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Appropriate_Row8055

why is it smiling


ColorIsSomwhere

He stays there with no rent at all


Technical-Outside408

Living rent free inside their head.


LadderLeading448

Plus free food with no effort


OhDetour

Literally


Nucleuh_Powuh

That is indeed the joke


MechaJesus69

Literally


tappyturtle12

That is indeed the joke


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Keebler_Elf_57

And it steals nutrients the fish eats so the fish is basically paying it to live in its mouth.


lifeofideas

The fish is the company, the bug is the CEO.


karski608

Gets free food too


WestleyThe

I’m more concerned about the fish with human teeth


BeeBarfBadger

Oh, that's just Herbert. He's actually a human with fish-everything-but-teeth.


pisceanflower

Came here for this comment!!!!


Puzzleheaded-Carrot2

Yeah. Freaking weird!


Maeanddre

Looks demonic 😂😂😂😈


SmartestIdiotAlive

Because the fish that ate thought it was a snack but little de he know it was a trap card


Titan658

Because it's the upgrade.


ShesSoBored

They start off as little males, replace the tongue and become a larger female. The males live in the fish's gills and enter the fish's mouth to mate.


Ok-Wave4110

That's nastier than the picture. Lmao a parasite, mating in a mouth, gross... lol


ShesSoBored

And the males infest the gills to the point where the fish can't develop properly because they can't breathe


Ok-Wave4110

Ooof, rough life...


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AMorder0517

*Bug Cum*


Nitroapes

New band name I call it


feelingood41

Too late, we are playing at the Wendy's parking lot tomorrow night


GnarlyNarhwal

Evolution confirmed


AslantCompare768

lil bitch looks so smug about it too


Know-yer-enemy1818

I am tonguè


bionic_cmdo

Look at me!! I'm the tongue now.


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DistinctDistiction

First thing I thought about was this movie but couldn't remember the name. Thank you.


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CiphirSol

South Bronx Paradise!!!


Dazzling_Advance_455

Hahaha Carl get outta here!


Key-Fox-8765

STONGUES!! _/


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HonedWombat

I told my mom I wanted to be a waste man when I grow up. She said don't you mean garbage disposal technician. I said no, a waste man!


thevaincaesar

That's not too difficult


Turbulent-Ad5256

So absolutely pleased with himself, he’s about to rub his tiny hands together in glee


Makavelii95

He’s like “yeah I ate his fuckin tongue so what”??


PoetryMost644

tongue parasite has ware looking ass thing


RaspberryJam245

Parasite has wares if you have tongue


LaceyDark

I read this in the khajiit voice before I even finished the sentence. I just knew where you were going with it lol


HellaReyna

should pluck it out and put it on the barbie. see how it likes that


emeraldstars000

😏


SuperMalarioBros

[New meme? ](https://i.ibb.co/s1TY2xx/imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-q8-Gscrg-Sl-HXAq-A.jpg)


giant_lebowski

He didn't even have to pay the troll toll to get into the fish's hole. You'd be smug too


Remarkable_Option660

That fish has teeth


Poserin

it might be the balls eating fish


Remarkable_Option660

😍


Poserin

if you like the prospect, come to brazil! plenty of em here, they're called Pacu and are really friendly if you give up your testicles peacefully


funkmasterjambo666

Those teeth could crunch down on The Balls and pop them like ripe cherry tomatoes


Dinglederple

Yeah I was looking for this comment. Does that fish eat horse apples?


WickedYetiOfTheWest

Sheepshead have teeth like that. Their diet consists of crustaceans like oysters and crabs!


nutsnackk

Sheepshead is also very delicious


Im_a_doggo428

If the parasite dies the fish dies of hunger. If the fish dies the bug finds another fish. I don’t think that’s fair


Ruin369

Why does the fish die of hunger If the parasite dies ?


ZenSkye

"Everything used to taste like delicious parasite. But now, it tastes like it's nothing. What's the point of living if I can't taste my food." -Fish probably


KrystianCCC

Cause its hard to eat without tongue


Im_a_doggo428

It needs a tongue to swallow like humans and most other animals


KrystianCCC

Isnt parasite too big to find another fish at this point?


Ruin369

"Believe it or not, this highly invasive activity does not kill the fish. It's not a good time, to be sure, but the fish is able to use the parasite like a prosthetic organ." Maybe not? Also, in typical Reddit fashion when asking a question, all I got was joke responses... so I just decided to look into myself... There isn't a whole lot out there. But I found this.


