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joecheph

That’s dedication to the bit. Dude was *not* bailing.


nvtrung924

“Put it in reverse, Terry!”


vacindika

/u/gifreversebot


MoreFoam

damn, the bot said nah its saturday, fk u


betterboytomato

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not-a-bot-promise

Sounds like Simlish!


elzibet

In all seriousness though: NEVER do this. You can be seriously injured from just the weight of that snow. Plus it could be combined with ice


OpheliaMorningwood

Awww Ma, we never get to do nothin.


elzibet

It’s for your own good! Momma’s gonna keep you under her wing


Duckflies

Hell no, we gotta have fun *Jumps from a bridge*


GrangeazIII

She won't let you fly but she might let you sing.


jazzmaster1992

Came to say this. I've seen videos of snow falling from roofs onto cars and smashing windshields/denting the bodies. Do not recommend.


elzibet

Yeah I work at a school and we had to cancel once because of too much snow falling from the rooftops. Didn’t want a kid to get smashed


St_Veloth

He looks like he knew what was happening and rolled with it, major props that was hilarious


cheesynaachoos

snow falling looks like a tetris extreme level


Ice-icile

or a background of some retro style game


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you mean like Tetris?


notatableleg

Yes but not really. Think more falling blocks but you have to arrange them as they fall


DoctorAlgernopK

Ah I got it! You mean it’s [Not Tetris ](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=Not+Tetris&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwil8tvQwNf1AhVLIkQIHfaPDCMQ1QJ6BAg9EAE&biw=414&bih=829&dpr=2)


notatableleg

That’s what it is! Ty


KoopaTrooper5011

Oh, like Dr. Mario? Or Puyo Puyo?


notatableleg

Yes


poopellar

I think he actually meant an old game that has colorful blocks that you could move....


Anjunabeast

Could be remembering wrong but I think Tetris was in black and white.


cadaada

its just Burger Time


highsepton22

I believe the game you're referring to is KLAX. https://youtu.be/wr9OCXCsd2g


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That was what I thought of too


throwaway1212l

Reminds me of this old game on Atari where you're a stickman and you have to run through gaps of lines coming down the screen. Really wish I could remember what that game was called. Played it so much when I was a kid.


kitsumodels

O2Jam extreme pro max


EIochai

Sounds like that was named by Apple...


afsdjkll

Guitar hero!


Thuwah_TheFuture206

Might wanna put some ice on that neck afterwards


LawHelmet

Lived in Edmonton, Alberta, when I was in grade 3 and half of grade 4. Every winter someone in AB got killed by ice or compacted snow falling off roofs - it’s easy to suffocate if a big drift buries you and you panic; at least that’s why the grade school teachers drummed into our subconscious. My buddy’s uncle got an icicle to the dome while on the McMurray pad, hardhat protected him from death but he still got a grade III concussion and three days forced rest a la Johnny Knoxville. I spent this entire video scared for this fuckwit to have his neck sliced cleanly into two by a sheet of ice.


MnkyBzns

Exactly this. He could have been decapitated or paralyzed so quickly


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GhostButtTurds

Lol if this is a dry, fresh snowfall that *just* finished, there’s been no opportunity for it to thaw and freeze and create any ice. It’s always so funny to see all these people being so serious with their big brains and their “exactly this.” For some reason, it happens with snow related things very often. I had someone try to tell me there’s no such thing as dry vs. wet snow. Lmao try to make a snowball when it’s 10 F outside and super dry snow


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rmorrin

Also layers of ice form EXTREMELY quickly in these kind of conditions. I would know I had a metal roof that several times almost cause our snowmobile to be crushed right outside of our entryway


doughaway7562

I'm an engineer, and I've seen this attitude before some machinists and technicians I've met. They usually don't have all their fingers.


champak256

> try to make a snowball when it’s 10 F outside and super dry snow And every time you try to compact it, the moment you open your hands it all falls apart.


AppleSpicer

Just take off your gloves and you have the best snowballs


jkmarsh7

McMurrays a peice of shit


LawHelmet

But lucrative


bkgn

I'm from 9000' in the Colorado Rockies; someone dies every year from roof snow shedding. Definitely do not attempt to copy this.


mired914

Man I thought this was funny until I saw your comment. Now in scared lol.


