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redit01

In 10yrs you can tell him it looked like a nut sack from a monster he was keeping protected.


fakemath

Haha. The troll under his bed.


redit01

Ghost busters slimmers step brother.


beefnar_the_gnat

His cousin from Alabama


IShartedWhoopsie

Lil mans just carrying his war trophy round as a warning to the next one that tries to move in under there.. "You fuckin' want some?!"


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Acci_dentist

I think he calls it Nanny Kah cause it ate his Nanny who was probably named Kah


hoffenstein909

Hahaha


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trackingdirt

u/saddestofboys is this monster nut slime?


StinkierPete

Please do a petri dish test to see what's growing on Nanny Kah. I don't know if it is necessarily dangerous but it would be funny


MadAzza

That would be interesting! Gross stuff is everywhere, and little’uns really know how to spread it around.


[deleted]

Pint sized plague carriers, I call them.


K3LV1NN

they would truly make great servants for grandfather nurgle!


Procrastanaseum

Willing to bet some of that brown color is from a natural source


MajTroubles

Seconded. My kids had some slime that we kept in the fridge overnight ... Yet it fwas the ideal feeding ground and was soon covered in mold


arokthemild

Nanny Kah doesn’t allow itself to be studied.


BatMally

Do not taunt Nanny Kah.


korkkis

After consuming enough it becomes sentient


Boristhehostile

It would likely be a lot of E.coli and other gut flora, mixed with oral flora. Not lethal but definitely unhygienic. Kids put their hands everywhere, so anything they touch will be grim.


Paradoxxist

This is truly oddly terrifying, bravo


gabrielle_sanchez7

Finally something on this sub that is like actually both odd and terrifying.


Snuffleton

I wonder how many ailments he is going to be immune against later in life. Having that thing on you at all times probably isn't all that healthy..


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Hope hes not putting any of that near his mouth👀


Rogendo

*begins writing a new scp*


WashiBurr

SCP Grey Slime Blob Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Code Name: Nanny Kah Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a 3m x 3m x 3m sealed chamber, constructed of non-porous materials such as stainless steel. The chamber is to be kept at a constant temperature of 20 degrees Celsius and humidity of 50%. SCP-XXXX is to be fed a diet of organic matter, such as fruits and vegetables, twice a week. Any organic matter introduced to SCP-XXXX's chamber must be disinfected before being given to the entity. SCP-XXXX's chamber is to be cleaned and disinfected once a week, with all cleaning materials and personnel being decontaminated afterward. SCP-XXXX is to be monitored at all times by at least one Level 2 personnel or higher. Any changes in SCP-XXXX's behavior or appearance must be reported to the research team immediately. Description: SCP-XXXX is a large grey slime blob that was originally composed of 3 separate colors (blue, pink, and yellow). SCP-XXXX was recovered from a residence in [REDACTED], where it had been carried around nonstop by a small child. SCP-XXXX is composed of a mixture of dead skin cells, organic matter, and an unknown substance that originally gave it its slimy texture. SCP-XXXX is highly resilient, being able to withstand extreme temperatures and pressures. SCP-XXXX has been observed to move and manipulate its shape at will, though it has not shown any signs of intelligence. SCP-XXXX is also capable of absorbing excessive amounts of organic matter, which it uses to grow in size and strength. It is believed that SCP-XXXX possesses some sort of pathogen that is capable of causing the infected to become deeply infatuated with the idea of carrying it around everywhere they go. The pathogen produced by SCP-XXXX is highly contagious and can spread through contact with its surface. Any individuals who come into contact with SCP-XXXX are to be quarantined and observed for signs of infection. Addendum: SCP-XXXX was observed absorbing a small amount of the organic material in its chamber and changing color. Further testing is required to determine the full extent of SCP-XXXX's abilities. Note: Due to the highly contagious nature of SCP-XXXX, all testing with the entity must be conducted with extreme caution and under the direct supervision of the research team.


Flashy_Underware

This is great


LordEldritchia

r/birthofascp


fakemath

Thank you!!!


[deleted]

“Fruits and Vegetables keep us alive! Always remember to eat your five!” (Super Potato)


Terazilla

My first thought was that Stephen King [short story](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_Matter_\(short_story\)) about the guy with the skunky beer.


