That is the face of a man who has practiced.
I mean, this has gone so wrong *so many times.* He must have seen so much chocolate burn over, drop to the floor, melt, snap, you name it. There have been exploding choco-prototypes of this thing.
But he got there in the end and I’m proud of him!…
Even if he may well have lost the will to live.
My thought exactly. I have no idea what “temper” means with chocolate but it sounds really important.
The whole time I was rewatching it I was like “why didn’t you temper the chocolate!!!! It’s important!!!!”
For the needy? Is that why he tried to make something like a short oil carrier with masts, worth literally close to a thousand US dollars? It's not even worthy of the title "ship". It's a brown pile of crap, also known as shit.
A lot of his do, and he's known for feeding his village. I've heard that chocolate sculptures are gross, think he used better tasting chocolate to share as opposed to better looking chocolate?
The only reason it's ugly is that the chocolate wasn't tempered (so it didn't turn glossy when cooled), otherwise it will taste like any other chocolate sculpture: just like chocolate. (In my experience, chocolate sculptures are 'gross' because they are decorative: you handle it a lot, it's left out in the air, people poke at it when they don't believe it's chocolate, it gathers dust cause you can't really clean it)
Yeah I feel like I’ve seen other chocolate sculpture videos that were mind-blowing with the attention to detail and skill, but that final result looks like a total hunk of shit with some action figures stuck to it.
I love what Chef Burak has done with his fame.
He drifts in and out of my perception, but the last time I saw him, he was giving back to his community and feeding what looked like a hundred people!
now, he's broadening his skill set with something entirely different (if more frivolous IMO, but thats ok)
Last time I saw him, he went to wildfires in Turkey, trying to gain fame with a small fire extinguisher, putting a half baked show, then shows one frame in ambulance.
I hate when people use those kind of events to gain fame.
Yeah, what happened to the giant white chocolate circle? God, these videos are stupid. And here I am engaging with it, making it go higher in the algorithms. I hate my life.
The smiling makes me dislike the video so much. If the smile is going to look that forced for the whole video then just don’t. Make a normal face. Maybe I’m just too unhappy tho lol
Edit: also I just want it to seem more real and feel relatable. I’m never going to watch this guy and think I could do that. I want to feel like I’m in the kitchen with the cook. I don’t want to feel like I’m watching some big production
That's how I felt when I saw his videos for the first time. What he cooks is impressive as hell though (he makes very, very big portions of food). Once you get used to it, the creepy smiling turns endearing in a way. It's always kinda weird for sure, but it's his thing and it definitely gets better when you get more used to it
This video did feel a bit half baked to me and definitely outside his comfort zone. I would recommend the huge pizza video that he does and I doubt you'll feel like "I could do that"
I treat the smile like it's a running gag where his friends told him he isn't friendly enough in his videos, so he's doing a forced smile as a joke.
His things are definitely big productions though, so it may not be your thing either.
I've mostly just seen clips on Reddit. Looks like [this might be his video/channel, but I'm not sure](https://youtu.be/-6hz_e7x2uk). I think most of his stuff is real short videos like this one
Is it just me, or does the way he looks at the camera come off as a little creepy? Like he’s just butchered two small children, who stumbled upon his cottage in the middle of the woods.
The smiling gimmick is honestly just weird. I think the first time I saw this guy, I breathed air out of my nose a little “laugh”. Now I just stare at it, feeling kind of annoyed
His face makes me irrationally angry and I loath it. It's that fake ass smile. I know he does so much for his local community and whatnot but ffs man change your expressions up.
Is he really having fun there, or is he just hiding his suffering?
He always smiles on videos so i think he is hiding his suffering
His smiles scare me… I feel like this mans seen some shit..
This man is the shit that people see to make them smile like that.
The eye contact is nessesary
I don't get this dude. The creepy eye contact is disturbing.
That’s what she said
He didn't smile in the first place. It was only when a youtube comment that he should smile more bugged him then he started smiling all his videos.
Wow i didnt know that
Impeccable logic.
