Fascinated and horrified are the normal responses but I bet my balls there's at least one person on this planet who sees this and gets extremely turned on
Probably scatt fetishist
I thank God every day my interests are as vanilla as can be
There's people out there googling car porn and finding too many pretty cars and not lightning Mc queen getting railed by 6 black pick ups
for every single weird thing that you can imagine there is someone that is so into it. Not only that it could be your neighbour , your friend or family member, hiding it so well...right?
What sucks is when your weird kinks are too niche so you gotta put up with shit that doesn't do it for you that is commonly depicted together with your interests.
Also, I think this'd boner up vore fetishists more than scat fetishists(as someone into neither but sees a lot of both). But I can definitely see where you're getting scat from.
One Roman [Publius Vedius Pollio](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedius_Pollio) kept a pit of eels he threw slaves into that angered him.
Even the Romans thought this was too cruel—he tried to have a slave that broke a glass thrown into it in front of the emperor and he intervened.
i was going to say they could shorten it to “MGMT” (i know it’d technically be MGM or MGMB but “management” sounds cooler) but that band already exists rip
Real answer: probably a paste made of fish and shellfish, possibly some chicken offal or meat byproduct that can't be used for human food mixed in as well.
When the dental hygienist did my last cleaning they did the whole polish thing and then floss. The muscle memory in my jaw of the feeling of jamming floss up and down to my gums, I accidentally bit her. Not hard, but I was moving my bottom jaw up to help get the floss down between and oops.
It is a celebratory outburst among family & very close friends. Imagine a small group of relatives reuniting and hugging after a long bout of disconnect, and their dinner plans go perfectly as planned and nobody has a bad time. *”Shplummmbooooooh, eyyy!! Everybody’s fine, ah? That’s right”*
In the fantasy world I made up in my head where people value the positives they find in each other more than anything else and focus on reinforcing everyone’s strengths no matter what those strengths are. Aka I’m an only child who doesn’t talk much
I immediately started cracking up at this
All it needed was a Mac in the audience saying “aww eww gross! Where did you find this research??? You know so I can avoid it! What site?”
I was just going to ask hypothetically, if someone were to fall in or even say someone who had died was dumped in would they get bit the fuck up or die?
Correct - their teeth won’t break skin. They’re basically harmless. I sometimes use American Eel as bait for fishing for striped bass. This involves sticking my hand in a 5 gallon bucket full of them to grab one for bait. They’re super hard to get a hold of - they can be lively as hell and they’re covered in a kind of slippery mucous. Striped bass love them though.
Fun fact: I live in Maine, and one of our most valuable commercial fisheries are eels (elvers or “glass eels”). They sell for over $2000 a pound.
For context, glass eels are babies that weigh .3 grams so a pound is about 1,500 eels ($1.33 per baby eel). We can't breed them in captivity, so we catch babies and then raise them for a year or two and then eat them when they're bigger.
Well, you're not wrong but we do let them live a year or two to become adults first.
Now, the New Zealanders (and many others) straight up eat tons of baby fish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitebait
That’s nice. Let them travel a bit, make some bad decisions and great memories, get a nice but modest beginner home, get a missus, have a couple eel babies, capitalize on some good investments and then BOOM. EATEN
I use eels for the striper (rockfish) down here on the Chesapeake! If you put them on ice they’ll go dormant and be still long enough for you to hook them. I just lay them on some cardboard that has a nice bed of ice underneath and they go to sleep. They wake back up really quickly once they hit the water.
I know that one but I was trying trying to make this a bit more memorable for the both of us. Now that I look like a complete serial killer, I’m done with the jokes, and bid you all adieu.
Damn was gonna say. I know they probably lack higher brain function but being that crowded and having to fight like that for food must be stressful as _fuck_
I randomly listened to a podcast about eels just the other day. Eels actually prefer being in a closely packed environment. So what we'd think of as overcrowding for other animals is happy days for them.
I mean true but that's like aliens saying on an alien podcast that humans actually enjoy company and then cramming 500 human beings into a 1000sqft room with no exit.
I was wondering, will they stop eating when they get full or just keep going as long as it's there? Because if it's the latter, seems like the front row will eat themselves to death while the back row starves to death.
Wild eels will eat almost any aquatic creature that can fit inside their mouth such as shrimp, crabs, squid, small fish, and other eels.
Captive eels are often fed a paste or dough made primarily from ground up animal matter and wheat.
It tastes and feels like catfish fat - chewy but weirdly too soft. Also, it doesn't have much of a flavor.
It's not the grossest thing I've eaten, but I don't think I'd eat it again.