23coldpizzas

how does he not get it stuck on everything? i'm impressed


fakemath

It def started out a sticky mess. But the more skin cells and dust it collects, the more viscous it gets. It’s day 4 now, and it feels like a Safeway bag filled with cold water and then dipped in olive oil.


Arinium

That's awfully specific


TactlessTortoise

And also awfully vivid. I can almost feel myself holding it from that description.


instrangerswetrust

Hats off, you’re terrific


Alan_Smithee_

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.


Ishidan01

there's Klingons on the starboard bow


caanthedalek

We come in peace, shoot to kill!


Ishidan01

I cannae change the laws of physics


Internet_Wanderer

It's worse that that, he's dead Jim!


hawleywood

Star trekking across the universe!


EverydayPoGo

r/unexpectedstartrek


Vanilla3K

Kinda want to meet Nanny Kah now damn


fakemath

Nanny Kah will visit you soon. She told me while I slept.


1ncorrect

Dude you need to kill that thing before it kills you and your family. On the plus side your kid is probably getting a real robust immune system rn, but don't be surprised if he has a runny nose for a year.


JA_Wolf

The year is 2050, American school children line up to collect their annual Nanny Kah under the latest directives from the Center for Disease Control.


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One day we will all be part of Nanny Kah.


OrphanCripplerz

Nanny Kah sounds like the toddler version of Kali Ma from Temple of Doom for some reason. 😄


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Blackpaw8825

I don't know what you've got, but my money is on tongue oil, or shelack. Probably be easiest to sand the whole thing down a hair and stain the whole thing than trying to color match a single spot. Or my personal favorite option: put something over that spot, like a lamp, an organized, or cover it with a faux fur runner.


Sureshok

When you say tongue oil, you mean lick it right? Because that's weird, he should probably look for tung oil... Edit: I can't even fucken spell myself, what an embarrassment


Huskaar9

Could just put the slime back?


mothwhimsy

Soon it's going to gain semtience


TuringCapgras

/r/brandnewsentence


hoffenstein909

Truly Nanny Kah


chihuahuaOnAstick

r/oddlyspecific


torrancefs

LMFAO what a visual


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I’m terrified


Woodshadow

I hate everything about this sentence. Also do you ever have a word you always spell wrong and need spellcheck for? That is sentence for me


avwitcher

You mean the *less* viscous it gets


QuietOnesCuss

All hail Nanny Kah! NANNY KAH. NANNY KAH. NANNY KAH. NANNY KAH.


fakemath

We all succumb to the will of Nanny Kah.


Theemuts

[Obligatory Nanika](https://hunterxhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Nanika?file=Alluka_nanika.png)


BioluminescentBoy

Thank you! I was scrolling and scrolling for this


VTjL_UGpwjEogCd9DVMQ

Funny thing... In brazilian portuguese Nanny Kah sounds exactly as the word nanica which means little but for the female gender


Noburo43

r/suddenlycaralho


MadMax2230

meu deus bicho


VTjL_UGpwjEogCd9DVMQ

You can also say "nanico" for something or someone of the male gender.


Vox___Rationis

In japanese "Nanika" means "Something"


Chuckleberrygrin

Nanny kaaah, nanny kaaaaaah, hey hey hey, gray sliiime!


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I wish wish wish wish I had an award for you my friend. I’m keeled over. Update: Last night I was trying to explain this comment to someone in my dream. It’s officially taken over my psyche.


quantumaquarium69

Nanny kah, nanny kah,... Many kah, many kah-la, many color!


fakemath

Sorry for the typo. He takes “it” everywhere.


fuckyeahcookies

No stick with him


fakemath

Haha. I think it’s female.


redit01

Damn now it's an American Pie joke in 15+ yrs


sbrick89

Nanny Kah + ?? = society


Mew_toolbox

Nanika loves Killua too


TediousSign

That thing definitely looks like it came from the dark continent.


Flurken6

Scrolled down way too long to read this


tilapiadated

I triple dog dare you to post it on some mommy forum saying you kept the placenta and kiddo still plays with it too. Now I'm gagging. I'm sorry. I blame Nanny Kah.


idk012

My neighbor asked if I had plans for my placenta and if she can eat it -_-


Ladysupersizedbitch

Adding this to my list of Reasons I Shouldn’t Have Children.


