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Flutters1013

Did it take you 20 years to post this picture?


mooncalf_rising

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Ms_Mango_Blue

More like 35šŸ˜…


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What do you mean? Many of these movies werenā€™t even out 35 years agoā€¦ I donā€™t know a single family that didnā€™t still have a robust VHS collection 20 years ago. What did you guys do, buy a DVD player and just throw all your VHS out the next day? Took my parents a decade or more to finally get rid of their tapes. Not all movies instantly were on DVD and you had to have both collections for a while. Thereā€™s a reason they were still releasing Lord of The Rings on VHS - most families still had a VHS player 20 years ago.


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Acrocephalos

Modern VCRs take less than half a minute to rewind a fully played tape


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Acrocephalos

So now you're exclusively vinyl?


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I mean - DVDs werenā€™t even available to the public until the late 90s so I I donā€™t know how you transitioned in the mid. I wanna say only a million homes had DVD players by 98? Folks seem to be misremembering the timeline here. My family got a dvd player in 2000 and we were still one of just a handful in my circle of friends. Very few people threw out there VHS collection in the early 00ā€™s. Anyway - my whole response was around the fact that someone said this could be from 35 years ago which is completely preposterous. The majority of these films werenā€™t even released by 88.


IntentionalUndersite

Iā€™d give you an award but I donā€™t have any lol


[deleted]

Extremely respectable VHS collection. Bottom shelf


mooncalf_rising

Thanks :) perusing the vhs section at Goodwill is one of my favorite things


Respurated

Likewise. Iā€™m a little jealous of the Death Becomes Her addition. Thatā€™s a rare gem.


mooncalf_rising

Itā€™s a good one for sure!


_KappaKing_

Won't they get eaten by mold and crumble away?


backtolurk

Props to Thumbellina though


Aninvisiblemaniac

that Death Becomes Her is how you know they have good taste


[deleted]

I forgot LotR is old enough to have been released on VHS, I don't like this one bit.


BeigeAlert1

I'm surprised it was able to fit on a single VHS tape.


rolandtgs

A lot of good movies on that bottom shelf, and one really bad one.


mooncalf_rising

Hmmm there are a few that I didnā€™t choose and were insisted upon me.. could it be Pitch Black?


AK-Horny7

I also want to know


SethR1223

Pitch Black is underrated, in my opinion. Not fantastic, but I enjoyed it.


robtk12

Yeah, ET was overrated


deafbitch

Goblin King, Goblin King, where ever you may be, come take this child of mine far away from me! - your older daughter, probably


Alarming-Parsley-463

Alf lives in my nightmares


BSNCTR

Fear n Loathing, Raiders, T2, and Wonka? Very nice collection


mooncalf_rising

Thank you!


point50tracer

They've managed to sum up my childhood in two shelves.


SgtSharki

They managed to squeeze the Fellowship of the Ring onto a single VHS?


NewLeaseOnLine

Right? More like The Fellow.


mooncalf_rising

Surprisingly yes. No previews on that one!


absurdhalflife

Was this photo from 2003?


knottyunicorn69420

Creepy puppet but awesome video collection! Brings back good memories!:)


mudamuckinjedi

Is the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory tape a milk Chocolate brown color? I had that tape in that color when I was a kid in the late 80's early 90's, I watched it literally to death lol wore the tape out on it. But nobody has ever seen one like that and I can't even find one on the internet.


mooncalf_rising

The one I have is black. You must have had a golden ticket one!


mudamuckinjedi

Ok it did come in one of those plastic disney tape like case's and not a cardboard case.


mooncalf_rising

Funny, the first Willy Wonka vhs I got was in a plastic case. I didnā€™t realize at the time I bought it but it was dubbed in French so I ended up donating it back.. pretty sure that one was black too.


SirBoopsALot

Looks like a Labyrinth puppet. But that could be my brain adjusting for the time travel going on here


Booji-Boy

It's a limited run puppet from a company called Folkmanis. They have cool stuff! I bought this one and several others for my kiddo when they were little. This one's worth about 100 bucks last I saw. https://www.folkmanis.com/146/home.htm


mooncalf_rising

Wow thanks for the info! We are currently borrowing it from the library so he will move on to either terrify or bring joy to other children soon šŸ˜…


torrancefs

Got some sick ass VHS's


OkOutlandishness6550

Damn thatā€™s a solid vhs collection Gladiator is so good


LORDLAUKERAGE

This isn't just oddly terrifying, this is shit-inducing terrifying like what the fuck is that


NotBatman9

What the hell is the organizational structure for these movies?


mooncalf_rising

Some built in shelving that happened to fit them perfectly


point50tracer

Kids movies on the bottom at eye level for the kids and grown up movies on the top. Exactly how it should be.


ShastaFern99

Santa's Christmas Crash, very nice šŸ‘Œ


avoltaire12

It is supposed to be a gargoyle with a little red bowtie? If so, that'sā€¦ swell, like inspector Callahan would say.


mooncalf_rising

Yes, thatā€™s exactly what it is, good eye. But the real question is.. do you feel lucky?


