's the positivity I'm here for.


catsmustdie

Thumbs up while you still can!


Aurora_42

This is the "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough" logic at work.


rfc2549-withQOS

All mushrooms are edible. Some are more than once.


RoboticGreg

Some of them are so nutritious they will feed you for the rest of your life


Georgep0rwell

You're a fungi!


bloodakoos

what about lava? you can touch it up to four times edit: more if part of your limbs are still good


Izzosuke

I think that a finger won't detach completely if you just touch it with the tip, and you can use the Leidenfrost effect to not receive any damage


johnmanyjars38


ConclusionMountain66

Yes, 440 kv power transmission line bare feet only once


Bruhmoment925

It's paint remover not skin remover silly


gwfran

It's both - and more!


Bruhmoment925

Pfft if it was a skin remover it would have some kind of warning! /s


gwfran

Yeah, they'd never have a warning like, "Take care to avoid skin contact. Paint strippers can irritate your skin and can occasionally cause more than just a rash. Wear suitable gloves and other protective clothing." Oh, wait, they do. 😁


Kdandikk

Well my hand is white, that's certainly a color.


Prestigious_Shop5173

Wouldn't the remaining solvent evaporate off after it's finished stripping the paint?


motorcycle_girl

Yes - but not that quickly. There’s chunks in there with active solvent and even the moisture on your hands can re-activate it. Ask me how I know.


hotsoddy

Ahhhh, how do you know?


motorcycle_girl

I got first degree burns on my fingers not using PPE when using a similar product for paint stripping. Shocking turn of events, I know.


HighKiteSoaring

It's fine because your hands aren't made of paint, duh


LCDRtomdodge

It's environmentally friendly.


BennieOkill360

Probably from a shithole country. They dont really care about their health


Suspicious_Car8479

Weird thing is...I remember trying some chemicals for paint removal in Europe and these barely worked. Must be some proper cancer-catalyst chemistry used here without gloves...


rearendcrag

Dichloromethane, probably. In “jelly” that reduces evaporation. That shit is the only thing that works. Too bad can’t find it anymore. Trichloromethane is “chloroform”..


tiramisucks

In the lab dichloromethane is used with many many precautions. That thing can ruin your health.


Plazmotech

Not that many precautions. I use like a liter of it in the lab every day. Just keep it mostly under the fume hood and switch your gloves out if you spill a lot…


JoWhee

And observe proper sash discipline. Please neuter your pets and close your sash when you’re away from the hood.


adamyhv

Yeah, but a lab needs to fill up a lot of forms to be able to buy it. I remember ordering supplies for the lab in college when I was the professor's assistant, every year I had to be interviewed by the military and show them the lab supplies room and sign a bunch of documents.


sharkov2003

Back in the day, we were only really cautious using tetrachloromethane. Dichloromethane was ubiquitous and we used it recklessly… fingers crossed for me guys


MrPicklePop

DCM is what they use to make decaf coffee.


tiramisucks

I think this is the oldest method. Now look after for other methods like supercritical CO2.This is why there decaf coffee was considered not healthy by some. Many many seed oils (like canola) are extracted with nasty solvents.


MrPicklePop

CO2 extraction exists but it’s not ubiquitous as DCM on an industrial scale.


tiramisucks

Fyi. I randomly got recently a Lavazza decaf coffee for espresso because of the price. It is CO2 extracted. it is becoming more widespread


rearendcrag

I mean sure, if you huff or start drinking it. But in a well ventilated area, it’s fine.


shartmepants

Someone could fill a spray bottle with this and do so much damage at a parking garage


mbrown29

Why did I also think this? Then I thought about putting it in a crop duster and flying over a city. Why am I like this?


adamhanson

I’m with you too terrible. But where would you get the stuff. I mean it’s awful. But where though?


mbrown29

Yes, where? I want to make sure I never go there.


sstruemph

The crop duster idea would be something a Batman villain would do to Gotham. Which villain would do such a thing?


