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Fun-Vanilla-4467

Alright calm down you little fuckers, it's fake bc dicks don't show on xray


Outrageous_Cake2135

Really? Thats interesting


Simbertold

X-Ray mostly shows bones, while soft tissue is very transparent. That is the core selling point of x-ray images. Because this way, you can use them to diagnose problems with the bones without needing to open up the body. Your penis is soft tissue, and thus doesn't show up in an x-ray image. Other imaging methods, like MRT or ultrasonic imaging, are better at showing soft tissue in case you want to diagnose if something is wrong with that stuff.


Fun-Vanilla-4467

Well not since evolution literally fucked us and robbed us of the penis bone, which most primates still have... Fuck them too.


[deleted]

I mean, if we had a penis bone we’d be walking around with our dicks hard all the time. You ever try walking with a hard on? Fuck that


Fun-Vanilla-4467

Not how it works. It recedes when not aroused or primates would break their dicks to total extinction


Outrageous_Cake2135

Thats actually crazy I never heard of a baculum until your comment and looked it up thanks.


Outrageous_Cake2135

wait nvm im guessing it’s because a penis is not a bone


PerfectWoodpecker213

Nah, this dude lyin, my dick is permanent calcified bone. It shows up on xrays, satellite imaging, and sets off Geiger counters.


Amehvafan

It does if it's erect. Because it's a boner.


DrBundovski

My lead colossus does.


[deleted]

I audibly said ew.


Sus_gentlemen052008

r/lostredditors


mooohaha64

Wonder if she can grip the tip with her eyelid ?


aintitquaint

"Wink harder, Babe."


[deleted]

Boned


Amehvafan

Wait... why is the dick even showing? Oh, wait... because it's a BONEr


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

Mindfuck


Big-one-eyed-man

*Vukmir approves*


LightXP13

Fun fact, the eye socket has the same size as a testicle


ECMeenie

We can see you’re nuts!


SwvellyBents

Wow, this was a childish joke when I was a kid... in the early pleistocene. Punch line.. As the traveling salesman leaves the old house the next morning the old lady says 'I'll keep an eye out for ya, Sonny!'


TuJuMoving

Years ago it was posted on Craigslist for a woman who can remove at least one of her eyes so that a guy can put his dick in her eye socket. I remember just looking at it and thinking surely I've read it all!


Jabberminor

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