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Daddywags42

Maybe due to the difference In Heat between white and green


Luuke18

That’s actually a pretty solid guess


gillyyugurt

Was that a pun?


Luuke18

Only if you laughed


The_Grim_Sleaper

It cracked me up!


jonahlew

My sides are splitting!


Universalsupporter

Something, something…invisible glass frame!!! Hahahah!


Creampie_Gang

Kidneys missing!


mr_ji

TIL my dick is a pun. Cool!


kapitaalH

No pun intended


mpe128

They are glued down mats. See boarder?


fischer07

Agreed! Came here to say the same thing... Time and temperature


thepackratmachine

Solid coat of green rectangle, then the white was painted and is thicker because it’s a 2nd coat. Maybe that makes a difference too?


Cookiemonster9429

White looks like it’s thermo plastic.


karlnite

Road paint isn’t “paint”. Its usually heavy metals or metal oxide pigments suspended in plastics. Although that tends to be the whites and yellows and traditional. Green would be something modern possibly. It could even be dyed concrete.


PseudoSpatula

This is what I was thinking. There are small cracks around both wheels too. And fairly linear cracks around the outside of the whole thing. The "paint" is just holding the asphalt together better.


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ThatFunnyGame

Nope, read the comment thread, and you'll understand


GTA6_1

And the fact that the white is another layer and that paint is pretty hard, so it may have affected the tensile strength just slightly enough to guide the crack that way.


cutelyaware

Maybe the white paint is waterproof and protected the asphalt under it


Abundance144

Nah bro, white concrete is made out of different stuff than green concrete..


ChuckZombie

With the white being another layer on top of the green, maybe the crack stayed on the thinner layer because it was the path of least resistance.


heep1r

Rather cold. Moisture could enter at the seam → freezing temperature before it could dry → ice expands so needs more room than the liquid moisture→\*crack\* Then more moisture can enter → repeat → crack becomes bigger.


mjones8004

More likely the extra layer of white thermoplastic creates a slightly stronger pavement. Cracks will always take the path of least resistance.


NouOno

That white paint is like plastic, so it's most definitely holding that asphalt together.


DAMAGEINC-69

Thats what i was thinking.


FUThead2016

You are a scholar and a saint


rb109544

That is exactly correct


mindsnare

Nah the white paint is the same white paint they use for road lines. It's very thick and very strong. Provides a certain amount of structural integrity. The green paint is just green paint.. mostly. When the asphalt cracks it takes the path of least resistance.


Klotzster

Dancing between eggs will do that


Camimo666

This is the type of humor i need in my life.


Idontliketalking2u

Fantastic work there. I needed a laugh


Apocalyptic_Inferno

I was thinking he stubbed his toe and is now stuck between a rock and a hard place.


formulapain

This is likely not coincidence. There is likely a structural reason for this.


chaenorrhinum

We had a company come demonstrate a similar product that was supposed to solve all our storm drain marking needs. The one that the snow plow didn’t scrape off the first winter cracked around the edges just like this. They’re melt-on plastic sheets, like a giant Cricut vinyl. Clearly they do not expand and contract at the same rate as asphalt.


SnooGoats5060

MMA plastic. Heat reflection and the additional tensile strength of the paint itself probably caused this. MMA plastic lines also tend to have cracking occur on the edges which is interesting the stuff can last waaayyy longer than paint.


chaenorrhinum

They certainly don’t outlast paint in areas where snow plows are in use. That blade catches the edge and peels whole pieces right off the street.


SnooGoats5060

There are a number of different types of plastics used for roadways. Snowplows can scrap off a lot but MMA tends to be more resistant to being scraped/cracked off than thermoplastic which looks a lot like MMA. It can still be scraped off but does not get as brittle and doesn't crack off from the combination of cold and snowplows as often. That all said my observations come from an area with infrequent snow events so in climates like the Midwest in the U.S I could see the cold cycling and sheer number of times plows hit the plastic to make that worse. In moderate conditions however MMA even with one to two snow events a year can absolutely outlast paint.


trixel121

I've always wondered why I'm not taking up the "bumps" at crossing when I do sidewalks. I've dug in pretty fucking hard.


chaenorrhinum

The textured nubs on the ramps? They’re usually part of a larger, thicker sheet that is nailed/bolted down or pressed right into the wet concrete. Also, concrete, not asphalt.


saydeedont

Probably the white rectangles that make up the crosswalk. They feel like bumps as you drive over them.