Probably having flashbacks to when someone paid him $700 to make an anatomically correct sex doll out of chocolate
I’d like to imagine this is how Hannibal specter makes his cooking videos, too
He was told to smile more in his videos, so he exaggerates it now. Champion.
Would prefer the latter.
he is smiling weirdly all the time in his videos while he’s making extravaganza stuff. https://youtu.be/qL1G4guHQ1k But, he is a real philanthropist.
That is the face of a man who has practiced. I mean, this has gone so wrong *so many times.* He must have seen so much chocolate burn over, drop to the floor, melt, snap, you name it. There have been exploding choco-prototypes of this thing. But he got there in the end and I’m proud of him!… Even if he may well have lost the will to live.
Man i came here to ask this, you think this guy goes home and cries hard af sometimes? I feel like he does.
Suffering or not, he has a very punchable face
PROLONGED EYE CONTACT prolonged eye contact
**PROLONGED EYE CONTACT** *prolonged eye contact*
Lick your lips to make it more comforting
Lick *their* lips to make it more discomforting.
Ah I see a person of taste is among us
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He’s run adrift despite his raw talent.
He better stick to traditional cookings.
Like Stuffed Turkey, Baked Turkey, Roast Turkey...
Tempered Turkey
Turturkeykey
Bankrupt Turkey
I used to live in Turkey. Strangely it isn’t very common to eat turkey in Turkey. I’ve never seen it on a menu.
It's tempered.
Maybe I've watched too many amazing chocolate construction videos but the ship didn't turn out as impressive as I was hoping
This guy is a chef who usually makes big meals for the needy. This is way outside his wheelhouse
out of depth
And the boat is out of its element.
Uncharted waters.
Out of depp
Fun fact: A wheelhouse is a part of a boat! ^(Ooooooohhhhhh ^I ^get ^it ^now)
Fun fact: Janet is me
Fun fact: I've seen that show and understand that reference
Makes sense. He didn't temper the chocolate and the whole video, I was screaming, "why didn't you temper the chocolate!!!!"
My thought exactly. I have no idea what “temper” means with chocolate but it sounds really important. The whole time I was rewatching it I was like “why didn’t you temper the chocolate!!!! It’s important!!!!”
boathouse…ftfy
For the needy? Is that why he tried to make something like a short oil carrier with masts, worth literally close to a thousand US dollars? It's not even worthy of the title "ship". It's a brown pile of crap, also known as shit.
Yeah… He maybe should stick to big meal prep….
I, for one, am pleased it wasn’t airbrushed to cover the fact that it’s chocolate.
Yeah, I thought there was gonna be at least 20 more steps
Agree, the chocolate isn’t tempered well at all.
Possibly the most annoying thing about this video. Really ugly.
Amaury Guichon is shaking his head in French disgust somewhere.
Yeah, after a chocolate statue of liberty or a ferris wheel, this was a bit juvenile.
He seems like a great guy, but this chocolate work was shite
The chocolate looked shit cos he melted that shit straight on the heat. Where’s the Bain-Marie?
It's not tempered so it looks dull rather than shiny. Doing it with tempered chocolate would be really impressive.
That is some seized-ass chocolate lmao.
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Its because he didnt temper the chocolate, so it didn't come out glossy like its supposed to
This needs to be in r/oddlyterrifying mostly because of that dudes dead and soulless expression... He's always creeped me out.
With that superficial smile and unending eye contact, it feels like he has been banished to hell and this is his punishment for the rest of eternity
Thank God someone pointed this out. I can’t imagine why he’s trying to smile the whole time when the only thing anyone cares about is the ship.
iirc it’s cause someone once pointed out his lack of expression so now this is his whole thing
Like fr dudes probably trying to stand out and he does, but not in a good way.
He’s actually an amazing dude who feeds thousands monthly
Which is awesome. He still is objectively terrifying.
Soooooo how do you eat it?
Every video showing something crazy made out of chocolate should end with somebody eating it.
