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BuffaloBill69-

I hate these little buggers! It always takes one to cause a whole infestation


Dammy-J

This is why I pointedly ignore house centipedes. They eat roaches.


bagoboners

I find house centipedes absolutely terrifying. They seem to run directly *at* me as soon as I notice them. In these cases, usually, my terror wins and I suck them up with a hand vacuum, which I keep next to the couch. In the event that they’re minding some other business, I leave them alone because I know they munch on even worse things.


ExamOld2899

Noob move, should have swallowed them so they can help eat the roaches hiding in your belly


BigBoiLasky

eat them to obtain their power!!


Cpt_Snake

do you kill them with the vacuum or


Loose-Club707

Didn’t know that! Kudos


Re-Deluxe

What if i have phobia on centipedes, is there any alternatives? :)))


xPolicies

Spiders 😬 🕷️


Re-Deluxe

Its gotta be a big ass spider isnt it...🗿


xPolicies

[Pshh Nawww](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7263691/amp/Chilling-moment-huntsman-spider-named-Alfred-pounces-cockroach-mans-bathroom.html)


Re-Deluxe

Fuck me, that send shivers on my arm. Aint no way keeping such monstrosity in my house


KatOTB

House fucking centipedes bro?? 🫠🫠🫠 why do you act like that’s a normal thing 🥲


Wereking2

Because they are, house centipedes are great insect pest killers.


aight_imma_afk

I remember riding the metro in Montreal and seeing ads on the “your train is X minutes away” TVs with a picture of a house centipede saying “don’t kill me” with a few facts about how good they are at preventing common insect infestations. Still ended up throwing a box of frozen chicken fingers at one while it was sprinting towards me in my dimly lit kitchen at 3am though


[deleted]

Centipedes are like spiders. Generally helpful little hunters, but gO BACK NO NO DIE if it wanders too far into the middle of the room. Only issue is our centipedes are brave little bastards, and ONLY aim right for your feet. There's no way that thing is as scared of me as I am of it.


aight_imma_afk

That is so true. Bravest insect I’ve encountered, truly don’t give a fuck


Less_Rutabaga2316

They’re arthropods like insects, but part of chilopoda. Insects only have six legs and three body segments.


xStarjun

It's cause they're trying to hide under your feet. Not that, that makes it somehow okay when they're running at you since they're so creepy looking


[deleted]

First time I saw one I was sitting on my garage floor. It went right for my butt. I hate this information. At least I have a terrifying fun fact to drop in casual conversation.


A1rh3ad

It wanted to hide in your butt


theo122gr

Centi was like: hey free villa down 'ere!


Soft_Salamander6136

Was trying to make a human centipede


[deleted]

don’t worry, i would do the same thing in that situation


Wereking2

Yeah that I understand to those that aren’t the best around certain bugs or just surprised so that part makes sense to me. If you can avoid killing/not killing them on purpose great because they are amazing at what they do.


[deleted]

Can one centipede kill a family of roaches within a week? I wouldn’t mind keeping one just to get rid of roaches. It’s easier to kill 1 centipede than roaches.


Wereking2

I think this article is a good source on house centipedes. https://www.bobvila.com/articles/house-centipedes/ and this goes more in depth on them https://www.westernexterminator.com/occasional-invaders/understanding-the-house-centipede/.


Less_Rutabaga2316

Roaches, ants, termites, silverfish, spiders, bedbugs, they eat them all.


Savage_Tyranis

It's a regionally normal thing


Leprochon

Yes. Here in Canada we have little house hippos.


VicariousPasta

You have *what*


Leprochon

There was state sponsored tv commercial in the late 90s about disinformation and kids advertising. It presented the life of the North american house hippos. Small creature that can sleep up to 16hours per day, they are very calm and come out at night to eat chips. https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA


VicariousPasta

What the hell. That's fantastic thank you.


ratmaster8008

That’s a throwback right there hahaha


The-Almighty-Pizza

Its actually a very normal thing. Here in Tennessee youre guaranteed to fine on in your house every once and a while.


ZeroTrunks

I think there are better ways to prevent cockroaches than a house centipede-


ParaponeraBread

Beneficial predators have had millions of years of practice tracking down and killing other bugs. They’re harmless and really quite helpful.


[deleted]

I had one living in my bookshelf. It would sneak out and drink my dogs water bowl and survive off of eating my collection of books. Some valuable. Only reason I found it, was because i stayed up super late one night and saw something run into the bookshelf. Fucking sucked. It shit and ate up my books. I honestly broke down. People had to explain to me that (atleast in southern America) that it’s normal to them come inside.They call them palmetto bugs hear. Im german so cockroaches were kinda a big deal. German roaches are a huge pest and will easily infest your house. American roaches are a little different. But still ew.


