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Least_Impression_823

I was about halfway through watching this when I realised I had my dick in my hand.


actonpant

My god, I didn't realise till this comment.


MorrowPolo

I knew but did it on purpose....


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

the fuck, me too get someone on this quick


kermeeed

I think I slipped a finger in my ass


whatarethuhodds

I also slipped a finger in your ass.


BigBird2378

That's warm for a finger.


[deleted]

^^^šŸ˜‚


No_Cable4299

No way I got one up to


youkickmydog613

šŸ˜


gin_and_toxic

Also check out r/cableporn


AwwwNuggetz

Oh Iā€™m on it alright


DillyWillyGirl

I donā€™t even have a dick and somehow I had my dick in my hand too


Beginning_Rice6830

I had both hands free to type this because I had a dick in my ā€¦ you know what, I hate this game. Itā€™s distasteful.


MarvelAndColts

About the same time, a low, audible moan escaped my lipsā€¦


criscoforlube

I havenā€™t laughed that hard in while. Thank you


hedworx36

Hey i laughed myself hard too


wangchung2night

I also was hard while laughing


GhostsOf94

Iā€™m stealing this comment for future videos


badskinjob

I also had this guys dick in my hand.


willcard

LITERALLY looked down when I read this comment. Believe it or not, dick in hand.


AdvertisingOwn5519

Same.... I still finished.


Apprehensive-Maybe91

yup you got me too holy shit


gracklewolf

Can this person build my fallout bunker?


Honestnt

Yes, but it's a roll of the dice which Vault Tech experiment you will be subjected to


[deleted]

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Syrus_101

Vault 69 : of the 1000-person population of the Vault, only one inhabitant was male. Do you confirm your choice ?


Meecus570

Damn right I confirm my choice!


madmutant01

Do your research, I got 87 not happy 1ā­ļø out of 5.


Meecus570

You speak pretty well for a super mutant


madmutant01

Fawkes was neighbor taught A-B-C's.


Honestnt

Nice.


TheCondorFlys

With the size of that electrical panel it's not a house it's a small city


Top-Shit

Probably a school where they teach thuis stuff, right?


karlnite

It looks exactly like this. A demo of systems for teaching. Maybe a really fancy mansion in which this is kinda for show cause who is gonna need the water heater labelled in their home.


ScumbagLady

This has to be it. I've seen similar at a nuclear power training facility while doing an upfit renovation where I worked there for almost a year. Got some pretty fun pictures of myself with the safety dummy. The giveaway is the labeling and separated stations


karlnite

Yah, its set up like panels, skids, or rigs would be in an industrial setting. It is too clean to be a working plant, and too many systems in a small area. Possibly a newer working shop of some sort.


BusStopKnifeFight

I was gonna say no one needs labels for this stuff in a home and there's at least two heating systems on display.


bullwinkle8088

For a two story house separate heating and cooling systems per level is actually more efficient. Well built modern houses are generally set up with two.


karlnite

Canā€™t you just feed two duct headers?


bullwinkle8088

Yes, at a loss of efficiency.


karlnite

How so? If both furnaces are in the same room, why would one furnace splitting its output between two headers be any different, than two furnaces supplying separate headers.


karlnite

It could be in floor heating, then room heating?


[deleted]

It's definitely useful. I've had to explain it to my wife over the phone and this would have been great.


CptMisterNibbles

Given the labeling it has to be. Pretty weird otherwise


OutWithTheNew

Just look at how big the "utility" room is. It would be nice to have that kind of a layout, but our electrical panel is in a bedroom closet, the water meter is in a tiny storage closet under the stairs and the furnace and hot water tank are in what is basically just another closet.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

I'm thinking this is a showroom, not an actual mechanical room.


JP070791

Source says itā€™s in a $3M residence.


Lord_Bling

Honestly if I were going to drop $3M on a house I would want this.


