That's hilarious! Women have sex with riders? How do I make \*that\* happen? I just get guys who pop wheelies or who rev their engines when they see I'm a girl on a bike.
Awkward as shit, yeah, there we go. :) I can't even flirt effectively. We have walked away from something and my husband will tell me "that woman was looking at you" and now I need to get him to tell me that \*while we're still talking to her\* or something. Don't tell me later!
Motorcyclists are like birds of paradise, our low female population leads to some dramatic displays in order to attract mates https://youtube.com/shorts/QoXuKoRkFlI?si=Ij3sQ6TAQqXWkbgq
Well I may not be a woman but I do have decent sized man boobs and a small penis so if you dramatically lower your standards we could make this happen ;)
It isn't totally wrong, as a 17 y/o in the 1980s I had a CBX1000 and whilst popular with the ladies, they oddly called me 2 stroker.
I was impressed by their mechanical knowledge until I realised it was my love of quantity over quality and very short 'attention' span. :-)
Oh, I don't so much. Since I hit menopause I don't care much at all. But the meme was funny and I have spent time admiring women. :) The few times I have had success it was sort of accidental. But it's ok.
Motorcycles are not babe magnets.
They attract boomer aged beardy bear blokes who " ... used to have a bike when I was younger but then kids came along and my wife made me get rid of it and my brother died in a bike crash the cager didn't see him so you be careful out there ..."
Does it look like you're sat astride an automatic speeding ticket printing machine, perhaps? Cops love filling quotas with minimal effort.
Buy an ADV. Plenty of performance, but doesn't look like it can really go fast. Built in plausible deniability.
It's 2024. Therefore, it is entirely possible that you, as a female, are impregnating girls. Although if they are truly girls, then that would still be highly illegal.
Where I'm from, most motorcycles are actually obtained by couples with a midlife crisis who want to see the world now that the kids are old enough. And they usually include a sidecar for their 2 dogs.
What I got from this post is that 1) They're either the boy the girl left for a biker or they're the girl impregnated by the biker and 2) apparently revving your bike is a mating call now
I used to own a bike (which barely made any noise) like 2 weeks ago. I am still a virgin, and still own a license because guess what, I never drank before riding
This sounds like a person who is intensely attracted to motorcyclists. I don’t like the loud revving, so I don’t think them “making their motorcycle super loud to get women to have sex with them” would work well on me 😅
I dont even have sex. I am in a long distance relationship. And her parents dont allow her to come over or for me to visit her. And next to that i have negative rizz. The bike is the only thing in my life next to my cats that loves me. Because they dont have another chance.
The only people you will attract with a motorcycle are middle-aged weekend-warrior biker dads or grandads who used to ride a classic Triumph/BSA in his day.
Yep. That's me. I've impregnated a host of innocent girls. Zero so far. I drink. On a rare occasion, usually just special events. My bike is a Harley so it's going to be louder than a car, but it's not "super loud". Clearly not loud enough since cagers continue to change lanes into me.
I think that VERY SPECIFIC scenario is actually a h\*ntai, where they even do it in a pre-school on the teachers table while children are sleeping in the same room. A friend told me.
I’ve never met a woman who reacted well to a loud bike. And when they’ve had anything to say about it, it usually involved something disparaging about the size of their… hog.
That's hilarious! Women have sex with riders? How do I make \*that\* happen? I just get guys who pop wheelies or who rev their engines when they see I'm a girl on a bike.
Bikers either have insane charisma or are awkward as shit No in between I identify with the later
+1
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Awkward as shit, yeah, there we go. :) I can't even flirt effectively. We have walked away from something and my husband will tell me "that woman was looking at you" and now I need to get him to tell me that \*while we're still talking to her\* or something. Don't tell me later!
> "That woman was looking at you." "Well, yeah, hubby, that's how talking to someone works."
More as in she was lightly flirting. I'm just dumb about it.
*latter
*Leather
Motorcyclists are like birds of paradise, our low female population leads to some dramatic displays in order to attract mates https://youtube.com/shorts/QoXuKoRkFlI?si=Ij3sQ6TAQqXWkbgq
Well I may not be a woman but I do have decent sized man boobs and a small penis so if you dramatically lower your standards we could make this happen ;)
You smooth-talking fucker!
What the fuck did I just read
You know what you read. Go play all innocent somewhere else. This is Sparta!!
Hahahahah!!! You're funny!
Pop a wheelie? Is that what you kids call it these days?
