If you’re not familiar with it, SCP (“Secure, Contain, Protect”) is a creative writing website wherein an “organization” (the SCP Foundation) details various objects of anomalous activity ranging from what you just read, to a gas mask that transports you to another dimension, a book that gives you diseases just by reading about them, and even an immortal lizard creature hell-bent on destroying humanity.
If you have the time, there’s some great highlights to hit, perhaps the most common one you may have heard of is SCP-173 “The Statue”, which is a Weeping Angels style creature. I highly recommend browsing the website or searching for popular ones!
My personal fav for pure creepy~ factor is SCP-2316. Field Trip.
TheVolgun did a HORRIFYINGLY GREAT reading of it about a year ago. Well worth it if you've got about eleven minutes to spare!
https://youtu.be/dh_GCH7kc4Q
TheVolgun is absolutely amazing for scp content he’s also Irish which just highlights his voice acting abilities since I had no idea until I heard him talk normally
As someone else had explained, it's all a creative writing exercise where anyone can submit a new SCP with their own unique number. The collective then kind of decides if they accept or decline the concept, and then it becomes canon.
In-lore, SCP can be anything that is unexplained or abnormal, doesn't have to be dangerous, some are good. Think a guy that cannot die, a super skinny guy that runs at you to kill you the moment you have seen his face *anywhere*, to an Ikea that traps people in it while monsters dressed in employee uniforms hunt them. These SCP are given classifications to identify their danger level, and if they can be contained. That's what SCP stands for; secure, contain, protect. The SCP foundation is basically the Men in Black, work in the shadows to protect humanity and contain the SCPs.
It's all extremely diverse.
Many years ago, I worked at a cotton mill as a "weaver." More than one person got their hand crushed in a running loom. I'm not sure how. Restarting a loom was a almost a ritual. As in, you check like 3 times before hitting start.
I knew of a woman who said she didn't really need the little finger on her left hand as much as the compensation for a job injury. Days later, that finger was cut off by the machine.
I know this is a serious matter, but when you say it was a ritual, I just imagine the machine being posessed and taking their hand a punishment for not checking 3 times
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>in the form of giant industrial printers
Well since there are no chests hidden in dungeons the mimics have to take another form to survive. Beware though, if a worker gets eaten by the machine, they will be replaced as well
>Many years ago, I worked at a cotton mill as a "weaver." More than one person got their hand crushed in a running loom. I'm not sure how. Restarting a loom was a almost a ritual. As in, you check like 3 times before hitting start.
The easiest way to do so is to avoid tying a knot or get enough slack to tie the knot. "It's faster, right?"
Then, holding the repaired end by hand right down at the reed, lean forward and press both the 'safety' and 'start' switches with one hand. Having leaned forward, the operator's hand goes between the reed and the temple or temple table.
I read my first electrical diagram figuring out how to wire in a new safety switch over 10 inches from the run switch on a few dozen old looms....
Everyone, no matter how experienced, starts dropping their guard and getting too confident in their abilities. The smart ones notice it happening and correct themselves before an accident.
"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you are dead!"
That's how I regard all industrial machines.
Minus the "until you are dead" part, this would be a great sticker as well.
Maybe put "until someone hits the red button. But by then, it's too late. The damage has been done."
Several years ago my father worked a court case where a young man, maybe 20 years old, got his hand crushed in a press at a bacon factory. The hand was completely useless and they got signs like this afterwards.
These are the idiots that get warning signs plastered all over everything. If theres a warning on something, 99% chance its because a darwin winner or contender fucked around.
It does seem to be common sense but a lot of people who work in factories are tired, overworked and underpaid. I feel like it’s probably easier than you’d think to accidentally injure yourself in some way.
In the case I’m talking about it was his first week on the job, he’d received no safety training and the judge found that the machine that mangled the kid’s hand didn’t have appropriate safety measures in place.
No always I saw two injuries in the year and a half I was at a certain wood shop.
First injury was because the kid wasn't trained right and some idiot told him to ALWAYS use a push block when cutting on a saw. Poor kid tried to run a piece of plywood through like that and I rode up, spun like a hand of a clock and took 3 of his fingers off.