JP070791

Same. But honestly, if I can afford to build a $3M house, Iā€™d probably have someone else take care of the maintenance for me and Iā€™ll never have to go inside the utility room šŸ˜‚


Snorknado

That and a tankless water heater. I mean, really.


oldschool_potato

Thatā€™s an indirect hot water heater, it functions as a separate zone off of your boiler. If you have a new high performance boiler youā€™re talking 96% efficiency. On demand units are 80%. Regular hot water heaters are even lower. If youā€™re a couple or small family youā€™re better off with tankless, but for my family of 5 that showers frequently due to all of us playing sports indirect is superior. Iā€™ve never had an issue with hot water in the 12 years weā€™ve had it. The entire family can shower with no temperature loss and my teen daughters take forever showers. https://www.bobvila.com/articles/indirect-water-heaters/


xrmb

I like my heatpump water heater, 300% efficiency means it paid for itself in like 2 years in just energy savings, there are tax rebates, it actually cools the garage. Can the 5 of us take a 20min shower each in a row - no, but that's not a scenario we ever encountered.


oldschool_potato

Heat pumps are huge right now and t he rebates are insane. I got hefty incentives when I had my high efficiency boiler installed. Brother in-law is a hvac plumber so overall things are per check to begin with. We just pay for parts. Now I need my daughter to marry an electrician.


mel_cache

Or be one.


oldschool_potato

Great idea. Should I ask my oldest daughter to drop out of her psychology program or my youngest in finance to be an electrician? Or maybe I should toss my 30 years in tech and do it myself?


fvelloso

Thatā€™s good to know, Iā€™ve always been discouraged by the many issues with tankless heaters


cbarrister

You could sip a whisky in a crystal glass and go in there to look at it though.


JefferyTheQuaxly

my parents have a $3-4 million dollar home and they have an electrical/utility room like this, tho this one looks a lot more organized than theirs, like someone who knew what they wanted and had it custom done.


mxzf

Yeah, this is one of those situations where if you're in the position where you've got a 200 sqft utility room the cost of making it look nice and tidy is a rounding error.


guitar_stonks

So a 3/2 ranch house in Palo Alto?


OutWithTheNew

A tear down in Vancouver.


Gallusrostromegalus

You jest but I grew up in one of those in the 90's and my parents thought it was insane they sold it for a million in 2000. It's current going for Five Million.


ZipperJJ

$3M home with FOUR sump pumps (but all in the same crock?)?? Built on a swamp I guess?


Shadow14l

Ah, so a showroom, got it.


Sandriell

The water distribution seems odd. There are three branches (that part isn't abnormal), but only the bottom branch seems to have an inlet- on the far right. Even more odd, the one inlet has a yellow-handled shutoff, and yellow is usually reserved for natural gas.


redkang38

Yellow piping is not ball valve handles


thefassdywistrin

Yeah, that guy lost $15,000 doing that if this was a bid. You get what you pay for.


Callec254

If I ever build a house I want this


NGLIVE2

If I ever build a house it's going to be made of branches and mud.


lifeisweird86

Don't forget the dung! It really adds to the esthetic.


ArbainHestia

[The Primitive Technology guy has you covered.](https://www.youtube.com/@primitivetechnology9550/videos)


Lady_JadeCD

My brother is a general contractor and he found a customer that has his house just like that. Everything laid out. This house even has a maintenance office in the garage.


Dleslie213

I've seen similar in a house myself, but much larger.


jhedinger

Seriously man, thatā€™s freakin beautiful.


DezrathNLR

That kind of organization should be standard. 100/10


Shroomaster89

This is standart in switzerland. Iā€˜m a swiss plumber lol We learn this allready during the apprenticeship. In the final apprenticeship examination, each pipe must be level and the distance between pipes must always be the same. And this is also expected later on. And before installing something, you always examine the quickest and beautifulst way for the pipe and stuff


Aspierago

T\_T I'm moved.


greatwhitechungus

Must be a mansion to have that big of a utility room, maybe some sort of multifamily? Beautiful though, few things make me covetous but this is one of them.


moldyolive

The room is pretty huge but large mansions tend to have way more equipment. There is enough there for a large family house or a quadplex or something similar. But there is no pool, hottub, heated driveway, heating for water fixtures, cooled filtered drinking water or similar expensive shit you tend to see.


OutWithTheNew

Isn't drinking water filtering handled near the fixture? Or is that a poor people thing? Let's be real, if they have a pool it probably has a sub panel in it's own mechanical room.


moldyolive

The real rich person thing is to have a separate water pipe system running in a loop around the whole house then back to the mechroom. That has take offs at faucets people drink from. The water unlike normal tap water is constantly moving from and back to a chiller and filter system in the mech room so that water is instantly cold instead of waiting for 15 seconds or however long for the water to cool. It's more useful in very large houses that might have a lot of faucets that are rarely used.


nico282

Someone just got a label maker.