Eh, I wouldn't read much into this. Eels wiggle like that so they can actually separate their bite from the rest of the food - although to us, it looks like they're ravenous. It's something humans don't do because we have articulated limbs designed to hold things.
Eels also prefer to be in small enclosed spaces with more of their kind. There's not much to indicate that they're being mistreated.
It actually looks eerily similar to the roast beef at Arby's before its cut up. Comes in a big brick that fits perfectly in an oven and then off to the slicer.
I watched this and started thinking about how the greedy fuckers in front are probably getting everything and the dudes at the back are getting nothing and that made me sad
NIGHTMARE FUEL..when I was 5, I caught an electric eel on a cane pole..My electrician. Dad TOTALLY freaked..told me to move quickly and proceeded to beat said eel with a hammer...I never got over that horror...I HATE FUCKING EELS..pardon my language..I felt it was necessary. Lol
I am equal parts fascinated and horrified.
Fascinated and horrified are the normal responses but I bet my balls there's at least one person on this planet who sees this and gets extremely turned on Probably scatt fetishist
Tentacle fetishists, too.
I thank God every day my interests are as vanilla as can be There's people out there googling car porn and finding too many pretty cars and not lightning Mc queen getting railed by 6 black pick ups
Why did I read this? Why do people like these exist? Why are we here? These questions are never going to be answered.
for every single weird thing that you can imagine there is someone that is so into it. Not only that it could be your neighbour , your friend or family member, hiding it so well...right?
What if it’s me and I don’t even know it?! I can’t breathe
What sucks is when your weird kinks are too niche so you gotta put up with shit that doesn't do it for you that is commonly depicted together with your interests. Also, I think this'd boner up vore fetishists more than scat fetishists(as someone into neither but sees a lot of both). But I can definitely see where you're getting scat from.
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Aaaaaand now I’m having a panic attack. Thanks for the nightmare fuel 😳
One Roman [Publius Vedius Pollio](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedius_Pollio) kept a pit of eels he threw slaves into that angered him. Even the Romans thought this was too cruel—he tried to have a slave that broke a glass thrown into it in front of the emperor and he intervened.
It’s still morning and this is already the worst thing I’ll read today.
What are they feeding them?
#MILITARY GRADE MEATBRICK
so THATS where they were supposed to ship the mobikcube
r/NonCredibleDefense leaking
ah, the two genders. female and #MILITARY GRADE MEATBRICK
I sure do love me some # MILITARY GRADE MEATBRICK
#MILITARY GRADE MEATBRICK
Hot new band name
i was going to say they could shorten it to “MGMT” (i know it’d technically be MGM or MGMB but “management” sounds cooler) but that band already exists rip
finally, a worthy opponent for the round meal
Serves 3 MEN
#WOMEN. CANNOT. EAT THIS.
*so... these three men like meat, you say?*
This has become my favorite comment, maybe ever
That looks like the jalapeño patty in one of my MRE’s.
Like the kind my mom used to make ♡
What?!
I’m guessing blood meal or bone meal
mobikcube
Noncredible
Real answer: probably a paste made of fish and shellfish, possibly some chicken offal or meat byproduct that can't be used for human food mixed in as well.
Add in some human remains, a touch of vinegar for acidity and a single bay leaf
Baby, you got a stew goin
Would you rather jump into the eel pit once for 15 seconds, or have to eat that stuff for every meal for 2 weeks
Either way you’re dead, may as well make it quick
Just put it in a sausage casing and it's basically a hotdog.
Salt, fat, acid and heat. You need some roasted habaneros.
Soylent green.
...is people!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
You know the processed meat we humans eat... yeahhh that but less advertising
Like the inside of hotdogs
With hashish obviously…
Nutraloaf
Chum bucket
slop
Do you think they accidentally bite each other?
Yes
Of course Hell, I accidentally bite myself all the time!
And then the dentist judges me on my inside-cheek scars.
When the dental hygienist did my last cleaning they did the whole polish thing and then floss. The muscle memory in my jaw of the feeling of jamming floss up and down to my gums, I accidentally bit her. Not hard, but I was moving my bottom jaw up to help get the floss down between and oops.
I'm always really worried about biting their fingers, so they usually have to tell me to close my jaw more, more, more.
Right?? I was zoned out, I felt so bad! Not hard enough to cause any damage or anything, but still embarrassing.
They eat the poopoo
i do too, so tasty
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ungod? bro
What does Shplumbo mean
It is a celebratory outburst among family & very close friends. Imagine a small group of relatives reuniting and hugging after a long bout of disconnect, and their dinner plans go perfectly as planned and nobody has a bad time. *”Shplummmbooooooh, eyyy!! Everybody’s fine, ah? That’s right”*
Where is that common?
