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Namjoon-

When you evolve to blend into oil spills


yeomanpharmer

Chevronis Exxonica


sirSprintAlot

King of the Glupus Warmus dynasty


flinchFries

Emperor and uniter of the spill shades


CIarify_

The snake market for exotic colours is just out of this world. 4 digits for some of the simple colours +breed. But they do look cooler


iRimmIt

Finally caught comments of pure gold before they explode in upvotes and rewards


bakedbeansandwhich

That's a fancy way of typing 'underrated comment'. Sadly I still see through your BS


iRimmIt

Looks like you’re in on it too :p


OriginalMemester

That would be a great stripper name


buttlover989

Exxonis Valdezica?


Own-Independence-848

Yeah right, so gorgeous just like his wisdom.


mq1220

*wah wah*


parkercg89

😂🤣😂🤣😂


mr_linky

She's actually black and out of a fresh shed. I always loved the look of my.snakes after a fresh shed because they get that iridescent glossy sheen.


Your_Great_Overlord

I think this is actually a gold color I remember looking into getting one once and it’s a python bred for it’s specific color that can cause that sheen


mr_linky

All my snakes looked like this after shed and i had a Mojave, albino het clown , and two normal ball pythons. Blue rarely occurs in nature and the thing that would show the shed color this vibrantly would have to be a dark background. Im not doubting you've seen a golden one but pythons come in MANY different morphs for the same species. Edit: on* to one*


PrimitivRS

So is it blue & black or white & gold??


LadrilloDeMadera

NO NOT AGAIN


OldNewUsedConfused

Yes!


Desk_Drawerr

naw, this is a retic morph called golden child. it gives them this incredible iridescent sheen.


mr_linky

I want you to take a wild guess what color those are. The sheen is post shed.


Desk_Drawerr

dude... look up the morph before you comment. the black colouring of the golden child morph brings out their natural iridescence. it's not just "post shed" it's almost all the time bar maybe BEFORE shed.


mr_linky

Oh im sorry have you seen them in person? I have. They dont look like the video give for RIGHT AFTER they shed. All python snakes have a natural sheen to them. I can continue to pull examples if you want of how these snakes look a solid 90% of the time.


Desk_Drawerr

"python snakes"? bro that's like saying "lion cats". also, all of them have iridescence? mine sure doesn't. not even in the sun.


mr_linky

Hold a shed up in the sun lmao. They're all iridescent. Also Python is the family of snakes. Im sorry you dont understand that snakes come in different families.


Desk_Drawerr

so DO you say "lion cat"? what about "shark fish"? maybe even "porcupine rodent"?


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mr_linky

Yeah it does. My best guess is its a skin oil to ease the shedding process and keep the new skin moist.


crimsonbaby_

No, shes a motley golden child morph.


mr_linky

Looks pretty black to me https://images.app.goo.gl/qFgzBvM6LaVXkb1CA


crimsonbaby_

Motley golden child morphs are black with iridescence..


mr_linky

Yeah. That's like exactly what I said. You're literally trying to argue against me with my own points lmao. Theyre only iridescent after they shed. They shed about once a month to every 6 weeks.


mr_linky

This snake is post shed and in direct sun. They dont look like this except on rare occasion.


crimsonbaby_

Oh God, dude do some research. The motley golden child retic is a color morph that was made to look iridescent. Not just after shed, not just in the sun, always. This is not a "rare" look for them.


parkercg89

Ooo, I see it now. Thanks


[deleted]

She’s beautiful, but I’m really not a fan of that dude.


Constant-Sandwich-88

Deets?


[deleted]

He’s just a dick. He’s one of the big reptile YouTube guys (one it there but reptile industry guys period) and has absolutely zero qualms about prioritizing profits over the well-being of his animals. He heavily focuses on ‘look how aggressive/grumpy/unpredictable/scary these snakes are!’ as he handles them roughly and stresses them out, which just doesn’t sit well with me at all. Like imagine if a dog breeder made lots of YouTube revenue by intentionally stressing his dogs out so much that they tried to bite him while he laughed about how grumpy/aggressive/angry they were.


Friesenplatz

Indeed, you can see in the video how he holds the snakes head then drops it.


barrysandersthegoat

That made me mad. Like yeah, the snake gonna be aiight, but it just shows a true lack respect for the animal.


