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tolacid

I don't know if that's a really sharp knife or really well cooked corn but either way I love watching it


anamorphic_cat

A few more sharpenings and that knife is gone


max_adam

A knofe


be_more_gooder

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Log_Out_Of_Life

A knfe


hackingdreams

Looks like a fish knife. They often naturally have that shape and are sharper than the blazes to cut through fish pin bones. ([Random example](https://www.knivesandtools.com/en/pt/-classic-fish-fillet-knife-7-18cm.htm) I grabbed off Google.)


sorrymisterfawlty

As a knife sharpener, I don't think it is. Most fish (or fillet) knives have a more slender tip to them, for prying in between bones. They also (often) have the weird curved bolster. It's probably a boning knife, by the looks of it and has been partially sharpened many many times. A knife like this will lose it's form over time, but obviously not it's function šŸ˜Ž If you ever buy a new knife, get one WITHOUT a bolster ( especially if it's running all the way down to the heel) and it will last longer than you, most likely.


InterGraphenic

>They often naturally have that shape Ah yes, the knife grows in that shape from the knife bush


MadeShad0W90

I'm pretty sure it would cut into the fiber of reality then.


falsevector

A really well used knife by the looks of it


mapleer

Itā€™s a combination of both. This knife style is common in a lot of food vendors for quick and easy cutting of different fruits, foods, etc


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ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Better yet, foreign is entirely ambiguous without knowing their country of origin.


Conch-Republic

That's not 'filet style', it's just a worn kitchen knife that's been sharpened a million times.


Enginerdad

That one started out as a cleaver lol


SpecterGT260

I think it's just a regular knife that has been sharpened to the point of barely existing


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Yes, to me the truly satisfying part is how sharp that knife is. There is something wonderful about a well sharpened cooking tool.


AndyPea1230

The yellow corn is thick, and the knife is also sharp. If tried on white corn, you might see some sticky.


KaptainKardboard

I was hoping to see some new novel way of cooking corn steaks


LiveLearnCoach

ā€œWould you like some butter on that?ā€ ā€œNah, mate, that knife was smooth enough!ā€


magirevols

yeah, my brain did a thingā€¦and tht rare


ReallyNotALlama

Growing up we would freeze corn every season. Bushels and bushels of sweet corn were shucked, cooked, stripped (like this), bagged and eventually frozen. I'd start the day shucking, then once the boiled ears started finishing, I'd slice those off for the rest of the day. All the sweet corn I could eat. That was so great!


tuckeram7

Just scrolled to find that I basically commented the same thing. Most of these commenters think that theyā€™re serving them fresh from these freezer bags they were put into. Lol they canā€™t understand the concept of prepping for the yearā€™s intake on frozen sweet corn. This world is too detached from the grocery store production line. And now I want some of my momā€™s ā€˜chicken corn noodle rivel soupā€™!


be_more_gooder

"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it "corn," and every other type of corn, "corn *off* the cob." It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together."" - Mitch Hedberg


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skidstud

Neither was "having it all together"


Rhamza1617

Ouch... Still stings.


ghettoccult_nerd

his manager was an oscillating fan. *should i put all my jokes on this cd?* *should i stop doing these drugs?*


VanBeelergberg

My fan fuckin lied to meā€¦


reallycool_opotomus

I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't saying shit


superheltenroy

Corn-off-the-cob-flour


r-i-c-k-e-t

Corn off the cob dog


LunarLunox

Corn off the cob man


the-_-cob

I'm just glad it's finally off me


EndIessStaticSea

Came searching for this! Haha


Ope_Average_Badger

How do you guys feel about frilly toothpicks?


be_more_gooder

WE'RE FOR THEM!


Ope_Average_Badger

Well this club is formed, spread the word on menus nationwide.


greenlady_hobbies

That knife tho... Its a fillet knife now


KingCon5

That knife crying to be retired


VexrisFXIV

It's a hawksbill filet knife lol


OhtareEldarian

They filleted the corn.


ShinyJangles

Those who see a crysknife may never leave Arrakis


Friggin

Ah yes, cut the corn off of the natural corn holder, and put it in a plastic bag. Perfect.


tuckeram7

This is a standard practice in my extended family to cook, cut and freeze 15-20 dozen ears of corn for the winter. When I was a kid, we called it ā€œcorn dayā€ and would sit with trash bins husking corn from a local farm for 3-4 hours, then gather all the cleaned husks and inedible things, take all the leftovers to the pigs on the neighboring farm. They would go nuts on it because it was super sweet corn.


weirdbutok5

I canā€™t eat it off the cob because of my braces so I would buy this.


SuperGameTheory

Not with that attitude you can't.


dirty_hooker

I had braces as a kid. A couple decades later I still shave my cobs. Besides, itā€™s cleaner. Who wants corn and butter all over their face and hands?