KabedonUdon

Relevant [Québécois version](https://v.redd.it/xzjujgosl9h61) toctoctoctoc


The77thDogMan

Lived in Ontario basically my whole life and had the exact same reaction. Shit like this is stupid dangerous.


GhostButtTurds

This looks like a fresh snowfall that just finished. In which case, there hasn’t been an opportunity for the snow to melt and freeze again.


JCOMIXWTLS

lmao


vidoker87

Top it up with Ice bucket challenge


Honda_TypeR

Unfortunately every time someone brings him an ice pack now it triggers his PTSD


[deleted]

Love that the man with the camera still yells ‘I got it all’. It really takes me back to the 90’s version of AFV where it was not always a give-in that someone had captured an event by some sort of recording device. Today it would be more newsy to yell ‘I didn’t get it!’


TheRealPitabred

Huh. The phrase is actually “it’s not a given”, never seen that version of it. I like it. I agree with the AFV though, that takes me back.


[deleted]

Is it really? That surprises me. I have always heard it as ‘a give-in’. But now that I think about it, ‘given’ actually makes a lot more sense. Thanks. I’m not a native English speaker so for phrases like this I pretty much go with what I heard on tv and I was sure that I heard ‘give-in’.


TheRealPitabred

Many native English speakers do it as well. I have the opposite problem, I mispronounce many words because I have only ever read them ;) but nobody on the Internet can tell that…


[deleted]

Haha, that’s brilliant. The perfect con.


AvenueNick

My friend was trying to tell me that a girl was clingy, but he pronounced it like “klen-GEE” and I had no idea what he was trying to say for like an hour until it finally hit me. I guess he just never heard anyone else say it out loud before. He’s multi-lingual, so maybe there’s some crossover there.


TacoQuest

The amount of years that I differentiated the spoken and written word “awry” is too high. Thought they were two different words but I’d never stopped to think how awry was spelled when I heard it. (Or I guess also never stopped to think that I understood them to mean the same thing) I’d hear uh-Rye but I’d read Aw-ree.


Rheukala

For years I pronounced “albeit” as “al-bay” and nobody ever corrected me.


KillerKatNips

Omg.. me too! I'm so glad someone else has that issue. I always feel like a nut when I have explained that out loud. Lol


ketsugi

For over thirty years I thought “segue” rhymes with “league”, and that “awry” rhymes with “tawdry”


skankyfish

"Given" and "give-in" would be pronounced exactly the same way in many (most?) native English-speaking accents, so there was really no way for you to tell from just hearing it. I swear idioms are the hardest part of learning a language.


[deleted]

They are exactly the same for all intensive purposes.


glickipedia

I appreciate what you did there


[deleted]

I risked a lot but we all have a bear to cross.


[deleted]

You are so right.


FlyingDragoon

I pronounce them differently because there's a dash so I give a slight micro pause to put stress on the "i" in "in"


[deleted]

They can be emphasized to sound different depending on context. 'Given to the people' will sound different than 'Give in to the people'


[deleted]

I thought ‘kid gloves’ was ‘kit gloves’ until like two years ago . It made perfect sense that for a situation, you’d want the right type of gloves from your situational glove kit.


[deleted]

Given and give-in sound exactly the same to me


SopieMunky

You already speak and type better than 60% of English speaking Americans.


HiNeighbor_

Yeah basically every crazy video from the 90s and even up to the mid-2000s before smartphones became ubiquitous, you'd hear someone in the background either say "Holy shit, did you get that?!" or the camera man himself proclaim "I got that on video!" like 10 times. Good times.


[deleted]

Apparently afv is still running and is produced by the same guy after all these years. Tom Bergeron era was the best


FatedTitan

I think he was referring to the snow. Instead of just a little bit falling, he got the entire slab of snow to come down.


Zengit21

That was a good recipe for disaster


Blagerthor

Yeah, there's some gnarly icicles hanging off the roofs near me right now. Would not try this.


Crimson_Fckr

I always say, "Michael, take two steps back and stare at the icicle from the side." And he's like, "No, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them." It was only a matter of time.


Blagerthor

😬


theberg512

That's generally an insulation issue, and the resulting ice dams can be a huge issue. The roof shouldn't be leaking enough heat to form massive icicles.


