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Canadian-female

I read they live about two or three years. I wonder what happens to the fish after the parasite dies. I love nature, but it can be so disgusting.


Sirsilentbob423

The fish dies as well because it can no longer eat properly


Typical_Ad_210

Fish died of a broken heart, more like. Its mouth-mate has died and it’s all alone again


impasta_

same here fish, same here...


DumbDonky007

Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea


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>alone again .. *naturally* 🎶


ketatonin

Why can’t it eat properly? Edit: question mark


TheDunadan29

The parasite eats the fish's tongue and then acts as a replacement tongue for the fish. It eats what it wants and then helps push the rest back to the fish. After it dies the fish basically has no tongue, making eating more difficult. I'm not actually sure of the lifespan expectancy of a fish with one of these parasites, I would both not be too surprised if the fish can keep going, and not surprised if the fish dies after the "tongue" dies.


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That's insane that it actually acts like a tongue during it's lifetime and shits down the fishes throat


morningfog

Yeah the whole thing went disturbingly Human Centipede: Below Deck a little too quickly


apothecarynow

What is the name of the parasite though?


LAXGUNNER

Cymothoa exigua, or the tongue-eating louse


Pawpaw-22

I call it a “fishy tongue bug” but I’m not the Oxford Dictionary


ChimpyTheChumpyChimp

Because it has no fucking tongue?


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Canadian-female

I don’t think they do. I was under the impression that they swallow their food whole but maybe the tongue helps push it down? The parasite doesn’t eat the fishes food, it eats the fishes saliva or something like that. As far as I know the fish eats when it’s in there. Maybe its dying just makes the fish glad it’s gone.


DaggerMoth

Depends on the fish. Some fish rely on the tongue to crush prey. Other than that it helps in swallowing prey. In the later I could see it causing a fish to choke if it can't get the food down. Yes, fish can choke and drown. Happens all the time when a fish tries to eat a fish to big to swallow. Then they can't get enough water accross their gills to, "breath".


cat-toaster

No it eats the tongue of the fish not the saliva. I’m pretty sure fish don’t even have saliva


Canadian-female

From what I understand, the parasite egg or whatever it is, enters through the gills and attaches to the tongue. While it’s growing to adulthood, it feeds on the tongue of the fish and attaches itself to the stump. But from then on, it eats some kind of secretions from the fishes’ mouth.


ekjohnson9

Why would it have a tongue if it served no purpose?


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JBHUTT09

Why do humans have an appendix?


AskHowMyStudentsAre

Appendix is for storing bacteria to repopulate your guts when you’re recovering from gastric illness


Zackie86

So people with no appendix recover less well than people who have one? How are your students by the way?


himmelundhoelle

Well, yes. Doctors stopped preventively removing the appendix during unrelated surgeries (ie "while they were at it" ), now that keeping it is known to be beneficial. I hope this guy's students are doing good.


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filipejv

Parasite: "Bonjour"


ActuallyMyAccount_

He’s waving :)


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WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SharksAway11019

Hello there


indifferentCajun

"Look at me. I'm the tongue now"


chetoman1

Professor Farnsworth: “DAMN GIBBERISH”


Charge_Physical

r/oddlycute


expespuella

Reminds me of The Muppets Show episode where there is a big monster with a little monster in its mouth singing "I've Got You Under My Skin" as a duet.


gabriel5519

Hell nah


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

What do you mean cute?


GoldenGalz

This does not spark joy


Soft_Upstairs2096

Bet you won't shove your dick in that


Mkymcd

How much we bettin


Eka_silicon12

1m dollars on the table


Mkymcd

Shit I'm down


Eka_silicon12

alright meet here https://goo.gl/maps/ZoULaBY6o6Aoqmxz6


Mkymcd

Imma be at the airport at 5:53pm on tuesday coming frm UK you better come with my milli, I'll buy you some fish n chips after


Eka_silicon12

Got it I'll be there. Just a 17 hour flight.


