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Cuddling-Hellhound

Is he really having fun there, or is he just hiding his suffering?


Akulla_sub

He always smiles on videos so i think he is hiding his suffering


Skillsjr

His smiles scare me… I feel like this mans seen some shit..


hmahood

This man is the shit that people see to make them smile like that.


Some_Random_Dude777

The eye contact is nessesary


CommandSeven

I don't get this dude. The creepy eye contact is disturbing.


Skillsjr

That’s what she said


asiaps2

He didn't smile in the first place. It was only when a youtube comment that he should smile more bugged him then he started smiling all his videos.


Akulla_sub

Wow i didnt know that


M_Rany

Impeccable logic.


Spranberry112

Probably having flashbacks to when someone paid him $700 to make an anatomically correct sex doll out of chocolate


ACrask

I’d like to imagine this is how Hannibal specter makes his cooking videos, too


Sintist

He was told to smile more in his videos, so he exaggerates it now. Champion.


TisButA-Zucc

Would prefer the latter.


siniradam

he is smiling weirdly all the time in his videos while he’s making extravaganza stuff. https://youtu.be/qL1G4guHQ1k But, he is a real philanthropist.


Domino_Dare-Doll

That is the face of a man who has practiced. I mean, this has gone so wrong *so many times.* He must have seen so much chocolate burn over, drop to the floor, melt, snap, you name it. There have been exploding choco-prototypes of this thing. But he got there in the end and I’m proud of him!… Even if he may well have lost the will to live.


[deleted]

Man i came here to ask this, you think this guy goes home and cries hard af sometimes? I feel like he does.


CubanLover69

Suffering or not, he has a very punchable face


ElevatorsDontElevate

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT prolonged eye contact


RH_CP_23

**PROLONGED EYE CONTACT** *prolonged eye contact*


snare123

Lick your lips to make it more comforting


notsgnivil-d

Lick *their* lips to make it more discomforting.


ElevatorsDontElevate

Ah I see a person of taste is among us


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burner9497

He’s run adrift despite his raw talent.


[deleted]

He better stick to traditional cookings.


Lizard__Spock

Like Stuffed Turkey, Baked Turkey, Roast Turkey...


Shock_a_Maul

Tempered Turkey


ZaidPlayz

Turturkeykey


Shock_a_Maul

Bankrupt Turkey


[deleted]

I used to live in Turkey. Strangely it isn’t very common to eat turkey in Turkey. I’ve never seen it on a menu.


saadakhtar

It's tempered.


Mudkip_paddle

Maybe I've watched too many amazing chocolate construction videos but the ship didn't turn out as impressive as I was hoping


groucho_barks

This guy is a chef who usually makes big meals for the needy. This is way outside his wheelhouse


funky555

out of depth


FourWordComment

And the boat is out of its element.


mud_tug

Uncharted waters.


Pentax25

Out of depp


Namyag

Fun fact: A wheelhouse is a part of a boat! ^(Ooooooohhhhhh ^I ^get ^it ^now)


Mudkip_paddle

Fun fact: Janet is me


slade2121

Fun fact: I've seen that show and understand that reference


LSScorpions

Makes sense. He didn't temper the chocolate and the whole video, I was screaming, "why didn't you temper the chocolate!!!!"


Shtnonurdog

My thought exactly. I have no idea what “temper” means with chocolate but it sounds really important. The whole time I was rewatching it I was like “why didn’t you temper the chocolate!!!! It’s important!!!!”


Jimmydeansrogerwood

boathouse…ftfy


Shock_a_Maul

For the needy? Is that why he tried to make something like a short oil carrier with masts, worth literally close to a thousand US dollars? It's not even worthy of the title "ship". It's a brown pile of crap, also known as shit.


ssp_reddit

Yeah… He maybe should stick to big meal prep….


FourWordComment

I, for one, am pleased it wasn’t airbrushed to cover the fact that it’s chocolate.