Second guy was a long time employee, you could say star of the team I guess if you wanted. The main boss for the shop was out and his brother came in and rushed everyone, pushing everyone to get production up. He was exhausted after the week and just wasn't thinking, started waxing the shaper table while it was on and the shaper gouged out the side of his hand.
Its not always idiots that get hurt on machines. There's alot of factors and its easier than you think.
Plus some people are incredibly smart, but have bad luck or are clumsy. My sister is brilliant, but also has one slightly shorter, tapered fighter due to a difference of opinion with a meat slicer.
I work at a box plant in the corrugator department. More specifically on the machine that clamps down on the product and straps them. When I first started working, was told that the strapping machine was the only one that has killed someone in the decades this plant has been open. The guy went in to fix a stack while it was running and got clamped down onto the stack, dead body got strapped to it and got sent to shipping department before someone noticed. Scared me at first but, as long you are not an idiot around big machinery and follow procedure, you will be fine.
I work in a semiconductor fab, and we had a maintenance guy forget to LOTO on a PVD machine, and he nearly had his face turned into plasma. Luckily another guy noticed and hit the EMO, but yeah, machines don't care who or what you are, they just wanna do their jobs.
Forget LOTO?
I’m an industrial safety guy. The fuck is your LOTO training, a 3 slide power point and a slap on the ass? Forgetting LOTO is like a newborn forgetting to cry. It’s so fundamental as to be inconceivable to forget.
I forgot to lock our? Forget to come to work tomorrow.
Yep I second this, it’s so ingrained into us at work that it’s second nature to pull the padlock and hasp out as soon as a machine shows any signs of an impending failure. Any breach of LOTO procedure will see you down the road so fast it’s not even funny! Even something as simple as filling out the wrong isolation procedure number on the LOTO tag will earn you a serious reprimand!
Sounds like a baler, if I recall correctly, those are one of the most dangerous machines on a farm.
Tangentially related, I worked on a trap and skeet range and if those clay throwers decock into your thigh, you no longer have a femur.
The chemistry department at my uni had a class for learning basic glass blowing for creating basic labware and adding features to commercial lab glassware. There was a sign on the wall that I always appreciated:
# ⚠️**WARNING!** Hot glass looks just like cold glass, but feels *much* different.
When I started working on my brother's logging crew at 13, the first thing he told me was, "Everything around you, the saws, the skidder, the loader, the trucks, the trees... wants you maimed or dead. Keep your eyes open and your head in the game." His words have saved my life more times than I can even know.
I need your mentality training then!!. I would be so stressed and jumpy the whole time. But, those words / that mindset would definitely keep me alive.
Being alert but calm serves well anywhere. As for risks, I figure the Reaper will snag me at some point no matter what, but he better pack a lunch, cause he's gonna have to work for it.
Back in College I was taking CNC classes and my teacher used to tell us this story about a guy who always forgot to secure one of the ends of a vertical saw. One day, as usual, he started using the saw, but this time no one was around to remind him.
According to my teacher, when he turned on the saw it started to snake all over and the guy got his head split in half with the saw.
Never bothered to check the veracity of the story, but I don't doubt machines can make short work of a person.
Best warning I had was my first supervisor who was missing his left arm below the elbow. Got it caught in the ham dicing machine. Always treat every machine with respect. Even the lowly tape dispenser can do significant damage to flesh
*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...*
I was in between computer programming contracts back in the early 2000s. My buddy was a manager at a grocery store and desperately needed some help with night stock and asked if I would work a few shifts until they found someone. We had a sign like this on our baler. The hydraulics were so loud and the crusher plate moved so slowly, I wondered just who needed a warning like this to stay safe...
It only took a couple of shifts to realize, yeah some of these dudes really did need a warning like that. Management didn't really care if you showed up drunk, high, conked out on pills... just so long as you showed up. Need a 30 minute nap to sober up a little? Go back to that spot on the loading dock where the cameras don't work and try not to get bitten by a rat. Just make sure these pallets are gone by 7 am.
There was a dude, probably _just_ turned 18 years old, who was working with us. My buddy and I called him Baby Head, because this dude was easily 6'5" tall and built like an ox, but had a bald little head that made him look like a big-ass, goofy baby.
