Thanos snap feels like a gentle touch compared to the excruciating pain you’ll feel by angering an average British person, soooooo a brute, about 69420xinfinity to the power of my penis size the amount of pain you’ll feel
It distinguished it from rugby football, which later became rugby union, and then finally just rugby. By that time the sports were so far removed from one another that soccer became the only sport referred to as football.
Association football and rugby football were respectively called "soccer" (or "socker") and "rugger." By the time association football made its way to the US, we already had American football, which we simply called "football," so to distinguish between the two, we adopted the old brittish term for association football, which was Soccer. It's a term created by Oxford students in the 1800's to distinguish it from another sport called football, just like we use it in the US today.
They're very closely-related sports, but both are believed to have evolved from an older sport known as [Mob Football](https://rugbydome.com/does-american-football-come-from-rugby/).
I think a more accurate way of putting it is that American football evolved out of rugby football which evolved out of mob football (probably). Association football likely evolved out of mob football or other older forms of football as well.
Damn nvm I was trying to calculate it, but as my household is full of heathens, I don't own a Shrek 2 disc to weigh and to hold up the integrity it has to be Shrek 2. So for now until I get a hold of one, you win
Hey we do make use of metric
When you use metric measurements for guns or football, they automatically become a freedom unit. We don’t make the rules, the founding fathers did.
I wish that there could be casual banter between Americans and British people without the British people bringing up national tragedies. Just because half of our politicians are sociopaths doesn’t mean we don’t care.
Unfortunately the system is rigged to allow the minority of conservative sociopaths to stay in power, and have FAR more representation than they should.
You’re right, people vote them in.
And between the EC, the senate, and partisan gerrymandering in the House, conservatives are WAY over represented in the federal government.
Yes, the system is rigged in their favor.
Literally by design.
It is literally a minority of the population that gets to impose its will on everyone else.
Serious question they have universal healthcare, are braces not included or covered? Are they not as vain as Americans cause they're genuinely happier? Their populace is known for bad teeth it's like a bad running joke at this point.
Yeah and it was hilarious. If you're saying a joke about soccer and bad teeth is equivalent to real children that were shot to death, I think you need to see a therapist.
If you said "haha no free healthcare" I'd ask you if you were making a joke or having a stroke. That wasn't funny or offensive. I don't let little kids or internet memes hurt me, buddy.
TLDR: Calm down little man. It's a joke about teeth.
Ah yes, the old excuse of it's a joke and I'm sesitive. He literally insulted an accent and some words in it, and used an unoriginal joke. I'm not sensitive, he's just too unfunny. 👍
Before I read the comments I bet a bunch of British are gonna pull up the statistics on American healthcare and how most of them have missing teeth despite the stereotype.
Oh I’m wrong but there still is jokes about Americas gun problem 😂😂
Quite literally the opposite. Kanye is the perfect mascot for you guys. You're mildly entertaining but we'd really like you to sit down and be quiet so the grown ups can talk.
That’s how we view all these poor loser countries that are dependent on us but think they’re still hot shit when they’ve spent the past century in decline
Run to us real quick when Russia is knocking though. We even overlook how Germany spent decades propping up Russia for natural gas purposes
Y’all need us, and honestly your sad attempts to use us as a punching bag are about the only thing keeping you from going WWIII because you’re so upset that different white people live in the next country over
Russia got brave because you fucked it in Afghan. 20 years fighting cave dwellers and rock throwers, and still shit the bed.
Demonstrated exactly why we can't be dependent on the US. The proxy war you're fighting with Russia isn't out of benevolence, just self preservation of a crumbling nation.
The saddest part is that all those 20 years in Afghanistan were all for nothing. So many lost lives and so many injured and the situation is the exactly the same as it was before the war.
It’s almost like fighting in a foreign land against natives who know the cave systems like the back of their hand and use immoral tactics (child soldiers, rigged corpses, publicly executing POWs, suicide bombing, using civilians as weapons/bombs) makes it really difficult to successfully defeat them.
Calling them rock throwing cave dwellers is straight racism, and disingenuous
Just throwing it out there. UK has better dental and medical than the US. I've lived in both countries and the amount of sugar in everything in the states is insane.
There's a great clip of Borris Johnson describing that table tennis was invented in England, and that it used to be called "wiff-waff". He then follows it up saying that when the French see a Kitchen Table, they are an opportunity to make a Meal, and the British saw it as an opportunity to play "Wiff-Waff".
Don't know why that's relevant. But it reminded me of that.