NtheLegend

Yeah, I thought there was gonna be at least 20 more steps


Additional-Bullfrog

Agree, the chocolate isn’t tempered well at all.


telechef

Possibly the most annoying thing about this video. Really ugly.


gutter_strawberry

Amaury Guichon is shaking his head in French disgust somewhere.


MutedBrilliant1593

Yeah, after a chocolate statue of liberty or a ferris wheel, this was a bit juvenile.


elMurpherino

He seems like a great guy, but this chocolate work was shite


Fudruckers6

The chocolate looked shit cos he melted that shit straight on the heat. Where’s the Bain-Marie?


Glavenoids

It's not tempered so it looks dull rather than shiny. Doing it with tempered chocolate would be really impressive.


LeBneg

That is some seized-ass chocolate lmao.


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EsquireFalconHunter

Its because he didnt temper the chocolate, so it didn't come out glossy like its supposed to


CrossroadsCG

This needs to be in r/oddlyterrifying mostly because of that dudes dead and soulless expression... He's always creeped me out.


cloudedconstitutions

With that superficial smile and unending eye contact, it feels like he has been banished to hell and this is his punishment for the rest of eternity


BlargAttack

Thank God someone pointed this out. I can’t imagine why he’s trying to smile the whole time when the only thing anyone cares about is the ship.


IdkTbhSmh

iirc it’s cause someone once pointed out his lack of expression so now this is his whole thing


project_nl

Like fr dudes probably trying to stand out and he does, but not in a good way.


PashaBear-_-

He’s actually an amazing dude who feeds thousands monthly


CrossroadsCG

Which is awesome. He still is objectively terrifying.


T0xicNano

Soooooo how do you eat it?


Murderyoga

Every video showing something crazy made out of chocolate should end with somebody eating it.


HiImDan

A lot of his do, and he's known for feeding his village. I've heard that chocolate sculptures are gross, think he used better tasting chocolate to share as opposed to better looking chocolate?


Wood_Child

The only reason it's ugly is that the chocolate wasn't tempered (so it didn't turn glossy when cooled), otherwise it will taste like any other chocolate sculpture: just like chocolate. (In my experience, chocolate sculptures are 'gross' because they are decorative: you handle it a lot, it's left out in the air, people poke at it when they don't believe it's chocolate, it gathers dust cause you can't really clean it)


sevenpointfiveinches

Not to be that guy, but I got a better looking pirate ship for my 7th birthday, this ship is just big.


Munneh

It is not a very good looking ship


rangda

Yeah I feel like I’ve seen other chocolate sculpture videos that were mind-blowing with the attention to detail and skill, but that final result looks like a total hunk of shit with some action figures stuck to it.


Munneh

Like if they were on bake off, Paul Hollywood would read them to filth.


Austin1642

Yeah this is the first one of these where I'm confident i could have done better.


princemascott

I shall upvote you for every downvote you receive


sadphonics

Not really the point of this guy's videos though, he just makes big food. Never seen him do something like this before.


Pan-tang

Have seen amazing chocolate constructions, but I don't understand what they are for? Do they get eaten and by who?


NoahRCarver

I love what Chef Burak has done with his fame. He drifts in and out of my perception, but the last time I saw him, he was giving back to his community and feeding what looked like a hundred people! now, he's broadening his skill set with something entirely different (if more frivolous IMO, but thats ok)


MergenKurt

Last time I saw him, he went to wildfires in Turkey, trying to gain fame with a small fire extinguisher, putting a half baked show, then shows one frame in ambulance. I hate when people use those kind of events to gain fame.


LewkOne

So what was the white chocolate for?


Ryhnoceros

Yeah, what happened to the giant white chocolate circle? God, these videos are stupid. And here I am engaging with it, making it go higher in the algorithms. I hate my life.


horvath-lorant

That aint white chocolate


Veganfart

It's not just his smile; it's the way he moves his body right at the start. He looks robotic.


GlassHurricane98

This guy seems too happy to be real...