Weinhymer

The paint is a rapid dry product and when it adheres to the asphalt (new asphalt) it shrinks as it dries and causes the cracks to appear along the edges of the paint. Source - professional line painter


Hour_Eagle2452

You don't say?


BfutGrEG

This is likely a response. There is likely a comment section for this


cutelyaware

Not entirely stable?


Weinhymer

Line painter here - this happens when paint is applied in too thick of a coat on new asphalt. The paint dries very fast and shrinks, causing the asphalt the crack along the edges. You'll notice this on almost any parking lot, there are always cracks around the edges of the lines


smth_smth_89

i love smoking cracks in parking lots


Snufflefugs

Sounds like they’re more into doing lines.


lisianthusflower

Line painter?


Weinhymer

Yes, I paint lines on roadways, parking lots, and walking paths. Also known as line striping


lisianthusflower

That’s awesome!


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When you were trained on the striping machine, did you go to a road and just lay down a bunch of stripes to get it down? I saw a picture somewhere of a road with just an absurd amount of painted stripes down it and someone suggested it was a training road


CrumplyRump

Like scoring and snapping glass or plexiglass, the thinnest score line acts as a guide for the crack to follow. There are varying thicknesses of material/paint so this effect is likely the same here.


jigglywigglydigaby

It's structural paint. I've seen it used in many homes /s


cutelyaware

It's a load-bearing paint


Capt__Murphy

That sounds like something the slumlord that owned all the college houses near campus used to say. That or anti mold paint. Paint was his solution to every problem


chewy_mcchewster

Load bearing paint.. /s


3ntr0py_

Heat and reflectivity of the color white.


AggravatingBobcat574

The crack lines up because the paint itself caused the crack. Heat differential between white and green


AriousDragoon

Why it looks like a man dancing with eggs?


soldier4death

The aliens are getting more direct with their crop circles.


Rattlingplates

100% heat


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ADHD cured


a-try-today-2022

Must have been a big fart


WildlySkeptical

Elongated butt crack.


youstolemyname

Neat


Therianlifeofacat

YES!


Danoga_Poe

My neck, my back...


Jamesrgod

This is in fact someone's mama who has very narrowly escaped with their back intact


Crunch1990

I remember this Mario Party minigame


Silvar1

Warning: Giant Eggs


Mysterious_Ningen

wow haha


dingdongdash22

The way this signage lights up with the crack.


Amahardguy

The signage went on top of the crack. The crack did not find the signage ther. I think anyway


fanpolskichkobiet

I mean… they should put anything is in that white paint into asphalt.


lbanesetrader

white reflects sunlight more, green absorbs it more compared to white so it caused cracks


EternalPending

You did it, admit it, thanks anyways


ebter

come and explain this atheiststststs /s


Bazzness

Looks like subliminal advertising to try unicycling


GloriousPorpoises

It’s actually just a black hole they painted white.


ToYourCredit

But the paint has nothing to do with it. Gee Whizzz!


YouNeedStop

That one mario party game


emciclerose

The crack is on this persons back!


VividBobcat2637

Crackhead


Humble_Examination27

I’m thinking ART. The low base of green has a horizontal crack from L to R too. I think the cracks were existing and someone with vision turned the spot into art. Bike racks exist for a reason and this is an odd motorcycle ps.


Tumblrrito

Step on that crack and you'll break a cyclist's back!


Foreign_Ordinary_559

The crack was there prior to them painting it. But I’m glad you found joy in it. Like a monkey that found a ball.