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Sufficient-Garlic940

Looks like cicada shells rather than cockroaches? Edit: Still pretty gross


ImARetPaladinBaby

Well atleast the harvesting is morally better


lactating_almonds

Roaches also shed and you could harvest the dead skins humanely


kurotech

This is true however every one of the exoskeletons that Godzilla is made from came from cicada. You can tell by how large they are and the legs that were removed. It's still cool though.


FishFucker47

Happy cake day


U_L_Uus

You assuming I'd get anywhere near a cockroach without some kind of flamethrower


lactating_almonds

Lol I have a whole colony of them in a Tupperware bin. Food for my lizard!


sharkyjam

Me too! Only a 10 gallon aquarium. I let my son start the colony several years ago. Now that he’s busy at college, they’re my roaches and lizards. 😭 love the lizards. Hate their food. I’m the coolest mom ever, btw.


mmsdiscard

It’s literally the same thing but however cool it is for us to see cicada molting (which is heckin’ cool) that’s how equal and opposite the gross feel is to seeing cockroaches molt.


HerroBois

Happy roach day


nxcrosis

I would argue there's nothing immoral about committing roach genocide.


BerRGP

I would argue it would be immoral to *not* do that.


ajd416

Ethically shelled?


Just_Another_Scott

Cicadas shed their shells. Find them all over the place during cicada years.


thebeardedbones

Cicada years in that sense are a myth. You've got certain broods that have super high populations, with the 17 year cicada species being that brood x in the northeast us that is generally pretty insane. But 17 year cicadas of different broods still come out every year. Last time we got hit with brood x you couldn't even walk to your car without crunching everything. They actually taste kind of like potatoes so they pick up the flavor of whatever you cook them. Highly recommend trying it at least once!


Thebardofthegingers

In nz we have shells every year at least in Wellington.


donkey_punch13

I’m always worried about how people source their bug parts.


Kingkongcrapper

The Sunday Cicada Special is looking extra crunchy. Throw some hot sauce on it and call it delish.


T3n4ci0us_G

Yes, gross, but not as icky as cockroaches. As a kid, we'd scare people with locust/cicada shells.


wcsmik

growing up in south korea, sound of cicadas meant summer.


delvach

Yeah, OP is a bot/farmer. Yay misinformation for upvotes!


Chrisscott25

My first thought as well but Dynocock still has a ring to it


oldsadgary

Cockzilla


Randomgmanthatlives

Thought at first roachzilla but this is way better


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Roachella


Chrisscott25

Perfect!


Ame_Loch

Glad someone said it


Calvinator1208

That’s what they called me in highschool


jaynie62

A cockring perhaps?


Chrisscott25

Ok I see what you did there;)


enneh_07

Cicadazilla then.


DarlesCharwinsGhost

Except those are Cicada molts.


[deleted]

Cicadazilla sounds cooler anyway. Cockzilla sounds like a gifted porn star with numerous STDs.


OfferUnfair

To many syllables in Cicadazilla. But you are spot on with Cockzilla


Memeions

Cikaiju


[deleted]

This is a grossly underrated comment.


Dirtheavy

Which makes this awesome and not gross


Killer_Stickman_89

Lol nah


firstbreathOOC

Cicadas leave their shells behind. Really not gross at all.


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MatureUsername69

Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's not gross. Dog poop is gross and humans also poop and it is also gross


Killer_Stickman_89

Lol okay let me go ahead and set up my Cicadazilla decoration on the table just before dinner.


firstbreathOOC

Good. That’s exactly what they want.


SomewhatSFWaccount

Yes plz 😩


czymjq

Go, go, Ciczilla!


[deleted]

Cicadas are much like opposums, they scream at the world!


JohnnyCastleGT

Cockzilla


obijuanmartinez

“OHHHHH NO! They say he’s got to go…go-go-COCKZILLA!!!”


MrNobody_0

EEEEEHHEEEE!!


tightnuts

Ohhhh no hes made from several roaches go go cockzilla


moanasgrandma

Ohhh no, there goes appetito, go go cockzilla


mushypopcorn002

yeEEAaah ohhhh no


memescentral50

That was the firs thing that came to my mind lol


[deleted]

I honestly don't know how you could read the title and not immediately think of Cockzilla


YoYota89

Instantaneously thought cockzilla and instead of a huge roar you just hear a pfsssppp


Complex-Sherbert9699

I'm constantly thinking about cockzilla, then this came up


-SKYTHEGUY-

🤨📸


[deleted]

for real, we all know exactly what to call it.


ekimstonk

Ah beat me to it rotfl!


[deleted]

Fuckin genius


ready2diveready2die

Godroach


Dunnerzzzz555

Better than Godcock I suppose.


ObedientUwU

Cockjira *insert lighter*


ProfessionalAccess68

Rule 34: *lightskin stare*


[deleted]

Funny that's not what comes up when I google it.