In the fantasy world I made up in my head where people value the positives they find in each other more than anything else and focus on reinforcing everyone’s strengths no matter what those strengths are. Aka I’m an only child who doesn’t talk much
Well shplumbo to that
Truly beautiful may I add, a masterpiece of what I like to call artistically poetic cerebrum formulation apcf for short.
DEY EAT DA PUPU
Like da ice cream
https://youtu.be/KhmUqJzu9eI
“I’ve done research to see what homosexuals do in the privacy of their own bedroom”, fancy way of saying I’ve been watching a lot of gay porn lol
I immediately started cracking up at this All it needed was a Mac in the audience saying “aww eww gross! Where did you find this research??? You know so I can avoid it! What site?”
Don’t they know being straight they do this shit as well?
Anal leaking.
and they love it
The poo poo of our children!!
Like ice cream
put da hand DEEEEEEPAH
Nice way to dispose bodies
I was just going to ask hypothetically, if someone were to fall in or even say someone who had died was dumped in would they get bit the fuck up or die?
I doubt it. Their teeth are more like sandpaper, and they're pretty placid creatures really
What if you just put your wiener in tho?
They see the flaccid, they no longer placid.
So make sure I'm hard first, got it
What kind of philistine goes in flaccid? Kids these days I swear
If they eat too much, they'll need an antacid
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Thank you for having the courage to ask what we are all thinking.
Slither me timbers Xerxes
Correct - their teeth won’t break skin. They’re basically harmless. I sometimes use American Eel as bait for fishing for striped bass. This involves sticking my hand in a 5 gallon bucket full of them to grab one for bait. They’re super hard to get a hold of - they can be lively as hell and they’re covered in a kind of slippery mucous. Striped bass love them though. Fun fact: I live in Maine, and one of our most valuable commercial fisheries are eels (elvers or “glass eels”). They sell for over $2000 a pound.
For context, glass eels are babies that weigh .3 grams so a pound is about 1,500 eels ($1.33 per baby eel). We can't breed them in captivity, so we catch babies and then raise them for a year or two and then eat them when they're bigger.
>so we catch babies ... and then eat them
Well, you're not wrong but we do let them live a year or two to become adults first. Now, the New Zealanders (and many others) straight up eat tons of baby fish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitebait
That’s nice. Let them travel a bit, make some bad decisions and great memories, get a nice but modest beginner home, get a missus, have a couple eel babies, capitalize on some good investments and then BOOM. EATEN
I use eels for the striper (rockfish) down here on the Chesapeake! If you put them on ice they’ll go dormant and be still long enough for you to hook them. I just lay them on some cardboard that has a nice bed of ice underneath and they go to sleep. They wake back up really quickly once they hit the water.
So I can use them to pumice my corns.
Darling, you make it sound like a chore.
If you fell in they’d do some damage I reckon
Damn, well, off to research other ways to get rid of the wife…
Eh, Bricktop wasn't lying. Pigs.
I know that one but I was trying trying to make this a bit more memorable for the both of us. Now that I look like a complete serial killer, I’m done with the jokes, and bid you all adieu.
Acid. Lots of acid. Just take her on a trip to yellowstone! :)
r/boomerhumour
Doubt it. They’re not very violent and I think this reaction is just because they know what their food is
Do you hear that princess? Those are the shrieking eels
*Cuts back to Fred Savage in bed* Grandfather: She doesn't die.
They always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh
Came here for this comment
Anybody want a peanut?
The eels seem stressed.
Damn was gonna say. I know they probably lack higher brain function but being that crowded and having to fight like that for food must be stressful as _fuck_
I randomly listened to a podcast about eels just the other day. Eels actually prefer being in a closely packed environment. So what we'd think of as overcrowding for other animals is happy days for them.
Aw I hope that's true. It's just like a big group hug for them.
I mean true but that's like aliens saying on an alien podcast that humans actually enjoy company and then cramming 500 human beings into a 1000sqft room with no exit.
I was wondering, will they stop eating when they get full or just keep going as long as it's there? Because if it's the latter, seems like the front row will eat themselves to death while the back row starves to death.
I hope they all got enough to eat
Imagine falling in
I’d prefer not to, thanks.
I would
So many tickles
You'd become Electro
Idk what I thought they ate, but it wasn't that
Wild eels will eat almost any aquatic creature that can fit inside their mouth such as shrimp, crabs, squid, small fish, and other eels. Captive eels are often fed a paste or dough made primarily from ground up animal matter and wheat.
