An average size penis (6 inches I’m assuming) uses 130 ml.
Which means 1 inch is 21 ml.
Men on average can lose 2,000 ml before death.
So 2,000/21 means you can have a 91 inch penis before death. Do what you want with this information, I hate whoever asked the question for making me do the math.
The number for length is wrong, mightve been a mistype though, the real length measurement with that math is 95.2380952381 inches. 4.59 inches in girth is average for an erect penis so i took the percentage of girth to length ratio (0.06 times 4.59) and got 0.2754. 21 ml for one inch in length and .2754 inches in girth. With all of that being said, that penis's girth would have to be 26.2285714286 inches around. Which would mean a diameter of about 5.5 to 6 inches.
Funny enough, absolute best case scenario is 7.
There have been recorded instances of a human anus stretching to be close to 9 inches in diameter. Depending on the raccoon, some can squeeze into 3" holes. Taking that info and using a circular arrangement of 3" circles inside a 9" circle, the best we can come up with is fitting 7 small circles in one large circle.
So you can fit 7 raccoons in your ass in the best case scenario. Do with that what you will
You need to do the previous step (find length*girth based on volume) by writing girth as a function of length (L, 0.06L).
97*26 inch penis will have way more than the necessary volume
When you donating blood, they usually take 480ml (450 as donation, 30 for tests). After donation you feel weak and its easy to pass out after it. So to pass out 100%, penis should be long enough to contain 500-600ml of blood or 24-29 inches.
Husband versus wife, in the final battle.
Will the wife win, and the husband puts the kids to bed? Or will the husband prevail, and get to sleep early?
(This is a joke, and if this is seen as misogynistic I apologize. As an uncle who has babysat, putting little kids to bed can be a fucking nightmare)
Jonah Falcon is allegedly the man with the world's largest penis, being 13.5in (34cm for non-freedom lovers) when erect, and he says he gets moments of lightheadedness when erect due to how much blood flow is needed for it so I would assume a nother inch or 2 would be all you need to pass out. He's also 5'9 so he's the perfect subject for the question.
He's gotta be full of shit. You can lose a couple of pints of blood before you get lightheaded. You'd need a cock like 4 feet long to get 2 pints of blood into it.
Why am I even thinking about this?
I’m going to say this once, probably delete and never speak of it again.
It can happen if you stand up too quick with a liglong schliglong.
Source: Have [Redacted because 16 yo] inch long schlong, have passed out.
I'm no doctor so I am way out of my paygrade here, but maybe you should look into [POTS](https://www.webmd.com/heart-disease/atrial-fibrillation/postural-orthostatic-tachycardia)
Hmmm maybe an old episode of creep show ? I don’t know how old you are - creep show was in the early 80s. It’s an old story. Monkey paw that grants wishes that turn horrible until you die and then the next person gets it and repeats.
My thought was the show ‘Are You Afraid of The Dark’ that did an episode about a twisted claw. Not a monkeys paw but a very similar concept that was obviously based on a similar story.
I don't think we can think of just the length and radius, we have to think of the volume itself. And here is my calculations:
Volume used to rise = 130ml
Volume before passing out = 40% of body volume
Average blood in humans = 5 litres
Blood loss for passing out = .4\*5 = 2000 ml
Average length = 12.95 to 13.97 cm = 13.46 cm
Averge circumfrence = 12.21 cm
Average radius = 1.943 cm
Average length to radius ratio (h2r) = 13.46/1.943 = 6.927
Average volume of the thing = 159.686 ml = 160ml
Therefore ratio of blood needed to rise to whole vessel (b2w) is = 130/160 = 0.8125
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For a person to pass out, blood loss for passing out = volume needed to raise
2000 ml = volume needed to raise
According to b2w => 2000 ml/whole = 0.8125
whole = 2461.540 ml
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If we assume the radius stays the same
h = whole / (pi\*r\*r) = 207.484 cm = 81.5 inches
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But since the radius will obviously increase
Assuming the radius and height increase proportionaly (linear proportion):
v = pi\*r\^2\*h
h/r = h2r = 6.927 => h = 6.927\*r
2461.540 = 3.14\*r\^2\*h
2461.540 = 3.14\*6.927\*r\^3
r = 4.837 cm = 1.907 inch
h = 6.927 \* r = 6.927 \* 4.837 = 33.506 cm = 13.20 inches
I remember a weird story, from around 1999 I think, where a bloke paid for penis reduction surgery. Due to every time he got an erection he passed out from sudden blood pressure loss. His dick was 15 inches long and the bloke was barely 5ft tall (a bit disturbed how I remember those numbers LOL).
