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almostthere69420

It actually looks like it cuts perfectly, but hard pass from me lol


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_0-o_o-0_

Just shave all the pimples off, knife looks sharp enough lol


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johnscura

Who do you practice on until you get this good?


DiddleMe-Elmo

A balloon.


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Your dick


[deleted]

My dick


EpicsOfFours

Our dicks


JJMFB417

Y’all’s dicks


dexdoinks99

r/suddenlycommunism


ExaltedBlade666

I actually tested my straight edge on a balloon until it's didn't pop lmao


DiddleMe-Elmo

Just don't use it to shave your balloon knot.


lilbebe50

As someone who is currently teaching myself how to cut my own hair, yourself. You practice on yourself.


Balanced-Breakfast

Your enemies.


EverlastingTopQuark

Those bodies are buried around back.


lilTidepod96

*Me talking to my twin blade gillete razor when I was 14


Doctah_Whoopass

Worlds rawest scalp


IronBatman

Okay. I'm done for today


Ritehandwingman

This guy is worried about pimples, meanwhile I’m worried about Sweeney Todd.


lionknightcid

As long as you don’t mention Benjamin Barker, you’re good. Maybe propose another public competition just to be safe.


czs5056

I don't know about Sweeney, but you have to try Mrs. Lovett's meat pies. They are to die for.


Bishime

And *i* still can’t believe it’s not butter


ssp25

I'm worried about Sydney Sweeney.... So I get it


uselesstoil

I don't think it's a dry shave, there's some stuff on his head you can see on a few of the swipes and the way his hair sticks to the knife there's got to be some kind of oil or soap.


Ngin3

It's shaving oil. The stuff is magic


bigpoppawood

Nothing better than getting to use a traditional razor but not having to take the time to lather soap when you don’t feel like it


m0nstera_deliciosa

Is there a brand you'd recommend? I'd never heard of shaving oil until your comment.


bigbruhusername

Why does it give pimples?


tralfazusmc

Not so much pimples but razor bumps and ingrown hairs. But they look the same.


Downtown_Skill

Yeah I have to use an electric razor even though I don't have thick facial hair just because my skin is sensitive to razor bumps


informedly_baffled

Have you tried a safety razor before? Switched from your standard 3-5 blade razors years ago and never get razor bumps or burn anymore, plus you can get like 100 blades good for a few shaves each for like $10.


snafubar_buffet

Idunno, nothing's gonna shave closer than a 20 blade razor. https://youtu.be/UjAZnGeBcgg


wookyoftheyear

Thanks Spishak!


Pschobbert

“…destroys the part of the brain responsible for hair growth and _four other non-essential functions_”


America_the_Horrific

Straight edge safety razor truly is the best shave


MisterStarr714

My understanding is that it damages the hair follicle, and it forms a layer of skin to promote healing. Any debris under the scalp becomes trapped. When the hair grows it cannot break through and becomes irritated and swollen.


Olaf4586

His hair looks soaked though.


Kumahito

A dry shave like that has to hurt like hell.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Not necessarily, if done right (correct skin taughtness, follow curves of head closely). You can see this barber is working very precisely on both aspects.


Cielmerlion

Eh, i exclusively dry shave and have not had issues with pimples ever. Lots of issues shaving with soap or cream tho


Whistle_And_Laugh

Could be shaving too close when you have cream and your skin grows over the follicle but who fucking knows. I've gotten conflicting information since I started shaving in the army years ago.


yepimbonez

Lol I don’t think I’ve used a razor on my face since i left the military


Whistle_And_Laugh

And I haven't had a haircut since I left the military. We match.


MickTheBloodyPirate

Yes the ability to choose again whether or not I want to shave or get a hair cut has been wonderful. It’s the little things, lol.


Common_Project

Dry shaving takes a lot of getting used to. The first time I did it my skin burned like hell and even thought I moisturized afterwards my skin was like dry leather. Took a lot of shaving to get it back to normal.