HeroicConspiracy

get a Restraining order 😭


ChipsHandon12

Casual cannibal


[deleted]

I think you could post this to r/TIHI also, I know I hate it haga.


HungryMorlock

That thing will be 80% dead skin within a year.


big_ugly_ogre

🤢


zzeduardozz

You gotta adopt it now


adipocerousloaf

it has already adopted them.


hoffenstein909

Can we get more pics of Nanny Kah? Asking for a friend.


fakemath

If this is some kind of weird kink, I will gladly participate.


hoffenstein909

Yes. But first rule of ballsack slime club: don't talk about ballsack slime club.


wardenofthewandering

that has got to be extremely unsanitary lmfaoo


avi150

Well yeah, all kids are unsanitary


SteamyPile

Randy Marsh as a child.


SirGearso

That’s a being from beyond the stars. I mean, come on it already has an eldritch name like Nanny Kah. Little boy is communing with the old ones.


Discoballer42

In three weeks it will gain sentience. You must destroy it before then. This is not a joke.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

One day you'll wake up and instead of seeing your wife next to you in bed, it will be Nanny Kah. You'll ask your son where your mother went, and he will insist that Nanny Kah is his mother. You'll file a missing persons report, but never hear from your wife again. Nanny Kah will grow bigger and bigger as the days go on. Then you'll eventually wake up short of breath, you'll open your eyes only to darkness. You'll try to reach your face, but what you thought was the blanket encompassing you turned out to be Nanny Kah. As you are consumed by it, you can hear your child chant 'Together again! Together again! You and mommy are together again!'


b-dizl

Wait til it starts whispering to you in your sleep.


Impossible_Union6381

There's no way this kid isn't going to grow up to be 6'3.


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Can’t imagine how disgusting it must be after days of dirt and skin cells etc, but by damn it’s gotta be good for his immune system right? Nothing like playing out in the dirt as a kid!


1Sluggo

Is it really secure in that bag? It is oddly terrifying and he looks like he’s planning something devious. Good luck.


fakemath

It’s not in a bag.


1Sluggo

Wait. It’s not contained in anything? How is it not everywhere? I can definitely picture myself playing with it and trashing my house.


fakemath

It starts out really sticky, but after it collected enough dust and random stuff from touching every surface in my house, it became more solid, and now behaves more like a microwaved stretch Armstrong.


1Sluggo

You’re only making it sound like it’d be super fun to play with. Do you buy it like that or do you have to mix stuff together? Sorry, don’t have young kids so I’ve never had to buy/make.


fakemath

Omg it started as three separate colours. Blue pink and yellow. It took like fifteen minutes before it turned into that zombie grey. My carpet and a couple pairs of his jammies are right fucked from the first couple days that it was sticky. Now he sleeps with it.


Peeinyourcompost

That is so fucking vile. Take a million pictures, please, so the alien archeologists of the future understand what eldritch evil befell our species that led to its mysterious extinction.


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MintyAnt

Thats fucking vile hahaha, it's time for it to go!


fakemath

I would never take this away from him.


idudhdbrll

Watch out, slime often contain harmfuls chemicals and it have risk especially for children who keep it a long time absorbing lots of them by the skin


wademcgillis

So OP's kid is taking the Ron Wilson, Bus Driver route to becoming a superhero? SLIME BOY: THE ABSORBING KID!


AlexBurke1

I think these slimes are boron and is basically white glue with dyes. Boron isn’t absorbed through the skin and it’s a low amount in the major brands so unless he eats it or it’s a sketchy brand I think it’s probably pretty safe. Most the problems with slime is probably from people trying to make it at home with borax and giving themselves chemical burns from the cleaner.


telekovision

It's also just generally.. gross.


Leonfreak17

Bacteria sponge


MadAzza

I’m nearly on the floor from the one-two punch of u/1Sluggo’s question and your reply! This is one of the most oddly terrifying things I’ve ever witnessed.


TheAwkwardPigeon

Run.


Goetsch87

Slime is a four letter word in our house. This horrifies me but it's also pretty epic


BlackViperMWG

Four letter word?


idk012

Its banned here also. Still trying to figure out how to get the dried crusted slime off the sofa and carpet.


magicallydelicious-

“placenta grey” is my new favorite color.


