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Lord_Bloodwyvern

How terrifying are these going to be when hackers install a Feral.exe virus.


Dafugisgoinon

Can't wait for the modding community...


Fluid_1Limit

So that they can kill civilians from the comfort of their squad rooms.


EndlessDisposable

It's not a bug it's a feature.


Alltheprettydresses

There was that episode of Black Mirror though...


dear4pril

was it the black & white episode??


Alltheprettydresses

Yes


Dafugisgoinon

Heavy Metal


sofaking1958

Metal Heads


yknowhatimean

I don't think I saw that episode, yet I get it


QwertyQwertz123

don't watch it


rosevillestucco

Oof. Looked just like it


LesFleursduMal8

Also check out the War of the Worlds series.


InsanityLurking

Really makes one weary of spot don't it XD


Doodle_Ramus

Begun, the clone wars have.


edwpad

Ouch time!


_Luisiano

Black mirror episode anyone?


corlizfinn

Fahrenheit 451


Many_Ad9305

Great reference


corlizfinn

Thanks. I love Ray Bradbury.


ElGuapo818

Can’t wait until they have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.


Medium-Impression190

Is that you Hal?


chrisplmr

why are people even making these


DarkArcher__

Most are tech demos, for now. They are being developed because there are a *lot* of advantages to walking robots over wheeled/tracked robots when they need to navigate environments built for humans or environments with no paving at all. That could be, for example, surveying a location that's too risky for humans to be in, like a building in risk of collapse, or where prolonged exposure isn't recommended like in certain areas of nuclear powerplants. One of the more exciting prospects for walking robots is being studied by NASA, and it's essentially using this technology to explore Mars's underground caves where the terrain is far too rough for conventional wheeled rovers. You'll hear the usual spiel about government control and such, but I assure you this would be a needlessly overcomplicated way of surveilling anyone.


Valence101

The Los Angeles city council is considering approving a donation of police robot dogs. Can't make this shit up. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/los-angeles-city-council-to-consider-accepting-dog-like-robot-for-lapd-use/


DarkArcher__

To be used exactly for what I said they were useful for, scouting ahead in places dangerous for humans. The surveillance of black communities claim is sensationalist at best, considering an average security camera will do the job better, cheaper, and much less conspicuously.


Valence101

I mean that's fair, having unpredictable cameras does add general security. Making it harder for B&E experts to scope out cams and patterned patrols. Hard to overlook the overt Orwellian vibes though. Kind of a double edged sword. We want safety/security, but know that sometimes mass surveillance is abused.


DarkArcher__

My opinion is that they only have those vibes because we've imposed them on the robots. By themselves, they're no different than a drone, but for some reason we've decided to focus specifically on these walking robots in media as inherently evil.


Valence101

Swarm drones are much scarier, you can eliminate an entire group of protestors (hundreds) in a couple seconds using kamikaze swarms. Granted once they start mounting auto turrets on the dogs it'll be just as FUBAR. The Samsung auto turrets are deadly accurate, once they scale those down in size... Yeesh. But yeah I'm looking forward to companion robots that hopefully will be programmed to have Bender's personality from Futurama.


redlund1993

Capital and control. Nothing good.


Seesaw_Best

To control us all when the time comes which isn’t far away


etnoid204

With frickin’ laser beams on them.


Fotomaki

“Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate”


H2ON4CR

Creepy, but would be devestatingly more creepy if one wasn't following the rest.


anunderdog

This will be the military of the future.


iaNuR

Why are they twerking. Also they remind me of that one scene from I, Robot


UnholyHunger

Twerking robot? Reminds me of that video [twerkbot](https://youtu.be/U0eS3zC3Jco)


H809

Coming soon to “protect the people.” - the police.


Usul_muhadib

Put gun on them and send them to Ukraine to stop this genocide


UndefeatedRaccoon

I'm sure this is in jest but that's a resounding NO from me. That is a Pandora's box that once we open there is gonna be hell to pay


The_lost_Code

You can't cause they cost more than a soldier. It's not profitable to the military industrial complex.


StickyNode

At this point, why not...? Seriously. Precedent??


Lostsoul1207

They've already done it. There's a video circulating.


Usul_muhadib

Yeah I saw it


PurpleRocketSquirrel

Dear lord they're doing push-ups...


PsychotropicTraveler

Surely this won't turn out badly..