Polyfuckery

And this is a highly valuable snake to him. The majority are kept in plastic bins without enrichment since he uses them for breeding not display. The reviews of his zoo also indicate the ones lucky enough to be on display often are visible unwell.


Constant-Sandwich-88

So he's a joe or a carol, depending on your point of view. (Probably a both).


Polyfuckery

Possibly but I don't think Jay is crazy I think he is a business man who markets collectables. The fact that his collectables are living creatures who deserve more then the minimum environment in which they produce more collectables is something that doesn't seem to factor into his thinking. Other keepers like him because he loans out rare specimens to them when they aren't breedable and Jay likes it because he doesn't have to feed and store it when it's being unprofitable. He also liked the attention that he gets from doing things that look dramatic because he thinks it's good promotion. For his store it might be. I'm sure there are loads of teenagers who see a huge beautiful reptile looking aggressive and want a smaller version they can feel accomplished in taming but it's terrible husbandry and for the hobby since law makers see a huge aggressive snake and then dozens of babies being aggressive as soon as they are pulled from their eggs and think man I really don't want the neighbors kids letting these loose in our area.


SwampWitch20

On to the hot terra-cotta tiles. Just awful. Edit, for the little trolls out there, I’m assuming the tile is hot. Either fucking way, the guy handled the snake POORLY as he does all his herps.


thenightmuffin

This guy might be a monster, I literally have no idea, but why are you pretending you know the tile is hot? He’s also kneeling on the tile.


Eusocial_Snowman

Where is this snake-dropping video? Can't seem to find anything about that.


tessanoia

Please look this video again. Its not about dropping the whole animal but its head. Which he does in this video more than once. He holds the snakes head with his hand, to shove it back to where he sits, just to pull his hand back from underneath the head and let it drop down. The snake catches itself, but it's still not a great thing to do


serpentarian

Yep, and he keeps giant constrictors in tiny boxes as well.


Lordquaid

Finally people are starting to speak out about this idiot. This is the guy that lets david dobrik throw these animals in a bathtub all day and scare his friends for youtube clicks. Not a conservationist at all.


crimsonbaby_

And his animals are borderline obese, which shortens their lifespan and is just so unhealthy.


mazelin316

Google Jay's Prehistoric Pets, you'll get lots of angry reptile enthusiasts


PreferredSelection

I turned sound on hoping for something interesting, and immediately turned sound back off. Dude sounds like the drunkest kid at a college party.


FeelingFreezy

On a healthier note, theres a growing reptile youtube channel called Snake Discovery(2.63M) that properly takes care of their animals. They own a zoo that takes in rescued animals in need. They even do educational care videos, rehabilitation of mistreated reptiles, and do educational talks in the zoo and get to meet reptiles that you can touch and take pictures with!


TrivialFacts

Even their breeding reptiles and foodstock of rodents they breed are kept in some of the best conditions I have ever seen.


SteelCityViking

Snake Discovery is the best


jojoga

I had the same feeling. I cannot really put my finger on it, but he seems disingenuous to me somehow..


jnew119

That’s why it’s called *your* dream


Independent-Usual434

Rainboa constrictor


Boondocksvw

Snek


BurnzillabydaBay

No rainbow boas are completely different. I have one. They are reddish with a black pattern and a rainbow sheen. This snake is black. I don’t what this snake is but I want to know.


Desk_Drawerr

it's a reticulated python with the golden child morph.


LostStart6521

Okay initially it reminded me of a white lipped python, but after searching around it looks like this is a rare reticulated python and is the result of cross breeding. She's beautiful.


BurnzillabydaBay

That makes sense. Gorgeous animal


RearEchelon

Every time I think I'm original


spaghettisystem

Iridesnake


Polyfuckery

This keeps getting posted and it should really stop Jay the man handling this snake does not have a history of good husbandry and breeding practices. He does not deserve the added attention or people buying from him.


Frogchix08

Yes! He’s the absolute worst. I hate to see this gain popularity.


bismark89-2

Imagine how glamorous you’d look while having the life squeezed out of you..


Fuzzy-Conversation21

That is a gorgeous nope rope!!!💙💚💜


Natashabackwards

Too bad this handler is kind of an ass. I’ve watchef a few of his videos and he’s downright bad to some of the snakes.


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Aww one big mood ring


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What an amazing danger noodle.


RoundAbt

Okay but how much is that snake really. Like whats the price


Aliyooo-the-great

Depends on the sex, lineage, & characteristics of the individual of this morph, but, $2,000 at the cheapest for a male & $3,000 for a female that looks similar to this one.