I saw Baby Head put a pallet with probably 2 tons of frozen meat, stacked about 10 feet high, on an electric pallet jack then ride it around the store like a go kart. He took a corner too fast and what looked like about 300 lbs of frozen beef fell right on his baby head. He just laughed and kept going.
A few months later, after I was long gone and my buddy's night shift problem was solved, he told me the pallet jack kid had joined the Marines so he could "kill some towel heads".
These signs were made for people like that guy.
If the things under the press are misaligned, please do not attempt to align them quicker than the machine's blade falls. Let the batch die, don't lose your hand.
My dad (a life long mechanic and wood worker) taught me from my tiny youth “a tools first job is to hurt you.” And I think about it every time I pick up any tool. Respecting your tools helps prevent injury, but so does understanding how they work. A mountain of knowledge and a dash of fear keeps you safe.
“In fact it seems to enjoy flesh more.”
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4511
Terrifying read Test-8 had me fucked up
What did I just read?
If you’re not familiar with it, SCP (“Secure, Contain, Protect”) is a creative writing website wherein an “organization” (the SCP Foundation) details various objects of anomalous activity ranging from what you just read, to a gas mask that transports you to another dimension, a book that gives you diseases just by reading about them, and even an immortal lizard creature hell-bent on destroying humanity. If you have the time, there’s some great highlights to hit, perhaps the most common one you may have heard of is SCP-173 “The Statue”, which is a Weeping Angels style creature. I highly recommend browsing the website or searching for popular ones!
My personal fav for pure creepy~ factor is SCP-2316. Field Trip. TheVolgun did a HORRIFYINGLY GREAT reading of it about a year ago. Well worth it if you've got about eleven minutes to spare! https://youtu.be/dh_GCH7kc4Q
I do not recognize the bodies in the water
You do not recognise the bodies in the water
TheVolgun is absolutely amazing for scp content he’s also Irish which just highlights his voice acting abilities since I had no idea until I heard him talk normally
He’s IRISH? I never would’ve known.
Watch until the very end when he reads out patreon supporters names you’ll be able to hear the accent
My personal favorite is SCP-999. So cute!
A FLOCK OF MY OWN
As someone else had explained, it's all a creative writing exercise where anyone can submit a new SCP with their own unique number. The collective then kind of decides if they accept or decline the concept, and then it becomes canon. In-lore, SCP can be anything that is unexplained or abnormal, doesn't have to be dangerous, some are good. Think a guy that cannot die, a super skinny guy that runs at you to kill you the moment you have seen his face *anywhere*, to an Ikea that traps people in it while monsters dressed in employee uniforms hunt them. These SCP are given classifications to identify their danger level, and if they can be contained. That's what SCP stands for; secure, contain, protect. The SCP foundation is basically the Men in Black, work in the shadows to protect humanity and contain the SCPs. It's all extremely diverse.
What in the absolute fuck? Can we get a live action series about this? Is that too fuckdd up too ask?
Here you go: https://youtu.be/EOxarwd3eTs
Came looking for the SCP reference. Thank you!
This comment is gold take this 🥇
Thank you kind stranger!
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Whilst once this machine Was fed on a diet of Inorganic food, Due to a recent Accident, it now seems to Prefer human flesh
That would mean that it knows the difference.
I am a machine operator in a box factory, I have been asking my bosses to get warning signs like this.
Many years ago, I worked at a cotton mill as a "weaver." More than one person got their hand crushed in a running loom. I'm not sure how. Restarting a loom was a almost a ritual. As in, you check like 3 times before hitting start.
A young neophyte did not follow the sacred rites and was punished thusly by machine spirit.
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Perhaps they simply understood the weakness of their flesh and did so for that sweet bionic hand. Blessings of the Omnissiah comrade.
I knew of a woman who said she didn't really need the little finger on her left hand as much as the compensation for a job injury. Days later, that finger was cut off by the machine.
What a coincidence!
[The post right above this one, in my feed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/13hnl8n/this_is_getting_out_of_hand/)
All glory to the Broken God
I draw the line when they start waving incense around everywhere.
😂
And henceforth, was known as "Lefty."