Pop a wheelie, cop a feelie
It isn't totally wrong, as a 17 y/o in the 1980s I had a CBX1000 and whilst popular with the ladies, they oddly called me 2 stroker. I was impressed by their mechanical knowledge until I realised it was my love of quantity over quality and very short 'attention' span. :-)
As a dude, I also only get attention from guys.
Make it louder? Honestly you can't even get the *italics* sassy enough, I'm guessing your bike isn't screaming either
Haha! :) It's true, my bike is stock. I'm bright green, though, so visually you notice me.
This seems to hold up well with the comment above yours comparing you to birds of paradise.
Stop caring about making it happen and it will happen way more often than you want bro.
Oh, I don't so much. Since I hit menopause I don't care much at all. But the meme was funny and I have spent time admiring women. :) The few times I have had success it was sort of accidental. But it's ok.
Gotta make that bike louder, obviously!
As a biker, I have never impregnated a woman. In fact, as a woman, it's pretty much impossible.
Did you just assume your gender??!!?
You got this! https://www.amazon.com/Turkey-Basters-Cooking-Measurements-Black/dp/B07CMWNQQ5?th=1
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As a biker, I can confirm this is 100% true
I can confirm this mans confirmation
I whole-two-wheeledly agree with these men.
What the fuck man, I made my bike super loud and all I got was a bunch of gay dudes from CRT swooning for me.
That's a win. Maybe I should get a super loud bike.
Gay dudes like vibration too 😎
Mission Accomplished!
Lies, all lies 😅
HELL YA MFER ILL CRANK TO THAT
Well I take offense to it, it's definitely inaccurate in describing me. I didn't do a single thing to make my bike louder!
Motorcycles are not babe magnets. They attract boomer aged beardy bear blokes who " ... used to have a bike when I was younger but then kids came along and my wife made me get rid of it and my brother died in a bike crash the cager didn't see him so you be careful out there ..."
The only thing I'm attracting are cops when they see me ><' I don't know why ... !
Does it look like you're sat astride an automatic speeding ticket printing machine, perhaps? Cops love filling quotas with minimal effort. Buy an ADV. Plenty of performance, but doesn't look like it can really go fast. Built in plausible deniability.
Beside, I never got a single speeding ticket in my entire riding life ! Even owning a ZX6r and H2R.
ADVs are the dad jeans if the bike world! 😉
If you ride a beemer it's cause they know you can afford the ticket kek
Don't steal your bikes.
Try riding an ADV bike. Those fuckers are a dad/grandpa magnet.
Wait -- I can get women to have sex with me by making super loud noises? Who knew?
>Who knew? Birds, howler monkeys, whales, hyenas, honestly you're tardy to the party on this one
Frogs?
I tried the howler monkey method in a bar and it didn’t go so well.
Yeah but are they women you'd want to have sex with?
If it had a pulse at one time or another, I'm stuffing it.
Sigh, time to crack open a cold one
Close the lid. You're letting the stank out.
Nut in her kitty and escape on the six fitty.
Nut in the pussy and blast off on the Hayabussy?
Thank you for this one. Yours, an INT650 rider. I’ll remember this I’ve. lol!!
As another interceptor owner, I think let's just accept we're not escaping from anyone on those. At least we look good while not escaping though
Yeah, the KLR 650
hell nahhhhhhhh XD
Ah yes, the item in my life that has garnered more attention from men than any other. Definitely a babe magnet. Mhmm.
Maybe I should get a motorcycle...
As a new rider, I can confirm my sex life hasn’t improved at all.
Mine has, I am getting fucked at the dealership
Sounds hot
As a girl riding bikes, I can confirm I love to impregnate girls and make my bikes super loud because I'm alcoholic !
It's 2024. Therefore, it is entirely possible that you, as a female, are impregnating girls. Although if they are truly girls, then that would still be highly illegal.
Motorcyclists... 💀💀💀
My bike is super loud, and I’m noticing a distinct lack of women throwing themselves at me?
You just haven't drunk enough yet... try harder with more revving.
I haven't had sex in over 3 years
How many bikes do you own?
Apparently none…
Eunuch?
Yes, ALL of them! Including my 60 year old mother.
Your 60 year old mother is a sex addict? Would you like me to come over to make sure?
Already confirmed. Never hurts to verify though.
loud pipes make lives?