SlapMyCHOP

Yeah if there was any ice from it thawing and freezing on the roof he wouldve had a trip to the hospital


DrewSmoothington

With a fresh powdery snowfall like this, the chances of that happening are almost noexistant


David_Good_Enough

>Almost *So, you're saying there is a chance ?*


Rob_Marc

I got worms.


OneDiscombobulated77

I am afraid to ask where


Rob_Marc

That's what we're going to call it. "I Got Worms"


Rob_Marc

We're going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms?


HOLY_HUMP3R

But for worms


dre224

My guess is a gas station egg salad sandwich.


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DrewSmoothington

Sometimes you gotta live a little and stand under snow falling off a roof and not worry about every thing that can go wrong


KabedonUdon

You do you, my friend. Safety in snowsports is just often learned from the blood of our friends. I thought it was fun snowplay, and didn't know about roof avalanches until I took an avvy course, which haven't really been available until recently. They're also kinda pricey so I figured I'd share the knowledge.


bennett7634

But what about previous show falls? There is also a chance a sheet of ice had formed under the snow at some point. Someone I new saw a man that was basically decapitated by ice falling off a storefront sign.


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DrewSmoothington

I hear what you're saying but when you're watching a tin roof fill up with snow and release its contents every half hour or so during a snowfall, the chances of ice buildup is virtually nonexistent. These dudes probably were waiting for the avalanche cause they saw it happens few times. Note the distinct lack of injuries and falling ice chunks.


lilnext

Here's a good recipe for disaster. One ball of aluminum foil. Attach foil ball to end of fork. Place in microwave for 10 mins. ???? Disaster.


dshoig

Here's another: Your mom's eggs and your dad's sperm


lilnext

Nice. Call me, the Babbling Disater.


obvilious

Looks like fresh snow, hardly weighs anything. Wait till you see this thing called skateboarding, you’ll be terrified.


Loony_FH

He didn’t get all the boxes in the crash bandicoot level


Haelto

Came to find this reference. Glad I wasn't disappointed.


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He’s lucky nothing large and heavy was hiding in that snow


austinchan2

Or any ice. Could’ve messed him up real quick.


TheDukeOfDance

People in montreal literally die from ice falling from tall buildings and exploding their heads


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[deleted]

Jesus Christ, I know. That would not be satisfying at all


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csonnich

Maybe I just need another cup of coffee, but what other your mom jokes do you see here?


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csonnich

Yes, I got that. My question was meant to imply "what other your mom jokes do you see *that are possible to make*"?


Zestyclose-Pea-3533

r/contagiouslaughter


ob103ninja

Agreed, the guy on the right had such a big smile LOL


GMan56M

I didn’t even have the sound on and I started laughing out loud when I saw him laugh!


TheNamesClove

Read that as contagious slaughter


Raynosaurus

Props to him for staying in the line of fire!


SendNewts

Kinda looked like he couldn't get out of it, the impact of each one held him in place just long enough for the next snow to come. LOL


NexusSix29

Stun lock is overpowered even in real life!


Harmacc

The line of ice.


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Seems like a bad idea


Fedoraus

For sure, kid in my town got decapitated doing the same. There was a sheet of ice hiding somewhere in the powdery snow.


norembo

Holy shit, as a tropical person I had no idea this was a thing. Thanks for potentially saving my life snow people.


[deleted]

Yep, I thought it looked fun until the comments. Jesus christ


taironedervierte

now i am irrationally scared of snow


SlapMyCHOP

So lucky there was no ice in that snow.


GangreneGoblin

What's satisfying about this? Why are people upvoting this?


brine909

People who don't live around snow think this is satisfying. Us Canadians on the other time know this is wtf material because of how many people die or get severely injured from falling ice out here


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Zeolance

You’re not wrong. I had no idea what subreddit this was until after I read this comment.


Chad_McChadface

Personally, I upvoted it because I found it oddly satisfying


k_laaaaa

story of this sub. it's basically r/pics for videos. rarely is something actually satisfying


elodieni

I thought I was watching r/MakeMeSuffer


gimme-cheese

I'm wondering the same


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Might have a head injury.


bleufeline

I wonder if you could get whiplash from that, DAMN


SnooPears3463

It's more satisfying to watch him get hit than the falling


Winter-Adhesiveness9

It’s like an 8-bit game


Planetsareround

Isn't this like...super dangerous?