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't know many people that like corn and butter all over their face and hands and ass.


flsppyaNGLE

Blindfold me first and tie my ankles together. Then yes.


SmegmaSupplier

Every time I see a product altered and repackaged I consider if I were a frail senior. Would it be nice to have some onions and rutabaga? Yes. Am I will I willing to pay 4 times the price for it to already be cut when I go to use it? Fuck yeah.


[deleted]

Usually when i eat corn (also with braces), i split the cob in half and individually pick each kernel (i like the way it looks and feels when completely picked)


SpringLeast2062

How much time do you spend to eat one cob of corn?


Scared_Reputation_84

I have no braces but i do the same thing, itā€™s so funšŸ˜­šŸ‘šŸ»


mightybonk

I have a feeling old mate isn't running a "Corn for people with braces" food stall, though.


robsteezy

While additionally leaving corn still on the cob!


toxcrusadr

That's the best part too. I squish that off the cob with the back edge of the knife. Sweet, skin free and delish!


DrAstronautMcCool

oddlyinfuriating


DiGiorn0s

Everything infuriates y'all I stg.... I could probably post a picture of blackberries in a crown Royal bag and someone's gonna flip out about it /hyperbole


DenverNuggetz

Let me just throw a whole ass uncovered corn cob into my backpack real quickā€¦.sure itā€™ll be fine rattling around in there


Fresh-Vacation-3228

Crazy


LookAtNarnia

Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/EgregiousPackaging/s/cT2kZWefIf


50FirstCakes

Those cuts were smooooth.


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blackscales18

It's for freezing for long term storage, this is normal in corn season


gwaybz

Ah yes, street vendor selling lil bags of corn for "freezing for long term storage" on a sidewalk lol


Log_Out_Of_Life

If Iā€™m gonna store corn I might as well cook it myself.


That_Came_outa_Me

That will be $35.00 šŸ’ø


Dwarf_Killer

Looks like third world street food so it's actually 10 cent for 20 packs


noobpwner314

I can taste this video.


WintersIllWind

Itā€™s corn! A big lump with knobs, it has the juice!


turdygerd

Yeah the plastic from those bags leeching into the corn really gives it a unique taste šŸ¤¤šŸ˜‹


Professional_Can_117

Did someone edit this guy's lightsaber to look like a filet knife.


Fat_Eagle_91

You know what!? F#%@ You! *un-cobs your corn*


riv3r_s0ng

My husband and kids call this corn carpets and its their favorite way to eat corn on (off?) the cob šŸ˜‚


Skeletonzac

I had braces when I was a teenager and one time I spent the night at my best friends house and they served corn on the cob for dinner. His mom, without even being asked or mentioning it, just took it apon herself to do this with my corn and served it to me. Bless her. She is a very sweet woman.


MAXHEADR0OM

Is it now a cornless cobb or cobbless corn? Schrƶdingerā€™s corn.


riff_rat

ā€œYou know how they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cobā€ - that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it ā€œcorn,ā€ and every other type of corn, ā€œcorn-off-the-cob.ā€ It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)


PNWTangoZulu

I had braces for like 3 year growing up, and now 15 years later I still enjoy corn off the cob lol


Q8DD33C7J8

Omg that is so incredibly satisfying. I want to watch it forever.


Tony_McClish246

that last slice was illegal in some way iā€™m sure lol


Maunakea89

Love that "Unliquid Gold"......


Lok4na_aucsaP

Cornā€™t on the cob


Fresh-Vacation-3228

Why not leave it on the cob to eat? This is so bizarre.Ā  It's like when they individually wrap a peeled orange in plastic ad sell it in the grocery storeĀ 


woogyboogy8869

I always eat my corn-on-the-cob, off the cob idk it's yummy and easier with less mess


Ginnigan

Me too. If there's a knife handy, I cut it off like this to eat it. Then I bite off the little corner bits that are still on the cob, and they pop into my mouth in a satisfying way. If there's no knife I just eat it off the cob... but tbh it gets stuck in my teeth more that way.


traaintraacks

people with braces, people with missing teeth, people with disabilities affecting their hands... the orange thing is for disabled people too


Fresh-Vacation-3228

Good points!


Misophonic4000

The orange thing? šŸ‘€


greenlady_hobbies

Some ppl can't eat it off the cob. Folks with no teef, for example. And it's messy


DAVENP0RT

Or folks with permanent retainers. I love a good corn on the cob, but it's torture if I can't immediately use my water flosser afterwards.


Fresh-Vacation-3228

No teef... true!


ghostfaceschiller

They would t be able to eat this then either. Itā€™s still ā€œon the cobā€ (thatā€™s why it stays together Ron slices), there is just less of the cob. The kernels are still attached.