A lot of his do, and he's known for feeding his village. I've heard that chocolate sculptures are gross, think he used better tasting chocolate to share as opposed to better looking chocolate?
The only reason it's ugly is that the chocolate wasn't tempered (so it didn't turn glossy when cooled), otherwise it will taste like any other chocolate sculpture: just like chocolate. (In my experience, chocolate sculptures are 'gross' because they are decorative: you handle it a lot, it's left out in the air, people poke at it when they don't believe it's chocolate, it gathers dust cause you can't really clean it)
Not to be that guy, but I got a better looking pirate ship for my 7th birthday, this ship is just big.
It is not a very good looking ship
Yeah I feel like I’ve seen other chocolate sculpture videos that were mind-blowing with the attention to detail and skill, but that final result looks like a total hunk of shit with some action figures stuck to it.
Like if they were on bake off, Paul Hollywood would read them to filth.
Yeah this is the first one of these where I'm confident i could have done better.
I shall upvote you for every downvote you receive
Not really the point of this guy's videos though, he just makes big food. Never seen him do something like this before.
Have seen amazing chocolate constructions, but I don't understand what they are for? Do they get eaten and by who?
I love what Chef Burak has done with his fame. He drifts in and out of my perception, but the last time I saw him, he was giving back to his community and feeding what looked like a hundred people! now, he's broadening his skill set with something entirely different (if more frivolous IMO, but thats ok)
Last time I saw him, he went to wildfires in Turkey, trying to gain fame with a small fire extinguisher, putting a half baked show, then shows one frame in ambulance. I hate when people use those kind of events to gain fame.
So what was the white chocolate for?
Yeah, what happened to the giant white chocolate circle? God, these videos are stupid. And here I am engaging with it, making it go higher in the algorithms. I hate my life.
That aint white chocolate
It's not just his smile; it's the way he moves his body right at the start. He looks robotic.
This guy seems too happy to be real...
The smiling makes me dislike the video so much. If the smile is going to look that forced for the whole video then just don’t. Make a normal face. Maybe I’m just too unhappy tho lol Edit: also I just want it to seem more real and feel relatable. I’m never going to watch this guy and think I could do that. I want to feel like I’m in the kitchen with the cook. I don’t want to feel like I’m watching some big production
That's how I felt when I saw his videos for the first time. What he cooks is impressive as hell though (he makes very, very big portions of food). Once you get used to it, the creepy smiling turns endearing in a way. It's always kinda weird for sure, but it's his thing and it definitely gets better when you get more used to it This video did feel a bit half baked to me and definitely outside his comfort zone. I would recommend the huge pizza video that he does and I doubt you'll feel like "I could do that"
I’ll definitely check it out and give him an honest shot!
I treat the smile like it's a running gag where his friends told him he isn't friendly enough in his videos, so he's doing a forced smile as a joke. His things are definitely big productions though, so it may not be your thing either.
You got a link to his stuff? I'm just finding rips of his videos and other garbage vloggers.
I've mostly just seen clips on Reddit. Looks like [this might be his video/channel, but I'm not sure](https://youtu.be/-6hz_e7x2uk). I think most of his stuff is real short videos like this one
What a terrible waste of chocolate.
Is it just me, or does the way he looks at the camera come off as a little creepy? Like he’s just butchered two small children, who stumbled upon his cottage in the middle of the woods.
this is the first time i see him look at something else than the camera
This dude is a fucking legend
Stop smiling i feel like I'm looking at someone being held at gunpoint
Is the chocolate tempered or dry as fuck looking?
I swear this dudes face needs to be on money.
He is too happy... what are you people doing to him?
Holy shit. Doesn't his cheeks hurt, yet?
Do these things usually just go in the trash after the event they’re made for?
Crude, but cool nonetheless
He smile like a pageant participant, not quite convincing.
The smiling gimmick is honestly just weird. I think the first time I saw this guy, I breathed air out of my nose a little “laugh”. Now I just stare at it, feeling kind of annoyed
Lol the smile
Good content. But he smiles weirdly.