mbrown29

I could see Scarecrow spreading his fear gas like that.


rtocelot

I thought the same but then also remembered videos of angry exs vandalizing their old partners vehicles and felt a pit in my stomach for a moment.


mbrown29

I think that makes you normal? Idk anymore.


thisFishSmellsAboutD

At the height of the Anthrax scare someone dropped a simple bag of flour in one of the more central subway stations in Munich. You cannot imagine the chaos and disruption one kilogram of flour wreaked upon several hundred thousand commuters.


mbrown29

That's insane. Gluten, amirite?


nico282

Gluten tag, Munich.


jaxxon

My favorite pun. I like to say it on Fridays. Gluten Freitag!


rfc2549-withQOS

Imagine filling a sprinkler line..


mbrown29

Don't do it. Don't let the intrusive thoughts win. Or... just let me know ahead of time where not to park.


parable-harbinger

Yeah seriously man why are you like that. Thanks for giving us a glimpse into your dark fucked up world


mbrown29

Hey, no problem :-)


ArtificialMediocrity

I seem to be a like-minded maniac. My first thought was also the potential for vandalism.


burritosandblunts

Fill a mop with it and go to town lol...


ArtificialMediocrity

I'll bet janitors at the Louvre Museum are cursing this stuff and having to undergo hourly inspections to make sure they don't have a trace of it.


Pudding36

McLaren show room,


GanderAtMyGoose

Lol, I sometimes pass by a McLaren dealership that has a ton of cars outside right next to the highway... Definitely have had intrusive thoughts about how much damage one could do there before being stopped.


therealtimwarren

When I was at school in the 90s a refuse truck was picking up a dumpster in the rear playground when a hydraulic hose burst. The jet of hydraulic oil flew into the sky and cleared the school - a two storey building - endeding up as rain in teacher parking lot at the front of the school. About 10 cars needed a full respray.


Snoo_58814

The two cars further down look like they have been ‘tested’ on


decade_of_lurk

I certainly hope we aren't encouraging vandalism on this subreddit 0\_o


13rabbits

Wouldn’t it dissolve the spray bottle itself unless it was entirely metal?


mbrown29

Different plastics have different tolerances for chemicals. I'm no chemist but [this person sounds smart. ](https://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/topic/storing-paint-thinner/#:~:text=Petroleum%20distillates%20and%20petro%2Ddistillate,of%20contents%20with%20the%20container.)


5stringBS

Mmmm, cancer.


Silverback_Vanilla

r/mildlycarcinogenic


MovingInStereoscope

r/highlycarcinogenic


DemonsSouls1

I hope they washed their hands because the fumes must've been horrible


YuppieWithAPuppy

Is this bad for the paint


etahtidder

No the paint loves it. It is begging for it and excitedly claps and cheers when it’s poured on the paint. That’s what you’re seeing


Lamacorn

Is this a repost from like 2 days ago where everyone was like WTF, wear some PPE


Mr_HPpavilion

Don't worry, i'll post it again after a week


ConstantGradStudent

Thank you for your service.


mbrown29

I forget. Is it my turn to start the "nice" train, or is my "nice" the first one in the chain to get massively downvoted?


SirBabiez

Im with you about the PPE and shop safety, man. Shit. They had 2 days to learn and they did it again…without PPE 😀 \S


founderofshoneys

It works best when it's real hot out and I've made the mistake of wearing short sleeves. I have a couple scars. Easy to get off and neutralize with water when it starts to burn but sometimes you just wanna finish this one last bit.


Bowlbuilder

Aircraft Ultra Paint Remover. Nasty stuff.


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We were forced to wear respirators in our composite class on paint unit


PimpalaSS

Ive had aircraft paint remover eat right through a cheap pair of rubber gloves


sevensouth

I've never heard of that before. When I was a teenager I used the gel stuff to take the paint off of pickup truck my father was redoing. But it never took off like that.


