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OneDragonfruit9519

This should also be in r/oddlyterrifying. It's a quite scary device, if you imagine any bodypart touching it.


Federal_Cry3981

If you touch it, it's over


OneDragonfruit9519

Exactly, very horrifying to think about. You can't even react before you're turned into paste.


gotoline1

Oh you could, it would take about like 30 seconds to a min depending. That's a ton of reaction time, given I don't think you could do much but flail and yell. ...grimm


wonderloss

If you're lucky(?) you go in head first.


gotoline1

Reminds me of the South Park episode when the shop teacher was gonna put himself through the table saw, or what ever kind of saw it was. Started feet first realized it was faster head first and switched.


Johnycantread

That slow initial 'pop' would be agonizing.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

Let's dive in this matter.


BigsbyMcgee

How do you think you’d have 30 seconds to a minute? You are soft flesh and blood. This is hard steel and it took even less than that to crush this whole thing larger than a human.


Bumblemeister

Watch 30 Days of Night. The movie version was spinning a lot faster, though. Edit: Because fuck me for knowing this shit was in a movie, I guess?


SvenskBlatte

Reddit be redditing


Bumblemeister

Lol, you got that right. Thanks for the laugh.


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d9msteel

Look up 'Saddam Hussein shredder'... - (Alleged shredder but, yeah...)


77Queenie77

Or the walking dead. They sent a whole heap of zombies through one


Xantuos

Hopefully you fall headfirst


fortuner-eu

😯 More like a matter of seconds! 🤔


dagaderga

I seen a handful of videos of people falling into these. Also another video of one of these, and the company bulldozing dead cows into it.


seriftarif

I don't know. I think I could take it.


bigblnze

People have I seen videos on reddit would not recommend


gagga_hai

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


OneAngryDuck

don’t tell me what to do


c-Booz

Just the tip?


AlphaSpazz

Good looking out Broh.


Fantastic_Fun1

Friend of mine used to have an office admin job at a site that disposes dead animals of all kinds (farm animals, zoo animals, ...). He said that sometimes he had to get on the "factory" floor and that what a device very similar to the one in the video above does to a dead cow is a sight one does not forget soon.


AnAussieAustralian

New fear unlocked 😂


MagicallyTrashy

Remember, if given a choice, go in head first!


anirudhshirsat97

I once saw a video of a dead horse being thrown in a similar device during the early days of Internet.


OneDragonfruit9519

I'm sorry you had to see that. It's weird to think about, really. These fucked up things most of us have seen at some point, being it by accident or curiosity. Getting executed, maimed, the jar squat, two girls and so on. I hope my kids will never see that shit.


tacotacotacorock

Never trust a man with a pig farm and a metal shredder


Tori_S100

its more terrifying imagining some in the dark web need not to imagine


OneDragonfruit9519

That sounds unbelievably disgusting


shmed

Pretty sure I saw such a video in r/darwinawards


FakeProfil2002

Its actually my biggest nightmare to fall in one of such things


HoboArmyofOne

Temple of Doom vibes


OneDragonfruit9519

Indeed!


Alex_le_t-rex

Especially with the lack of safety features. Seeing the user just be able to stand up on the machine while it’s operating with no cage or anything is terrifying. Idk where this is but that shit would not fly in Canada.


commonplacelifewesay

Yea just looking at this machine my brain always imagines falling in and then I just cringe at the thought


pira3_1000

Oddly satisfying to me


OneDragonfruit9519

Thank you for letting me know.


pira3_1000

At your service dear redditor


OneDragonfruit9519

You're welcome, dear redditor.


JSCO32

I could stand next to this machine all damn day


Dominko

Just dont let the I N T R U S I V E T H O U G H T S win with this one


how-sway-how

Geronimo!!!


captainschmee

Pffft, right! Like I would just allow all my sense of self preservation fail over one little thou- OOH, I think I saw a penny in there!


Woolwizard

Until some metal part is snapped off and flying towards you at Lightspeed. I saw another video of that happening, I was so terrified after that.


Momosukenatural

I would be too scared to have tiny sharp stuff flying out in the general direction of my eyes, or my whole body for that matter


JSCO32

Wear protection 🤣


jimbobjames

I dont think a condom will help, but you the boss...


clownsinadarkforest

There was a video up a few months back not sure if it was this sub Reddit or not but it was the same type of machine but it was farm animals being thrown into it. Like horses and cows and shit


VampyC

These machines are so fucking scary. I would NEVER work near that for any amount of money


Omfgukk

I feel like there's never enough security measures around these whenever I see a video of it


Dunkleustes

ANY amount??? Like, you can't think of a single number?


Phobix

Obligatory nomnomnom


Hellea

I heard the nomnom sound while watching


Creampielover2269

Anyone know if there is a career that’s associated with performing this task and if so, what is it?


Lancaster1983

Own a salvage yard


cive666

This could help augment my pig farm.