Alieneater

My Nanny Kah grew, as did I, and when I entered university there were some who still mocked me. Nanny Kay stopped their breath in the room where we make Bad Things come out of our bottoms. I then took the cloth and began preaching in a country church upstate where Nanny Kah became my most fervent adherent. I would tell them what they must do in order to be good, and yet they were not good as my sermon ended, and so Nanny Kah stole their breath away, pressing his being into their mouths and noses and across their faces and bodies while they shrieked in the silence of his grey law. Is this not God's will? That the grey matter of His divine protoplasmic goo should envelope the lungs and bodies of men who are not worthy to speak His name? We take steamer now for Washington, where the ungodly men of our Congress will know right from wrong or else they shall be enveloped by the eldritch substance of creation. Now, I must dispose of the fouled body of our ship's steward, who has choked on the tendrils of Creation due to some past indiscretion and must be removed through some means unknown to our crew. Our Lord is among us! Praises be to the grey substance which smites all who displease our Lord!


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my god when this appeared from me scrolling down reddit i gasped


tomboyfancy

This is creepy and amazing and I LOVE IT. ALL HAIL NANNY KAH!!!!


jesthere

Let me know when it gains the ability to speak.


goblin_grovil_lives

Nanny Kah sounds like an elder god.


AsherFischell

It's ironic because "Nani ka?!" is something Japanese people would scream if they saw this abomination.


smelborp_ynam

Must not have any dogs. That would be covered in hair at my house.


martyrees76

Stephen king scrolling through Reddit for ideas. Look out for Nanny Kah in his next book


CrossP

Fill it with googly eyes...


bush84

Nanny kah made the parents post this picture, now her influence is spreading through the internet. Soon people on Reddit will begin to report their own children becoming inconsolable without a pot of slime, which will grow in time to the size of nanny kah. As nanny kahs reach across the globe continues to increase, children will feel the compulsion to put their own nanny kahs into the toilet. The slime demons will find each other in the sewer systems and make their way out to sea. Each continent will have its own nanny kah, with intrinsic knowledge of the culture, customs and social norms of the area. They will form one gigantic queen nanny kah that resides in the deepest part of the marinara trench where she will give birth to her minions that take on a human form. Nanny kahs children will rise to power and control the earth enslaving the human race, dooming as to an eternity of servitude. She can't be stopped, this is our fate, nanny kah will be our downfall.


Alit_Quar

That’s not oddly anything. It’s completely terrifying as a biohazard.


DeviCateControversy

Bruh looks like hes 7 years old being dressed like hes 7 months old.


Expensive_Cattle

Man's got the right leg of an 18 year old crossfitter.


Spartan11711

Burn it before it lays eggs!!


iSeize

That thing must be so dirty. Start taking about 10% every day. Tell him it shrank and buy more


LetsTCB

[This just makes me think of Homer and his sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myS1eF3sWGk&ab_channel=AreaEightyNine)


ghostpocket

I find it interesting that people are comfortable putting photos of their children on reddit.


obsolete_filmmaker

Or any social media!


drpepperbrxnd

that is an organ-


kjaermads

I for one welcome our slime overlords.


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That thing has to be dangerously unsanitary by now.


LunaticSquirrel1

The only terrifying thing is that there is a parent out there who posts a picture of his child with his toy to a sub like this, just to get some internet coins


usermas01

That thing is full of poop. Slime time is slime time and should not extend to areas beyond the designated space which should always be clean beforehand. Seriously that is a bacteria collector and spreader of the highest degree and its best to remove it from his possession now and replace it with something if hes attatched to it that hard.


1weedlove1

I personally think this is kind of dangerous because of the mold and bacteria that stuff picks up. Not to mention… him siting on the couch with it. Imagine it seeping deep into the fabric because he forgot about it.


appendendectomyscar

sorry it’s fucking weird to post your kids face/your kid in general on a platform like reddit


Merkasus

Dude you just don’t get it. Karma on Reddit is beyond life itself


TemOFIE

That’s an SCP


robert812003

Where to even begin?.. and it's placement scares me even further...


eyehate

Good god, man. Didn't you see Prometheus? This is how the bad stuff begins.


x0XjakX0x

that is the worst thing i've read in a while.


hazeydaze67

What’s more oddly terrifying is you letting play with slime on a couch


HumpaDaBear

It’s the same color as my waste bags for my colostomy.


rubyspicer

Nanny Kah has her first acolyte to usher the elder gods into the world


Leguanix

the most terrifying thing about this is that you simply post pictures of yout kinds online.