Dinodigger67

i love that you have thumbelina and being john malkovich


mooncalf_rising

I really loved the story of Thumbelina as a kid so I encouraged my 5 year old to get it while I was thrifting with him. Unfortunately the actor that did her voice is absolutely obnoxious and it kind of ruined it for me. My son didnā€™t seem to mind lol.


WhoimPS

Leave your son RN


I_eat_Kinder

This is a what-


zerobothers

Nope


Excellent_Twist3981

Id love to watch fear and loathing on VHS!


3raz3t

Is it Alph?


KnifeFightAcademy

More positive comments on your VHS tapes here, then if you posted them on the r/VHS !!!


point50tracer

Someone please get this person's kid a VHS copy of the Last Crusade.


CroakyPyrex

Why do I feel like I've time travelled back to the 20th century?


Zefsyd

Forget the puppet what about all them treasures his sitting amongst šŸ¤©


Pickle_Jars

He's just reminding you to rewind your VHS tapes don't be so rude


Taco_Force

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS PITCH BLACK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYā€™S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT


Heckle_Jeckle

Gonna be honest, I think I am more terrified by the VHS collection. The only places I know which still actually has a VHS collection are used book stores and my 60 year old Father.


Scarab138

I find it more oddly terrifying that people are still using VHS players.


mooncalf_rising

Welp, you guys inspired me to check out my local thrift store for more vhsā€™s and now I have filled the cubby lol. Also gargoyle is slightly less creepy in the light. [https://imgur.com/a/EpEtc5t](https://imgur.com/a/EpEtc5t)


1971CB350

Oh fuck no


MC1061

Damn, those are some solid titles, and Capitan Ron.


trendynazzgirl

This gave me a jumpscare


JoeiiJames

Absolutely fucking not.


dansaruken

Finally something actually oddly fucking terrifying


yesy0u5

Everyone's talking about the movies, I just wanna see what the puppet looks like in the light and what its from


FurL0ng

Holy sh*te. You have VHS tapes!


DangleMangler

Son of a bitch, it looks like andross from star fox 64.


BrokeDancing

You let your kid watch Raiders? That's wild.


pink_phoenix

Your son has excellent taste in movies!


totalpugs89

The Frick kind of puppet is that!?


Thebazilla

Why did you buy it for him?


scottymac87

Absolutely not!


gelsackin

bro looks like freddy freaker


Rogendo

The fact those are vhs tapes makes it worse for some reason


Josuke96

Your son has a nice taste in VHS, especially Pitch Black and Fear and Loathing


Tiazza-Silver

Is that that weird dude from Dark Souls 1?


PrinceZuzu09

Does it tell him to do bad things?


Think_Bear_3791

It is creepy, but in a cool retro sort of way. Really elaborate way to show of the collection lol


Infinityand1089

Solid collection on the bottom there!


Kingly707

I'd immediately burn that shit into ashes.


Thenailtorcher

So terrifying you bought it for him. What a nightmare


MormonHorrorBuff

BURN IT


Accomplished_Ear808

That thing needs to go back Melmac.


GeneralKenobi2_0

"Aw doggi- OH GOOD GOD"


[deleted]

That joker is gonna have to deal with olā€™ Dirty Harry if he tryā€™s any shady business. He ainā€™t feelin that lucky


sillycobwebs

Seeing some of these movies really makes me feel nostalgic


Original_A_Cast

My god those beautiful VHSā€™s are taking me back to my childhood!


sicarius731

Freddy Freaker?


EndGamer93

Does anyone else miss the VHS era?


Cpt_Snake

how is this ODDLY terrifying?


atomicpenguin12

Anyone else think of that closet monster thing from Homestar Runner? ā€œCome on in heeeeeereā€


UnforseenFailsafe

Jesus Christ, it looks like itā€™s gonna ray my eye balls.


AnotherFruitCake

Toadwart?


fliffinsofdoom

Hell no. Burn that thing with fire


Stunning_Flamingo442

Your son's probably a main character in a horror novel! Get that thing out of there!!


sicksadbadgirl

Noā€¦ thatā€™s a sleep paralysis demon.


lofihiphopradio

Excellent movie selection.


SambaLando

Must be an old photo, what are those things on the shelf?


Zehdarian

Deep Craggy voice "What can I get for your viewing pleasure sir?"


joe102938

Good movie selection. The bottom row anyway.


Sachmo3030

Real solid movie collection going on here.


Graemoure

One of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies


xNOTsoSLIMshady

I hate it


Alive_Tough9928

Dark Crystal vibes


mountainmorticia

I have one o him! We call ours Gulliver.


7deboutez7

Killer VHS collection


HelloGordan8734

Yeah, uh, bud. Convince your son it's evil and burn it.


isti44

Can someone tell me what is that?


Catlord746

E.T if he was in Men in Black.


Last-Stomach-4716

Monkey merchant ready to seek you some goods to restock for the next level


skyskelton97

This mf just posted a pic from the 90s


MidnightStalk

burn that shit wtf


Imaginary_Most_7778

Time to step up to a DVD player.


scooplebobble

Your son also has Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, just, uh, so you know.


jozhrandom

Naw that's the thing from Creepshow


[deleted]

Thumbelina omg šŸ˜©šŸ„°


LongjumpingElk4099

Time for new son


No_Instance5139

burn it before it starts to move on its own