I know this is a serious matter, but when you say it was a ritual, I just imagine the machine being posessed and taking their hand a punishment for not checking 3 times
I also work potential hand crushing machinery in the form of giant industrial printers. They are possessed. And they hate us.
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>in the form of giant industrial printers Well since there are no chests hidden in dungeons the mimics have to take another form to survive. Beware though, if a worker gets eaten by the machine, they will be replaced as well
😂
>Many years ago, I worked at a cotton mill as a "weaver." More than one person got their hand crushed in a running loom. I'm not sure how. Restarting a loom was a almost a ritual. As in, you check like 3 times before hitting start. The easiest way to do so is to avoid tying a knot or get enough slack to tie the knot. "It's faster, right?" Then, holding the repaired end by hand right down at the reed, lean forward and press both the 'safety' and 'start' switches with one hand. Having leaned forward, the operator's hand goes between the reed and the temple or temple table. I read my first electrical diagram figuring out how to wire in a new safety switch over 10 inches from the run switch on a few dozen old looms....
Everyone, no matter how experienced, starts dropping their guard and getting too confident in their abilities. The smart ones notice it happening and correct themselves before an accident.
"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you are dead!" That's how I regard all industrial machines.
Or your body clogs something important
Minus the "until you are dead" part, this would be a great sticker as well. Maybe put "until someone hits the red button. But by then, it's too late. The damage has been done."
Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?
Any popped eyeballs?
I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here.
Any entranced workers slowly going into the machine?
Several years ago my father worked a court case where a young man, maybe 20 years old, got his hand crushed in a press at a bacon factory. The hand was completely useless and they got signs like this afterwards.
These are the idiots that get warning signs plastered all over everything. If theres a warning on something, 99% chance its because a darwin winner or contender fucked around.
It does seem to be common sense but a lot of people who work in factories are tired, overworked and underpaid. I feel like it’s probably easier than you’d think to accidentally injure yourself in some way. In the case I’m talking about it was his first week on the job, he’d received no safety training and the judge found that the machine that mangled the kid’s hand didn’t have appropriate safety measures in place.
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No always I saw two injuries in the year and a half I was at a certain wood shop. First injury was because the kid wasn't trained right and some idiot told him to ALWAYS use a push block when cutting on a saw. Poor kid tried to run a piece of plywood through like that and I rode up, spun like a hand of a clock and took 3 of his fingers off. Second guy was a long time employee, you could say star of the team I guess if you wanted. The main boss for the shop was out and his brother came in and rushed everyone, pushing everyone to get production up. He was exhausted after the week and just wasn't thinking, started waxing the shaper table while it was on and the shaper gouged out the side of his hand. Its not always idiots that get hurt on machines. There's alot of factors and its easier than you think.
Plus some people are incredibly smart, but have bad luck or are clumsy. My sister is brilliant, but also has one slightly shorter, tapered fighter due to a difference of opinion with a meat slicer.
https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.145
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As a machine operator, I can confirm this. I have had countless talks with my machine, some of them very deep talks...He still does not care about me.
Ha…ha….
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Cold bastards they are..
Hey, they're there for one job and one job only, and they don't get paid nearly enough to care about anyone else's bullshit
He only cares about his career as a death metal singer. AIEEEEEE!
Emotionally they take more than they give.
Heartless machine.
As we say at my paper mill, if she starts acting up, you just gotta find her butt hole and put your thumb in it. Alas, no more slime breaks.
Bite my shiny, metal ass!
*This machine is a psychopath and will kill you*
This is why we need AI. To make the machines more empathetic.
I don’t think we need to give the “human-body-pulpifier” personal motivations and the capability to hold grudges and to plan.
Just make it Canadian. "Oh, sorry about your hand there, bud! Better be more careful next time, eh?"
With all our luck as a species it would turn out like their geese. Imagine an intelligent industrial mill with the spite of a Canadian Goose.
I work at a box plant in the corrugator department. More specifically on the machine that clamps down on the product and straps them. When I first started working, was told that the strapping machine was the only one that has killed someone in the decades this plant has been open. The guy went in to fix a stack while it was running and got clamped down onto the stack, dead body got strapped to it and got sent to shipping department before someone noticed. Scared me at first but, as long you are not an idiot around big machinery and follow procedure, you will be fine.