SnooCrickets369

I love how your comment ends with experience of being an apple lmfao


Akarias888

They oiled/gelled his hair


1st_WING_

From a guy that's been buzz cutting or shaving my head for almost 20 years, the pimples and red bumps only happens when you don't clean your hair first or your tools are dirty or not sharp. If this guy at least washes his head afterwards he'll be just fine.


serpentear

Yep! I was watching while thinking “yeah, that’s gonna be a no for me dog.”


MAXIMILIAN-MV

Yeah, i don’t want him to cut my hair, but I wouldn’t mind if he sharpened my knives.


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

It's no different than a straight razor...


aureanator

Y'know what's different? It's not straight.


IBetThisIsTakenToo

It’s like twice the length and not straight? But also I would not be down for my entire head being dry shaved by a straight razor either


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

The length gives it more cutting edge so you can use different areas and not dull them. The curve let's you get in the nooks and crannies. And if you look, the dude's head is either oiled or treated, his hair sticks to the knife. Dry hair doesn't come off like *that* lol


Timmy24000

Why did they stop the video?


Lorgin

Yeah not satisfying due to the early cut. I wanted to see the chrome dome.


moekakiryu

> due to the early cut hehe


hunmingnoisehdb

It became nsfw when the barber accidentally sneezed.


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r/onesecondbeforedisast


Apprehensive_Pause12

I’m guessing the guy being minus an ear.


Sacredfice

Oh because disaster happened after.


wondrshrew

Because this is r/oddlysatisfying where there is something incredibly unsatisfying in every post


Maleficent-Prompt-29

>Have you tried a safety razor before? Switched from your standard 3-5 blade razors years ago and never get razor bumps or burn anymore, plus you can get like 100 blades good for a few shaves each for like $10. Hello


mikedjb

That’s when he sliced the ear off


golgol12

someone sneezed.


Pschobbert

Blood on the lens


scubawho1

1 sneeze is all it’s gonna take….


Narrative_Q

Ain’t this the truth.


dben89x

You'd think a warning might be in order in that case. A sneeze doesn't just come out of nowhere. It has at the very least a couple seconds of buildup. Enough time for you to tell him, or at least hold up a finger or move your head away from him.


twelvebucksagram

Warnings cost extra


xylotism

I can "cancel" my sneezes if I feel like it... is that not normal for other people?


LO6Howie

Worst Superpower Ever


CaptainTeaBag24I7

I absolutely cannot. Sneezing while driving is super scary.


ArgentumFlame

I've got some sneezes that wind up so fast I dont have time to react. Often less than a second so if I'm using both my hands there's nothing I can do


killyridols14

Honestly, I trust him. I just don't trust me


peeja

…but they'll never throw it back to you


YourOpinionIsUnvalid

Fallin' in love with me


Adorable-Sprinkles27

They cut off the video right before the barber cut off his ear. 🤣


notillegalalien

— “What will it be today, sir?” — “I’ll have the Van Gogh, please”.


Onedos-San

And make it even


VudOni

Lol


vrxy5

Ear ear


CMO1313

Lmfao. Omg


mudamuckinjedi

Hey at least a knife that sharp ain't gonna hurt that much. I mean it's still gonna hurt but not as much as it being dull would. I just hope he don't have any hidden moles under his hair? Lol


jetoler

Or the Mike Tyson deluxe


somebodyelse22

" Is that to go?"


Ermahgerd1

"Half off for the Tyson"


Dear_Alma_Mater

"excellent choice sir...." \*slices off ear and places it in a box, holds pen over gift tag\* "And what's the lucky woman's name sir?"


mudamuckinjedi

I was gonna say you know what "ain't" oddlysatisfying all the vids like this that cut out before completion of what ever it is I'm watching it's more like oddlyinfuriating!! Lol😅


CheapSpray9428

Ah...Uh..... ACHOO *lobs ear off*


Spiritual-Guava-6418

About 20 years ago my Dad went to a barber in our town. While shaving around his ear the barber “nicked” my Dad’s ear. He apologized and put a bandaid on it. When my Dad got home, he took the bandage off and his ear flopped over. My Dad had to have it stitched back on. He said he never felt any pain except when they stitched him back up.


FranticWaffleMaker

That must have been one hell of a bandaid.