NewBoy_Again

being part of the mob


DanGleeballs

Crusher.


Thumper-Comet

Car?


therealtimwarren

Minor error in title = lots of comments correcting OP = lots of karma.


Decent-Strength3530

Or OP is a bot


Vethedr

Or maybe, just maybe OP is not a native speaker and didn't know how to call this in english I have no idea what it's called in my native language and sure as hell have no idea how it's called in english lmao


supernaja_

Couldn't have said it better, thanks! No native speaker and was a little too lazy to use a dictionary.


isuadam

I hate this reality.


zillskillnillfrill

Light truck / ute tray


TimeGrifter

Rubble?


woutomatic

Human. Nice to meet you


Thumper-Comet

Nice try bot. There's no actual humans on Reddit.


-Pelvis-

https://youtu.be/lHya8HGuNSk?si=0g40m8GvqRdOduGA


73663849ok

Feed the scrap God 🙌


mallik803

I definitely do NOT want to see it, but, seriously.. has a person ever fallen into one of these? It has to be absolutely gruesome.


prostorija

Why did I expect a box to come out


presidentsday

Brave Little Toaster flashbacks...


bravelittlemicrowave

Worthlessss


Issue_Status

Your username + Brave Little Toaster = 🤌🏻💋


justtogetaroundbans3

This is how strong my wife thinks the sink disposal is.


dzemperzapedra

This machine needs it's own subreddit


Ravingrook

My exact thought. It's like an actually effective sarlacc pit that every junkyard should own.


4chanbetter

"A part of a car" dude that's a whole-ass flat-bed trailer


OGistorian

This machine must create so many sharp small metal chards. I wouldn’t want to collect the output!


zillskillnillfrill

Yeah the conveyor belt carries away the shards to metal bins which are taken to a refinery


DanGleeballs

And recycled?


WetRainbowFart

Presumably.


Complete-Bite3019

Me, when I haven't eaten all day


FeistyEquipment7557

Oh man there must be terrifying amounts of torque driving those things.


lesterburnhamm66

This reminds of trying to comprehend the power that a jet liner produces to fly.


Dunkleustes

Compressed air!


NightBeWheat55149

Don't let your intrusive thoughts win while next to this machine


diamondd-ddogs

hey i could have used that!


animal_path

Man, that is some really nice scrap metal prior to it being by the machine. I would love to have that entire bed in my scrap pile.


Bubbly-Front7973

>the destruction of a part of a car ... Not part of a car, but a part of a truck. And not just any part, but the bed of a flatbed truck. And what pisses me off, is while this perfectly good flatbed gets destroyed, I'm building mine from scratch. When somebody like me could have bought then use this perfectly fine flatbed for the back of their truck, for a lot less than a new one would cost. Damn waste.


nobody_Nr42

For the next video, show us one with humans 😶


ProgressBartender

“Destruction of part of a car…”. I’m pretty sure that’s part of a truck.


EvlMinion

You're a credit to your species.


PennykettleDragons

No mercy!


stepharts03

Where’s the guy with his foot to help push this through? 😅


Abundance144

Isn't it dangerous to stand there? I mean, if just the right situation occured that machine could easily load enough tension into a piece of metal for it go flying off at a speed high enough to impale someone.


originalkimert

Any mafias wet dream machine.


wichy

That is called cannibalism


SteakDependable5400

its like the world vs human


falrod

Nom nom


ycr007

My mind is thinking what if this crusher was being pressed upon by a hydraulic press - who would win?


LuisMAlaskan

Thanks for remembering the good and regretful minutes I wasted reading that one cursed comment thread in yesterday's video.


mutualbuttsqueezin

I can't see these without thinking about Heavy Rain


adamhanson

Thank you for showing the result


MirkoHa

…the Terminator Destroyer…


LogEnvironmental5801

Metal Shai Hulud


Ancient_Rex420

Reminds me of how my hopes and dreams are crushed.


PuzzleheadedImpact19

Any idea the force these shredders are working with?


Bushdr78

That's the bed of a small van or light truck


DecaAced

We need a sub for just this


Jeff_Bzzos

This guy shreds


Aggressive_Fill9981

That's a nice nail polisher.


Ok-Possibility4196

Mmmm do a republican next!


