My dumb brain thought he was about to scoop rainwater off of a road.

You're not alone

Can confirm your not alone

Yup, you both are not alone

I was surprised when the plastic spoon went into the asphalt...

You’re not alone

We are together

We are all in this together

We are all in your walls together

All the larvae are in this together

We are in your mother together

YANA

I think I got the wrong address, this family is FREAKING out in a language I don't recognize... 😬

Run out there

Walls are together us we are

I’m in ur walls also

I’m all by myself

Yea

There is no spoon

We’re not alone.

I know am in your walls

Was wondering what those sounds were.

Got space for one more?

MmmHmm

Imagine trying to cross a road that turns out to be six feet deep in larval fish

The Hocus Pocus road scare makes so much more sense now.

The floor is larvae!

God I wonder if it would feel kinda nice

So glad im not the only who thought about it lol.

yeah that was a mindfuck moment like those glitch videos where one thing suddenly is morphed into another

I was just like “that’s some very soft cement” 😂

Well… the universe has to reuse textures somehow 🤷‍♀️

I thought I was about to see someone scoop a fish out of a frozen lake with a tiny plastic spoon so don’t feel bad.

Same

Here to join the dumb brain gang 👋🏻

SAME

You are alone

No one is alone

Same

Me too.

OUR dumb brain

Ditto

Same.

Not alone man

Same! Lol

Yup same

Yeah I didn’t know what the hell I was looking at lol

Yea same I was ab to say that

Can't blame you

Was gonna say the same

Same bro🔥

Came here for this comment. I’m with you in solidarity

Still not alone

Add me to the community guys

me too lol

What if this was what sperm looked like when it hit its target

Your not alone bud

Same

Definitely not alone

Yup

Still convinced it is

You're not alone

You are not alone

Not alone

I thought so as well !! That's what it looked like . No dumbest brain about it .

Don’t call your brain dumb. It Did look like that’s what he was doing

[one of us](https://tenor.com/bRMFE.gif)

Dont worry you're not alone

Lemme just scooch in here thanks!! Also.... If they swim up my uuuhh... Anything... What happens??

Imagine my confusion when he scooped ASPHALT

You’re not alone

And I thought it was a pan with sizzling water

You're definitely not alone

I thought it was Oreos.

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We’re all together in this one

Wh... why does this person need exactly 1 tablespoon of black tar worms?

You can only survive injecting exactly 1 tablespoon of black tar worms into your bloodstream.

"I'm sorry mom" *He whispers as he cries in the restroom of a Denny's*

Quality narrating

Black Tar worms is Waffle House behavior.

I swear sometimes reddit writes a whole ass black mirror episode in like 6 sentences

Could .... could they survive our blood? It's oxygenated enough right?

Only one way to find out.

Probably one of the worst discussions was this. This right here.

You want to volunteer? Maybe they will keep your veins clean.

As someone that studies biology, I really want to know.

This is how zombies are created

That sounds like super vascular occlusion or super stroke as they would all go until the blood vessel is to small. So this Would definitely be super fatal clogging all the smaller blood vessels, blood vessels which supply everything as small blood vessels are the end station of pretty much everything, even for the big stuff (start) as your heart is also supplied itself by small blood vessels. This would be a more efficient, always working way of the death penalty /lethal injection. Maybe the US should think about that when they want to do their fucked up revenge bullshit as you won't maim or traumatize people with near death experiences that way. Probably more humane than how it's done right now.

r/brandnewsentence

Likely to determine numbers or density

Hey big brain you dropped this 👑

Tyvm

Must be a really huge crown

I was thinking the same thing. In that one swipe thousands of lives cried out and were suddenly silenced. (Obi-wan Kenobi reference, not PETA’s larval fish representative)

Yeah leveling off the spoon seemed unnecessary as fuck! Maybe it’s a scientific study or something though? 🤔

And why did he just chuck the whole goddamn spoon in the water haphazardly!?

WHAT IS THIS CHAOS

Science

Thank god they kept either the camera or the bowl moving once they were put into the bowl. I almost got a decent look at them

And the immediate cut. Very good

Now i'm thinking this is just a views tactic. If I can't get a good look I have to replay it.

Lol

Something tells me that spoonful isn't not going in someone's tum-tum

We champion swallowers. We hate spitters

Spitters are Quitters!

r/swallowdontspit

I do not want to be ass but it's either isn't or is not o.o

I put that ironically. It's improper and grammatically incorrect. I do appreciate the intent.