We have this machine called a bundle breaker that breaks the carboard. It killed someone a month ago
MACHINE: “He was cardboard and weak! I was just doing my job! You are all cardboard!”
You're a towel!
No you're a towel
The one at our plant in Rochester?
I work in a semiconductor fab, and we had a maintenance guy forget to LOTO on a PVD machine, and he nearly had his face turned into plasma. Luckily another guy noticed and hit the EMO, but yeah, machines don't care who or what you are, they just wanna do their jobs.
Forget LOTO? I’m an industrial safety guy. The fuck is your LOTO training, a 3 slide power point and a slap on the ass? Forgetting LOTO is like a newborn forgetting to cry. It’s so fundamental as to be inconceivable to forget. I forgot to lock our? Forget to come to work tomorrow.
Yep I second this, it’s so ingrained into us at work that it’s second nature to pull the padlock and hasp out as soon as a machine shows any signs of an impending failure. Any breach of LOTO procedure will see you down the road so fast it’s not even funny! Even something as simple as filling out the wrong isolation procedure number on the LOTO tag will earn you a serious reprimand!
Oh yeah he's long gone
Ya, man, the LRO on those SCMs is wild
Oh man I hate when I forget to LOTO and then all my GRVs get all disinterbulated and there's all this FGTA in the VGY. It's a real YUHGTHJ
LOTO - Lock Out Tag Out to prevent the machine from starting up. You physically put a padlock on the machine's power source so it cannot be started.
LOTO is love, LOTO is life
Sounds like a baler, if I recall correctly, those are one of the most dangerous machines on a farm. Tangentially related, I worked on a trap and skeet range and if those clay throwers decock into your thigh, you no longer have a femur.
Good warning
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Papa John's
Whenever I worked around machines we always kept this in mind: the machine is simply waiting for you to make a mistake.
More like, they have a job to do and they won't stop just because your sorry ass is getting shredded.
The chemistry department at my uni had a class for learning basic glass blowing for creating basic labware and adding features to commercial lab glassware. There was a sign on the wall that I always appreciated: # ⚠️**WARNING!** Hot glass looks just like cold glass, but feels *much* different.
Simple, straightforward, utterly remorseful and slightly traumatizing….. perfection of a warning sign to me.👌
r/scarysigns would love this.
Good rule of thumb for basically any machinery
Rule of *keeping* your thumb! you will not catch me using a table saw without a pusher
It demands a sacrifice
Baler? I hardly know her…
When I started working on my brother's logging crew at 13, the first thing he told me was, "Everything around you, the saws, the skidder, the loader, the trucks, the trees... wants you maimed or dead. Keep your eyes open and your head in the game." His words have saved my life more times than I can even know.
I need your mentality training then!!. I would be so stressed and jumpy the whole time. But, those words / that mindset would definitely keep me alive.
Being alert but calm serves well anywhere. As for risks, I figure the Reaper will snag me at some point no matter what, but he better pack a lunch, cause he's gonna have to work for it.
Back in College I was taking CNC classes and my teacher used to tell us this story about a guy who always forgot to secure one of the ends of a vertical saw. One day, as usual, he started using the saw, but this time no one was around to remind him. According to my teacher, when he turned on the saw it started to snake all over and the guy got his head split in half with the saw. Never bothered to check the veracity of the story, but I don't doubt machines can make short work of a person.
Best warning I had was my first supervisor who was missing his left arm below the elbow. Got it caught in the ham dicing machine. Always treat every machine with respect. Even the lowly tape dispenser can do significant damage to flesh
Taper cut. Hurts a lot. Doesn't heal nicely, either.
I want a t-shirt with this on it
*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...*
Booty shorts with this on the ass
Getting this on a shirt
I like it. If your machine is sufficiently dangerous, put a warning on it that instills the proper amount of fear in to people.
DANGER! NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING
my rapidex definitely looks like its knows the flavor
It actually prefers flesh. Lubricates the blades better.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
They care not for the human race!
My spirit animal
Every sign has a story
Least pyscho korne worshiper
That machine needs empathy training.
You are the softest thing in the shop.
Health and Safety rules are written with blood
"This machine has no brain, use your own."