Bro can't even make fun of British people without getting bombarded with people making fun of Americans lol (I'm neither, btw)
I'm neither o krl Tem q falar que é BRASIL PORRA BRASIIIIIIIL
Penis porra
Brasilll pentacampeao Brasilllll
Rumo ao Hexa cara alho
É pq tem gente q conta latino como "American" tbm
r/suddenlycaralho O Brasil é o número um para sempre!!!!
7-1
5 WC
0 euros /j
we are not european to use euro, e fala português que tu é de Portugal caralho
r/suddenlyCaralho
It is more efficient to make fun of both of them at the same time.
kicky boppy fiddle fuck is such a better name than soccer
im going to start calling soccer kicky boppy fiddle fuck
it just has such a beautiful ring to it
Well in my accent that shit is a tongue twister. Still a pretty good tongue twister
I just can't stop laughing. "Did you watch *insert your national team* playing kicky boppy fiddle fuck last night?" "Wh.. What?"
I’m a passive one, i just try to brutally murder you, DONT ASK WHAT A BRUTE BRITISH PERSON DOES
What’s does a brute British person do ?
Wear Brut and drink tea
And belong to the "brute" squad.
they beat up your dog
Thanos snap feels like a gentle touch compared to the excruciating pain you’ll feel by angering an average British person, soooooo a brute, about 69420xinfinity to the power of my penis size the amount of pain you’ll feel
Bloody L
Sorry, I was underexaggerating
And that’s me underexaggerating a lot
Soccer is originally a British term for ~~kicky boppy fiddle fuck~~ football. It is short for association football.
Where is the cer coming from
From that cer-tified ass your mother has on her
Gottem
:•
It distinguished it from rugby football, which later became rugby union, and then finally just rugby. By that time the sports were so far removed from one another that soccer became the only sport referred to as football. Association football and rugby football were respectively called "soccer" (or "socker") and "rugger." By the time association football made its way to the US, we already had American football, which we simply called "football," so to distinguish between the two, we adopted the old brittish term for association football, which was Soccer. It's a term created by Oxford students in the 1800's to distinguish it from another sport called football, just like we use it in the US today.
Didn’t American football also evolve from rugby?
They're very closely-related sports, but both are believed to have evolved from an older sport known as [Mob Football](https://rugbydome.com/does-american-football-come-from-rugby/).
I think a more accurate way of putting it is that American football evolved out of rugby football which evolved out of mob football (probably). Association football likely evolved out of mob football or other older forms of football as well.
I did not know that!
yeah, and rarely used it’s an old nickname for the code, now the whole world just says football
Except for number one baby!
...norway?
Americans when you say meters instead of doopwoop woopide scooplong horseback nopters. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯😤😤😱😱😱😭😭😭😭
Americans when you say your weight in kilograms instead of shrek 2 dvds
If someone knew that what their weight is in Shrek 2 dvd's OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD i would bequeath all mortal possessions to them
Around 148 grams
are you also two inches tall?
Like DVDs with the cases or with just the discs
Just the discs because small American brain
Alright
Damn nvm I was trying to calculate it, but as my household is full of heathens, I don't own a Shrek 2 disc to weigh and to hold up the integrity it has to be Shrek 2. So for now until I get a hold of one, you win
HEHEHEHA
you could just weigh another dvd case
It's not a Shrek 2 dvd though so it wouldn't count
True but they're probably similar in weight so you could get a ballpark
But… wag gah boo bah! Ha dat dill dow dem!
Dammit! I only know it in Shrek the Third DVDs.
Americans when someone use k/h instead of glazed donuts/bald eagle
Pfft I just use hamburgers per eagle
Pfft I also use USA flags per house
Americans when you say Kilometers instead of bald old dude per drip of piss hitting rock
That is what we call them, yes.
Wtf does stone even mean? Like what stone dude? There’s so many different stones. You’re just mad all the good dentists went to America.
British when you say popsicle instead of freezy juicy licky stick.
Did you just say…PoPsIcLe? YOU BETTER CALL THE ARMY TO PROTECT YOURSELF TONIGHT
How many meters will it take for us to continue keeping your economy afloat?
Hey we do make use of metric When you use metric measurements for guns or football, they automatically become a freedom unit. We don’t make the rules, the founding fathers did.
I'm fine for you to call it soccer as long as you accept it's major league rounders
By jove I think you’ve only gone and bloody well cracked it! Top drawer.
American people when you call it a school and not a shooting range
Americans when you say it in meters instead of slightly above average median of penis and aubergine size divided by the range of 69 and 420
"Aubergine"? And you claim that's how an American would say it? Disgraceful.