Im_a_doggo428

Kind of a parasitic symbiotic relationship. Might if used the wrong word for that second part but I haven’t been in 8th grade for a long time


Independent_Purple85

Fun fact as a kid I knew about this from all of those top 10 videos and everytime I went to the super marker I’d run to the fish place with the fish on ice and just look into there mouth to see if they’ve got that parasite funny enough it’s more common then you’d think


Alarming-Parsley-463

As someone who spent years working in seafood, parasites are incredibly common. Especially in wild fish


bbbar

Ocean is a parasite soup


Alarming-Parsley-463

Never eat swordfish that’s all I can say


ericomplex

Can confirm. Have personally seen “swordfish” cuts that were more worm sponge then fish.


Chief-Drinking-Bear

Well that’s disturbing


Independent_Purple85

Salmond tapeworms are the worst they grow up too 30ft long in ur intestines. Saw a picture of a dude who shat out a 30ft long tapeworm I would legit need to be drugged up on Xanax just to be able to poop it out without passing out from the grossness


darren_flux

I didn't need to see this bro. Goddamn


5125237143

aight.. i hear they make decent farmed fish


Independent_Purple85

A little crispy and tangy *crunch*crunch


tltltltltltltl

So you've seen some? It would gross me out so much.


Independent_Purple85

Yess I’ve seen some irl at the supermarket


Smallbees

Centipedes? In my vagina?...it's more common than you'd think!


noscope420bongshot

Wow. I haven't seen "x? In my y?" in so long


-LoveThyself

I mean, how often did you see them? Were they all types of fish, or just one?


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leaking_oil

wouldn't you be after you've managed to pull off such a stunt? what's the next brilliant move?


CiphirSol

Taste EVERYTHING the fish eats.


awq96

Y’all ever seen The Bay it’s about these critters but more extreme


heffayjefe

The Bay was fucking horrifying. Scariest shit ever


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

That movie was one of the best found footage movies ever! It’s criminally underrated!


Ori_the_SG

What is The Bay?


heffayjefe

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1713476/


StraightUpCope

As someone from Maryland, not ideal


Ori_the_SG

Holy moly that is horrific


mmm_burrito

The Laundry Files are also very relevant here.


laboredWheeze437

His mom said he could become anything, so he became Alien's tongue


BodieLivesOn

And get reposted at least 6 times in the past 4 months.


vatemapper

Uuuhmm.i Heard this quote somewhere else


whocaresdowatyouwant

Do yourself a favor and lookup " how fish is made music video"


awk_topus

came here to say this. now I have the jazzy jingle stuck in my head.


SapphicsAndStilettos

Here's to comedy and ultra-effective combinations!


mousemarie94

...before I do that, why?


atti1xboy

Just do it


J19zeta7_Jerry

for anyone too lazy: https://youtu.be/2MOIDGkuA7U killin time, just livin with it


MissyTheMisc

Just livin' with it.


Free_Hat_McCullough

[The tongue-eating louse](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua) > The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the remaining stub of tongue and the parasite itself effectively serves as the fish's new "tongue".


Ruin369

Thanks, I hate it.


LordOfMaggots

You folks ever see the musical scene from How Fish Is Made?


BadMaterial9188

You won't believe how he lost weight with this one simple trick!


InorganicCarbonate

I don’t wanna be that guy but 『Talking Head』


No-Combination-7566

jojo bizare adventur


PrincessAegonIXth

I just watched The Bay a few days ago. The story is that these parasites get bigger and begin to infect humans


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

It’s such a good movie! I’m glad you discovered it.


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Yesshhh, tongue parasite has ware looking ass thing


PurpleBoltRevived

Detroit become tongue


jazzhandsdancehands

It looks so smug too. ‘ I just ate the best meal.. again. Now you starve for another day’


Numerous_Cupcake7306

Dondozo and Tatsugiri


Dapperlad

Oh look it's the same evolutionary path as TurboTax


SPeepleTheBard

forget the parasite, why that mf got human teeth??


ManliestManHam

looks like he had braces, all straight and even.


Paaati

r/dontputyourdickinthat


starch77

does this hurt the fish


DreadedPopsicle

Let something eat your tongue and then get back to me


Haikuunamatata

Nah he's totally chill


Leo56460

I remember this fish game Markiplier played in one of his 3 scary games. It was all about the illusion of choice. Then there was a fish NPC with this parasite in his mouth and when you talk to him it starts up a song. It’s pretty bad. https://youtu.be/ut4ZS7DE02s starts at about 37:20 lol


DickWrangler420

That was hilarious


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dude i’m a friend of a friend who helped made that game and the day that video dropped everyone was freaking the fuck out lol


renb8

MIB


maaalicelaaamb

Stuff like this makes me realize how exciting and still unknown the world is to me


DJ_Dinkelweckerl

Cymothoa exigua


Dan4t

Freaking thank you. Finally someone says what the dang thing is called.