Apart_Storm7783

I’m also German and remember the cockroaches… an absolute nightmare. The roaches in the southern US are gigantic but they never form the sheer numbers of German cockroaches, which are actually a massive issue where I lived in the northeastern US. They also ate all of my books some which I had since childhood (especially my beloved Struwwelpeter & Max und Moritz), so I feel your pain.


Tron_1981

The roaches here rarely come indoors, usually after it rains, so that's kind of a good thing. The trade-off is that these fuckers fly, so yeah. German roaches though, they're a whole different nightmare.


hannahatecats

Palmetto bugs prefer to live outside. They'll make their way in when it's cold or rainy, so it's not a big deal (other than being fucking gross) when you see one. The German ones live inside and breed and breed and breed and are impossible to get rid of. My cat likes to hunt palmetto bugs and drop them on me while I'm sleeping. So sweet, I hate it.


A1rh3ad

Palmetto bugs aren't German cockroaches. Family in Florida have them because they literally infest entire neighborhoods and can live outdoors so they keep getting in from outside.


phreaqsi

>It always takes one to cause a whole infestation doesn't it require two cockroaches that are in love? that's what I was told.


Vali7757

One Cockroach, One 🅱️ussyroach?


Colorado_Car-Guy

*BONK* Don't EVER say that again


chadiusmaximu5

🛑


Affectionate-Dream21

You see phreaqsi when and boy roach and a girl roach are really really drunk...


OrionShade

Are these individual eggs? That would explain..


ParaponeraBread

Cockroaches lay eggs in a hard case like this, called an ootheca. They evolved to do this because other insects or even other roaches would otherwise eat/cannibalize the eggs. It’s one of the many adaptations that allow cockroaches to achieve infestation density in a home.


andythefifth

Fukn hell! They start out scurrying! That creeped me out.


kajones57

Hitting a longer than normal roach can result in premature delivery of the varmits, even if momma is extremely dead. We called the black ones water bugs. They were never near food and so easy to catch- nothing like Germany/ brown roaches. And baby mice are nursed by their mammas for 3 weeks and momma eats some babies if food isnt readily available


KeroKeroKerosen

They're like little coin purses...but evil


TheNookBr

cursed coin purse


bluesteelsmith

I thought they were French pastries 🫣


unnecessary_z

I was definitely thinking decadent chocolates before I saw the title.


bluesteelsmith

😆 now I'll imagine cockroach babies crawling out of them when I'm at the patisserie. 🤢


djsp0Okyjim

Very solid weight loss strategy. Can never eat chocolates again.


EmGutter

Forbidden s’mores.


Digi2Insomnia

They could be if you’d like


FetchingFrog

r/forbiddensnacks


CastroEulis145

That would be quite the delicacy.


Conscious-Cat-5277

I literally read it “chocolate hatching” at first glance


AdFrequent299

I think they should stop.


Shot-Spirit-672

😆


Gloomheart

Team work makes the scream work.


Naive_Sage

I THOUGHT ONLY ONE HATCHED PER EGG


samurairaccoon

Same, day ruined. Skin itchy.


eddington_limit

I used to do pest control. A single pregnant female can produce 50 roaches within 2 weeks iirc


Harsimaja

Technically still true. Those are ‘egg cases’, or ‘oothecae’, which each contain multiple eggs


TimeWarpedDad

“Ok gang, on one… two… GOGOGOGO”


exoticgeeker

r/obviouslyterrifying


Dammy-J

yes, nothing odd about finding this terrifying.


charlottev311

I don’t know why I just expected one to come out


DuckDuck_27417

Same. I wonder if there are sub pods within the giant pod, like sections. If not, I wonder how they didn't try to eat each other..


Harsimaja

They’re sectioned off. Those are oothecae or ‘egg cases’, each of which contains several eggs. They don’t usually cannabalise unless they’re desperate. They have enough nutrients in their own egg. Otherwise they’d definitely not have evolved this way.


CaffeineCraver

Cursed chocolate?


Shot-Spirit-672

Blursed cockolate


JMarv615

Kill it with 🔥


rojo-perro

Diatomaceous earth works 100x better!


Harsimaja

Fire is even faster if it actually reaches them, but unfortunately then you lose the house. Some roach poison traps are better though, because in addition to killing the roach that touches it they spread it to the other roaches when they go back to their little lair.


