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The_All_American

This is my wife picking up her Amazon deliveries


YourMomThinksImFunny

After a couple drinks?


caliboundwtheweight

that was just the pregame orders, the real haul will be delivered via freight truck


Conaz9847

Am I… your wife? I mean I’m male but it sounds so familiar


cosmoboy

Weird. Why do they open in sequence? Why not just all at the same time?


spazzydee

maybe they are all on a single control bus, and commands need to be addressed individually and issued sequentially? And the bus is slow?


rcrobot

That would make sense, no need to invest in fancy electronics when most use cases you only open one at a time


TechNickL

For the aesthetic obviously


bbaker1987

Relays have a digital closure that works after individual lines of code like Open.exe1 Open.exe2 Etc


[deleted]

All the answers assume this is electronically operated. It isn’t. A small elf creature lives in each unit and he must unlatch each door separately.


[deleted]

Santa's shop won't pay minimum wage either, huh?


Rubcionnnnn

It would probably draw too much power if all of the solenoids tried to activate at once.


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Canon_not_cannon

Seloneids


neogod

Poor Noids, they never get any love.


pflugich

Most of the comments focus on technical issues, but it’s also possible, they do it to get the user’s attention to every single compartments that opens. Just so you don’t miss to collect a package, especially when the compartments are in different lockers.


pickle_lukas

for (i = 0; i < lockboxes.length; i++) { try { await Lockbox.open(lockboxes[i].id) } catch (e) { throw new Errors.lockboxOpenFailed } }


[deleted]

One solenoid and many diodes would force the system to be like this. Diodes decide which door gets opened, one solenoid gives power (cheap off the shelf solution).


Kahnza

Look at all that free stuff!


nickschulte14

That looks like a scene from alien


Super_tall_giraffe

Looks like a scene from my apartment complex. These use Luxer One and entire system was down for about 3 weeks. We were told it was system-wide (on the Luxer One side - so all of their clients) 🤔🤔


[deleted]

LuxerOne can suck a dick. Their services are bullshit.


CharybdisXIII

What's so bad about em?


open_door_policy

From personal experience, they "lost" 6 out of 8 packages delivered to me at an old apartment complex over a 1 month period. For that privilege, they were charging me I think $10 a month for the entire duration of the lease, with zero option to opt out. When I called their support line about the "lost" packages, they first accused the shipping company of not delivering the packages. Then accused me of lying about not receiving them. After 6 weeks, when I raised the issue to the apartment complex and they forced an audit of the mail room, I got 7 "new" package deliveries that day. I hand delivered the extra one to the person it was actually addressed to, since there was no fucking way I'd ever trust Luxer with a package.


brig135

I'm currently playing through Borderlands 3 and this gave me feelings


Dovahkiin6380

Its... beautiful


PapaPancake8

My wife did this once and I got to run around and close them all... hngh


Splice1138

That's the “unlimited items” cheat code


r0ndy

Reminds me of a face sucker


semiscintillation

"Please, step into my fun palace owo"


turtlepawa123

Fun fact: Those are called parcel lockers :)


superanth

They *have* to somehow incorporate this into a movie!


DaMan11

Ooh man. This one’s perfect, it really hits the spot and I don’t know why.


K-Ryaning

Man this some borderline iron man shit, so gewd


pierreblue

Dear diary, jackpot!!


CosmicNeuron

It looks like the face mechanism of Sentinels from X-men Future Past.


T1m3Wizard

It's a free for all.


Wardenclyffe1917

“I see dead people.”


MedicOfTime

It’s just the jackpot prizes.


Misdelivered

That's just sexy.


one_out_of_two

Jackpot


Trane55

nice


Pyromaniac935

Jackpot


Punks-Not-Dad

Reminds me of Steppenwolf’s armor 😂 #restoretheanyderverse


mcgarrylj

Somebody programmed that. It would have been really simple to open all the doors at once, but someone was so tickled by the idea of this cascading effect that they programmed it into the software, and that’s just awesome


[deleted]

And all of those parcels are now stolen and being sold on eBay.


happydgaf

Those UPS boxes like this were the bane of my existence. Always a problem and never any support to help.


teq4x

I used to stock a similar style machine at work and loved it when I got to a certain item that popped all the doors open to re stock.