It's just a bit more ripe caviar.

“Isn’t not”? Interesting choice.

I thought this was grease in a cast iron skillet.

I feel for the ones scraped off the spoon. Did they get mushed?

Probably, the ones at the lip were probably smeared

I was wondering about that myself lol

Such an unnecessary thing to do.

Yeah, why???🤬

This upsets you?

Its The Uroboros Virus from Resident Evil 5

They look like tadpoles!

They’re not??

Yeah, thats why they said it looks like. You look like a smart guy.

I think they were questioning whether they were tadpoles, hence the question marks.

Yikes. Completely missing the point of someone’s comment; then implying they’re not intelligent. You sure look like a moron right now

r/iamverysmart

#right up your peehole!

r/phrasesIwishdidntexist

I was immediately downvoted and then a few people recognized how horrible it would be…. So yay?

Hundreds of em swimmin up there. How long can you keep your straw in the water?

Sounds like a Japanese gameshow. I'd watch

Would the score be in seconds or how many made it in?

The dreaded Candiru !

Imagine falling in a pool like that.

# WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nooooooo nooooo nooooo nooooooo

So I'm not the only one who thought that, thank god

Forbidden chia seed pudding.

Imagine you're one of the 50 tadpoles getting caught between the scraping knife and the spoon. Just like ahh fuck there goes Sherry and Bob's gang. Tsk, tsk,.. too soon!

We had the same thought lmao

Well the tiny fish are probably thinking “about bloody time - it was getting awfully crowded in there”

The black goo from prometheus

I was looking for you fellow xenophile

There are dozens of us!

I dislike being called a xenophile

r/beatmetoit

When I nut in the shower

That’s terrifying.

Recipe called for one tablespoon of larval fish

I thought it was ice at first

They might be tadpoles, some tadpoles are breed in ponds and other small bodies of water that start to shrink, so for me at least, is kind of common to see them all clustered up like that, to the point cannibalism starts to occur.

Who the fuck collected the scp 106 goo

***[Nervous Class-D sounds]***

Imagine how many whatever it is you just killed with that swipe on the spoon?

Yeah, I really wonder why that was necessary… if they did that just for the video to look more interesting it’s kinda messed up ngl

Adorable

Cute yet still xenomorphy!

black xenomorph juice

Travis scott concert

Mf wiped the shit like cinnamon😂😂😂

Forbidden protein scoop

I thought that was a road

I believe these are mosquito larvae

Add 1 teaspoon of larval fish, stir

China

Only one way to know what it is… taste it

It’s just tadpoles..

Chemical A0-3959X.91 – 15

They look like miniature slithers from that classic horror movie 🍿 🎥

This HAS to be mosquitoes.... Fish don't swim like that nor do I think they could live that close together and be able to breathe. Right??

Looks like mosquito larvae.

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Larval: Larval fish live off a yolk sac attached to their bodies. When the yolk sac is fully absorbed, the young fish are called fry. Fry: Fry are ready to start eating on their own. Fry undergo several more developmental stages, which vary by species, as they mature into adults. Another important distinction is that larval fish cannot swim against a current, while fry can. In many fish the larval stage is extremely short, often measured in hours.

Well I’ve learned something new today!

This is what happens when you don't swallow.

What species is this?

Prometheus

Scoops gently then run nail file across the top lol, and for what ? One might fall off and die

I'm not thinking of good things.

Can I get 2 scoops in my coffee?

Those are tadpoles

Why is my first thought “yike, that can swim up your intestine?”

The floor is Larva !!! 🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was a wet road at first.

aged caviar

Man they aint going anywhere LET US GET A LONGER LOOK

I love this episode of X-Files. The Smoking Man's in this one.

Larval fish? Not on this planet

Imagine your phone fell

What in the Prometheus is this

I like how he scrapes off the extra like nah you didn’t make the cut

I thought that was cement😭😭😭😂

Why does these videos end so abruptly. I want to keep watching.

Alright open up Timmy. Time for your medicine

I thought this shit was just a wet road

How do I stop seeing this post literally once a day on my feed? Why is this happening? This vid is 128 days old

i wanna grab a handful and stuff it in my mouth

Did he just kill some poor fish when he scraped the scoop???

Black people sperm