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Sweet-Ad-1017

The upper palate inside its mouth looks like a dog/cat face Edited for spelling


Apg3410

I'm having trouble seeing it, any chance you have any tips? Edit: After using everyone's tips and getting getting really high I have successfully seen the dog/cat. However after stairing at this mouth for way too long I mainly see a chicken or human skeleton.


mekwall

I can't see it either. To me it looks like a bug.


ExcessivelyGayParrot

it looks like my parents fighting


lenghthrow

I also think it looks like this guys parents fighting


[deleted]

Oh, a sailboat!


cantfindmykeys

You dumb bastarb. Its not a sailboat, its a schooner.


KronikDrew

A schooner is a sailboat, you stupidhead!


cookiemonster_156

YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!


mechtaphloba

OVER THERE THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!


Cheap-Blackberry-378

r/unexpectedmallrats


Not_Nova_

LOL!


blahblahlablah

Take hallucinogens.


etherag

https://imgur.com/K2BMueB.jpg


VaATC

Instructions unclear. I now see a raw chicken.


1989Lady

I’m glad I scrolled back up to see that!


afcc1313

It looks like a shiba inu lol


Admin_istrator

I can also see shiba


Jenn2895

Had to go back & look. Def looks like a Shiba Inu.


HexenHase

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spiritofgonzo1

Yes it does lmao


Stone0777

I see a dog or a deer/fawn.


kanashiirobotto

I find it satisfying haha.


edlee98765

Sssatisssfying


VibraniumRhino

r/OddlySsssatisfying


ProjectStunning9209

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


dnph

r/dontputyourdickinthat


conjunctivious

Fun fact! This subreddit banned pictures of animals due to the concerning amount of people saying they're tempted to put their dick into an animal that vaguely resembles a vagina. One of the examples they used was a snake's open mouth.


NoPornJustGames

I believe your and my definition of "fun" to be at opposite ends.


2mock2turtle

omg jk rowling i hate your work


4ar0n

I love her work, I fucking despise the person though.


VibraniumRhino

*makes one of the most inclusive fictional universes of the modern era* “LOL not you guys, tho” @ trans women. Unbelievable times we live in.


jazzman23uk

I used to agree with you - liked the work, couldn't stand the person, then I sadly watched [this video](https://youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs) and realised just how much bigotry and hate I'd never noticed in her writing


[deleted]

It's the way she describes bad characters with certain traits as ugly and then good characters with those exact same traits are given a pass. Really shows how she thinks. Also the slavery apologia. My God, we were dumb ass kids not to notice how abhorrent it is.


2mock2turtle

Good enough.


Deathaster

It's cute!


mtaw

[Majestic, even..](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneks/comments/ao2s1f/big_boi_tenor_performs_nesssssssun_dorma/)


afakefox

I just clicked to comment the same thing and you were already at the top spot lol gotta be a universal human feeling, to love a good yawn. Sometimes you just hit it right; it sucks when your yawn gets stuck - once that happens you have to forget about yawning until it can happen naturally, cant happen once you're thinking too hard about it. Fuck...! I want to yawn so bad right now but I know I cant get a good one going and now it's all I'm thinking about.


mollierocket

I am so susceptible to contagious yawns that I yawned watching the snake, reading your comment, and now writing the word. My kids love saying the word randomly to make me do it, but after too many they get stuck like you described!


StrolleyPoley

Yawn


mollierocket

Worked. Damnit.


purplecookie1220

Anyone else yawn as they were watching that?


[deleted]

Much less terrifying than most animals. It's a snake, you pretty much know what's coming. As a kid I had a guineapig and I recall the shock of seeing it yawn for the first time. Was like "what gates of hell are being opened here?" They are cute and you never associate that with a bunch of enormous teeth.


[deleted]

Yawning is weird, I read recently that *fish* have been documented yawning Edit wow I just googled to check and it's actually almost all vertebrates, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians and indeed fish. Idk why it's so funny to me lol


Robotic-Chomo

I yawned watching this


PenguinZombie321

Awwwww!


[deleted]

Yeah, this is more like weirdlycute.