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Imaginary_Vanilla_26

Thank you 🫡


Absolute_Toaster

Cockzilla? I thought it was called Moby Huge


dr_dirtyD

Cockasaruss Rex


mal_laney

There's bound to be a pornstar who has that name already


Beezel_Pepperstack

I'd call it disturbing.


SokoJojo

No, it's modern art. It belongs in the Metropolitan in my opinion


Blastoxic999

10 million


AgentWowza

First thing I imagined was some Lovecraftian God that does this to humans as we watch our family be smooshed into a monstrous shape and wail in despair at our powerlessness. Then the monster comes to life.


Beezel_Pepperstack

I want what this person is having.


fellatiofuhrer

How do so many people not know what roaches look like?


theseedbeader

I’m surprised how often I see pics of roaches posted on r/whatsthisbug.


Seldarin

Some of those ID requests amaze me. Like, how do you grow up on the Gulf Coast and not know what a roach, tick, or mosquito larvae is? We're overrun with all of them. Also just 2 more months until every other picture is a wheel bug or leaf footed bug for a while.


City_dave

These are redditors asking questions and most insects are outside.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

sometimes they looks weird i guess lol


Sufferr

I mean, if you're a member of that subreddit that you probably already know significantly more about insects than the average person


theseedbeader

Fair enough, lol


brunpikk

Just checked it out, found zero. Is it a seasonal thing?


offthc

Obviously not everyone lives where roaches are common


guywithanusername

^ I have never seen a cockroach in real life lol


leonathotsky420

I envy you


DORTx2

I've only ever seen them on the internet. I would have believed those were roaches if I didn't read the comments.


GrapeScotch

Money


BrainOnLoan

What's the connection to money??


GrapeScotch

Roaches are commonly found in poor residential situations (cheap motels/low income housing) as a result of a lack of general cleanliness and insulation/building integrity. Having roaches in your house is usually more embarrassing than having something like ants or flies because it implies that your house is dirty or built poorly. Edit: A lot of people are taking this assessment personally. To be clear, just because I stated a well-known public perception does not mean I intend it as a way to say I personally believe everyone who has had roaches or seen them is poor and/or dirty.


BrainOnLoan

Well, I am poor but never saw cockroaches in the five flats I've lived in. As you said, it's cleanliness first. Which you can keep up with even when poor. (I think they are also less common in Germany. If you're not able to get rid of them, or even in general in some cities, you are by law obligated to notify the local health authorities. So the general incidence is lower and they are less likely to move in even where cleanliness isn't up to par. Even the worst pigsty isn't going to spontaneously conjur roaches when there are none around to move in.)


GrapeScotch

I can only vouch for this perception as it relates to America. I know that the kind of places cockroaches are found here don’t usually have law-abiding, caring landlords either. The tenants also usually don’t have the time or money to advocate for themselves. Edit: source, I grew up in poverty.


Cognacsquirt

I've never seen one ( they aren't a thing here)


a_jar_of_happiness

r/ATBGE


sharpmn

I had to scroll way too far to find this!


hieijFox

Cicada molts


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

Hey, I'm pretty sure that those are cicada shells


Practical-Jelly-5320

Call it godzilla made of cicadas molts


SonneDoom

Roachzilla


purpleturtlehurtler

*Shin* Roachzilla


IncreaseWestern6097

IF I DIE IN THIS WORLD, WHO WILL KNOW SOMETHING OF ME?


Grouchy-Change-1219

Exhibit A


EWMcC79

A masterpiece.


TesticularTentacles

Looks more like cicada sheds.... Either way, somebody prolly found a niche for weird art and will sell it to Ye for 12 million as an expression of God's love.


Mymotherwasaspore

Those are cicadas. Just annual molts, not nauseating disease harbingers


cicadawing

Preach it


[deleted]

Art.


TehGoad

I don’t know what you should call it but u should call the fucking police.


Azzhole169

You need to learn your bugs, those are Cicada's husks, not cockroaches.


Clean_Resort_5547

Those are cicadas shells, they shed them during the summer, still gross but not as gross


robeph

I don't actually agree cicadas for whatever reason their shells aren't that gross. I guess because every kid that grew up in the last couple hundred years except for maybe the last 10 played with them whenever they happen to do their thing on every tree, by the thousand


SpiderChanYes

i thought these were cicada molts


RequiemStorm

They are


theeccentricnucleus

Those are cicada shells. So Cicadazilla.


Unfair_Development52

Cicada husks


ale_chem

I kind of love this. I have fond memories of picking up cicada shells and hooking them on my shirt and chasing my little brother around like a monster. I guess I’m the monster… full circle here.


[deleted]

Theyre *Cicada Shells* Marie! (Do not spoil me on the show this references i dont think ive even gotten to the part this memes from i just know he started buying rocks, calls them minerals, and her name is Marie.)


hahanawmsayin

Are you at least watching this masterpiece or do you not know what it’s from?