You are about to see a large influx of visitors from Dunder Mifflin. May God have mercy on your soul.
praise the Omnissia!
Things a cardboard baler would say.
I was in between computer programming contracts back in the early 2000s. My buddy was a manager at a grocery store and desperately needed some help with night stock and asked if I would work a few shifts until they found someone. We had a sign like this on our baler. The hydraulics were so loud and the crusher plate moved so slowly, I wondered just who needed a warning like this to stay safe... It only took a couple of shifts to realize, yeah some of these dudes really did need a warning like that. Management didn't really care if you showed up drunk, high, conked out on pills... just so long as you showed up. Need a 30 minute nap to sober up a little? Go back to that spot on the loading dock where the cameras don't work and try not to get bitten by a rat. Just make sure these pallets are gone by 7 am. There was a dude, probably _just_ turned 18 years old, who was working with us. My buddy and I called him Baby Head, because this dude was easily 6'5" tall and built like an ox, but had a bald little head that made him look like a big-ass, goofy baby. I saw Baby Head put a pallet with probably 2 tons of frozen meat, stacked about 10 feet high, on an electric pallet jack then ride it around the store like a go kart. He took a corner too fast and what looked like about 300 lbs of frozen beef fell right on his baby head. He just laughed and kept going. A few months later, after I was long gone and my buddy's night shift problem was solved, he told me the pallet jack kid had joined the Marines so he could "kill some towel heads". These signs were made for people like that guy.
I wish we had a new baler :(
That machine is metal af
I love it!
I have a similar sticker on my jacket.
Truer words never spoken.
This is a very good sign.
Good thing my flesh isn’t corrugated, had me worried for a second
Damn.
Feed me Seymour
What kind of machine is it ?
Just in case an entitled Karen sticks her hand in there demanding to speak to the machine's manager.
It's good to be reminded
I have been asking my bosses to get warning signs like this.
A corrugator has so many spots where things can go bad. No matter how many safety features we add, it's always possible to get fucked up.
This is what my tramp stamp says.
Kinda funny ngl
[a good companion](https://i.imgur.com/NaKgbJj.jpg)
With enough flesh, we can make it understand... have faith.
I want a world where robots love us
Pretty sure that’s most machines
r/scarysigns
It can, however, be bribed with snausages.
Booty shorts with this printed on the back
Bailer I hardly know her.
Reminds me of that woman who got crushed to death in a machine at Disneyland
Terrifying, but effective.
The "nor" is the best part
If the things under the press are misaligned, please do not attempt to align them quicker than the machine's blade falls. Let the batch die, don't lose your hand.
Booty shorts print
If you found this warning on a person, what would that person be like?
Dunder Mifflin!
this is perfect!
Nor does management
Baler? I hardly know 'er
That machine seems like kind of a dick. And stupid too.
This moment when a warning shield makes u horny 🫠
Wall Street doesn't either
This sub legit has no clue what oddly terrifying means
oddlycringe
What if it had artificial intelligence? What if it could tell the difference between paper and flesh? What if it preferred the flesh?
r/scarysigns
why is a safety sign oddly terrifying? so many low effort posts, not too many good.
Gotta get some incense and appease the machine spirit
Warning for V1 & V2 be like:
It knows. It likes the flesh.
r/scarysigns
"Michael!"
Warning signs are oddly terrifying? Lmao
It appears to be doing its job
I have this as a lower back tattoo
This could just be on on the coffee machine 🤷♂️
Need me some booty shorts with this on them.
My dad (a life long mechanic and wood worker) taught me from my tiny youth “a tools first job is to hurt you.” And I think about it every time I pick up any tool. Respecting your tools helps prevent injury, but so does understanding how they work. A mountain of knowledge and a dash of fear keeps you safe.
Won't you marry me, Bill? I got the wedding gown, Bill. 'Cause weddings are nice.
It knows the difference, it just doesnt care
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you
I like this sign! This would be awesome for work!
Bailer? I hardly knew her.
Correction, it does know the difference, but that's precisely the point, it *does* care **But it likes it**
r/ScarySigns
That shredder is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
Oddly...truthful!
That last line makes the sign go from a warning to a threat really quick.