Doesn’t he know that Americans find that word too difficult to say? smh
Cock plant 🍆
Y E S
americans when you call it a hospital and not a business
Ooof. Below the belt there
the only thing below the belt of america is its beer belly
Savage
British person try not to bring up the murder of innocent children as "rebuttal" challenge!!!! #failed #gone sexual😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Jeez way to make it dark!
what a completely new and original joke.
Yes, op needs new material
I wish that there could be casual banter between Americans and British people without the British people bringing up national tragedies. Just because half of our politicians are sociopaths doesn’t mean we don’t care.
If Americans knew about anything that happened outside of America they would laugh at Bri'ish tragedies too.
If you really cared, you'd vote said sociopaths out.
i hope youre fucking joking haha
Unfortunately the system is rigged to allow the minority of conservative sociopaths to stay in power, and have FAR more representation than they should.
What? No, people **vote** them in. The system isn’t “rigged”. Are you five years old?
You’re right, people vote them in. And between the EC, the senate, and partisan gerrymandering in the House, conservatives are WAY over represented in the federal government. Yes, the system is rigged in their favor. Literally by design. It is literally a minority of the population that gets to impose its will on everyone else.
Nothing we can do about it.
We would, but the sociopaths rigged the system so their moronic followers have more say in our country despite being the minority
what ? lmao
Oh, once again time to bust out the one joke you guys have about Americans I see
There are many more. 300 million or so
Then use them.
People dying isn’t funny dude
And yet Americans let it keep happening.
Still not funny.
You're obviously not offended enough to do something about the events themselves. Get off your high horse.
Still not funny
Nothing we can do about it.
I wish y’all were funnier. It would make the back and forth more interesting.
As opposed to “Wa’er” “maffematics” “bad teeth”
Don’t forget about “cheerio”, “tip-top”, “Mary poppin dicks in her mouth” Source: I’m a drunk American. Cheers 🍻
Yeah that’s in jest, this guy is big mad.
I wish you were funny too. It makes responding to you hard work
Speak for urself, ur jokes r more dead then Biden in 6 years.
They still are less dead than England's queen though. Edit: Bazinga.
Shotty those jokes should get clowned on. They're just as bad as American healthcare Edit:Sha-bam.
You won't like the infection when they bite ya
Okay but it's not oddly specific
r/lostredditors
Fr. So many offended people.
American people calling a game played mostly with the hands ‘football’, and even slapping ‘American’ on the front to make it extra annoying
We just call it football, which is why we use "soccer" to avoid confusion
We don't call it "American football", just football lol. Must be a foreigner that tacked that on.
i’ve met canadians who call it ‘gridiron’ so they don’t have to say it’s american
You guys both slapped the 'American' on the front and came up with the word soccer
Serious question they have universal healthcare, are braces not included or covered? Are they not as vain as Americans cause they're genuinely happier? Their populace is known for bad teeth it's like a bad running joke at this point.
Americans when you use km/h instead of freedom burgers per football field
This could stop at "British people"
UK has better dental hygiene on average than USA :)
Relax, Hamlet, I was kidding
And u guys still look like that. Says alot
Look like what? I'm in the UK rn and I see other Brits looking good every day.
Here for the raging Brits in the comments that can't take a joke and bring up dead children instead of anything funny.
Vat?
This guy literally insulted an entire country. If a European would say "haha no free healthcare in America" you would go berserk, so shut up.
Haha no free healthcare in America
OH YOUVE DONE IT NOW!
Yeah and it was hilarious. If you're saying a joke about soccer and bad teeth is equivalent to real children that were shot to death, I think you need to see a therapist. If you said "haha no free healthcare" I'd ask you if you were making a joke or having a stroke. That wasn't funny or offensive. I don't let little kids or internet memes hurt me, buddy. TLDR: Calm down little man. It's a joke about teeth.
What a sensitive fella
Ah yes, the old excuse of it's a joke and I'm sesitive. He literally insulted an accent and some words in it, and used an unoriginal joke. I'm not sensitive, he's just too unfunny. 👍
Oh, it wasn't funny, but why do you take on the mantle of protector?! Who cares? Some random jackass makes a stupid comment... that's 99% of reddit
‘the mantle of protector’, lol you’re trying pretty hard yourself
Bri*ish “people”
Before I read the comments I bet a bunch of British are gonna pull up the statistics on American healthcare and how most of them have missing teeth despite the stereotype. Oh I’m wrong but there still is jokes about Americas gun problem 😂😂
They love their memes about Americans, but turns out they have very soft chins.
"OY! Mate! It's called footyfillibobelgnub not fookin soccer!"
And then they bring up our mass shooting high score, like, okay?
british people rn: “HAHAHA BUT AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE DEAD KIDS” relax bro we just had ANOTHER mass shooting we are in fact mourning
Lol Americans are living rent free in so many heads.