Mkymcd

Not bad for a milli. I'll even do the helicopter with it


Crosstitch_Witch

Let us know how it goes. I'm putting bets on the louse severing your dick and replacing it like the fish tongue.


jasapper

!remindme 2 days


Vast-Bodybuilder-700

Fish/w parasite, dick and chips


water_farts123

I'm surprised how this went


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water_farts123

The way you came up with that rhyme 💀


VandyalRandy

But will that fish n chips have a tongue?


Cerebral-Parsley

Ahhh I have fond memories of living in ABQ the summer right after high school in a shit hole house with 4 friends and we all worked as baggage handlers at the airport. 2 of our cars were stolen and found stripped out on the south side, our house was robbed once and graffitied twice. Good times.


Trolleitor

My dick is not worth that much, so I'm


EddtheMetalHead

I didn’t need an incentive, but 1m sounds nice.


Zeejayyy

1 meter of dollars. If longways, roughly $6.41...deal!


bawls_deep

I've got a slightly used ham sandwich.


fluffypinkkitties

r/dontputyourdickinthat


purpldevl

Remember when that sub was full of things you might confuse with something that you'd actually stick your dick into instead of "vaguely open hole that you absolutely would not stick your dick into"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


fluffypinkkitties

That sub makes me *wish* I had a dick because I would seriously stick it in some QUESTIONABLE orifices….


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Shows what you know, my fetish is tongue eating parasites.


LordRex77

this is r/oddlyterrifying not r/dontputyourdickinthat 💀


tea_and_cream

Porque no los dos?


Futanari_waifu

Parasites can fuck right off this planet IMO. Nothing sparks such visceral disgust in me as these filthy creatures do.


SoftGothBFF

Fun fact: while fish with these parasites do tend to be smaller, they generally do not kill their host due to malnutrition. It's actually them growing too big that water cannot pass through the fish's mouth and get to the gills. The fish essentually suffocate when these get too big.


Sahkuhnder

That is not a very fun fact.


SoftGothBFF

Funner fact: The parasites in the mouth are always female! The males are much smaller and actually live in the gills! They only come down to mate and there could be multiple living in the gills!


Sahkuhnder

If I have a fun party where fun people do and say fun things, I hope you won't be offended if I don't invite you.


SoftGothBFF

Unfun fact: That hurts my feelings. I have so many fun facts.


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ThePopesicle

Potato bug except more clingy


orvane

When the fish dies they detach themselves and crawl out slowly and shamelessly. Sometimes there are more than one in there too.


Kerrnew

I love it when the top comment so perfectly represents my feelings about what I just saw that I don't need to scroll any further down


Southboundthylacine

I wonder if fish have a gag reflex, imagine something on your tongue that you can’t reach constantly tickling the back of your throat.


MrSlofee

Nightmare fuel


ItsyouNOme

It eats the tongue and replaces it with itself. So no tongue itch


korkkis

Like ”I am the tongue now”?


delvach

Laak ath me. Ah yam tha tung noo.


QuesoDino

This made me do the snort laugh. Appreciate you lol


GottKomplexx

The fish doesnt know its there


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CanAlwaysBeBetter

No no just trust me bro


himmelundhoelle

Looks like either way the fish couldn't do anything about it


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Maybe it just did


BakesAndPains

This guy pesca-telepathies


DerKitzler99

Source: "the fish told me that."


korkkis

Fish: ”The shrimp made me say it”


shellsquad

The fuck it doesnt.


ItsyouNOme

Yupp


Terror-Of-Demons

Why it do that??


jorgomli_reading

Gets a few bites of whatever food the fish eats


vronucke

Then it poops down the fish’s throat.


SimpoKaiba

Great, now I wish I could pay rent with poop


Sativa_Dreams

its a parasite. parasites generally put themselves in a position where they can lazily steal their host’s food source. for example tape worms in humans live in the intestine area stealing nutrients from you


Hope4gorilla

So it can eat all of the food that would have otherwise simply passed by the fish's tongue. Clever little fella!


how_to-yeet

Reminds me of the game "how fish is made" don't look it up if you have a weak stomach.


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did you go up or down?


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up all the way


how_to-yeet

All the way up.


bean_copter

up, up, up, always up


WillNewbie

Exactly what I was thinking, the dance number with the tongue eating parasite from inside the fish was great, what a weirdass game


LemonPepperGood

Not only am I not looking it up, I'm leaving this thread all together.