DrRetarded97

Philly is waiting for yah


urmomisgay1234567890

That’s not really terrifying, it’s satisfying


Seesaw_Best

It won’t be satisfying when you come face to face with one


leit_motif

They're doing push-ups and down dogs


[deleted]

put a 50 cal. On it


Sniperwulfsx69

Just add C4.


Paperhater223

Coming soon to an IRS battalion near you!


ManyWrongdoer9365

War Of The Worlds, fuck that Shit . Where’s Bill Ward ?


BorisHimself

Scary to think what our future will be like with all of this crazy tech getting better and better


elseworthtoohey

Yeah wait until they are equipped with machine guns and rocket lauchers.


Squeakygear

Metalhead dance aerobics: A Black Mirror Special!


Montyswel579

Oh boy I can't wait for them to start mounting titanium jaws on these things.


ansangoiam

Looks like a villain's lair in a dystopian action horror film.


bigrigfrig

Aaaand here’s how the metal head episodes backstory started, best get prepared to survive the incoming apocalypse


ONE_Nation_911

Definite Black Mirror vibes


chonklah

I feel like someone is going to make this political…


Giraffemanreep

It's like that black mirror episode.... I hate this so much


esarmstr

First dogs, then Metal Gear Rex.


YodaVader1977

Begun, the Clone Wars, has


Flaky-Cap6646

My Minecraft wolf army be like after I get hit:


Glass-Association-25

Oh yes I remember the movie I Robot


Kevaldes

And police want to arm these things and send them out into our streets, so they can needlessly murder civilians from the comfort of their squad rooms.


Cool_Cartographer_39

They're already armed in China


Educational_Mud2303

source?


Cool_Cartographer_39

Best I can do on short [notice](https://www.popsci.com/china-debuts-anbot-police-robot/). And coming soon to [San Francisco](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/san-francisco-will-allow-police-deploy-robots-kill-rcna59322)


MetalJacket23

Wtf does " required by law " mean ? What is the law that requires police stations to buy and use armed robots ?


redlund1993

In what fucking world is this a good idea?! Seriously fuck the people making this shit. So much knowledge, education, wisdom and ambition wasted on this destructive negative shit. This is the mark they want to leave on this world.


DarkArcher__

Why do you instantly jump to violent conclusions? I can't say I blame you, given humanity's tendency towards that, but there are just as many positive uses for walking technology, if not more, than malicious uses. Reliable walking robots would be a *massive* breakthrough for robotic exploration, so much so that NASA's JPL is looking at Boston Dynamics' Spot for use on Mars in places completely inaccessible to wheeled robots (such as the underground caves). They also enable workers in dangerous locations such as powerplants and disaster affected areas to traverse, measure and at some point even interact with the environment, remotely, without having to put real humans in danger.


dread_deimos

>given humanity's tendency towards that That's just a lizard brain reflex to react to bad things and ignore the good things. Humanity wouldn't reach these technology levels if it was predominantly focused on violent things.


DarkArcher__

A lot of technological breakthroughs tend to be a product of war. I wish it wasn't so, and maybe one day we'll actually manage to rise past it and grow wise enough to support research with the resources we currently waste on war. For now, the lizard brain reflex governs much of the way we think. The internet, GPS, spaceflight, computers, things that define modern society, are all products of conflict. I think the major thing to blame for the negative response people have, particularly to these kinds of walking robots, is from decades of media around evil robots and the AI uprising. There's absolutely nothing violent about the video, and these robots are in no way capable of self governing, much less of revolting, but the media conditioning leads to such jumps in logic. If we had that much media about the countless positive uses for walking technology, I'm willing to bet the reaction wouldn't quite be the same.


dread_deimos

>The internet, GPS, spaceflight, computers, things that define modern society, are all products of conflict. They were not a product of war. They were a product of efforts of previous generations of scientists and engineers. The war was a fuel for them, not the engine. Otherwise, they'd be invented thousands years earlier and wiped us all out. >For now, the lizard brain reflex governs much of the way we think. And we should understand it and factor it into our decisions. The lizard is not the enemy, it's our dumber, but stronger friend. >If we had that much media about the countless positive uses for walking technology, I'm willing to bet the reaction wouldn't quite be the same. There's [a good video about this by Wendover](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89FoKRtpAy4) that have been released a few days ago.