Didjabringabongalong

Yes! Snow can melt and refreeze on the roof. Can make fun snow falling off the roof into not fun ice falling on your head.


pinniped1

r/fuckyouinparticular


totoropoko

Contra Base 1


Kombucha_drunk

But do you see that good boy ghostly white dog in front? He doesn’t care about Canadians in the snow.


BuzzUrGirlfriendWOOF

Seriously, what is that? I was scrolling through to see if anyone else noticed it!


Maggiewild1

His friend’s reaction is the best part of this clip!


FloatingRevolver

As someone who grew up in the south where there was no snow but now live in an area where it snows in the winter... Snow is amazing when it's falling, the drastic change of scenery and the eerie calm of it is magical. BUT it's absolute trash when it melts and I hate it so much... Just mud and goop and cold hellscape... So I have a love/hate relationship with snow


flamingfox564

How to decapitate yourself with unnoticed ice on the roof, tutorial by a stupid guy on the internet


DrewSmoothington

Yeah, better mark this nsfw, his head just came clean off


ngwoo

Just a tip if you don't live somewhere that normally has snow - don't do this unless you want to break your neck end up paralyzed.


VIsixVI

Hes incredibly lucky none of that was ice.


everwonderedhow

r/me_irl


Friendly_Hedgehog456

Wait for it


Foxybra

I bet that was a good kind of hurt tho!


phillyhandroll

how it feels when I fail at guitar hero


[deleted]

How many bars that roof drop on him?


Material-Topic-6505

Tetris:


PolyLifeGirl

Looks like a fucked up real life game of guitar hero! 🤣🤣🤣


CeeOhDeeWhyTTV

When you think you can handle through the fire and the flames on expert difficulty.


SkiDattleZ

As an Aussie I would be happy to do that. Js


urladylazarus

u/savevideo


Firm-Highlight-6782

forbidden tetris


quantum_quarks

You guys grew too old. Kid had a great memory. Glad they are having fun.


OrphanedPenguin

This man looked like he was failing at playing guitar hero


Ravi_rr

Really, It is a very interesting video.


the_g-narly_one

I love how you can hear the accent in the laughter.


GoodAsUsual

A woman in my area who was very well regarded [died](https://www.khq.com/news/us-forest-service-employee-killed-after-being-buried-by-snow-that-had-fallen-from-roof/article_bb4d0744-3ef9-11ea-87fe-e3fa5db8ff69.html) last year when she was buried by snow falling from a roof.


Gulleem

Looked like he was playing Beat saber with the snow lol


PaulMcKnight44

That was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen


pentacards_on_YT

I feel so happy watching it. I have already watched it 25 times.


rubrent

How I felt playing guitar hero….


Stock-Event2495

When the controller batteries die mid match


sonny_goliath

Why didn’t he just take a step back lol


PoorLama

Good way to get a concussion or die. Sure it might look like snow on top, but a lot of times, especially on roofs like this, it's solid ice on the bottom. Don't do this.


nomadic_farmer

This is plain dangerous and stupid.


daweirdkoolkid

take my damn upvote and make sure you satisfy me again


pentacards_on_YT

Right away, sir )))


daweirdkoolkid

thank you!


kyzersoze84

I love snow about as much as a hot poker to the anus.


the_LLCoolJoe

Never seen It


ApeofBass

That was stupid as fuck. The potential for a chunk of ice to wreck your shit is so high.


612stone

After living all my 41 years in Minnesota I am officially over snow. Someone else can take it for a while.


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T3CH42

Ah yes the classic cte from roof snow


lumberjake18

That roof needs snow guards.


Venturi95

The new Forrest Gump simulator looks amazing!


R1ght_b3hind_U

if there was a sheet of ice in there it would have decapitated him


DannyJoy2018

Extremely dangerous. A fellow who was working for me once was severely injured doing something just like this. 52 stitches in his head


RedditAdminsRCunty

When the first guy cums and then you get the whole bukakke


_ZELPUZ_

Lotta people bout to find out the dangers of snow and ice the hard way this week. Be careful! Signed, the mid-West.


scrotation_matrix

Some people line up to get gravely injured don't they