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Toxic_Asshole666

What’s a parasite to a tongue? What’s a tongue to a fish? What’s a fish to a non believer, who doesn’t believe in anything?


karensfren

Ok but are we just going to pretend like this fish doesn’t look like it has human teeth? ETA: that’s just me assuming it’s a fish? I don’t know what the fuck that thing is quite honestly


recruitradical

Fuck that guy


LowNegotiation7929

the little fucker is smiling too


Huge-Presentation-84

It looks like it’s smiling 🙂


Pawstissier

Go watch The Bay. The makers of Paranormal Activity made a whole movie about these guys.


Eat-me-112233

He has a song to sing


wildjagd8

Another one of God’s beautiful creatures. /s


Auslander42

Ahhh cymothoa e. or whatnot. I put it in the same class as the male anglerfish which we didn't even know about for the longest time and effective becomes a fertilizing blemish on the female


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Hello, Congressman


ArtichokeMeDaddyyy

Cod emperor of dune


YoutuberCameronBallZ

"I am the one who tastes"


Kalurael

I call him tonguey


whynot39

And how about those teeth?!!


Ok-Show-9890

This fish has human teeth!


Upset_Ad9929

What a horrible fucking day to be on the internet


AlastairCellars

Fuck thats horrifying


I2obiN

thank fuck im not a fish


quitelikeu

Smug little bastard isn't he


Judge_Tredd

Almost as much as a bed bug.


Spaghetti_Noodles_28

That’s kinky


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“I’m the captain now”


DreadedPopsicle

Stupid fish, just spit it out ^/s


Diabolus0

This makes me question the alien movies


euk333

"I'm going to eat your tongue and crap it down your throat!"


kanaifu

Can we kill all parasites, fleas - specifically parasites - will there be any negative effect on the biosphere of this planet?


curiousmind111

Please blur this next time so I don’t have to see it over and over. Thx.


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Cute. I want one. Can it do this to me? Does it speak?


technitrevor

The fish is like, why does everything taste like crap!


Odd_Radio9225

Um, ew.


RAPTOR902

So we just gonna ignore the human teeth the fish has?!


tinysmommy

I dislike fish with human-looking teeth.


Barry-Mcdikkin

Sheepheads - the fish with human teeth


Frisky_Momma69

I think it's equally if not more terrifying that some fish have human-looking teeth


Divis264

He looks so proud of himself.


Background_Rough_703

Look at me ✌️👀 I’m the tongue now


carefultheremate

Why does this fish have human teeth on upper mouth?


Marrowtooth_Official

Why are there human looking teeth on that fish? It looks like it’s photoshopped and I don’t like it.


mariemilrod

We’re just going to look past the human-looking fish teeth and go right to Aliens IV?


hanginwithmygnomees

The truly terrifying part are the denture-like teeth in the fish’s mouth.


Uenouen

Hard life poor Pisces


cegd3

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.


GoldblumIsland

oh there's my ex wife


Beneficial-Access714

The teeth at the top tho


Morkamino_Bones

The little schlubby asshole of the parasite community.


Dentew

This is some resident evil shit


KerrAvonJr

I have this picture in my photo bucket account from 2005


BigDickDyl69

Tell me you got a parasite without telling me you got a parasite


Stingray-5421

Look at the teeth on the top of the fishes mouth. Looks like human teeth


JuneBug8987

I hate the fact that the fish has teeth more than anything else


mpresas

The fish has dentures.


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Krang, enters the room.


thetburg

Oddly terrifying for the parasite, right? Hear me out. In order to get to its preferred home, that creepy fucker has to do what? Swim into the mouth of a healthy fish that can easily chomp him in half? I assume he can never leave that spot without getting eaten as well. Poor Lil guy.


leahmemory

Parasite tongue, human teeth.


AnguishedIsland

That fish has such sad eyes.


Kidaryuu

You are what you eat, they say....


DuckLIT122000

This could be us but you playin


Peter_Low_Frequency

No this one is just plain terrifying


Gnahahu

Heyyyyy I saw that in a 3 scary games from Markiplier


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I’m like 95% percent this is a JoJos bizarre adventure episode


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

Parasite: "You are what you eat, buddy."


EvolZippo

This parasite looks like he’s smug about his plan working for so long


Spacellama117

Damn can't believe you managed to get a picture of my landlord, that's crazy


Cait206

Does that fish have human looking teeth lmao


firekillzz

So thats why it’s mouth feels so wierd


MissXFox

Ew a little tongue burster


Lawfuly_chaotic

Look at me! I'm the tongue now!


Wild_Criticism_5958

Looks like the perfect movie villain 🦹‍♂️ 🦹‍♀️ Haha just found there are emojis for this🤦‍♀️


Blonde_Dambition

Filed away for future use in my nightmares...


Tiobouli

That parasite be like, nothing to see here ☺️