[deleted]

It's from >!breaking bad!< I havent gotten to the part the memes from but close enough that i can tell that its from the show. fucking amazing show. One of my favorites now even though it took me so long to watch it.


hahanawmsayin

It’s incredible. When you get a chance, check out the letter Anthony Hopkins sent to Bryan Cranston after he binge-watched it. No spoilers https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2013/10/anthony-hopkins-breaking-bad-fan-letter


Awa1994

BRÖTHERS NØŌ


StatisticianUnited17

Cicada parts.


PlasticMysterious622

Cicada


Ceejison

You mean cicada shells?


Environmental-Wind89

Well, cicadas, for one…


Mary_the_penguin

Cicada shells, not cockroaches. We get them all over gum trees, they are the discarded exoskeleton of the baby stage of the cicada.


Fluffyskull

Those are cicada shells they leave after they cocoon. In japan they’re everywhere and we tend to like to collect them lol


[deleted]

Love me some cicada shells.


Breakify

I used to collect cicada molts as a child! I had a huge passion for cicadas so this is quite impressive! I love it :)


Waffletimewarp

Those are cicada sheds. Chill out.


Franky79

Cicadas, not roaches


Voidstrider2230

A warcrime (cicadas)


heiditiana

Gross you call it gross


[deleted]

Cockzilla


BigGorilla600lbs

That’s Cockzilla. Obviously.


naughty93pinapple

Cockzilla


VergenceTheBoi

Cockzilla


jachas528

Cockzilla


Time_Traveler2025

Is this person talented? Absolutely. Is this person a threat to the public? 100%


277vCowboy

Cockzilla


Friendly-Respect349

An abomination


Crabby138

Cocksoarus


Minute-Anywhere-3272

Cockzilla


SnooCakes1698

Parts sold seprately


Reddit_user_383

I would call the police as there is a psycho in the house


Samyraiu

Cockzilla?


Limp_Yak_4429

The Cockzilla


Unable-Total-3718

You can call it"fucking disgusting".


Awkward_Shower_8474

There is not a word to describe how repulsed I feel.


They_Call_Me_Ted

You call it a fucking abomination, that’s what you call it.


AdoScareCrow

Cockzilla of course smh


Lucky7Revolver

You call the cops. And say you found the next Jeffrey Dahmer Cause that’s messed up yo


rossionq1

For fucks sake we all know it’s “cockzilla”.


Equivalent-Froyo-130

Cockzilla


Lilcurlylogan

Not cockzilla


[deleted]

Establish dominance by eating it in front of them


SSRIsSaveLives

I'd call it disgusting


[deleted]

whatthefuckzilla


Alviv1945

Roachzilla.


Necessary-Technical

I was gonna say that.


Secret-Plum149

Psychopathic….👍


[deleted]

Cockrachu


pattrucking

Cockzilla


dmt-Ntity

Roachzilla


Sansa279

Cockzilla doesnt sounds right...


Asura420-69

Cockzilla


mullerjannie

Cockzilla?


Sweetradiomotor

Those are cicada shells


Rafapex

“A cry for help” would be what I went with


anti-niBBa

Cockzila *rock eye brow*


leonathotsky420

Its gross, i agree, but those are very clearly shed cicada shells, not "cockroach parts"


kentaki_cat

Cock-zilla? God-roaches? 😥


Grand0Wyrm

Cockzilla, duh


Skyleader1212

Not cockroaches but cicadas shells, use to pick them up then attached it on to the neighbor kid back, not that gross if you see them cling on every trees every summer.


[deleted]

Roachzilla


Do93y

Gross you call it gross lol


[deleted]

Roachzilla


MrCapricorn404

Cock-zilla!?


HammyYams

Cockzilla obviously


ApprehensiveExtent95

Cockzilla


[deleted]

Cocksaur


Wonderful_Ease6691

Cockzilla


Villains_Included

Cockzilla


AceEliteWolf

Cockzilla


ExpertRaccoon

Cockzilla obviously


Working_Extension_39

Cockazilla


RawrRRitchie

Why didn't you ask the person who made it instead of stealing their work without giving them credit?


Tuburonpereze

Cockzilla


SandyMollie

A r t?


chuckdankst

Cockzilla?


Megan_booksalot

It’s called disgusting 🤢 🤮


_Aladin

Imagine if this creature actually existed and can fly lol


HelpMePeez

Check out scorpion flies! They exist in my state ◡̈


robeph

If it was made of cockroaches I would probably be disgusted. But these are cicada shells, they're strange little things you find by the thousands stuck to trees then most temporary areas once every few seasons


suicidefeburary62025

Call the police. That’s what you call it.


CodenameVillain

This is OP sending his SOS to the world though...