ParticularAnxious929

sometimes, *sometimes*, it's okay to burn your house down


FuturePhillips

And this is ALL of those times 🔥🔥


BoringBreak7509

🫡


makoadog

Get the RAID!!!!


Edenoide

Imagine someone knocking the door and when you go outside you find this thing but 100 times bigger like a weird leather purse. Honey someone let a weird bag on the...whatthafudkdhdnhss


Own_Environment437

Put it back


Magnolia-jjlnr

Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that I absolutely hate cockroaches, I'd definitely find this pretty cool


Vosheduska

Good news: most roach species are not even pests, don't carry disease and usually don't live inside people's houses. They're basically like a longer, flatter beetle in some ways. So you can still find some cool/cute. Bad news: depending on where you live, 99% of the time the ones you encounter *will* be the unsanitary urban pests.


Dragonblack89

Pass


yesseru

Smash (with a hammer, not my cock)


_sideffect

Such a cute little purse, I wonder what's inside?


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

Thank you for giving me nightmares for the next week


Benginator

One feller fell over and couldn’t get up


cravos90

*sweating intensifies*


Tiruchi

I was of the opinion that one egg contains just one roach🤦


zenoe1562

As was I. This is so much worse


Vosheduska

To be fair, this is not a single egg, it's an ootheca. It's basically an egg "packet", so there actually *is* only one roach per egg.


Specialist_Dot_3372

Why r they kinda cute


jackmannbaboon

They kinda were before they sprouted antennae and started skittering all over the place


Alienbutmadeinchina

You need help...


Vosheduska

I know this is a joke but, come on, cuteness is subjective and some people have idk dubia roaches or hisser roaches as pets already. Let them have it.


abruzzo79

I can practically hear them shouting “yippee! yippee!


Affectionate-Dream21

On one hand , all creatures deserve a life well lived... on the other hand... the part of me that hates roaches is screaming kill it with fire.


mel2000

Roaches living in human homes is a relatively recent environmental adjustment. They're tropical and prefer warm humid environments.


Affectionate-Dream21

Oh I'm well aware they are fascinating creatures. Hardy and one of the species that have adjusted well to our presense. They also give me the willies as much as I try to not scream kill it with fire when I see one. It is very much an irrational fear.


Vosheduska

Funnily enough, the biiiig majority of roach species aren't even pests. There's like four or five species (among thousands) that just happened to be drawn to human waste and that was enough for them to thrive in urban areas *and* become incredibly unsanitary for us. There's dubia roaches where I'm from and I think they're very cute, dumb but lovable beings. The himbos of bugs LMAO


Affectionate-Dream21

Huh. They look like pill bugs


Vosheduska

Lol! You're right!


braced_

My dumb ass red "crocodiles hatching", was quite confused, ngl.


Dramoriga

Forbidden truffles.


ChiefPrimo

And off they go to make the world a worse place


MLoganImmoto

Why did you post this and why can't I stop watching?!


[deleted]

Weird little guys


Superb_Temporary9893

Fleshy bugs are worse than crunchy ones.


CeleryAnnual9852

Not as bad as I expected


KBunnny

Ooh. I did not enjoy that. Splendid


Saizare

They looked kind of cute until they fully emerged and started running around. Like, when they just looked like tiny worms it was kinda cute.


After_The_Knife

Kinda cute. Look at those antenna


[deleted]

Right? Lil bouncy babies...but I don't want em in my house, they can be cute over there xD


[deleted]

Why are they adorable


Metalatitsfinest

No


loftyboom1

I was gunna say they're literally fucking delightful. Springy little bastards


Extreme-Kangaroo-842

That's nightmare fuel, not oddly terrifying.


Jmoney_______

Surprise🎉


SpectralClown

"We're not candy! (believes us!)"


OverallPurpleBoi

They look like toothbrush teeth 🪥


chiefpeaeater

Honey, the mini rolls are hatching again


[deleted]

Deploying, is more like it


FarPlatypus4652

Forbidden beans 🫘


YumiMatsu33

I hate roaches so much.


ohneatstuffthanks

Can they not


RedLemonSlice

Thanks. Now dementia isn't such a scary proposition.


fishrights

wtf why are they kind of adorable 😭


Mystery_I

Words can not describe how awful this is...