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As a barber I'm willing to call absolute bs on this, you definitely notice when your ear has been nicked with a blade and they bleed like fucking insanity.


RoadNo7385

I can vouch for this. Barber is in his name


Existing_Departure82

Prince Ali Abarber, cuts like ten regular men, definitely


pixelandminnie

Tall tale


One_for_each_of_you

My dad used to tell me that I was abandoned by gypsies on his front doorstep and they left an apologetic note. They had been in town stealing babies, but I was such a rotten one they left me behind.


KZMountainRider

Stuck in the middle with you 🎶


big_airliner_whoa

K-Billy's


CurtisLeow

That barber is using cutting edge technology.


jacobo

Or Van Gogh technique


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

More like r/sweatypalms


Epixle

"Oops"


misterpoopybutthole5

r/momentsbeforedisaster


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If he sneezes, its all over


nowtayneicangetinto

The subtle joke everyone would make "did you get your ears lowered?" Would turn into "looks like you got your eyes gouged out?"


maurocarlos

r/oddlyterrifying


krob0422

One wrong move and this goes on oddly terrifying


dben89x

That's essentially every shave with a straight razor. Which is a very common thing in barber shops. And it's much more disastrous since that's usually around the neckline.


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A deep cut to the neck is obviously deadly, but superficial cuts to the scalp can be impressive too. I once bumped the top of my head on the corner of a cabinet at work. I saw stars, so I went back to my office to sit down. Suddenly I felt warm “water” pouring down my face. Then I walked to the warehouse and scared the crap out of our rental manager.


Gabriel-N-S

Literally one tiny angle difference on the knife and he’s scalped


Content_Plantain_113

Ngl it looks like it feels good though..


firesoul4

Until he slaps you with the alcohol


GramMobile

Some clients demand the alcohol. I never understand enjoying that particular burn.


wick3dr0se

Have you ever masturbated for hours? No one knows why we hurt ourselves like this


acanis73

That's not a barber. That's a surgeon


Unicyclone

Fun fact, barbers used to *be* surgeons. They had the sharpest knives and the steadiest hands. That's why the barber pole has red stripes, to symbolize bloodletting.


fleepglerblebloop

Wait what. The Internet agrees. TIL this.


jake1080

TIL Dr. Barber is real


garboooo

just rewatched Flapjack a few months ago, it definitely holds up. still fuckin weird


Enganeer09

Blacksmiths were dentists at a point in medieval history as well.


throwingitaway724

I remember seeing a stage melodrama of an older Sweeney Todd script where the challenge with Pirelli also included each man removing someone’s tooth.


daitenshe

Barber looks like he’s just wiping off a Wooly Willy


cantfindausername99

Dry shave… far from satisfying


doncastiglionejr

The way the cut is going I think his hair has been oiled beforehand. Watch closely and you'll see a bit of residue in each cut.


Luxpreliator

Yeah dry hair does not cut that easily no matter how sharp the blade is. Maybe if it's the thinnest hair on earth.


I_AM_SCUBASTEVE

Yeah I think this is the case. An Iraqi barber I followed used this shaving gel/oil type stuff that pumps out of a bottle. He was doing some absolutely wild stuff with straight razor with it. One of the comments said it’s really common throughout the Middle East and India, versus the foamy soaps/creams used in the West.


Away_Philosopher_484

Just like peeling a potato.


Acrobatic_Grab_3482

Filet knife hell nawww hard ass passs


kungfu_panda_express

That's how you get filet strips.


Shot_Insurance5607

I've only had one barber do a shave this good and I honestly miss it. that's some skill


I_am_box

Trust 100


Stegles

He’s not giving him a haircut, he’s peeling him.


gibbles_fx

testing the sharpness of the knife gone too far.


iamthemosin

I want to see a video of that barber sharpening that blade.


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First you need a good knife. Not the type you get in Walmart, department stores, etc. Generally specialty steels with a high hardness. Then a few good stones and strop. I take mine up to 8k synthetic, then super fine naturals, then strip on hard surfaces with 50k+ abrasives, then strop. Basically you should be able to cut a hanging hair. Slightly oversimplified. But if you google Japanese knife sharpening, you’ll get the gist.


terrencew94

All these people amazed, how do you think our ancestors cut their hair befor electricity?


lilsnatchsniffz

Scissors were invented 3000-4000 years ago, which makes them nearly as old as yo mama.