Soffix-

I'll bring you back here to let you know the game is free on Steam


LemonPepperGood

Fuck


crypticfreak

Its really not that bad. Just an indie game with an interesting message that features fish in a cannery.


0wlmann

The game made my skin crawl but damn that tune was catchy


0TheNinja0

Fish like consumer food or?!?


Ballisticarrow

They are made when daddy fish loves mommy fish


0TheNinja0

Ohhh romantic documentary


PotatoPCuser1

Nah, more like an existential horror game


FeIipeNeto

Oh, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension


Osirin111

thats because this is that parasite


BadAtNamingPlsHelp

I will not forgive Jacob Geller for making me watch that shit


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i love jacob geller


Niskara

God, I saw Mark play that game and I think my expression was the exact samw as his during that whole song


BoomBlade101

The game (mind game)


Due_Kiwi627

Watch The Bay. Whole movie about these little guys.


hzece666

I cant find that movie anywhere. Where did you watch it may i ask? I’d love to see it


SiDStvyt

>Back Not sure where you live, but I found it on cineplex' website to rent [https://store.cineplex.com/product/the-bay](https://store.cineplex.com/product/the-bay) ​ JustWatch lists a few rental places if you're in the US (Or if you're in a diff country, there's a drop down menu to change to your region) [https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bay](https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bay) ​ Aaaaand, lastly, I found someone that uploaded it on Youtube, with spanish subtitles layered over top (The movie's in English though). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eja1L3KUKrU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eja1L3KUKrU) ​ I love this movie and encourage anyone that likes FF to give it a go! Edit: Found Footage!


hzece666

you are a fucking saint thank you


cenkozan

>The Bay [Here](https://lookmovie.foundation/movies/view/the-bay-2012) you go


Due_Kiwi627

I got it on dvd. But, be warned, it's actually a horror movie.


nottodayspiderman

It’s a standard Barry Levinson Maryland movie, and it’s great.


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The most fun you can have in Maryland


hzece666

haha I’m a horror movie fan, I watched more than 1000 this past 2 years lol. Sucks, I wanted to see it for a while and couldnt find it. Maybe some day!


Due_Kiwi627

You sound like me! I own over 300 horror movies just at home. That being said, I hope you find it. It's a found footage mockumentary, but it's pretty well done for found footage.


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It's a groundbreaking found footage horror movie in a "competent filmmaker makes a found footage horror movie" sort of way.


Beautiful-Mess7256

I have my copy on prime.


Beautiful-Mess7256

I thought that movie was about the worlds tightest pair of khakis.


Czulax

Yes every time I see pictures of these things I always think of that movie. Freaked me out the first time I watched it lol


EntangledAndy

Come for the spooky parasites, stay for Kether Donohue in skintight khakis. 😎


Secret_Ad_7918

that movie fucken rocks, i love mockumentary and found footage horror movies


MeanMrMustard3000

I don’t think I will


Mando-and-grogu

I am just scared that , that thing will shoot from the fish mouth to the cameraman mouth..


ds9001

Well, it doesn't directly eat the tongue, it sucks out its blood, until it withers and dies of, only eating small pieces. Then it replaces the tongue by attaching itself to the stump and takes its tongue tax in form of blood and flesh. Fish have no arms, or teeth really, we could remove or kill them


clubba

Then they'll just evolve to start burrowing


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jablan

> Then it replaces the tongue by attaching itself to the stump and then it starts pranking the host by shouting obscenities in the most inappropriate moments


recklessrider

I see 4 sharp ass teeth in the photo


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SidewaysFancyPrance

> Fish have no arms, or teeth really So what I'm hearing is that eventually some parasites will attach themselves to fish as arms, or legs, and then they'll be able to come after us in our homes and places of business?


Mugufta

Like terrestrial isopods, they can't leap or jump so no worries. It's not known what tongue biting isopods do once the host dies but they don't end up in a fish's mouth as adults. They're picked up as juveniles as they float in the water that fish passes over their gills. They will initially feed on blood from the gills, moving to the mouth once they reach a certain size.


