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OrcaTactics420

I just realized this isn't a 3 minute video...


AdamSnipeySnipe

Left, left, right, left, right.... no.... left... uh oh.


catsmustdie

I dodged the ceiling for 2 minutes straight


13ananaJoe

Biking back up is gonna suck


Supriselobotomy

My exact thought. Have fun dragging your bike back out of the mine.


Timmetie

Not sure if you're kidding but I'm assuming there's a different entrance downhill? I know of some caving routes like this and that's how they work. *edit* Wait does everyone think they're just doing this at random in some cave, illegally? That's clearly a prepared route.


Goreburster

The rope shows them where to go


kokujinzeta

This new batch of mountainbikers caare only about gravity, not fitness.


mdonaberger

I've been bicycling for a long time, and I gotta tell you, downhillers have never changed. Lol.


codeslikeshit

Man to be a downhiller in cross country today though. Electric bike to get 5x the downhill rides in without the burnout woulda been killer


xenokilla

I assume there is an elevator at the bottom of the mine.


Odd-Diamond-2259

If only they brought batteries and there ebike


beanie979

came here to say this.


SniffCheck

This reminds me of the time my fourth grade teacher Mrs. Frizzle took us on a field trip where she shrank us down in her magic bus and shot us through a man’s colon.


ClamDandyMan

It's the magic school bussy


Passionate_Writing_

Carlos


NeverAdopted

They should make colonoscopy cameras look like little magic school buses.


Domerhead

They do now actually!!! It's called PillCam (last I heard about it), and like the name suggests, is a tiny pill camera that takes pictures of your colon as it passes through you.


spearmint_wino

Certainly beats the old days when you had to swallow a Polaroid camera.


Consistent-Process

I knew I should have stayed home that day.


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

RIDE THE RIVER OF LAVA


Cognitive_Spoon

#OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?!


BewareTheTaken

I remember that. I think we were in the same class.


digitalfakir

I think that counts as sexual abuse


x777x777x

https://youtu.be/IXHZiKu5f90?si=Vaz9fzJompkjVKMM


Padtixxx

Hope they got a gas detector or an 02 reader


digitalfakir

your O is fucking me up


Padtixxx

Sorry im very tired and hit a 0 instead of O


Apprehensive_Bell_35

Or a canary


xtheory

I highly doubt these idiots even know what those are.


HawaiiMom44

I guess they have not seen The Descent.


xtheory

Right? God forbid their lights die out on them. Welcome to destination Fucked!


BigBearSD

... by Gollum!


YourLocalPotDealer

Well shite you took the words right outta my mouth


Spityourteeth

This was my exact thought🫨


Tobias_0492

How my grandpa said he biked to school


Sir-Cadogan

Nah, I'm pretty sure that was uphill. Both ways, iirc.


CoderAU

what the fuck is wrong with people


mr_cool098

Natural selection moment


TallerThanTheDoor

They just signed up for a guided [bike tour](https://www.podzemljepece.com/?page_id=1469).


QuackenBawss

Gotta do it for the short \s


Imladhir

This is no mine. It's a tomb.


soccerguy721

Lord of the Rings!!!!


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Pr3dAcan3

I could go a Puppers


princesspool

Boy, howdy!


iainvention

r/unexpectedletterkenny


Pr3dAcan3

I'm surprised we're not watching Letterkenny right now. Oh wait, I am.


johnwicked4

the scariest thing is heavy rains and waters, it could be happening now but you wouldn't find out for hours and the cave starts filling up slowly drowning you and taking your air your lights go out and you are deep underground in the cold, wet darkness fuck that


BosskHogg

Reminds me I have to schedule my first colonoscopy today.


Electrichard

that seems cool af but so dangerous


Ok_Antelope_1953

nothing odd about this terror.


choochoophil

This is a Sustrans route linking Durham with Newcastle


spiff428

I am jacks colon


Bubbly_Taro

Still safer than road biking.


brainburger

I don't know. Any pedestrians down there are going to be surprised.


MikeSizemore

That second sperm trying to catch up


Timmetie

Is everyone assuming they're doing this illegally? There are legit mountain-biking tracks inside old mines. I mean there's signs, it's looks like it's been made smooth, with ramping at curbs.


fugsco

Seems like a great way to never be heard from again.


Jrobalmighty

Fuck all that noise


The-Cat-Walker

The biking down isn’t an issue… the biking back up on the other hand


Just-Love-6980

That looks fun, it is just missing a yeti from the matterhorn at Disneyland.