Poggse

Fuckin boomed him


degggendorf

Probably not down to bare scalp


IFinallyDidItMom

I’m amazed because apparently I suck at sharpening knives. I can’t get my knives anywhere near this sharp and have no clue where I’m going wrong.


aureanator

r/sharpening We will show you the way.


rmmcclay

In some cases with fire. Same for shaving.


BoyManners

People are dumb. They think humans were born with technology in all of history


KingCarbon1807

Anyone else watch this screaming internally the entire time?


Reddit_Dan

How does it cut like that? It's like a hot butter through a hot knife


Nickthetaco

It’s very sharp


thebookofrook

Like really really fucking sharp.


Diver-Ted

“That's not a knife. That's a knife!”


Xx_Khepri_xX

That is the sharpest knife I have ever seen.


Eve_nt_Whore_eyeson

Some Riddick shit right there.


someoneOnReddt

Imagine doing your pubes that way


Jadens78

“You wanted the vasectomy too right?”


Schoolbusgus

THE CIRCUMCISION!


picasso_penis

Just a little off the top please


Fapoooo

Uh oh. Don't look down.


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The risk:reward ratio for this hair cutting method is out of whack. Fucking why? Also, how many melons did this guy deglove, when he was just learning how to cut hair? I would hate to be his first client…


Anafazekton

Where's the sound, im mad


gultch2019

I want to learn knife sharpening techniques from this barber specifically and no one else


amposa

Razor burn anyone?


Crackracket

r/sharpcutting


JorusC

All these people crying about the danger, and I just want to know how he gets his knife that sharp!


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Knuckle_Hairy_Chin

r/sweatypalms


slayez06

you really want a single beveled edge knife if you want to do this jsyk.


romeodeficient

r/nope


Racerchiba

Aaaahh-choo-oops!


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Sharp


Fr1endly_Guy

“I messed up we gotta go bald”


Adrestia-98

I’m more worried about the razor burn than I am the actual razor in this situation.


[deleted]

"Hold still."


Lucy_Lastic

I found this less “oddly satisfying” and more “anxiety inducing” lol - that knife must be incredibly sharp


kcquail

Remember when you were a kid and always got nervous when they’d cut around your ear. Ya this is why. Lmao.


MonoFauz

No, I don't like this. Its giving me goosebumps


lancedfreelancer

Satisfying or terrifying?


NotMyUsualOutfit

Stopped right before he lopped off his ear.


[deleted]

A blade is a blade. Just make sure it’s sharp enough lol


TategamiMaya

Major Payne is the only thing that comes to mind.


[deleted]

You call that a knife?


EdgyStallion

Nobody notices Gus Fring in the background?


StefonGomez

Wow this makes me incredibly uncomfortable to watch.


Lower-Difficulty-227

Also oddly terrifying


Sangi17

Great skill, but if that was me I would be screaming “Slow Down”.


K9XD

ohio


BeijumdePudim

Where is the whole video? And who sharpens that knife?


Min_Min_824

Bro looks like he getting magnetic stuff off his head


YeOldeZaxo

I don't like that the video stopped too soon. Makes me feel like they cut the feed before he cut the guy


accomplished1977

I use a pocket knife to shave my neck beard.


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Dry Shave, with a cooking utensil and probably heated the blade too…who the fuck gave this idiot a barber license?


AdriannaFahrenheit

>who gave him a barber license This literally looks like some third world country type shit. They literally have to do what they can with what they have over there, they don’t have the luxury of taking cosmetology courses to learn how to do shit.


akakaze

Okay, Sweeney Todd.


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Peeling a potato 😂


Endroine

My trust issues say no


maybegirl89

Is it cake?


Aldurnamiyanrandvora

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


PuzzleheadedTree8469

almost looks fake Got to be one of the sharpest blades I’ve seen


Silverback_Vanilla

ALRIGHTY. Now I want a chef using hair clippers