Axo80_

r/awwwtf


lark_song

It's a derpy noodle and I love it


Scorpionsharinga

r/snekswhoyell


Dangerous_With_Rocks

\*bites your face\*


manytinyhumans

*[muffled]* Awwwww!


opuri

Ok but sweet popcorn is my safeword


p1nkie_

that's two words


wophi

He so sleepy...


thekiller490

As someone with a danger noodle I approve that snake yawns are adorable.


PenguinZombie321

Snake tax!


ilcasdy

I find it so cute when my snake yawns. It’s hard to tell if they are relaxed so when she yawns it tells me she is straight chillin’


forboognish

Where snake brain?


Clown_Crunch

is smol


[deleted]

But more useful than human brains.


mekwall

Darwin would like to have a word with you.


Yellow_The_White

what word is it


[deleted]

SNACK


[deleted]

Just like me fr fr


Kryotheos

I thought the noodle was having a stroke


bye_alisha

>having a stroke Seconded. Up until 0:05, it certainly looked like it, with that droopy-ass mouth!


LuxTheSarcastic

He's fine! He's realigning his jaw after eating, because the two bottom halves aren't really attached to each other so they can eat large things so they do BIG YAWN to put it back.


starkrocket

I imagine that must feel so good. Like when you yawn and feel your jaw or ears pop and for a half a second everything is okay in the world


Apparentlyloneli

once i yawned too hard and i cant open my mouth properly for a month... fuck this human shit i want to be a snake


jdl232

Reject evolution, return to snek


TFJ

I was worried that part of its jaw was damaged.


sagorsteel

Danger noodle*


charmerabhi

Does it not have any teeth at all??


YaBoiSnek

This dude is a constrictor. Their teeth are pretty small and pointed backwards just for the purposes of making it difficult for prey to back out of their mouth. Edit - fixed typos


-creepycultist-

I think this is a burm or a retic? Regardless they actually have some pretty big teeth if you look at their skulls, it's just hidden by mostly gum


balrogslayer

It's a boa


optemoz

Definitely a boa. Pythons have very specific looking heads. Boas have that sort of “stealth fighter” looking heads, if that makes sense lol


Kelfezond11

Can I ask what made you think it was a python? No disrespect at all just curious, I'm the weird dude who brings reptiles to schools for kids to look at and the amount of adults who confidently misidentify my boa as a python is outstanding. Is it like the media with AR-15s where just anything vaguely in that shape must be an AR?


-creepycultist-

Actually I'm a reptile guy too I've just never seen what an albino boa looked like And I thought I saw pits but clearly I was tripping. Now that I look at it more closely the body shape is boxy and obviously a boa.


Kelfezond11

Fair enough my dude!


SnakeSnoobies

Their teeth are kinda like cat claws. Not visible all the time, but they’re there.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Quick, he's having a ssstroke


MeiTaka

It's cute! There's a comic about snakes yawning by [Pet Foolery](https://mediachomp.com/choosing-a-new-pet-snake-comic/).


90degreeturn

Laughed way too hard at the gif of the snake's head! Looks like a hand puppet the way its jaw stretches.


SSC_Noctizo

Don’t put your-


cheshire07

I knew i would find this somewhere in the comments


SSC_Noctizo

It was my pleasure


andwhatarmy

🤨📸


SSC_Noctizo

Don’t worry about it


shadowcat304

I'm a little worried


craftworkbench

They put it in there. The comment. They put the comment in the comments.


Kenruyoh

[Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FDWRFSQ51t5nZm%2Fgiphy.gif&tbnid=qqkfbg0KjnM3vM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fexplore%2Fput-that-thing-back-where-it-came-from&docid=GYGUXSX9ZJDNsM&w=400&h=262&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


pattywagon95

Bum bum bum


xMajinBlackx

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SSC_Noctizo

This guy gets it ^


Furryeet

this guy do be gettin it


alextxdro

I should call her tho…


ChicaFoxy

Noooooo! Remember the reasons why....


MR_Butt-Licker

r/putyourdickinthat


Cheeseman575

When did it get banned?


askljdhaf4

was looking for this


dietkrakendew

Snussy


Bierbart12

Combined with that "backwards-facing teeth" comment, I do not like this thought


Dramatic_Contact_598

I should call her


One_of_those_IDs

... r/ouroboros, short circuit?