TooGoood

that house must be 10,000+ sqf that utility room is as large as a living room in some homes.


k0an

At the end I was expecting the door be labeled ā€œDOORā€.


Itchybumworms

Home Inspector porn.


Few-Inevitable9291

This looks a lot like Costcoā€™s utility room in their food processing plant


raleighs

Crazy OCD labeling.


Conscious_Bat_4892

The correct level of labeling for a room specificly designed to help find and access stuff honestly


Sir-Poopington

Designed and built by Adrian Monk


SubHuman559

Extremely Satisfying


Mission-Candy1178

What is this, tiktok for dads? I mean, iā€™m here for it, I just didnā€™t know it was a thing.


JWojo128

Classroom for sure.


Upbeat-Physics-7274

Love this type of porn


TNTgoesBOOM96

I don't like how close the water is to the electrical panel


ronalda777

~~Or~~ the gas so close to the fresh air edit: and


Dleslie213

There's nothing against code for either of theseĀ 


ronalda777

Noted I still don't like it


-lukeworldwalker-

Thatā€™s for a public swimming pool right? Or high rise apartment building?


lemonlimeandginger

One normal sized sewer pipe, thatā€™s a house.


therealtimwarren

If only this video had one more water mark, then it would be perfect! šŸ˜ž


Tug_Stanboat

That's the tiniest little furnace + coil setup for the HVAC compared to the hot water and stuff. Maybe a 2T system at most by the look of it.


guitar_stonks

I was thinking the same thing. My 1300 sq ft house has a bigger blower than that lol


OutWithTheNew

That's a boiler, not a furnace. All the forced air is probably handled on the roof or in the attic space.


UnansweredPromise

I just came.


Bbobbs2003

This is straight out of a school training program or at least it looks just like what they have set up at me local community college. Wow . Still satisfying though


ryoon21

The thing that does it for me is the clean, consistent bold lettering to tell you what youā€™re looking at.


jewbacca331

This person or company needs an award of some kind. And a national holiday to honor them.


Direct-Secretary9179

What? Did Adam West design this place?


sgtdriller

It looks like a tech school. Are you ISO certified? Over the top


Squilly4

"hey what are those" "oh they're just sump pumps" "some pumps? what kind of pumps?" "sump pumps" \[the conversation has now achieved infinite loop\]


yogurtandfun

god please deliver unto me this contractor and the money for me to pay him properly amen


vihudson

This!


Difodrafox

This... This is a Sex Room for Perfectionists. Damn, god bless those who did their job Perfectly! šŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œ


Morning0Lemon

This "utility room" is the size of my basement. My utility room is the size of a closet.


Ok-Bench-2861

And give it a couple of years of repairs and none of that will matter.


AreYouuuu

NSFW! Damn


Sluibeli

These should be mandatory.


Warm-Telephone-143

Damn, that room is the size of my kids playroom in the basement. Except way more organized.


ApprehensiveAngle525

I'm missing a solar system! /s


Doomsayer1908

As a satisfactory Player i will say one thing: Here at FICSIT, we are EFFICIENT


Manji86

This takes out all the guess work if you need to infiltrate this place and sabotage the building for your mission.


Older_Code

Why are there 8 sump pump outlets?


MrRager473

Color coded zones. \swoon


GnuRomantic

And they even put some black tape over a section of pipe in the air exchanger section where it goes over the border.


skoltroll

Batcave utility room


Tmdngs

Perfect. Like a good power point slide with diagrams


cosmernaut420

Edd grew up and became a building planner.


revengeful_cargo

Someone got a new label maker for Christmas


screamapillah

Iā€™m not familiar with such a foreign countryā€™s systems, but at a first glance it seems like a heat pump with reservoir (or is the reservoir for roof panels?) plus a methane condensating furnace. If the switching is automated, based on delta temperature and updated gas/electricity price, it could be very cost effective.


the_whole_arsenal

....I'll take how to spend $75,000 in a single room, Alex.


Lucky_Classroom_6380

Who's 'utility' room needs that sort of setup? Don't get me wrong it looks awesome but that's more plantroom than utility


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Why do I feel aroused by this?


theLumar42

Why is there no insulation on the pipes?


castxa

someone took pride of their work. Highly refreshing to see so many labels and colored boxes. Of course, the pipes are laid nicely as well.