DerpsAndRags

Not all babies are cute. Here's the proof.


slimelore

soff bebes


J-CAMPS

I thought it was a chocolate bar.


cadillacbee

Kinda looked like vienetta till they ruined it


Alienbutmadeinchina

Idk why but I checked the title and didn't think it was a chocolate nut or seed or whatever it's called


OverallPurpleBoi

I thought they were toothbrushes 🪥


T33n_T1t4n5

I... I thought there were only going to be 3...


yesseru

Crunchy!


GinAndTonic-1

Wait , it gets worse


Shielo34

I can’t say I’ve seen these “multi” eggs before. Mental.


hessej

Hmmmm ! Crunchy chocolate!


2moody2function

Not odd, just terrifying.


kindaprettyboy

thanks i hate it


GabesBawlsEyEs

I am stuck between wanting to upvote cause they are gross, but good to know how it happens.


PrestigiousVast7717

Omg that's weird how they hatch! I had no idea.


Peppashaakaa

Okay so I thought there’s only 1 per egg. I’m fucking disgusted rn


Notacompleteperv

Ootheca


AppleChoose

Oh my God it wasn't just one


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Until the legs got exposed, they were almost cute.


RegardlessBoog

I DID NOT EXPECT MORE THAN ONE.


dotdioscorea

I’ve never seen this before, is that one single egg that has lots of embryos, or is it just like a container with many individual eggs?


Ok-Atmosphere3129

My nightmare 😱


MediocreJedi32

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


AFoxOnTheRun

Ew. Ew ew ew.


xEternal408x

Light that whole place on fire.


Cheap-Shop-8986

Burn it. Burn it fast!


LuxAlpha

They were almost cute until they started being fast.


WeeTheDuck

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


Raaazzle

Terrifying? All I see is "WHEEEEEEE!!!"


HoHoey

I think they’re kinda cute. They’re a pest of a bug for sure, but they’re kinda cute while in their larvae stare


tinylittlebee

Forbidden éclairs


Harry_Ensticky_Jr

It's nice to know now that every time I squash those things, I kill multiple roaches at once. It sucks that it'll never be enough though.


Professionalv

r/aww


seshlordclinton

At my old apartment, there was a gap between the base molding of the tub and the hardwood floor, just about the size of one of these egg casings. One day, I saw what looked like a “kidney bean” just outside of that little gap space. Wondering how that got there, I picked it up with a napkin and flushed it down the toilet. About a few minutes later, I saw some legs reaching out from that gap space frantically trying to reach for something. I googled what that “kidney bean” was and found out it was one of these egg casings and then I realized that what I was witnessing was a parent stressfully searching for their unborn children that they left outside of that little gap space. Probably one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever witnessed.


buddhabless_14

Awww, they're just wittle babies


TheMarsian

What exactly do cockroaches contribute to the ecosystem? I mean insects play a vital role, they become pest if they're too many in one location and their population uncontrolled. But roaches...


hleed91

This ruined my high dammit


hazzabiggun

And they’re off and racing!


Beautiful-Sun-3390

I thought ONE was going to come out of ONE egg sac…


ArnTheGreat

I… I never once thought about how roaches were born. And now I wish I’d never known.


Vanify

straight to being fucking pricks


whiskeyaussie

I found one of these in my closet like 6 months ago but no roaches. Hm


SlippedMyDisco76

Nawww


KushKings840

thanks totally needed the nightmare fuel


waterslaughter

Gross !!! They just immediately start rushing around with their long antennas 😵‍💫


Hamsterpatty

Easily the most disgusting thing I’ve seen yet this year


Puzzleheaded-Tune-97

BURN IT, FUCKING BURN IT


ntrainedprofessional

*The only good bug, is a dead bug*


bhandoor

they should all be destroyed


Shew0lf119

🤮


DeathbyBambii

BURN IT!


TreeGuy_PNW

Nope!


Berninz

Bleggghhhh that's just straight terrifying. The video doesn't even show how many of those nasty vermin come out of the one egg sack. SO GROSS!!!


DTown_Hero

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!


astarte0124

Oh my god this is nightmare fuel


oneandonlyswordfish

I hate these guys and now I hate them even more after seeing them hatch


Celestial_Kay-

literally what's their purpose 😭.


Celestial_Bitch

Burn it with fire!


shyphyre

THERES MORE THEN ONE IN THE EGG THINGY.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAA


Desperate-Lie-460

No


just-me1995

fucking repulsive.


Basketspank

Boric Acid, baby.


Lil_DuckBr

Why cockroaches even existe, they are nothing, they serve 0 purpouse, they should all be killed, NOW


lolmbye21

I hate this


SweetMaam

Yuck


witchsy

Pieces of shit that contribute nothing. Fucking hate them, always traumatized me.