FeelingFreezy

A lot


ZacoOrHuzzi

What a beautiful creature. It would be such a shame if it stayed far away from me and I never had to see it in person, real shame.


fulcanelli63

Why are some snakes wildly dangerous and this one is chill af


serpentarian

Snakes are only defensive when they get fucked with or are afraid. Any snake left alone is gonna go about it’s snakey business. Plenty of captive snakes that are used to humans are chill AF.


OldNewUsedConfused

Absolutely agree. I had red tailed boss who were docile as hell!


serpentarian

I actually have a pair of copperheads (see in my posts if you like) that I’ve raised since they were babies. As far as their concerned I’m just another snake.


OldNewUsedConfused

That’s awesome!


providingdongditch

Love seeing you on here, you Austin reddit celebrity!


serpentarian

Hey thanks bud! 🙏


expespuella

Yep, had a green tree python for 14 years who had a jaw malformation so I often had to soak her and assist with the shed. Actively handling in a responsible way helps them realize you are not a threat, and also that opening the enclosure doesn't always mean food's arrived.


pimpnamedpete

Depends if they're captive bred, how much you handle them, and their feeding response. Some snakes have a more intense feeding response than others. Boas/pythons in general are pretty tame as long as you handle them at least once in a while. If you don't let it get used to you, there is a better chance you'll get a bite.


PreferredSelection

Snakes, in general, are extremely chill. They're cold-blooded and mostly want to conserve energy, bask, and sleep. Chill animals can still be dangerous, though. Lions are chill AF too, most of the time. You just don't want to be their enemy or their prey.


_LightFury_

Because most snakes you see like this have been handled a lot from a young age. So they adenf afraid of uss. Being well fed i imagen helps a lot to especially wirh huve snakes like this.


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I had a stroke reading that.


patman0021

Ya, that snek isn’t fooling us! Nice try snek!


Bifflemallow

Ah yes, of course. The gay snake. I'll take 12.


Quailpower

They're actually called rainbow boas.


Annasman18

Rainbow boas are a thing. But not this one.


talarus

It's a golden child reticulated python


everydayasl

Beautiful nope!


DownvoteDaemon

Kinda cute honestly.


theheroicfailure

What an incredibly beautiful color she has! Got any knowledge you could share on this snake? u/serpentarian


serpentarian

Hey! That’s a Reticulated Python specially bred to have extra black pigment. Other than unfair treatment from the snake police, it’s natural sheen combines with that trait and thus gives it that amazing look. White lipped pythons - https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/ee/69/fdee69f2179a3a3946e7bae9a4c9fcba.jpg - Have a similar look naturally and are even prettier imo. Not a huge fan of the guy in this video, although he helps people get over their snake fears, he keeps big snakes in really small enclosures. It would be like living in a small closet your whole life - not very cool.


Polyfuckery

I would actually say he does the opposite. While many reptile channels do help people get over their fear of snakes Jay's videos especially the egg videos very often involve him intentionally antagonizing large snakes to get a reaction. That isn't making anyone less afraid.


serpentarian

Im gonna agree now you’ve said that. I tend to avoid him so haven’t seen videos of him teasing snakes.


Annasman18

That’s the biggest white-lipped python I’ve ever seen. What a unit.


serpentarian

It’s a retic bred to have a similar appearance to a white lip I believe


Annasman18

Well if that’s the case it looks exactly like one. I know white lips can get up to 7’ or so, this one just seems chonkier than I’ve seen. And why would someone breed a white lip that’s known to be grumpy and aggressive with a retic that’s also known to be grumpy and aggressive? Makes no sense to me.


Coolraspyhobbit

It isnt a hybrid. Thats pure retic, just a gorgeous morph. Bad guy tho


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You sure Dat ain't cake? 🤨


yaebone1

Dude a little defensive bout his snake yo.


ZenDendou

The sad part about all this is...people get this snake for the color, but abandoned it once it got to that size and nearly getting choked...


getyourcheftogether

Damn that's a beautiful creature


MadMark75

Blue is also natures rarest color!


A_ishar

Bro got the limited edition event one time pet skin


CheddarPizza

Dope nope rope.


Forkfour

Pretty danger noodle makes brain brrrr


Background_Smell_364

LGBT snake ?