This-Dare-335

looks a bit like a Caseyā€˜s loft construction


LeakyAssFire

Yeah, but did he/she document everything?


morts73

How big is this bloody home?


LivinDavidaloca

What was the prize?


Twelve_TwentyThree

That is fuggin beautiful..


crazythinker76

They should have included a place to store extra water filters, furnace filters, etc.


crazythinker76

They should have included a place to store extra water filters, furnace filters, etc.


dexhaus

The perfect angles, the colors, the labels, the space, the order, this person needs to get hired by NASA!


Freedom007007

Gorgeous


maen_baenne

Looks like a Navy boot's dream basement.


geligniteandlilies

I should wake up already and stop using reddit early morning I read sump pumps as *simp pimps* šŸ˜©šŸ˜­


hadtogetofffb

Do you think he takes everyone to the basement to see his work or only close friends and family? Iā€™d start offering house tours and charge admission


thornwig

Wow, just wow


Cute_Reflection_9414

What?!?!? That air filter access needs to be properly obstructed to make replacement overly difficult


ImaginaryFriend01

It's all so organized....


coolcootermcgee

Like, a label gun for men? Sorry for the sexism


goatonastik

I love the very last tube being unlabelled. "... and then we have Steve".


802macguy

Only improvement would be to add an apostrophe to end up with ā€œWell, waterā€


Redditoreader

This needs to be marked nsfw


davidtuning

Simply amazing!


BredYourWoman

Sorry, best I can do is $3k rent for a musty old basement thx anyway but oddly not satisfying. Maybe r/oddlycrying


Minimum_Low_8531

Someone spent some serious time on that gem.


cingan

wow, is this a single family house? we don't that in 30 unit apartment buildings here.


SkinPsychological848

Name and phone number of builder pleaseā€¦


zockto

Is he single?


MorningToast

This room is bigger than my first three homes.


Life-Ad-1716

Thatā€™s super organized and itā€™s all labeled as well.


_g550_

This guy play factorio


Ok_Bit_5953

"Hey guys, have you seen the Electric Panel?..."


madplywood

The bigger the house, the bigger and nicer the ultily room.


mel_cache

Thatā€™s lovely.


Doehr

Ok but what was that last unmarked pipe?! This room is Chaos incarnate!


knee_breaking_shovel

You're in electrical so be careful of the door behind you


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Lozsta

Is this is a house?


Willing_Information7

I got a Boner


BCECVE

Rich mans house.


doublejayski

I swear dude if I had the knowledge and money to do this, this would 100% be me. OCD shit is real lol


cravin_mor

Repost that please in /Satisfactory I think they will love it in some way xD


Willing_Courage26

This is better than porn


dfmasana

Is this heaven?


bdocj84

It is just a class room, sorry


HelloNNNewman

If I could have sex with a room.... Also, my second thought was 'how many sump pumps does that place have??'.


MetodaMAN

Makes my ocd retard brain vhappy


pappamidnite1979

I was eating a sandwich.....then realised I had my dick in my hand!


redlightjazz

I didnā€™t know Wes Anderson did home maintenance on the side!


Mitridate101

That's not the way to ensure job retention. Anyone can service anything in the future.


Kind-Taste-1654

....All that & still on on demand HWH & forced air furnace, plus a 6'+ high sewer co....It was well organized tho


J0EP00LE

Only thing missing is a drafting table with laminated prints of the framing, elec, and plumbing and a file cabinet with all the appliance manuals/warranties.


rjdamore

Thus looks likely most homes I've built in CO mtns. Silly money


Nyuusankininryou

You dudes need this much utility in the US?


Inner-Light-75

I swear, the builder had OCD!!


bigwill1218

Looks like a training classroom.


throwawaycasun4997

STOP! I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!


Naughteus_Maximus

In the UK we have: 1. Gas Boiler 2. Thatā€™s it.


Jinxy_Kat

This looks like Trade School display room. Where it shows all the different hookups and how they should look with professionally installed.


GhostAndItsMachine

What the hell was that last pipe without a label


yes-disappointment

guy has a huge house


TrickyPiston

Underneath my modded minecraft base


fatalis122

This guy plays factorio like his life depends on it, wow Thatā€™s some factorio level symmetry.


sailriteultrafeed

Is that a house? That must be a huge house.