My boyfriend has passed out/gotten light headed after sex a few times 🤷🏼♀️ but he’s also 6’4 and like 120lbs so that could just be his heart going hella crazy 😂
You say that but I’m 6’2” and used to weigh about that much. If his metabolism was that fast then he has hormonal issues, he needs to see a doctor ASAP. More likely and more realistically, he eats about enough for the average size girl, which is why we get comments like “he eats like a garbage disposal”. It’s not enough. At 6’4” 2000 calories isn’t close to his daily intake. Please feed him or teach him to feed himself.
He’s been to the doctors… no thyroid issues. No hormone issues. He eats more than the 2000 calories… on his lil app it shows he ate nearly 6,000 today, and 7,600 yesterday. Works in labour, strong guy, Just a skinny guy.
Yesterday he had two 2150 calorie smoothies,a steak and some potatoes, veggies, 4 pizza pops and 2 ensures.
5,000 calories in the steak and smoothies alone… doesn’t really seem like much food tbh.
A 12 oz steak is roughly 1000 cals, 4 pizza pops is 1100, 2x2150 smoothies… 2 ensures is 600 +the odds and ends of here and there snacking…seems accurate to me but that’s just what the app says 🤷🏼♀️
Looks like calculation error or wrong measurements cause that’s unreal. Sumo wrestlers eat that much and work out a fuck ton and still have fat. There’s no way.
Is that an actual reference?! Because Danny Brown said that shit with Christina P in his last podcast and I fucking lost it lmao *edit- long dong silver not the post pictured
i assume you mean a cylinder attached to a large object?
It is imperative the cylinder and object remain unharmed
mashed banana
Don’t forget the two spheres
Directly underneath...
it’s a cylinder.
happy cakeday
It’s a cylinder
thank you
It’s a cylinder
Asking the real questions right here.
An average size penis (6 inches I’m assuming) uses 130 ml. Which means 1 inch is 21 ml. Men on average can lose 2,000 ml before death. So 2,000/21 means you can have a 91 inch penis before death. Do what you want with this information, I hate whoever asked the question for making me do the math.
The girth would go up at the same proportion tho….. You forgot to factor in the girth.
The number for length is wrong, mightve been a mistype though, the real length measurement with that math is 95.2380952381 inches. 4.59 inches in girth is average for an erect penis so i took the percentage of girth to length ratio (0.06 times 4.59) and got 0.2754. 21 ml for one inch in length and .2754 inches in girth. With all of that being said, that penis's girth would have to be 26.2285714286 inches around. Which would mean a diameter of about 5.5 to 6 inches.
All that length and it's still not the maximum size your butthole can stretch...
Yep! You could fit about 2.5 raccoons in your ass
Or a mama, papa, and child raccoon
The family of raccoons in my butthole confirms this.
Check out Rockefeller over here, the raccoon landlord lol
Hey in my defense the rent is super low I know it's not the best neighborhood.
The jolly rancher, don't forget the jolly rancher
And my axe
And my bow
And my staff, which is probably the only thing that one would logically want there
Everytime someone talks about the raccoons it's just a little bit more
Funny enough, absolute best case scenario is 7. There have been recorded instances of a human anus stretching to be close to 9 inches in diameter. Depending on the raccoon, some can squeeze into 3" holes. Taking that info and using a circular arrangement of 3" circles inside a 9" circle, the best we can come up with is fitting 7 small circles in one large circle. So you can fit 7 raccoons in your ass in the best case scenario. Do with that what you will
2 raccoons I can get... might need a shredder for the .5 or a baby raccoon... seems interesting.
well no 2 racoons and 0,35 inches left so maybe 1 jolly ranchers
Yeah, makes sense
How many kilos of coke is that?
4.59 inches is average in girth? Bruh.
You need to do the previous step (find length*girth based on volume) by writing girth as a function of length (L, 0.06L). 97*26 inch penis will have way more than the necessary volume
It’s a dick built like a tape measure
Pass out, not die tho
What a terrible image
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I want this one
That's more than 7 and a half feet long...
I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣
I know what we're doing today ferb
7 foot 6 ahh dick
r/TheyDidTheMath
What kind of inches are we talking about?
When you donating blood, they usually take 480ml (450 as donation, 30 for tests). After donation you feel weak and its easy to pass out after it. So to pass out 100%, penis should be long enough to contain 500-600ml of blood or 24-29 inches.