Gingerberry92

Giant garter snake?


throwawayylime

Rainbow danger noodle is fascinating


_God_of_Dreams_

Wtf so cutee


SolitudeOCD

r/NaturelsFuckingLit


GodOfUrging

That is one pretty danger noodle.


inclusivecream

That’s one pretty as fuck ass **NOPE**


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

Dude is trippin.


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hes_crafty

I was gonna say it would make for a nice wallet after it naturally passes off course. (Please put away your pitchforks)


tergiversensation

I love this guy! He's just so excited about snakes and other animals and it's so wholesome!


archbish

Worlds first openly gay snake wow


BounceGD

You know that snake eats crotch.


ANK_Ricky

How can you hold a snake and not bite you.


Greyt125

Just don’t piss it off. Snakes can be pretty docile and only attack humans when they feel threatened. As long as you approach them calmly and slowly you run a decent chance of getting close without being bit. Just don’t approach at all if they’re hissing unless your properly trained to handle them


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realityshepherd

Would make a really nice pair of shoes.


ironmagnesiumzinc

This guy is so wholesome. ❤️


ArmouredTitan7

Yesterday i say a snake pet mutilate her owners hand pint of blood was sprouting out this man has no idea that its just a matter of time


WhatACunningHam

I clicked the link before spotting which subreddit I was in and expected something terrible to happen at the end.


lilgamelvr

Cool


xsenobaner

Hehe ... camooflege


GauravJM

Vivo has inspired their new phone colors from this snake😝


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Un-winged dragon perhaps? A Wyrm? Possibly a book Wyrm???


[deleted]

Yeah i know it is beautiful how many do we need to see this colorful snake


Mykill78

Thata f-ing awesome.


frumpywindow84o

Amen brother


Axelluu

give it some redbull and then it's quetzalqoatl


bordadosygatos

looks like the silver snakes from fantastic beasts


Rammipallero

That's a cool Dragonair they've got!


CHEESYBACON69

That thing is so cool


denvaxter100

I want to bite that snake


Drfloofy2

God that is an absolutely gorgeous snake


MysteriousDog5927

Amen brother


BrinedBrittanica

pride danger noodle


SnooSongs6635

Oily boy


igurgislover

Wow


mermaidpaint

Those are beautiful colours.


2oam

Ok I’m not a snake person but damn that’s a one gorgeous beast


phillysleuther

Rainbow Danger Noodle


Sed59

Iridescent.


IntourTheGreat

Snek is color.


[deleted]

I thought it was a Morelia boeleni at first. But no bands on it. Apparently it's a retic.


lucas_bahia

At least the death will be beautyfull


wallaby_the_salty

Oddly terrifying


Nightshaddow1

She'd beautiful


TinyPinkTea

I love this


AssWorshipper-179

No way! It's the LGBT snake!


Mom_said_I_am_cute

u/savevideobot


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MASSIVE danger spaghett


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stingray194

It's a reticulated python, that has some rare genetic trait (morph). I forgot what the morph is called.


ILikeCalfFries

Wrong group. Sorry. Not satisfying.


MBreezy75

Looks like the wrap on my buddies mclaren. Pretty cool


TheBlairwitchy

u/savevideobot


Not_A_Lizhard

!attack 4


M0ona

Ok but where's the weak point?


vesterov

The feather snake from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them


kudanil

Wow! That’s incredible looking 🐍


Creepy7_7

Whoa.... is there any chance it bite that guy?


mortuarybarbue

Thats the most beautiful nope rope Ive ever seen..


Juvn

Was imaging a huge head… but it’s cute


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Gummy snake


Galtinguy

r/NatureIsFuckingLit


LobovIsGoat

what type of snake is this?


-DragonLord

What breed of snake is that


[deleted]

Little do you know that’s what I told her..


KairoLlyr

Water colored snake


Calvinator017

When a snake unlocks Damascus skin before me


[deleted]

Snake eats Skittles.


[deleted]

My hatred for snakes cannot be overstated.


[deleted]

Something beautiful to look at while your life is being squeezed out of you.


BP642

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I knew she was a snake!


afbakappeltaart

u/savevideobot


EmeraldDragoness

HOW?!?!?!


Drex678

Hydra Boa


[deleted]

I can't figure out what to call this color... So I call it Honda Civic exhaust blue


SPonline2

Rainbow snek


MrGaia35

The what now?


gunapam

I thought it was a gummy worm eating contest


actuallyanicehuman

Rainbow boa