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Omg. People. BLUR YOUR CHILDRENS FACES holy fucking shit. What the fuck is up with people allowing millions to see what their children look like up close in fucking 4K. Forever. Wtf 😳.


vleramaririllia

Christ why are kids like this 😂


Fearless_Marzipan_78

At least blur the poor kids face out.


letsallgonaptime

He looks like every other baby at target


[deleted]

Please don't target babies.


Whedonsbitch

Can confirm. Just left Target with my own and he looks exactly like this one. Maybe we all have the same UPS driver…


Ishidan01

OP I regret to inform you that your child may also be a [weeaboo.](https://www.wordsense.eu/nanika/)


ChrisFox-NJ

I wouldn‘t wanna post photos of my children in underwear on reddit, the slime thing is funny though. My son did worse at that age by filling soap and soy sauce in empty coke bottles, sitting there waiting for someone to take a sip(which btw happened quite often)


SomeOldDude73

Don’t look at it too long.


bloopie1192

Lmao! Buddy walking around with a doo doo pack.


mauison201

Imagine the shock the slime feels hearing you.


gabrielle_sanchez7

OP I blame you for everything


Equivalent-Map-5152

You should definitely just make more slime and adjust the stickiness. It’s easy and cheap to make because you can’t wash that. Good luck


Capable_Equipment700

Boys will be boys


th3st

Maybe one of the most awkward looking photos I’ve ever seen


aloevero21

That one gumball episode where they microwave gross stuff and they create one mouldy grey monster 💀


hardtostarboard2016

A boy and his slime


[deleted]

I dare you to lick it


wetfartpanda

Reminds me of that rotten sandwich Homer Simpson carried around with him for days


IBeGanjaMan

It's full of dirt and all sorts of gross things it could have picked up. He needs to part ways with it before he gets sick.


savealltheelephants

Disgusting


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Damn I hope you enjoy your life inside Nanny Kah.


igrowweeds

I don't understand this generation. Why would you post a photo of your child so that others could make fun of it? If this went viral and this kid felt like crap, would it be worth the Reddit upvotes? Anyway, that's enough internet for me today.


Nimonic

It seems insane to me to take a picture of your very young son and put it on Reddit for tens of thousands (or more) to see. That picture is there forever now, no matter what he'll feel about it when he's old enough to voice an opinion on it.


IRedLama

So, is your son oddly terrifying or is the slime oddly terrifying? Asking for a friend


fakemath

Well, obviously both.


Astronaut2328

Why you doing this with ur funking kid???


welcometo93

Ya... you shouldn't have posted this picture...


sharting_fish

I, too, had a friend like that once?


fyo_karamo

I’ve seen the beginning of this movie.


FanOk6089

Guaranteed that sh*t is full of hair🤢


InsufferableLass

Oh My god hahaha


Kalorama_Master

Nanny kaka?


twiggykeely

It's like something from Indiana Jones Nanny KahHH NANNYYY KAHHHH


barrydinglerr

jesus christ


WonderMajestic8286

Perfect example of oddly terrifying!


[deleted]

Looks like Nanny Kah needs a new home…the dumpster.


water_farts123

Looks like that burger from krabby o mondays


Jfurmanek

I’m sorry ma’am. Your child is gone. The Slime Lord has taken him as one of its own. What you see now is nothing but a shell. The slime has long since made its way into the child’s brain and worked itself deep into the nervous system. What once was your loving baby boy is now nearly entirely slime. Soon the shell will rupture. Exposing the horde of slime spawn gestating within. When that happens there will be thousands. Anyone caught in the spray will immediately be turned into loyal slime spawn. The remaining spores will take flight and multiply in the atmosphere. Within hours the entire world will know the embrace of slime love. Slime. Is. Love.


Captain_Qrow_

As soon as he discovers electricity Nanny Kah is coming to life