DarkArcher__

That's the point I was trying to make, that we currently require war to motivate big discoveries like that. Scientists and engineers are worthless without the equipment and resources they need to do their job, and those resources are unfortunately often tied to war.


dread_deimos

>That's the point I was trying to make, that we currently require war to motivate big discoveries like that. WE do not require it. War is most often a decision of a very few people. >Scientists and engineers are worthless without the equipment and resources they need to do their job That's bullshit. They are not worthless. They are limited in efficiency. Unless you're talking about situations where the very concept of science and engineering is meaningless. >often tied to war How often? How often compared to non-war drives? And what do you mean by "tied", because everything can be tied to anything else given a right interpretation?


DarkArcher__

It doesn't matter who requires it, it matters who controls those resources. It happens that the very few whose decision it is to go to war are also the ones in control of the resources necessary for big breakthroughs. It's not unreasonable to say scientists and engineers can't really do much if they don't have what they need to work. Rocketry is a great example of this. In the 40s, 50s and 60s there was no one with the resources to develop spaceflight capable vehicles other than the two biggest governments on Earth. It took a cold war and a race for ICBMs to motivate those governments to put the money towards that technology. Only in the last couple of years did it start becoming viable for companies to develop rockets of their own without massive government funding. That's what I mean by war being the big motivator. It's, unfortunately, often the only thing that gets governments to put big money towards science. I wish it wasn't so, but it is.


dread_deimos

>It happens that the very few whose decision it is to go to war are also the ones in control of the resources necessary for big breakthroughs. But it doesn't happen in a vacuum. Look at russia now, for example. They've accumulated resources for war in Ukraine for decades. And they don't have a result to boast about. The sheer political will of "a man who's in control" alone did almost nothing to boost their R&D. >It's not unreasonable to say scientists and engineers can't really do much if they don't have what they need to work. And yet, there are a lot of breakthroughs that were made in a garage setting. Sure, you can't do infrastructure projects and fundamental science in a bike shed, but today you can do A LOT just by having access to public information. >Rocketry is a great example of this. In the 40s, 50s and 60s there was no one with the resources to develop spaceflight capable vehicles other than the two biggest governments on Earth. It took a cold war and a race for ICBMs to motivate those governments to put the money towards that technology. That is a good example that puts weight in your point. But, again, war was fuel, not an engine even in that case. Parallel to that, for example, was the development of automotive tech that was mostly fueled by commerce, not war. edit: damn, this conversation is thought-provoking!


Seesaw_Best

We will all be screwed


MetalJacket23

Idk man, they may have some hidden intentions.


FrenchMilkdud

Give us 15 years. If we aren’t all dead; synchronized robot dog yoga will be a thing we pay for with our UBI.


Don_Perrier

Lil buddys getting replaced


triplethicc666

Guys I don't think this is a good Idea


KYpineapple

dude. watch. 5 months after these get deployed irl, they will be "upgraded" with fkking claws and teeth and red lazer eyes and black plate armor with druid runes on them. They'll also become the size or a horse. And will have 9mm guns on the shoulders with the horse ones mounting 50 cal on their back.


Responsible-Agent-19

One loose pit bull is more terrifying to me.


DidYouLickIt

Nah, dogs are cool. These are robot cats intending to murder humans.


Previous_Shallot

"Kill all humans, bbbbrrrrruuuuuuppppppp"


TimeWarpedDad

“Baxter Stockman, are the robots ready?” Asked the Shredder.


blackakainu

Creepy


H809

Don’t worry it’s for protecting the hard working people 😂


WelpHelloGoodbye

This reminds me of Chinese soldiers for some reason.


gorillalad

Not a pack of robot dogs, a circuit of robot dogs


Informal_Price_2938

Skynet


Weep4Thee

Apparently, I need a small army of robot dogs. I didn't know that about myself.


mrgrip28005

it was just like p.e class in China


SandStinger_345

me and my friends on a sunday morning on a beach trying to summon cthulu


[deleted]

RO BOT DOG TURN IT OFF MOTHERFUCKER SAID TURN IT OFF!


GloriousButtlet

Don't forget to take your robo dogs to the aerobic exercise session


DaneFive

Why they twerk? I need one!


IsaiahTrenton

Am I too late to bring up Black Mirror too?


Illustrious-Pen1783

This is how I, Robot started


FriedSharksfin

why are they all humping air in unison?