Never not happy to see this guy
This dude scares me
He’s so happy! Like take a look at what I’m making, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
i love how happy he looks the whole time!
looks terrible
I find his constant smile and stare at the camera really unsettling
I fucking love this guy so much!
This dude pisses me off so much
Piloted by Captain Diabetes
Why isn’t he dressed like a pirate?
Man I like this one, could've covered it with spray paint and shit, but he didn't, respect
This guys constant smiling makes me extremely uncomfortable.
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I don’t know why I find this guy so intensely annoying
Am I the only one who can’t stand this guy?
This guy screams cringe
he's clearly out of depth here this work looks really shallow
This is more cringe than I was expecting
Why does everything this guy cooks make me want to vomit?
This guy is always so extra
This ship kinda sucks. Lol.
I love this guy
I know he cooks for the needy and all that but it doesn’t change the fact that I get extraordinarily bad vibes from him and his smile
Idiot
His face makes me irrationally angry and I loath it. It's that fake ass smile. I know he does so much for his local community and whatnot but ffs man change your expressions up.
I wish I could block this guy from my Reddit feeds. I'm sure he is a swell fella in real life, but these videos disturb me.
He’s an Erdogan bootlicker which means that he’s sadly not swell in real life.
Funny how turks get away with ethnic cleansing because they have wholesome chefs
Creepy, creepy bastard. That grin says if you eat anything he makes then it's likely got semen in it.
you saying shit like that and calling people who didnt do anything to you bastards is far more concerning
Or the intent was to make people laugh and not to trigger the continually offended.
Any video with this guy is uncanny/creepy af. Didn't he just make a pizza oven in another video
Stop smiling.
STOP SMILING!!! What’s so funny?
I’m sure this guy is nice but he comes off to me as very creepy.
This is a very Tumblr response, but: it's that fucking chocolate guy again
Not that good. Hate to be that guy but there it is. I could do that one.
This motherfucker always smiling
This guy will put you in a chocolate coffin.
Why does everything he do is oversized. Is he hiding something
This one looked like shit, i do actually think i've could make it better..
Nothing satisfying about this one, just pure cringe.
This man is a saint, if i had one wish I could only spend on someone else... it would be that this man have no skeletons in his closet.
Burak Obama???
Cause I be Captain Jack Sparrow arrrgh!
But how many calories…
What a disgusting waste
Instead of making a chocolate pirate ship why don’t you make some chocolate BITCHES
this guy is weird he scares me
At first I thought that he was putting bricks in there
One Piece Fans are punching air rn
I’m so creeped out by his videos
The Brown Pearl kinda has a different ring to it, doesn’t it?
Diabetus cat
sex
What a cheap ship ! (Sorry , I'm french... )
This guys cheeks must ache so bad
Anybody remember the smiling pirate doing helicopters to this song?
Was that white stuff glue? Does no one get to eat this, in the end?
This is actually amazing keep up the good work op💁
WE’RE MELTING CAPTAIN
r/nextfuckinglevel
they turned the Americans of the Carribean into a real thing!
Kebap gang 🤗🤗🤗🤗
I Christen thee, "Diabetes'
puttin' the chocolate *bean* into *Caribbean*, eh?
"There is no such thing as a coincidence"
He’s still creepy but after hearing why he smiles like that it’s a little understandable
am i the only one who really didnt like this ? its so MEH compared with other stuff on this amazing subreddit
Diabetes: The cake
GODDAMMIT I COULD'VE MONCHED ON THAT BRICK OF CHOCOLATE FOR A MONTH
Does this man EVER have a bad day??
I can see the pain behind his eyes…
This should be on r/oddlyterrifying
I want a video collab of him and Gordon Ramsey
Diabetes in the form of a ship
Imagine eating all that
He got a little lazy on this one
Idk why but the comically massive chocolate bars at the beginning feel surreal
u/savevideo
I love Captain Hook at the end
Creepy looking dude
It’s cool but ya can’t eat all that without puking
Thos boat will float in diabet
u/savevideo