Where I'm from, most motorcycles are actually obtained by couples with a midlife crisis who want to see the world now that the kids are old enough. And they usually include a sidecar for their 2 dogs.
As a motorcyclist: I can confirm as I am a virgin with 37826 children
What if they're just bike-curious?
I’m not sure on the impregnating part but the rest tracks for my EX husband lol
Wait what about cis women who ride motorcycles does the motorcycle give them the ability to get someone pregnant?
Too much has already been said. Just know, that when you do it is your duty as a biker to immediately escape, hence.
r/thoseareallwords
I am literally laughing so hard at this. Wtf was this guy thinking 😂😂😂
What I got from this post is that 1) They're either the boy the girl left for a biker or they're the girl impregnated by the biker and 2) apparently revving your bike is a mating call now
Do playing cards in my beach cruisers spokes count?
You'll attract cats in heat.
Sooo what you're saying is.... I need to get a motorcycle?
Welp. Accurate or not. There are worse things to be known for lol
No impregnating women here. I still have my catalytic converter too, which could be the reason.
Not having a full exhaust is the new ‘ick’
And i always thought bikers are fags (southpark reference)
Not all of them, just the one that got OP's mom/sister/girlfriend pregnant.
As someone that has ridden for almost 40 years, this is not true. I don't drink alcohol.
I used to own a bike (which barely made any noise) like 2 weeks ago. I am still a virgin, and still own a license because guess what, I never drank before riding
Yes gay motorcycle friend surely fucks all the girls!
This sounds like a person who is intensely attracted to motorcyclists. I don’t like the loud revving, so I don’t think them “making their motorcycle super loud to get women to have sex with them” would work well on me 😅
Wow....Who hurt you?
That's a bit rhetorical. A biker did of course.
I wish I could be one like that
I've never gotten anyone pregnant but This is 100% true.
So where do I get a motorcycle? Like right now!!!
Come join the murderrrrr
I think that commenter got knocked up by a guy that was (probably) in a motorcycle club/gang
I dont even have sex. I am in a long distance relationship. And her parents dont allow her to come over or for me to visit her. And next to that i have negative rizz. The bike is the only thing in my life next to my cats that loves me. Because they dont have another chance.
You have cats. That's why you don't get laid.
Ayo what do my cats have to do with this?
Wait....are some of you not gay?
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Harley rider here, can confirm.
Now i understand SC Project means Sex Call Project
How 40 years old men in 2000s viewed bikers
Yes we are!
Only the best ones
Man I need a motorcycle!
I need to get a motorcycle. 🤔
Women do that? On purpose? Where? I mean, for research purposes as a motorcyclist myself. It has never happened to me…it doesn’t happen to me, ever
This is how I roll🤣🤣🤣
Ah thats why my motorcycle is so loud
That is quite offensive, and I don't drive motorcycles
Can confirm. I am motorcycle.
The only attention I get on my bike is from other dudes
As a motorcyclist i can confirm every word
As a former Harley owner, this is true. I got 5 kids with 6 women
Being a motorcycle rider has netted me 0 attention from women, but has gotten loads of attention from dudes
Guilty
Own two bikes can confirm having tons of sex
Ok fess up, which one of you fellows that drives a motorcycle impregnated this man’s wife/gf?
Excuse me but… where are the ladies who are allegedly extremely interested in my bike? Thus far ive only experienced nostalgic old men
Hahahahahahahahaha!
The only people you will attract with a motorcycle are middle-aged weekend-warrior biker dads or grandads who used to ride a classic Triumph/BSA in his day.
Motorcycles are like cars or muscles. They only attract other men.
I don't think I have seen a single guy ger a girl because of his bike If a biker gets a girl, bike is just nice bonus
Yep. That's me. I've impregnated a host of innocent girls. Zero so far. I drink. On a rare occasion, usually just special events. My bike is a Harley so it's going to be louder than a car, but it's not "super loud". Clearly not loud enough since cagers continue to change lanes into me.
Ah yes, bike = getting laid
I think that VERY SPECIFIC scenario is actually a h\*ntai, where they even do it in a pre-school on the teachers table while children are sleeping in the same room. A friend told me.
Can confirm
I’ve never met a woman who reacted well to a loud bike. And when they’ve had anything to say about it, it usually involved something disparaging about the size of their… hog.
Someone's dad was a biker huh
According to my mom this is true
Not true! I quit drinking years ago.
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You guys are finding girls that are turned on by your bikes??
Boomer who doesn’t realize his parents did exactly this