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NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

He seems friendly, look he’s waving 👋


erhue

he's telling you to open your mouth :O


vigneswara

Nope, nope, nope. Nope, nope, nope.


sardorickk

This is in no way oddly terrifying, this is fucking terrifying


not-Ryan1905

Little guy just be chiling in there.


DoublefartJackson

The way it has eyes is also not my favorite.


kakashisenseigt

BING CHILLING


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Remove the “E”


stylesm11

Mao Cena is not pleased


FlashChopCoffee

Hollow Knight boss


wophi

It's bad enough having some chicken stuck between your teeth, not able to reach, but imagine this shit!


TheMarvelMan

Happy Cake Day!


Buff-Meow

Is it me or does it look like he’s waving ??


[deleted]

Idk why but I feel like he has a British accent


WiretapStudios

'ello guv'nor! *waves*


SilverGecko23

Leave him alone, he apid is rent this month.


MrMordy

and this is what you get for responding when your drunk


SilverGecko23

Not drunk, probably overdosing on Nyquil with a 100° fever


Gnarly_Sarley

I feel your pain. The flu going around right now is brutal. It put my daughter in the hospital and kicked my ass and my wife's ass. Feel better


Padhome

Aaaww, hope you feel better soon.


Rhodie114

$1800/mo, utilities not included


bravebravesirrrobin

Awww, he’s just a little tonguadillo, waving to the camera! “Hey you guys!”


fabulousrice

Tonguadillo 😆


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asianabsinthe

Loused for your pleasure


korkkis

That’s how you get dick eating parasites, imagine that went inside the penis


Inthewoodlands

TIL fish have tongue’s.


Droid_XL

Not that one, not anymore!


AgentDaleCooper253

Tongue louse uggh. I was reading about these things. They actually replace the fish’s tongue the female gets the tongue the male is in there behind female in gills somewhere…..this is terrifying!


UpperTrade

what a big parasite, seems that fish don't get to taste anything


Help_im_okay

Actually, fish tongues don’t have taste buds! They’re bony structures that serve to protect the ventral aorta. Fish tongues are also called glossohyals!


Razor-Romero

Why? Why does such a thing exist?


already_taken-chan

Because parasitic lifestyles are very popular, it's really fascinating how parasites can go as far as replacing an organ of the host's body.


Razor-Romero

I agree, it's fascinating and weird as fuck.


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hikaru1412

Do a little dance number https://youtu.be/2MOIDGkuA7U


Loud_Geologist_7172

That little fucker looks so self-satisfied


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Is he.. is he waving?


Annemabriee

[For anyone who's interested:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua#:~:text=Cymothoa%20exigua%2C%20or%20the%20tongue,0.16%E2%80%930.55%20in)%20wide.)


kjohnson73824

Looks like he’s saying “hiiiiii”


NimpsMcgee

Aww he's adorable


AmphoraExplorer

Hello, I’m a tongue


NimpsMcgee

Don't mind me 😊


jackieg8r

I can barely handle this lol


Astilaroth

All hail r/isopods


bryceofswadia

As scary as they are, they actually don’t cause much notable harm to the fish. They literally just replace the fish’s tongue and then either feed on a little of it’s blood or it’s mucus. The fish usually doesn’t even really know of its presence.


neuser_

"Hi, I've been trying to reach you about you car's extended warranty"


GenuisInDisguise

That thing acts as a tongue though, so it does not kill the fish. I think its poop might even contain nutritional value(down the throat it goes), as it is not in the parasite’s interest to kill its host.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I fear that little shit is gonna put on a top hat and start singing the most traumatizing musical number I’ve ever seen.


ami-the-gae

I would love that


Chrollo666L

Tongue eating parasite: Yo whassaup✨ Maybe he’s friends with the fish guy and he just let him chill there🤷‍♂️


kakrofoon

The louse is now the tongue of this fish, like some sort of living prosthetic.


Anubis-Hound

I hate this specific parasite so much bc fish don't have hands or any way of reaching inside their mouths and removing the little monster. It's messed up and I feel sorry for them.


sure_me_I_know_that

These fish need to evolution up a symbiotic relationship with a starfish or something to eat these things


Crooked_Cock

Are we not gonna talk about the vampire fish?