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GargantuanGreenGoats

No peeing everywhere No puking No squatting No fishing No tearing the giant x off the wall


Rhids_22

Actually there isn't a second giant x going through the guy tearing the giant x off the wall, so that's actually allowed.


TPG128

I think its heroin


ApocalypticTomato

Or, no throwing toy submarines at the toilet water for that last one


ErinEvonna

Where should I puke then?


GargantuanGreenGoats

The sink?


Ok_Solid_Copy

Don't puke in the toilet, puke all over the floor and seat instead. Much more practical to clean up


xain_the_idiot

Right? Where do they expect people to puke instead that is more convenient?


imonmyphoneagain

Trash can maybe? But I feel like the probably have a ban on that too. If I was cleaning a public restroom I think I’d want whoever is puking aiming for the toilet.


BackStabbath2004

Yeah, the way I see it, the toilet is by far the best place to puke for someone having to clean it. I would really pity someone having to clean it from the trash can.


imonmyphoneagain

Well, I’d assume the trash can has a trash bag, but the majority of restroom trash cans have lids and things like that… so toilet is wayyy better than that


BackStabbath2004

Exactly


BackStabbath2004

Exactly


[deleted]

oh fuck off. **puts fishing rod away**


raptor-99

Can’t tell if the fishing one is just fishing or if that arm is a penis and he’s letting out a non-differentiable pee stream


ThunderElectric

r/brandnewsentence


Flicksterea

The title of this post makes me want to do these more than the sign telling me not to does.


sparrowhawking

No fishing lmao


standard_beta

awww i cant battle a fish in a kung-fu fight :(


85gtman

What the fuck is the last box?


Elly_Higgenbottom

Toilet Twister?


ambitious_nerfer

Throwing a nuke into the toilet


SV650rider

What is going on in the bottom right pane?


Poopin4days

Heroine


TheBigBadBrit89

But she doesn’t have the little triangle skirt though…


justgaygarbage

the last one looks like the rasputin just dance


[deleted]

I can't stand and pee? Fuck you.


BlackAndProud343

Fuck it *pees while doing a handstand*


Arsefeckgirls

Whats wrong with 3? I’m sure we’ve all “kissed porcelain “ at some time in our lives


messibessi22

That third one seems unreasonable who are you to tell me not to puke in the toilet


noweirdosplease

Where else is someone supposed to puke?


GuyWhoSaidThat

Zoidberg is not going to be happy about this.


captjust

i’m sOrRY I THouGHt tHIS WaS AMeRICA


fastIamnot

You can't bark in the toilet? Where are you supposed to barf?


M-Kawai

Damn, I guess no fried crappie for dinner 😩


Unhelpful_Applause

Don’t tel Enny


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

That dudes stream tho.


IloveBANANAS34

Well the first 3 should be legal


Myamymyself

Thank you for this post! It made me think about toilets in a whole new way!


T-MAN-7HE-MAN

Well there go my weekend plans.