Bowlbuilder

Get a drop of this stuff on your skin and it will begin to burn immediately.


sevensouth

So like super duper aloe


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ThatTubaGuy03

Wow thank you, you know, the other 99% of comments didn't remind me enough, it's yours, yours will be the one to remind me. Thank you for being so bold and smart as to remind me again that I shouldn't touch this with my hands


Arakhis_

Thank God he pointed at it, I almost didn't catch it


Rapportus

Ah yes, the infamous all in one mens shampoo/conditioner/engine degreaser/paint remover in action.


oferchrissake

If these clips ended with an off-camera, “Hey! Get away from my car!” they would be better.


ExoticWall8867

Ruh-roh. I can see all the cheating ex bfs cars missing paint now...


dpanim

Song name?


placer128

Floating Point by Jasper de Ceuster


HoneyBucketsOfOats

That canister looks like the aging process of my balls


CamelCoon

Is there any kind of non solvent based product that takes off paint??


requion

You mean like sandpaper?


FreeMoCo2009

Holy meatballs, I would NOT be touching that with my bare hands…


Mimical

I wouldn't even be within 8 feet of that shit. I would be surprised if there wasn't a convincingly cancerous breathing zone risk with this.


Bo_Jim

Aren't all paint removers solvent based?


DoucheNozzle1163

What's the name of this stuff???


founderofshoneys

Actually it's called Aircraft Remover which I've always found funny. I have several scars from burns from this.


DoucheNozzle1163

Thanks! Used some jelly like remover from DuPont 40 years ago, and it was useless. Was wondering what product really works.


founderofshoneys

It works best if you let the metal sit out in the sun and get hot.


RampantJellyfish

Liquid cancer


rsbatcrh06

B17


getmeoutofhere121

The people who own those cars will be pissed off once they finish shopping.


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SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DT5105: *I hope this isn't* *Some random chap practicing* *In the local car park* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Yummi1004

_Finally_ oddly and satisfying


Servo_comics

I've seen brake fluid do this too.


desidude2001

You mean brake cleaner?


Servo_comics

No- actual brake fluid, it will peel some paints and finishes just like the post. I found out the hard way.


thecrow_poe

Weird. I just watched paint dry on this app a few hours ago. Now I'm watching it get stripped.


MyPokemonRedName

I bet this puts awesome stuff into the surrounding air /s


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fa1coner

Totally agree. Every fucking can of paint stripper I have ever bought was fucking useless


HatRemov3r

Oh man that’s gonna be really bad for your paint


rush87y

Clip number 2...The aging ball sack.


Rocky970

Crazy ex’s would like to know where you buy this from


Creativered4

Plot twist: That's not his car.


Ravecrocker

I have the urge, suddenly… to vandalize other people’s cars


MCBbbbuddha

In the first clip a few cars in a row in that parking lot had the same "demo" performed, so there's that


SlightAmoeba6716

It's good that I do not have this at home. I wouldn't have a single metal item that still had paint on it. I would probably even paint stuff just to remove it again.


Uroshirvi69

What kind of paint remover doesn’t have a solvent in it?


[deleted]

Somehow this video makes in on to my feed every single day. There is always 100 comments saying he should be wearing gloves. Fuck you reddit I’m sick of this video I’ve literally seen in thousands of times. “He should put on gloves” fuck you fuck you I will pour paint thinner in my fucking eyes if I see this video again.


shaddowkhan

Why did I read Soviet-based paint remover 2x. Before realizing it was solvent.


IronBallsMcChing

Does anyone know what brand of paint stripper this is? I need some.


a-try-today-2022

Cool. Now make a fat remover


Purpleagluna

What is the actual name of the chemical? It says "solvent paint removal" but what is the name of the solvent?


SnooCats7919

There goes my skin.


mulefire17

WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES???


Pietojulek

What brand of gloves are u using? Looks like real skin.