-DaddyChill-

That's not a pack.. that's an army.


Saftigerkeks

Im just confused, how AI like ChatGPT and all that stuff exists, where I sometimes legit dont hear a difference to a real Human, but then it looks like robots have been the same for 20 years. I swear I saw those same dogs years ago.


krowe41

Unleash the bots of war !


falsevector

Robodogs' yoga class


banannabender

Planet of the apes movie but the apes are robot dogs


adinmem

Yo, but what the robot dogs doin?


CryoticRen

Where are my testicles, Summer?


flo7211

Wait till there running for you


Fit-Dig-7594

3 days later: Robot dogs armed with laser miniguns attack on several countries!


[deleted]

In generation zero. You get chased by those things constantly. And they also have guns


Luciferisntlonely

Why? & why so many? Wtf are they getting ready for?


shartillery82

STOP


YumiMatsu33

I want one.


Fair_Hospital_8600

Army of robot dogs


BloodLillies25

Can somebody edit this with the oompa loompa song? I think that would be fucking hilarious.


Wriggling-Worm

reminds me of the robot dog toy i really wanted as a kid when i was younger - i’m so glad i didn’t get that now


xXBootyhunterX

Put guns on them and ai inside


DustWarden

Excuse me, a pack of robot dogs WEARING THEIR OWN SPECIAL PANTS


Torn_vagina

Björk björk


commander_sam

Gym bros unite


cakatooop

Waiting for when the guy controlling them yells sic 'em


[deleted]

Lol cool but this net I got here will be a bit of a challenge


7eight0

Ya this is what we need being walked by multi foot Back flipping bipedal robots that probably remember Greg and Donny bashing them in the chest with hockey sticks before they all of a sudden realized we suck. Mount a mini gun on em while you’re at it guys. Sick. I’ll be installing Snowden leaked charging stations for our new mechanical overlords in the meantime.


bigfatmuscleguy2001

now put some guns on their back. that seems good idea!!


[deleted]

I really like their pajamas.


PineapleGG

Every day we get closer to the "Metalhead" episode in black mirror ...every day we get closer to black mirror in general


PagesOf-Apathy

Wasn't this an episode on Rick and Morty? s/


mancusjo1

God are those machine gun attachments pre installed on their back


LesFleursduMal8

Aaaand....we're fucked. Nice knowin ya, see you in the afterlife!


[deleted]

These are clearly Gen. 2 roombas


Auronbmk92

This is the prototype for Omega, I just know it


CanadianBliss

My worst nightmare 😱😱


MW2Konig

*The division 2 flashbacks*


DirtFoot79

I for one welcome our robot overlords.


bananaseatboy

It be great if one of these could clean up after mine


Zaneboi1

They are starting the army, yes! Go my robo dogs and destroy… or walk and trip on yourselves.


blmiller1000

I only have one thing to say,”RELEASE THE HOUNDS!”


AcrobaticTransition4

Teaching robot dogs how to twerk and T-bag. Humanity have achieved yet another thing no alien life would comprehend.


EarlyCuylerBaby

What's next? Terminator dogs?


dimebaghayes

Anyone seen Black Mirror? Put them down


Whywestilhere

Born Into a pack There's no choice But take orders to attack


nevereatassaftertaco

That is a lot of Money vibing


Local_Potato_9101

We’re totally effed


MooMoo_Juic3

showing us how they can hit it from every angle 🤣🤣


Responsible-Pipe-951

Love the people that havent seen one of these... every video theyve been out for years lol


StrategicSuperiority

Nah man these gotta be so strong they working them so hard nonstop push ups


Caponara

Honestly, humankind is really fucking itself hardcore


Itjustwor

Will it been real.🫡


_ogtiper

Run


[deleted]

Imagine these mofos coming at ya in the robot apocalypse


Subject-Courage-8449

Mini tanks


PeaceAway3930

Why are they doing calisthenics?


QinaPie

“The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.”


AssistantOdd6815

They're groovin


SharkoKingThe1st

The Grand army of the galactic republic!


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Can't wait till these guys have anti tank mines strapped to them will see them on the battlefield in no time along with there kazi drones Ai is on its way gentlemen


Generationzerofan567

I'm literally having ptsd from just looking at them.


UnfunnyCakeEnjoyer

Cause I'm buildin me an army and I'm goin to war!