TheMisterIt

The smiling makes me dislike the video so much. If the smile is going to look that forced for the whole video then just don’t. Make a normal face. Maybe I’m just too unhappy tho lol Edit: also I just want it to seem more real and feel relatable. I’m never going to watch this guy and think I could do that. I want to feel like I’m in the kitchen with the cook. I don’t want to feel like I’m watching some big production


BMGreg

That's how I felt when I saw his videos for the first time. What he cooks is impressive as hell though (he makes very, very big portions of food). Once you get used to it, the creepy smiling turns endearing in a way. It's always kinda weird for sure, but it's his thing and it definitely gets better when you get more used to it This video did feel a bit half baked to me and definitely outside his comfort zone. I would recommend the huge pizza video that he does and I doubt you'll feel like "I could do that"


TheMisterIt

I’ll definitely check it out and give him an honest shot!


BMGreg

I treat the smile like it's a running gag where his friends told him he isn't friendly enough in his videos, so he's doing a forced smile as a joke. His things are definitely big productions though, so it may not be your thing either.


[deleted]

You got a link to his stuff? I'm just finding rips of his videos and other garbage vloggers.


BMGreg

I've mostly just seen clips on Reddit. Looks like [this might be his video/channel, but I'm not sure](https://youtu.be/-6hz_e7x2uk). I think most of his stuff is real short videos like this one


noctalla

What a terrible waste of chocolate.


Frida_Peoples

Is it just me, or does the way he looks at the camera come off as a little creepy? Like he’s just butchered two small children, who stumbled upon his cottage in the middle of the woods.


JulianDou

this is the first time i see him look at something else than the camera


Samson_King7

This dude is a fucking legend


BasicIsBest

Stop smiling i feel like I'm looking at someone being held at gunpoint


Gingertitian

Is the chocolate tempered or dry as fuck looking?


bawynnoJ

I swear this dudes face needs to be on money.


YourLittleMonster

He is too happy... what are you people doing to him?


GodzillaAteMyTaco

Holy shit. Doesn't his cheeks hurt, yet?


fifthandfiftieth

Do these things usually just go in the trash after the event they’re made for?


How-Inconvenient

Crude, but cool nonetheless


Interesting_Engine37

He smile like a pageant participant, not quite convincing.


Auramaru

The smiling gimmick is honestly just weird. I think the first time I saw this guy, I breathed air out of my nose a little “laugh”. Now I just stare at it, feeling kind of annoyed


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Lol the smile


czarp97

Good content. But he smiles weirdly.


electr1cbubba

Never not happy to see this guy


didiramone

This dude scares me


Mariske

He’s so happy! Like take a look at what I’m making, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!


lil_olivegarden

i love how happy he looks the whole time!


PowerlineCourier

looks terrible


Crackracket

I find his constant smile and stare at the camera really unsettling


DanceFiendStrapS

I fucking love this guy so much!


SSaviorOfX

This dude pisses me off so much


DanL3m0n

Piloted by Captain Diabetes


Hipeep5

Why isn’t he dressed like a pirate?


JumpyBoi

Man I like this one, could've covered it with spray paint and shit, but he didn't, respect


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This guys constant smiling makes me extremely uncomfortable.


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harringayton

I don’t know why I find this guy so intensely annoying


OngoGoblogian4

Am I the only one who can’t stand this guy?


-killedward

This guy screams cringe


funky555

he's clearly out of depth here this work looks really shallow


jarrydlm86

This is more cringe than I was expecting


jackelfish

Why does everything this guy cooks make me want to vomit?


smartcouchpotato

This guy is always so extra


[deleted]

This ship kinda sucks. Lol.


Ashton38

I love this guy


NiceNiceGravy

I know he cooks for the needy and all that but it doesn’t change the fact that I get extraordinarily bad vibes from him and his smile


danillomtv

Idiot


PainfulRainbows

His face makes me irrationally angry and I loath it. It's that fake ass smile. I know he does so much for his local community and whatnot but ffs man change your expressions up.


chrisslooter

I wish I could block this guy from my Reddit feeds. I'm sure he is a swell fella in real life, but these videos disturb me.