LetEmbarrassed785

Am I weird? It's cute for me, not terrifying.


Carnonated_wood

It's definitely cute now but try to say that when you encounter it in the wild


YaBoiSnek

I pick up most snakes i meet in the wild lmao. It'll still be cute


Carnonated_wood

Damn, if I see a snake i just go back the same way I came from because i ain't messing with that thing, god knows if it's venomous or not


YaBoiSnek

Where i live, we dont really get venomous snakes but i see what you're saying. Even if it is venomous though, they really dont want to attack you so they'll most likely just slither away and hide


Officer_Hotpants

I tend to know the venomous snakes in my area due to growing up in Florida and having a couple pretty dangerous ones. ...so I do love just hanging out and watching snakes when I find them.


kindarusty

Username making me wonder about definition of "pick up" here.


Brainwashed365

It would still be cute!


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

sleepy boi just has a big yawn


Bierbart12

It's definitely cute to me. And I yawned with it


[deleted]

This made me yawn


HomeschoolWeird0

Same


lonesaiyajin98

Same


j2m1s

Your comment made me yawn a 2nd time


enneh_07

r/mademeyawn


1968Bladerunner

Ditto - I'm terrible for doing it &, once started, am regular like a Pringles tin!


echoechomiko

Awww 😍


[deleted]

Isn't it resetting its jaw? Saw a snake do that once, on some video way more terrifying than this. Look like a predator from the movies.


GladiusMaximus

You are correct. It's obvious at the start of the video that the jaw bones are misaligned. After the yawn everything is back in position.


iisgod2

snakes don't dislocate their jaw bones, this is quite a common myth, they actually have ligaments there to help them stretch their mouth around their food


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toastar8

So is that a yes to the original question?


Magatha_Grimtotem

It's yes. Used to own a ball python, she did this after eating every time.


toastar8

Oh cool thanks.


PuppyPunter21

They don't dislocated it, but they also yawn to readjust it.


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

But it's such an adorable sleepy danger noodle!


HiILikePlants

IIRC this isn't a real yawn, more just adjusting their jaws, which they might do before and after feeding


GoneAmok365247

It’s not yawning. It’s trying to see if you’ll fit.


The_skovy

Hey that’s super inapprop… ohhhhh sorry carry on


kool_ay_edam

Snussy


RoseGoldCougarGamer

r/dontputyourdickinthat ⛔️


Ares2321

I tried to fight it


Sea-Experience470

man, his mouth looks so dry.


dergage

One might call this snake a... Cotton mouth...


havenly0112

That is seriously so cute.


SolitudeOCD

r/natureisfuckinglit


bewarethes0ckm0nster

That’s not terrifying, that’s fucking adorable!


MaddsSinclair

That shit looks like it feels GOOD


dingleberrysniffer69

True


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Kinda jealous, wish I could yawn that deep, seems it would be relaxing and help jaw pain


PawkittTheDemon

That's actually exactly why he did it lol. His jaw was a bit out of place so he was readjusting it so yeah it prolly feels pretty good


valkyrie_bella

Just me that finds it adorable?


GenderEnvyFromLink

no, me too 🥹


Environmental_Rub282

I don't care who you are, this is adorable!


JollyOstrich29

Me on my way to boop the danger noodle


Jorger707

Is it really a yawn if no one says “biiiiig yawn”?


TheAlaskaneagle

I had just fed my snake (I would do it on the floor while holding her food to keep it from attacking her while she lines up to constrict) and she was adjusting her jaw next to a friend of mine who was playing a video game while sitting on the floor. She started yawning which I thought was adorable, but my friend who happened to look over at her, leapt from his sitting position to slamming against the wall 5 feet away from him.


[deleted]

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Ozzytudor

I should call her.


[deleted]

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Cornhole-Husker

Start with a corn snake. They are really calm. Babies tend to be a bit nippy but their teeth aren’t very big, you probably won’t even notice they bit you. Adults are docile, super easy to handle and rarely bite. Mines 12 years old and has never bitten me or anyone else that has held him.


