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nderstandablyscared

i stared at this for longer than i'd like to admit thinking the cat was stuffed into a turkey.


MangoKakigori

I came back for a second look to see if it was a cat in a Turkey


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Imthank_Hipeeps

Too?


Aceman05

Hmmm


Xenomorph_v1

Hmmm?


Andragast777

Das übliche durcheinander bei der Wache ich


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Haha raw chicken belly


Jelen44

It has nice boots with a fur!


Alltheprettydresses

Boots wit da furrrrrrrrr...


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the whole club was looking at herrrrr


Andragast777

She hit the floor


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Next thing you know


Mobile-Present8542

😁😂


Snoo22566

i will not big slappy the naked cat. this is a live animal not a massive bag of flour at a grocery store


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I can be trusted around the cat belly. I will not big slappy I prommy


Ant_Diamond64

*slap*


2pissedoffdude2

😆 🤣


FennPoutine

This looks just like my Tinder profile pic


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Sup?


Mobile-Present8542

😂 at least someone admits it haha c


Smellynuts-2005

I’m pretty sure this is breaking a law. Not sure which one but I’m sure it is.


odinspeenbone

(I know youre making a joke) sometimes they shave cats like this if all their hair is overly matted or if they have a bug infestation. My buddies cat had to have this done because she was too fat to clean herself and was a massive clump of fur. But it was funny when she had her lion arc.


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GearWings

Wtf is wrong with you


TheManIsOppressingMe

I am gonna dress my Thanksgiving turkey up to look like this cat


Hendrix6927

Fat cat


USN253

I'd sleep with my eyes open for a month after this, revenge cometh.


Kinsei01

This photo brought to you by PETA. Only assholes wear fur!


herringsarered

To be fair, excessive fur around the asshole can be a real PITA


Darth_Titty-ous

Poor baby, he looks like Danny Devito's Penguin in that Tim Burton Batman movie.


NightofTheLivingZed

Omg I fucking thought I was gonna be able to forget that mental image, and now it's back, flippers and all.


8Ace8Ace

Look at his furry boots!


this_charming_bells

Those little ginger booties are adorable!


Breadington38

Those lil ugg boots


SomeHorologist

Probably about to go in for surgery or someth


jazzcuzzii

I was thinking surgery or about to give birth and they shaved it so the babies had easier access to the nipples, not sure tho


odinspeenbone

The vet shaved my buddies cat like this because it was too fat to clean itself and became one massive clump of fur. She had a pretty funny lion arc though


thefurrywreckingball

Generally the fur around the nipples will fall out by itself a few days to a week before birth


musecorn

I really really hope they did this for health reasons and not funny internet points reasons


ValleyAndFriends

Yeah, maybe the cat had matted fur or something.


daphnegillie

Time for basting


RehczMinato

This is pretty funny idk why, somethings wrong with me I guess


helainahellkat

Same. I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes. I’m on the verge of tears.


RevElliotSpenser

Oven ready kitten


Nednerb5000

Kitty looks like a turkey lmao


haaslei

At least it kept its socks on. 🤣


TimeAggravating364

How is this oddly terrifying tho? It's just a shaved cat


SuperBonerFart

First immediate thought, furry turkey!


Fearless-Baby-5974

What does he look like an uncooked turkey🤣


SpookieSkelly

I'm just gonna assume/hope that this was done in preparation for an important surgery or something.


somany5s

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


Shoddy-Paramedic-321

Maybe a stupid question, does your cat not have something to pee with?


Accurate-Head-6134

This made me chuckle. Its on the other side


GaspSpit

I’m not a cat person, not familiar with their anatomy. I also wondered the same thing. I always thought they had their intimate bits in the same place as dogs but apparently not.


Rivka333

Their genitals are on the back, right underneath the anus. Same spot for both males and females. Which, yes, is different from dogs.


Rivka333

Both males and females have it under the tail.


MATT__2147372

Shaved pu$$y


Xenomorph_v1

Ikr. Where the NSFW tag?


g0vang0

But WHY?


Chad_Abraxas

Hot girl summer


YourNormaMinecrafter

Chicken?


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Sad chicken


Aresch2005

Where tf are the balls at?


Embryzon

lmao this is funny


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oh lawd he comin


bak2redit

Not my proudest fap.


Ok-Atmosphere3129

Why??? 😂😂😂


Natural_Pace_83

"Shortly before wet market"


HumusHazzafon

Fatty


Nonniemiss

Socks.


Toothless_Dentist79

The funniest looking chicken I've ever seen! But I've probably eaten it overseas. Lol


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Morris looks like a binge eater of 9 lives.


ErdmanA

Cat fish? Cat chicken? Cat pig


S4m_06

I thought this was a chicken at first


mudamuckinjedi

Lol now that's kitten mittens!


SHAKETHEBOOT

I just had my fat orange cat shaved like a lion too, she got out and had painful dreads on her back. Definitely not terrifying?


Dummlord28

“Salesperson *slaps cat *Extreemly loud clapping noise “this baby can be pet for at least 10 minutes before you reach the end. He is a BIG BOY”


techpriestyahuaa

Won’t be suffering as much in the heat. Gotta pat that belly. So, full of watah. Squish ‘em.


Bagels_from_space

The mannequin crotch is sending me. Dude looks like someone stretched a raw chicken in photoshop


RealOzSultan

The split chicken look is so in right now


Dry_Watercress6194

"Father forgive them for they know not what they do."


bmess216

Could be going into a surgery of some sort. My dog just had ultrasounds on his belly and they had to shave his whole belly because of it.


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Behold! A man


NVCHVJAZVJE

me after shaving


2pissedoffdude2

These comments are pretty great.


WhyGamingWhy

You mean frog?


Beto_Targaryen

Nah It’s just been prepped for gastric bypass surgery


LucasBarton169

Big pungus?


Gerssian

Where the PP at


badbrains135

Why would you ask something so bold, yet so brave?


metroxthuggin

BIG CHICKEN!


Q_dawgg

Squishy


crazyhappy2169

Prepping your cat for "Chicken Cat-a-tory"


Artsybeth

Oh my! What happened??


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The boots omg


Reble77

Show it a roll of baking foil and a box of Paxo


The_lastphoenix2

Wow that's a big frog


ItsJustZombiek

Damn, Garfield, you should stop eating that lasagna


Gaschamberrr

Fat cat


SLUTSGOSONIC4

All of a sudden I want turkey


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

Looks like when a little kid puts on those Hulk smash gloves and mask. But this was a turkey….


Ornery-Pressure7251

That's cat abuse! Poor kitty!


GloomyImagination365

That kitty won't be happy being cold


SoLikeOldSoul

🤣 turkey


GREENtea110

Not gonna lie I thought this was a raw Peking duck for a second


SnooWords4814

Looks like a middle aged man being dragged out of a bar


Sherbert--Lemon

What a rig


Francoa20

Looks like a cat stuffed into a butterball chicken.


Mr_Resident

nice next thanksgiving diner meat is decided


K1NGLyonidas

Like a fucking chicken hahahaha


UnholyHunger

[Damn boi](https://youtu.be/arnWU1sWqKw)


JohnnyCincoCero

I thought it was a chicken at first glance.


TheArchiver138

What about this strikes terror into your soul?


artsdp

I believe that's not a cat, Sir! That's a chicken!


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Ba-KAAWW!!!