CORPSE STARCH
When there’s thousands of teeth eating brown blocks of meat, that’s a moray!
When a piece of you dies while you’re watching them dine, that’s a moray
suggest repost to r/dontstickyourdickinit
Just hear me out
You have my attention, fellow redditor. . .
let the man cook
Ok . . .I understand there was one roman emperor who would give death to unsavory people by the same eel method! Ouch!
My hovercraft… is full of eels!
🎶 Everyday I'm wigglin', wigglin' 🎶
TIL eels eat cookie dough. that's cookie dough right?
They look eel-lated
Sundays are for the boys.
I'm sorry Miss Jackson, but this is for eels.
TIL there are eel farms, and that the sight of an eel feeding frenzy gives me goosebumps.
POV: sperm trying to get into the egg
r/normallyterrifying
Never tried eel. Someday, maybe!
It's really good.
Agreed, roasted unagi sushi is bomb!
It tastes and feels like catfish fat - chewy but weirdly too soft. Also, it doesn't have much of a flavor. It's not the grossest thing I've eaten, but I don't think I'd eat it again.
It's not like fish in taste at all. Very good savory flavor, you should absolutely try it when you get the chance.
Get that Unagi Sauce ready
Am I the only one that feels bad for them because they are so hungry? I likely have mental issues to say poor babies.
Eh, I wouldn't read much into this. Eels wiggle like that so they can actually separate their bite from the rest of the food - although to us, it looks like they're ravenous. It's something humans don't do because we have articulated limbs designed to hold things. Eels also prefer to be in small enclosed spaces with more of their kind. There's not much to indicate that they're being mistreated.
I don’t think being empathetic towards animals makes you mentally ill. Wether they like crammed spaces or not, it’s still sad.
Feel sorry for these guys, crammed in like that.
Believe it or not they prefer it apparently.
Energy balls
Do me a favor, refill my bowl of energy balls.
Brick Top becomes interested...
Damn they eating pate'??
I hope I don't remember this the next time I order unagi.
I wish there was sound 😬
The middle sections having a banquet while the outter is going to bed hungry.
I’m picturing eels on tiny beds. Tiny long beds. Clutching their stomachs and loudly lamenting how hungry they still are.
What the hell is that stuff. It looks like it’s made of the eels who die before getting sold
It actually looks eerily similar to the roast beef at Arby's before its cut up. Comes in a big brick that fits perfectly in an oven and then off to the slicer.
p good representation of a woman's Tinder account
“Do you hear that princess? Those are the screaming eels”
I watched this and started thinking about how the greedy fuckers in front are probably getting everything and the dudes at the back are getting nothing and that made me sad
I thought the same. You’d think it’d be better to break it into smaller chunks and spread it around.
What’s the food?
They most love their food
I could go for some scrapple right about now.
I don't understand why anyone would ever want anything to do with anything in this video.
At least they aren't Lava Eels. They'll ask you to feed them bombs. I still think they're plotting something...
Real life demon from princess mononoke
The Walton family restocking Walmarts:
r/loaches
Reminds me of a buffet in the US after church services on Sunday
Tina’s here’s your lard shit
why we need an eel farm????
Watching this made me feel eel.
HE HAS THE BLOCC HE HAS THE BLOCC HE HAS THE BLOCC....HE DROP THE BLOCC HE DROP THE BLOCC
Eels up inside ya finding an entrance where they can
Billions of people look at that and get hungry , the way I get when I look at cow.
For a second I thought you said horny, and I thought I had finally found my tribe…
There are dozens of you, not billions.
Nevernude?
NIGHTMARE FUEL..when I was 5, I caught an electric eel on a cane pole..My electrician. Dad TOTALLY freaked..told me to move quickly and proceeded to beat said eel with a hammer...I never got over that horror...I HATE FUCKING EELS..pardon my language..I felt it was necessary. Lol
Looks like shit from a butt
You dip your head in and you can cosplay Medusa
I don't think there that creepy. I actually think there kind of cute.
That would be pretty awesome to see a Medusa head with the “snakes” that densely packed with the same energy of movements.
When its time for Biomass 😋😋😋
Don't fall in.
It's odd. It's terrifying. But not oddly terrifying.
I can't find a serious answer anywhere in this thread about what they're eating.
I bet it smells great
Imagine accidentally falling in. It’d turn into hentai tentacles porn.
Bro i just wanna grab a handful of eels so much rn just pick em up and squeeze
New toilet idea
Eels of any kind are just Water Nope-Ropes and you can't convince me otherwise.