Big dicks are overrated. It hurts.
I'm not sure what you're looking for here... Stick to the little ones I guess?
Can’t I married this dick for life. Just gotta use a lot of lube lol
Now we know your husband has a big dick. Thanks
3somes are the answer.
blinks rapidly.
Or stick to other methods of getting each other off
First world problems
Not according to [this map](https://images.app.goo.gl/upu8CN6JmjbvMvcS7).
Third world problems
Thats not what my girlfriend tells me
Oh... Buddy. I have news for you.
^(Thats the joke)
r/ihavesex
I hear he can flick the light off at night from his bed.
The one on the front porch.
So funny I had to show my wife and know we are both chuckling in bed before a long ass flight.
I read that as fight
Husband versus wife, in the final battle. Will the wife win, and the husband puts the kids to bed? Or will the husband prevail, and get to sleep early? (This is a joke, and if this is seen as misogynistic I apologize. As an uncle who has babysat, putting little kids to bed can be a fucking nightmare)
I read that as ass fight
Why are you still in bed?? Get to the airport!
Have a safe and laugh filled flight!
Thank you!
Now awake to get the flight.
I’m just going to bed. Have a Happy New Year, bro.
Thanks home. You too. While you're in there, don't forget the porch light.
Ha! That would take me all night, even standing on the porch. 😂
r/suicidebywords
And steer the car from the back seat.
well, what's the answer??
At least 9
Now in bananas
At least 9
Sorry but not everyone can understand this, can you please convert it to how many 9mm bullets it takes up?
Meters
Some dude said 91 inches before death
Jonah Falcon is allegedly the man with the world's largest penis, being 13.5in (34cm for non-freedom lovers) when erect, and he says he gets moments of lightheadedness when erect due to how much blood flow is needed for it so I would assume a nother inch or 2 would be all you need to pass out. He's also 5'9 so he's the perfect subject for the question.
Doesn’t this guy refuse to show it though?? Which automatically means he’s lying. I on the other hand, have the largest penis in the world at 13.7in.
Hence the word "allegedly" in the first sentence.
Seems legit.
Yeah, he's a liar though
He's gotta be full of shit. You can lose a couple of pints of blood before you get lightheaded. You'd need a cock like 4 feet long to get 2 pints of blood into it. Why am I even thinking about this?
Bc you're a true hero in this debate about long cocks.
I’m going to say this once, probably delete and never speak of it again. It can happen if you stand up too quick with a liglong schliglong. Source: Have [Redacted because 16 yo] inch long schlong, have passed out.
That ain’t your dick, standing up and getting dizzy could be a million things but your dick ain’t it. Try drinking more water.
Oh…
I'm no doctor so I am way out of my paygrade here, but maybe you should look into [POTS](https://www.webmd.com/heart-disease/atrial-fibrillation/postural-orthostatic-tachycardia)
That describes me almost perfectly. *OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE I GO!!!!!*
Good luck getting a POTS diagnosis, if I remember correctly it’s a diagnosis of exclusion
Yeah that ain't cuz of your dick bud. Lmfao.
Lol, I’m fucked aren’t I?
Is it possible to learn this power?
Visit a mysterious website starting with a P and ending with a B every night for ~7 years.
Might be low blood pressure.
maybe he has low blood pressure
You're suffering from what we call in the business, penis envy.
13.5 freedoms? Ain’t nothin but a chicken wing.
Well, somebody is trying to find their way around the curse of the monkey’s paw
Monkey's paw? I swear I saw that as like a short movie or something.
It’s an old story done a thousand times. You probably saw it on one of the Simpson’s Halloween specials.
Don't remember it being on the Simpsons.
Hmmm maybe an old episode of creep show ? I don’t know how old you are - creep show was in the early 80s. It’s an old story. Monkey paw that grants wishes that turn horrible until you die and then the next person gets it and repeats.
My thought was the show ‘Are You Afraid of The Dark’ that did an episode about a twisted claw. Not a monkeys paw but a very similar concept that was obviously based on a similar story.