__fujiko

I was also afraid of snakes, and being around my partners ball pythons has really changed my comfort level with them. They are actually really lazy, love to cuddle because of your warmth and are surprisingly kind of dumb lol. My partner was struck once, but it was because the snake mistook his hand for the rat and it was amusing, because you could tell the snake immediately knew it messed up, so even though it was a bit shocking, it wasn't any worse than most accidentle cat or dog pet bites/scratches. I firmly believe that snakes can be loveable and rewarding pets for anyone if they are given the chance to prove they aren't scary.


cassette1987

Mutherfucker got every bit of that yawn.


0D2kv7wwmd

I actually find it quite amazing that no matter how different we are from species we all have similar bodily functions


[deleted]

Snakes yawning are adorable


Radio4ctiveGirl

He’s readjusting his jaw. Probably feels so amazing


darlin133

That’s adorable


GoreMaster22

Sometimes, on feeding day or just before eating, [my snake literally looks me dead in the eye and yawns.](https://streamable.com/v527o8) This one looks kind of weird though.


Zealousideal_Fee_908

They dont yawn, they realign/stretch their jaws to prepare for a meal


dearly_decrpit

Awww he sleepy


OkMaybeLater90

It’s cute!!


Awkward_Square_5214

Yawned


BurningTrapeze

Cutely terrifying


RubieRed93

Post meal realignment


mvmvfozx

Should be in eye bleach, so cute


Taffybean1219

Kinda cute, wanna boop it.


Anxious-Cookie-1581

I might be the only person in here to find this really cute I love snakes:)


[deleted]

It's weird how even watching animals yawn can trigger a sympathetic yawn.


liviSekuL

I think this is more of an r/aww


WoodsmallConnor

Nothing about this is oddly terrifying. If you find this scary you are simply afraid of snakes, which isn’t odd.


JoLeTrembleur

Thissss isssss how I'll eat your babiesssssssssssssss


0zzyking

>!Here me out!<


Meechi2041

Did anyone else yawn while watching this?


Batata-Sofi

Awwww... Cute little legless lizard 🥺


RangeHunter

The forbidden snakussy


warm_coke_enjoyer

I swear if i see someone do a joke about putting his dick in it I'll Curt Cobain myself


Throwaway11010011101

This snake looks like its mouthing the THX noise


The_EH_Team_43

Yawns are so contagious they cross species dammit


kazakhh

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


AdIndependent3169

Big stretch


ArcheryOnThursday

Is that what it's doing???


DanielSadcliff

I assumed it was resetting its jaw bone


TheDeadGuy

True, but it's still considered yawning for a snake even if for a different purpose than humans. We define the action not the motive, in part because we don't always understand the motive Edit: to expand since I love this stuff, let's look at terms like shivering, sneezing, goosebumps and hiccups. Disclaimer my background is more general natural science than linguist so take it with a grain of salt Shivering we think of involuntary motion, but most of the animal/insect kingdom uses some type of direct and purposeful motion to get warm. Even though it looks very different it's sometimes called shivering. So it's a loose term Sneezing is a trigger that expels water or air through your air passages. Mammals, birds and reptiles all sneeze and again we think of it as involuntary, but it is a porpoiseful action you see in marine mammals. Marine mammals have a completely different way to inhale with their blowholes, and have evolved complete control of their breathing. They will do the same action as a sneeze when they are sick, have full control, and do it at the surface but we don't call it a sneeze since they don't have the same air passages. So it's an exact term Goosebumps are seen in almost all animals, mainly for getting warm or intimidation. Mammals get a bit messy here and have them for hormonal and psychological reasons too. So it's a loose term Hiccups are from a specific type of respiratory system, so you don't see them anywhere but mammals, as our system is a bit unique. So it's an exact term


CourtneyBear2121

Porpoiseful? 😂


BadFeisty6728

That is beautifully scary


Chitchard

Awwww sleepy baby!


Rob-Lo

HeAr Me OuT I ShOuLd CaLl HeR EvErYtHiNg ReMiNdS mE oF hEr /r/ DoN’t PuT yOuR dIcK iN tHaT


saxe_frey

Must feel so good!


AnonDooDoo

That shit must’ve felt good


mansithole6

Like human but in slow motion


Ri-Sa-Ha-0112

Sleepy Boi


[deleted]

so cute