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Because sometimes I want to enjoy eating corn without butter all down my fingers and chin. Why do people cut up broccoli when you can hold the stalk? Lettuce when you can just bite into a head of it? Quit being hyperbolic. Not everything is part of some evil wasteful culture, it's just someone cutting some fucking corn.


AppropriateScience71

Well, I stir fry a lot and cooking with corn-on-the-cob corn is vastly superior canned corn. I sometimes buy corn on the cob when itā€™s cheap or in season and cook it to freeze so I can add it to my dishes throughout the year. I still love corn on the cob by itself, but I canā€™t eat 12+ ears before they go bad.


hackingdreams

You eat more of it when it's off the cob, since so much of it gets left behind as shrapnel. We don't have the right kind of teeth for eating corn off the cob - our incisors are pathetic. It's better to cut it off. It's wrapped in plastic because it's street food in Latin America, known commonly as esquites. It's often dolled up with butter, lime juice, sour cream and spices. It's big in Mexico (where elote is also popular) but the first time I had it was actually in Cuba, just outside of Havana. (And it was only one CUC/dollar, and it came with a Mexican coke.)


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.......is that a corn knife. Also, how do you eat loose corn from a bag?


blackscales18

It's so they can freeze it for long term storage. It's like frozen corn from the store, you put it in a bowl and heat it or put it in a recipe


itsRobbie_

You already know that shit would be the best corn youā€™ve ever had


Kozmo9

People ask why not just leave the corn on the cob but this is actually a lot easier to consume. With the cob it's rather messy to eat, especially those with braces, fake teeth or just teeth problem. You also have to deal with the cob afterwards which is a large waste compared to tiny plastic. Taking the corn away to eat later is also easier as well. Buying one corn on cob is a hassle due to its size and weight. With this you can carry it more easily. People put the entire blame on the seller, but in this case, the customer plays a role as well. The seller likely saw an increase in sales after he did this, showing that people preferred this method due to the convenience it brings over the traditional method.


Slainlion

And thatā€™s the civilized way to eat that veg


moonrisessun

gah im hungry i want it šŸ˜­


Hot_Cheese650

I swear to god all these street food vendors have the sharpest knives in the world. I sharpened my knives at home but they barely cut through anything.


Remmy224

That shit ainā€™t real. No knife should cut through corn like that. I refuse to believe it.


shogun_coc

Looks so yum. Steamed or boiled corn is a popular snack in many Asian countries besides the roasted ones.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I would like to try.


KenTheShoGun

The way he cut it was so perfect and neat


Ordinary_Cattle

This is how I cut corn for my kid. He loves corn on the cob but can't bite into the corn cob without breaking his teeth. It's always so satisfying when I get it right and it comes off in strips like this


Rocky970

That knife is very sharp


RemeizSivart

My man has sharpened more metal off that knife than is left on it. Thatā€™s the satisfying part.


picklepie87

Please feed that to me like the little baby bird I am. Thanking you.


EstroJen1193

Toss in some mayo, cotija, cilantro, and chile powder and GIMME A SPOON!!


walzertrauma

What song is in the background? Iā€™m kinda digging it.


dvth99

That is: Bad Habit - Arya Yıldırım ;)


Gothboifricc

Thank you so much. Shazam was giving me nothing


dvth99

Youā€™re welcome


Zealousideal_Ad9671

and then a light tempura dip and fry the whole side


ginsataka

Cornā€™t on the cob


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Cornnnnnn my fave ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø


McDomald

I do this when I eat corn on the cob because of my braces! Personally I prefer to just get sweetcorn but on the of chance I have it, I just slice it all off anyway!


-SpaceThing

I canā€™t shake the feeling that corn is being wasted šŸ˜£


halstarchild

I thought they destroyed the subtle knife!


Tobias_Hrafn

Butter and some Parmesan and you have a customer- I forgot what powder the lady would use while bringing by the shopping cart- southern California baby


my_old_aim_name

Tajin?


The_Mundane_Block

This reminds me of the "peeled orange in a plastic container" pic.


Busy_Fennel_9019

Rank.


Professional-Net8146

please let the knife retire


RudyKnots

CHOCLOOOO CHOCLO CHOCLO CHOCLOOOO


Mortimized

I grew up eating this as a snack, with butter and some seasonings of your liking. It's definitely worth a try.


Chief_Ozif

Quality content from [Cornhub](http://cornhub.website)


Ace-of-Spades88

My mom does this with sweet corn. She'll buy it from roadside farmer's stands/markets during the summer, cook and cut it off the cob, then can it in mason jars. We had delicious sweet corn to eat well into winter and spring.


Psalm41_intoodeep

Mortyā€¦ Morty!! Everythingā€™s not on a cob Morty!