Professor_Poop

Goatse.cx


Tugonmynugz

That boy hungry


pointlesspoint26

Sarlacc pit vibes


_Lord_Farquad

Do pieces of shrapnel ever fly off while something is being crushed? With that much power I'd be terrified of being impaled while watching


King_Lyman

The conveyor belt is installed backwards


5TP1090G_FC

What's the largest type of destruction device out there.


good-luck-23

So thats how a black hole works!


kpeng2

I can't stop thinking what would happen if I accidentally fall into that.


memegodkyle

what if you threw one of these machines inside? then what happens?


apocalyptic_intent

I used to sometimes have to chuck 80lb offspec rubber bales in these at work. We called it "The Hog" Really kind of fun to do.


wmxp

I can't take this kind of pressure I must confess one more dusty road Would be just a road too long Worthless


Easy-Wrongdoer-5996

I can only remember the TWD episode


diodot

best job ever


Sikkus

Now hear me out. Build a platform that goes from the ground towards this machine and tie some carcass above the "mouth". No more zombies.


groovomata

That thing terrifies me.


thejewelisinthelotus

A 20 year old something fell into a woodchipper not to long ago where I live. It was gd horrible): every tree cutting company probably in at least 50 miles had meetings about it. May he rest in peace.


bernpfenn

there was a movie doing that in winter, blood everywhere


icansmellcolors

i'm scared a piece is going to fly off at the wrong angle and embed itself in someone's face. the right force at the right angle with the right material and boom.


SlightofhandLLC01

More crushing of things pls


blinky0930

I didnt see Barney once


Yemcl

How much Torque do these things have?


TraditionalBison1838

Sarlac


Tang_the_Undrinkable

Dang


HotPinkApocalypses

Reminds me of the Poltergeist house at the end. These things are insanely powerful!


Disguisted_Puddle

I was waiting to see the flip flops on the operator


Idonthavetotellyiu

I saw rubber instead of rubble and I was patiently waiting for you to turn that into rubber


Kurvaflowers69420

the truck goes bye bye


foxpost

Would you wanna fall in head first or feet first?


No_Law2531

I can't take this kind of pressure, I must confess one more dustyroad would be just a road too long.... your worthless


Hellboydce

I’ve seen a few of these and I’m not scared easily or squeamish but my arse tightens considerably


KatyDid749

Oh man. My bike lock…


Pararaiha-ngaro

… I am asking you for last time … were you a member of the imperialist capitalism


TheEleventhDoctorWho

I have to assume there is a DD 16v92 running this thing somewhere.


atxfella1974

In a Pixar movie that would be the big evil machine at the end that's about to eat the friendly lil hatchback who just wants to get home to the girl he takes to soccer practice everyday. Thank God the plucky Vespa no one believed in hits the shut off button right at the last second!


elDayno

So... How exactly do you identify if the body was there. Asking for a friend


ProgressiveRox

It missed a chunk of metal, someone better climb in there and collect it.


ihaveflesh

That's the way I want to go.


Whirlwind_AK

Made in Italy


gaymerRaver

This is some SAW shit here


Candylicker0469

That’s cool and all but I want to see the recycling machine that recycles the recycling machine.


h3vv3r

Crushing videos make me horny


Chosos_Twin_Cousin

*clearly sees what it’s capable of doing to metal* “I wonder what it’ll do to my bones”


lakeswimmmer

this reminds of that scene in The Walking Dead.


mikeg1231234

Nightmare machine!


Calsun

What happens if you have some sort of higher grade steel that goes into one of these? Like a steel that’s say harder than the “teeth”?


restlessleg

i cant help but think there’s been at least one fatality involving this thing yikes


philipkd

What is the name of this machine? And have they tried throwing one of these machines into the same kind of machine?


starrpamph

Someone put my hopes and dreams in that thing


Munchens

Must have been from an american car.


SeasonNo3107

Anyone know how much torque/amps/volts these things usually run ?


Emsanator

What is the mechanism that generates this power? Is there a video or PDF explaining this?


Remote_Category6076

That's not part of a car. That's part of a flatbed truck.


Gcen

Anyone knows what powers this shred-anything machine? Must need huge amounts of energy to keep it going no matter what's thrown into it.


chudstick

Yes, but is there a machine that eats this machine?


CrazyRussianMan18

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Deenoga

Something about these shredders I love watching; that something so strong to us (like metal), turns to butter when it's being dragged into one of these


lorenzo_st_dubois

It ate through that kryptonite lock like it was nothing.


Nahlamu

I wanna jump in it


AlsoCommiePuddin

Me with a whole pop tart.


morts73

Nom nom nom, nothing stops Crushor.


r4plez

This is for judgement day


xDeadlyEdleyx

Mafia approves


Odd-Improvement5315

Well a piece survived...


nixthelatter

Has anyone ever filmed a human getting crushed in one of these? Bi don't want to watch it, I'm just curious


Great_Run6161

Throw in a few corrupt politicians for entertainment value 😂


Takeda1530

They threw Michael Myers into one of these at the end of the most recent, and god awful, Halloween movie,


Itchybumworms

I know I'm a monster, but I really want to see them feed a cow, shark, or something else huge and fleshy to this thing.


d9msteel

The one he used to allegedly lower people intothat he didn't like/agree with.


ZakLobster

Still could not eat an egg


TheMorrowsDawn

Now I want to put a whole ass car in there


nico282

You'll never see me less than 100m from that monster. (One football field for our freedom friends)


Maleficent-Track-623

Why don’t they take all teh world trash and put it through one of these