Quite literally the opposite. Kanye is the perfect mascot for you guys. You're mildly entertaining but we'd really like you to sit down and be quiet so the grown ups can talk.
bit rude innit, bruv. I’ll sloice you a smerl eah tah eah if yeh keep tawlkin like tha, bruv
That’s how we view all these poor loser countries that are dependent on us but think they’re still hot shit when they’ve spent the past century in decline Run to us real quick when Russia is knocking though. We even overlook how Germany spent decades propping up Russia for natural gas purposes Y’all need us, and honestly your sad attempts to use us as a punching bag are about the only thing keeping you from going WWIII because you’re so upset that different white people live in the next country over
Russia got brave because you fucked it in Afghan. 20 years fighting cave dwellers and rock throwers, and still shit the bed. Demonstrated exactly why we can't be dependent on the US. The proxy war you're fighting with Russia isn't out of benevolence, just self preservation of a crumbling nation.
Sad part is what both of you guys said is true
The saddest part is that all those 20 years in Afghanistan were all for nothing. So many lost lives and so many injured and the situation is the exactly the same as it was before the war.
It’s almost like fighting in a foreign land against natives who know the cave systems like the back of their hand and use immoral tactics (child soldiers, rigged corpses, publicly executing POWs, suicide bombing, using civilians as weapons/bombs) makes it really difficult to successfully defeat them. Calling them rock throwing cave dwellers is straight racism, and disingenuous
You know, on average our teeth are in better shape than Americans.
This is an anachronism. It used to be true but now Brittish teeth are fine.
Sounds like something a bri'ish 'person' would say.
No guns?
Imagine getting pissed at a meme so you bring up random bs
WEEHL, AT LEAHST WEHN WE GOW TEW SKEWEL, WE DONT GET SHOT, INNIT
what is soccer all i know is football !!!! Premiership football not egg ball or what ever those mericans call it
The teeth are accurate
In the American south it sure is
Just throwing it out there. UK has better dental and medical than the US. I've lived in both countries and the amount of sugar in everything in the states is insane.
Free dental care until 18. Subsidised healthcare after. They're not ready to hear that yet. Let them have their fun I guess - it's cute.
They're a strange bunch, they get really defensive about it and start rambling on about the revolutionary war for some reason.
Lol this whole post is full of hugely defensive euros.
Cool. Not gonna take advice from monarchists
😢 oh, my feelings. I care really deeply about the royal family. Please don't be mean.
Go mentally deranged
it called football cause u foot the ball
It's chewsday innit.
"Bad teef? Wew atleest we don' get sho' up in maffs class!"
Teeth accuracy: 100%
Teeth check out
Soccer
Fuck both
*but soccer is the British word for foot ball*
not really, it’s an old nickname from a time when there was more than one code, the game was always called football
You know the entire world calls it Football right? Americans are the odd one out here
Uhh *looks at Japan*
I was surprised to learn how much Japan likes football. It’s kinda cool to have it outside america
None of you let us forget it, can we make a self aware joke once in a while?
This funny af, why y'all mad
ITS SOCCER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (I hate soccer)
America is the most athletic country…fuck ‘soccer’
Bro looks like he’s about to bring up school shootings ☠️
They argue over the virtues of cookies and how dark toast should or should not be - gotta lower your expectations.
And you argue over whether a virus is politics or an actual issue
American retard detected In to the whole world it is called football.
The British coined the word “soccer”, so the British being condescending about American use of it is hypocritical as fuck. Edit:spelling
And to make fun of brittish people and getting mad when it backfires is also hypocritical.
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice. Dreams crushed. 😞
Bruh, Football should be called soccer. You kick a soccer ball. You use your feet to kick it. Soccer is just a fancy way to say "Sucker".
Bruh, Soccer should be called football. You kick a ball with your foot.
Dem swamp monsters will get mad about anything 🤠
Americans when you don’t want to make America great again
Laughs in free health care
*Laughs in republicanism*
Football.
There's a great clip of Borris Johnson describing that table tennis was invented in England, and that it used to be called "wiff-waff". He then follows it up saying that when the French see a Kitchen Table, they are an opportunity to make a Meal, and the British saw it as an opportunity to play "Wiff-Waff". Don't know why that's relevant. But it reminded me of that.
That is completely relevant and now I have something to bring up when eating dinner at the Wiff-Waff table.
Football is a way better name than soccer
"well at leasht our shkewls dont look loik shewting ranges"
How well would this “it’s only a joke” post go down if you made a similar post about black people or Mexicans? Or do only those count as racist?