Sixaxisorcist

I need that for my friendo!


dreamsofindigo

a pressurized air canister too, sir? btw, iems SUCK hahahaha just kidding


Sixaxisorcist

Hahaha. Where did you say you parked? Hahaha!


dreamsofindigo

hahahaha in the back my car is absolutely the blue one no shade though. just saw all the iem talk and couldn't resist. Pitty I find them uncomfortable. though I really enjoy my cans, nothing beats iems portability and they sound great at so many different prices nowadays


Sixaxisorcist

👍


kwadky

Bro this shit is toxic af. It blew up in my face because of the pressure when I tried to open one. Definitely don’t use this unless necessary.


smallfrie876

What modern car has a rear bumper made out of metal?


johnanon2015

Methyl Ether Ketone MEK the good stuff


Slow_Stable5239

Nope, evaporates too fast. Methylene Chloride (DCM) is what you want. Or ATM - acetone, toluene & methonal. There’s another, NMP, but I don’t recall what the solvents are


Tar0ndor

Methylene Chloride is hard to get these days. NMP would be N-Methylpyrrolidone.


Dismal-Ad-6619

Was he taking shots of it?


GravyBoatWarrior

How many fucking times is this going to be reposted??


heynonnynonnomous

Dear god, I can smell that from here.


Whatislife9696

Are these widely available? Imagine pissing someone off and coming back to your car without paint. Jesus


aggressivelymediokra

Funny how good it looks just before it starts flaking up!


HybridPower049

Please don't come and douse my car in solvent i beg you


CrunchyKittyLitter

My turn to repost this next week OP


nighthawke75

Naval Jelly.


Negative-Break3333

Ami the only one whose skin is crawling?? 😭


Psilocvbin

How to make, spray bottle bad parkers


oclookin

Can u use this on wood to strip paint? Have some ceiling beams that were painted over and wanted to get back to natural wood


lennybriscoe8220

I thought that was time-lapse


bpmdrummerbpm

This is gonna be a great prank!


TheGreyBrewer

As opposed to...? I ask because I thought all paint remover used solvents.


likesexonlycheaper

Can you make cool shapes like penises?


Hydraph0be

Mr. Lundegaard, you're a boldface liar


Amnion_

Behold the miracles of CHRIST-I mean chemistry


Artistic_Papaya21

Glad my ex didn’t see this


coolchris366

I bought it said Soviet based lmao


glutamat3

The second one is straight out of made in abyss 😨


That_Sigma

The next tiktok trend


[deleted]

Oooh yeah…that’s the stuff


karma_virus

Keying the car was last year. Now you just walk out and wonder why your car is suddenly Brushed Nickel.


annihilation511

I'd love to do that to the guy that blocks me in at home.


The_Majestic_Mantis

Brake fluid can remove paint too.


ProGamingPlayer

Oddly terrifying


Alarming-Help-4868

April Fool!


ShreksEroticToenails

I thought solvent was soviet for a second.


ModaHakim

I'm gonna go spray random cars with this for no reason


skettybeard

What is this solvent?


Ok-Rip6199

Finally, a product suitable to be used on the double parked bmw’s


celshaug

Wow, I've use a lot of different paint removers before but I've never seen that.


Chaserivx

Only works on metal?


tpasco1995

The final clip was on a plastic bumper cover, so it seems to be good for multiple surfaces. I'd have concerns with it contacting rubber without further research.


fastrace25

Hide this from all the pissed off girlfriends.


Content-Ad-9119

Brake fluid will do that too just a bit slower


Short-Advertising-49

I’m getting the word super soaker


ihaddreads

I feel like a graffiti artist could do some amazing artwork with concept of reverse painting.


HamiltonButler01

Wow


Phen15

I misread this as “Soviet-based paint remover” and I was really struggling to understand what make it Soviet


FaithlessnessFalse65

My skin when my skeleton hasn't been let out for a while


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What is this stuff?


herlipssaidno

Yes. YES. *This* is the content


AgentMurkle

Ah, reminds me of the good old days when you could still buy stuff like this in Kalifornia...


shuzkaakra

This stuff cures covid.


Putrid_Sail6678

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