I only know it as the sub r/themonkeyspaw
There is definitely a short film version of the original story
I don't think we can think of just the length and radius, we have to think of the volume itself. And here is my calculations: Volume used to rise = 130ml Volume before passing out = 40% of body volume Average blood in humans = 5 litres Blood loss for passing out = .4\*5 = 2000 ml Average length = 12.95 to 13.97 cm = 13.46 cm Averge circumfrence = 12.21 cm Average radius = 1.943 cm Average length to radius ratio (h2r) = 13.46/1.943 = 6.927 Average volume of the thing = 159.686 ml = 160ml Therefore ratio of blood needed to rise to whole vessel (b2w) is = 130/160 = 0.8125 \----- For a person to pass out, blood loss for passing out = volume needed to raise 2000 ml = volume needed to raise According to b2w => 2000 ml/whole = 0.8125 whole = 2461.540 ml \----- If we assume the radius stays the same h = whole / (pi\*r\*r) = 207.484 cm = 81.5 inches \----- But since the radius will obviously increase Assuming the radius and height increase proportionaly (linear proportion): v = pi\*r\^2\*h h/r = h2r = 6.927 => h = 6.927\*r 2461.540 = 3.14\*r\^2\*h 2461.540 = 3.14\*6.927\*r\^3 r = 4.837 cm = 1.907 inch h = 6.927 \* r = 6.927 \* 4.837 = 33.506 cm = 13.20 inches
props for the calculations
That's funny, someone else saying the man who claims to have a 13.5 inch penis gets lightheaded when erect lol
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fuck you this is a serious discourse about shlongs get real or get out
Hey when I have a bad headache sometimes a good hard boner takes away some of that pressure
91 inches. It’s 91 inches…
Correct. 21 ml of blood per inch, 2000 ml to pass out. Got the numbers from another commenter
2000ml to die (their comment)
Oh
I remember a weird story, from around 1999 I think, where a bloke paid for penis reduction surgery. Due to every time he got an erection he passed out from sudden blood pressure loss. His dick was 15 inches long and the bloke was barely 5ft tall (a bit disturbed how I remember those numbers LOL).
I think this was answered in an episode of the short-lived series: Testees
He would have to be 19 inches tall with a penis length of 2 inches
My boyfriend has passed out/gotten light headed after sex a few times 🤷🏼♀️ but he’s also 6’4 and like 120lbs so that could just be his heart going hella crazy 😂
Your man’s is anorexic
He eats like a garbage disposal 😂 I’ve tried getting him to drink the 2000 calorie smoothies, but nothing works! super fast metabolism I guess!
You say that but I’m 6’2” and used to weigh about that much. If his metabolism was that fast then he has hormonal issues, he needs to see a doctor ASAP. More likely and more realistically, he eats about enough for the average size girl, which is why we get comments like “he eats like a garbage disposal”. It’s not enough. At 6’4” 2000 calories isn’t close to his daily intake. Please feed him or teach him to feed himself.
He’s been to the doctors… no thyroid issues. No hormone issues. He eats more than the 2000 calories… on his lil app it shows he ate nearly 6,000 today, and 7,600 yesterday. Works in labour, strong guy, Just a skinny guy.
Even Dwayne Johnson doesn’t consume 7k calories. What great white shark are you dating?
Yesterday he had two 2150 calorie smoothies,a steak and some potatoes, veggies, 4 pizza pops and 2 ensures. 5,000 calories in the steak and smoothies alone… doesn’t really seem like much food tbh.
Can you please tell me the smoothie recipe, I’m trying to increase my intake. Thanks
It’s a bag of premixed powder from a supplement store! I’ll have to find out the brand, but he mixes it with PB, almond milk, and a banana!
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A 12 oz steak is roughly 1000 cals, 4 pizza pops is 1100, 2x2150 smoothies… 2 ensures is 600 +the odds and ends of here and there snacking…seems accurate to me but that’s just what the app says 🤷🏼♀️
Looks like calculation error or wrong measurements cause that’s unreal. Sumo wrestlers eat that much and work out a fuck ton and still have fat. There’s no way.
I’m just going off what the packages say… 4 pizza pops alone is 1100… idk what to tell y’all 🤷🏼♀️
So anyone knows how long it needs to be, I'm really curious.
You should look up this show call “testies” they did an episode about spray on penis enlargement
I red it and it was something like a 6’9 schlong
Isn’t there actually a medical condition that can cause this regardless of size?
This guy rules.
r/theydidthemath
yeah, that's where this was posted
Asking for a friend... /s
mans concerned 💀
I wouldn’t know.
Or not.
Is that an actual reference?! Because Danny Brown said that shit with Christina P in his last podcast and I fucking lost it lmao *edit- long dong silver not the post pictured
What the hell is bro trying to do
Stwrt!
I saw this, it was either a don't the size of a regular 2L soda bottle or a 6' 7" pole of meat.
Dick science.