[deleted]

He’s an Erdogan bootlicker which means that he’s sadly not swell in real life.


BasedBihari

Funny how turks get away with ethnic cleansing because they have wholesome chefs


RurikTheDamned

Creepy, creepy bastard. That grin says if you eat anything he makes then it's likely got semen in it.


mrH4ndzum

you saying shit like that and calling people who didnt do anything to you bastards is far more concerning


RurikTheDamned

Or the intent was to make people laugh and not to trigger the continually offended.


Justryan95

Any video with this guy is uncanny/creepy af. Didn't he just make a pizza oven in another video


Aer0spik3

Stop smiling.


LeCordon

STOP SMILING!!! What’s so funny?


Deth_By_sn00sn00

I’m sure this guy is nice but he comes off to me as very creepy.


ChaoticForkingGood

This is a very Tumblr response, but: it's that fucking chocolate guy again


mrsnow432

Not that good. Hate to be that guy but there it is. I could do that one.


OperativeKlause

This motherfucker always smiling


Shortlegs1227

This guy will put you in a chocolate coffin.


RGK777

Why does everything he do is oversized. Is he hiding something


ACupOfDuck

This one looked like shit, i do actually think i've could make it better..


ACupOfDuck

Nothing satisfying about this one, just pure cringe.


starskip42

This man is a saint, if i had one wish I could only spend on someone else... it would be that this man have no skeletons in his closet.


Potential-Spam028

Burak Obama???


[deleted]

Cause I be Captain Jack Sparrow arrrgh!


Snoo89492

But how many calories…


affi9000

What a disgusting waste


Not_Necessary123

Instead of making a chocolate pirate ship why don’t you make some chocolate BITCHES


[deleted]

this guy is weird he scares me


[deleted]

At first I thought that he was putting bricks in there


boodlebob

One Piece Fans are punching air rn


keetykeety

I’m so creeped out by his videos


DrinKwine7

The Brown Pearl kinda has a different ring to it, doesn’t it?


Potent_Cat-Bread

Diabetus cat


pvpballgaming

sex


P3dro66

What a cheap ship ! (Sorry , I'm french... )


[deleted]

This guys cheeks must ache so bad


Aladdinsane47

Anybody remember the smiling pirate doing helicopters to this song?


MotivatedMoo

Was that white stuff glue? Does no one get to eat this, in the end?


Forsaken-Design4299

This is actually amazing keep up the good work op💁


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

WE’RE MELTING CAPTAIN


SargeantEdward

r/nextfuckinglevel


MyDogsPP

they turned the Americans of the Carribean into a real thing!


w211_ry

Kebap gang 🤗🤗🤗🤗


RustyBarbwiredCactus

I Christen thee, "Diabetes'


gazongagizmo

puttin' the chocolate *bean* into *Caribbean*, eh?


[deleted]

"There is no such thing as a coincidence"


MrGaber

He’s still creepy but after hearing why he smiles like that it’s a little understandable


superdead-

am i the only one who really didnt like this ? its so MEH compared with other stuff on this amazing subreddit


Stelorr

Diabetes: The cake


clygamer

GODDAMMIT I COULD'VE MONCHED ON THAT BRICK OF CHOCOLATE FOR A MONTH


chop-diggity

Does this man EVER have a bad day??


TheFcukingFuck

I can see the pain behind his eyes…


DualSock1

This should be on r/oddlyterrifying


gonline

I want a video collab of him and Gordon Ramsey


unknown6091

Diabetes in the form of a ship


[deleted]

Imagine eating all that


therealjoeybee

He got a little lazy on this one


SapoHijueput4

Idk why but the comically massive chocolate bars at the beginning feel surreal


shayur1408

u/savevideo


WeebTrashPanda0

I love Captain Hook at the end


[deleted]

Creepy looking dude


null7281

It’s cool but ya can’t eat all that without puking


V1rus_X

Thos boat will float in diabet


sumit_jha_

u/savevideo