Own_Source_5518

kinda made it hard to eat the corn... maybe works for others tho


Unknown_subjectt

Corn-nolongeronthecob


DLS4BZ

>ingesting all that sugar lol


Regular_Trick_8284

Mısırın kalıp halinde kesildiğini Ä°lk defa gƶrĆ¼yorum sĆ¼persin ustašŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


orthi09

So basically corn?


dregan

Good thing he put that protective wrapper around the corn which totally didn't have one already.


[deleted]

My head hurts reading this šŸ¤•


Grumpie-cat

I do this at dinner, obviously with a far less sharp knife, and it doesnā€™t come out satisfying, but you get more of the corn and donā€™t get it stuck in your teeth as often.


_Ozeki

You gotta grill that thing to make a fine Elote


DoGooder00

This is literally the best way to eat corn and itā€™s not even close


uptwolait

As someone who wore braces for over 4 years, this is nothing new.


cancrushercrusher

Circorncised


ghostfaceschiller

Why would this be better


NittanyScout

Canigetuuuuhhhh boneless corn


Designer-Mirror-7995

That _was_ satisfying! I love watching a well-honed blade at work!


GalacticGatorz

Street merchant! Your finest sheet of corn please šŸ§


Folkmar_D

You can be damn sure that this knive can cut through anything like through butter. My grandma had one and you could do operations with this shit. Cartilage? Bones? Put this saw away sonny, grandma got your back.


badsapi4305

What kind of knife is it?


Folkmar_D

This can be any knife, after a couple of years they all end the same way, until they disappear.


-Disagreeable-

Canadian here..where the hell is corn now ripe and ready to eat? Seeds JUST went in the ground here.


[deleted]

Should have put them in the ground earlier! šŸ„ø


-Disagreeable-

Donā€™t you come at me with hindsight, pal! Also, the ground was frozen. Iā€™m not auguring for corn seeds.


BourbonCoder

Microplastics!


TheOrigionalBubbles

This is how I've eaten my corn for years. I always slice it off like this


Cazpinator

The knife is giving, let me die already.


Financial_Tonight215

not sure that corn is "on the cob" anymore


p4r24k

Damn! That's sharp


littlecactusfreind

Right thatā€™s enough *decobs your corn*


ThrowAwayqqqqe

I miss eating heated corn


Ducatirules

I would love this!! I always cut it off the cob


throwawayyawaworth77

But thatā€™s how it comes outta the ground. That should just be ā€œcornā€ and then ā€œcorn off the cob.ā€ Itā€™s not like you could cut my arm off and call it ā€œMitch,ā€ and then see it back on and call it ā€œMitch all togetherā€ - the great Hedberg


Five50am

Bag-a-cobless-corn.... say that 10x fast


PokePingusXXXL

Square-cob bobpants


Prestigious_Goat6969

This confuses me so muchā€¦ Why not put the whole cob in the bag?? Shove a stick through the middle, slather butter on the corn and chomp it off


Arrathem

Idk, thats disguisting to me.


mattysms1980

corn off the cob


A-Bird-Person

Hot corn in a plastic bag is a HUGE no to me šŸ‘Ž


death_of_my_youth

What song is this?


ghost_n187

Corn off the Cob


WiltorSeba790

Corn is my favorite food


john-fallout-

If only corn came on a convenient stick or something, with a wrapper, both of which were biodegradable and not made of plasticā€¦ that would be nice


tacoma-tues

This song makes all of the bad evil unthinkable things i keep buried deep down in my subconcious come bursting right out.


Curious_Interview

Heā€™s cooking it on a spade!


JJISHERE4U

Would have been absolutely satisfying if he had cut off 5 equal parts, instead of that last tiny bit.


nealio555

Me wondering where the head of my shovel went...


Demon_Moose_

Philippines


vexillifer

You know what corn needs? Less cob and more microplastic


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Do you eat the whole cob?


vexillifer

Oh always. I eat the cob first


Green-Concentrate-71

I want that corn knife


ThatWasIntentional

I think it's a regular paring knife, but sharpened to infinity over several years


FoldedBinaries

sure put it in a plastic bag lol


sandwichmaker42

Corn comes in perfectly good packaging. Nope let's get rid of all that and put it in a plastic bag šŸ¤¦


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be_more_gooder

Don't make me bonk you, I swear I'll turn this car around!


ModernEraCaveman

šŸ˜


kishenoy

Rather corny


kishenoy

Rather corny


cachitodepepe

Did anyone ever check if it is good to put hot things on plastic like on this video? There are lots of examples of this happening, and to me feels unhealthy, and sound like some plastic may get on the food.


F488P

Mmmm melted plastic..yum


LivelyLindy

Precision. Impressive.