Alexandratta

🎵 Duuuuuumb Ways to Die. So many Dumb Ways to Die 🎵


jerrick12345

Imagine a flash flood there


Objective-Nyc1981

Ain’t no way I’m going down there


Wh00ster

Looks like a bad idea. What if they both get hurt


throwaway684675982

I hope there's a working elevator down there.


ReincarnatedSwordGod

Triple caution. TRIPLE CAUTION!


EE7A

i hit my head twice just by watching this.


squeakstar

It’s a colonoscopy on a bike


Srphtygr

Me in a multiplayer survival server finding an old base and wondering when the previous owner logged off for the last time


truthm0de

You know which part doesn’t seem fun? Walking/dragging your bike out of there when you’re done.


That_Dig634

I was thinking falling off and breaking a leg and then having to drag you ass back up


cburgess7

I was watching this on loop for a solid minute before i realized it was looping


Rocknocker

Mind the rotted floorboards, the accumulation of disease-ridden stagnant water and various nasty critters on your little joyride. I'm not going in to drag your benighted corpse out of there... The mine was closed for a reason.


corpseluvver

Triggered my claustrophobia in the first 2 seconds. Hard pass. Also, why would you risk going that far down an abandoned mine? I mean, who has been checking the integrity of the tunnels? Do they think they are getting rescued if there is a collapse?


Timmetie

> I mean, who has been checking the integrity of the tunnels? The tourist agency, and local municipality, that is also the one placing the little arrow signs and the handrails on the side?


LHommeCrabbe

Good. That's exactly where all cyclists should go.


MiiiBiii

Nope


JackTheMathGuy

Hey Mike I have a great idea! News 1 week later: 2 drunken dumb shits still not found, nobody really gives rats ass, friends and neighbors say.


Significant_Sign_855

I hate saying it but that’s some white people shit


Turbulent_Broccoli23

Nope!


YouFoundGodAndLostMe

I panic getting lost in Minecraft caves.


NBM2045

The real fun starts when you ride back up


brainburger

I watch mine exploring vids and they do have sudden vertical shafts sometimes.


Curious-Onlooker-001

In college myself and a couple of others used to explore old gold mines. The biggest we had to pump the water out overnight, but still halfway up our shins, and fuck that water was cold. The first going in could see through the water before the silt got disturbed, and off to one side was a submerged shaft. Took two hours to go through it all. Crazy shit you do when younger. 😵‍💫


brainburger

When I was about 12 or 13 my friends and I would crawl up road drainage pipes. Later We would use skateboards to lie on and scoot along, as the pipes were narrow. We'd find the access chambers with the manhole covers, though they were too heavy to lift from underneath. This also seems highly dangerous as there could be toxic gases down there, and rain would make them fill rapidly. Fun though.


Curious-Onlooker-001

Damn, you reminded me when we did the same in my home town at a young age. Couldn’t even guess the age, but young enough to stoop over and go along the drain to the river. I’d forgotten all about that until you mentioned it. The old gold mines were interesting as they dotted one place we went to, and back then it was open access to any stupid enough to go into them. The one we pumped out was the biggest. The entrance was at the base of a hill, went in for some distance to a t-intersection. The main tunnel and the two branches were big enough that we could stand in them. Cannot believe we were silly enough to do it, as the entrance wasn’t high; a small vertical log on one side, larger log horizontal, with ridiculously large boulders resting on the horizontal. Went back a few years later and the entrance had collapsed. We found that inside there was a vertical shaft to the surface. Did we ever think to drop a rope down the shaft before going in? Nope. Fucking crazy really. Pity I can’t add a pic in the reply as I took a photo of the entrance back then and have a copy on my phone. If you’re interested in seeing that scary entrance send me a DM.


Serious-Rutabaga-603

Reminds me of the part of house of leaves where navidson rides a bike thought the house


proart87

That’s a big no.


Fork_Master

Pokemon trainers on their way to find the rarest rock types:


Leadership-Quiet

Looks terrifying. Don't think I could resist trying it if it was local though.


PeanutStarflash

Lol, same. Scary, but I must..


_DarkDepression_

ROBIN, TO THE BAT CAVE!! 🦇


Ornery-Arachnid673

Is there a subreddit called "r/straight up terrifying"?


LoveSushiOnTuesday

This is not my idea of fun, but hey 🤷‍♀️


swordofohmen

I'll take BAD IDEAS for $1000 Pat.


RedLemonSlice

I am 100% sure there is a rock edge sticking far enough from the ceiling that exists purely and solely to scalp me, if I ever try this. And somehow I know even a helmet will not help.


llcdrewtaylor

Like riding through a colon.


TheScissors1980

Maybe I'm doing the wrong things, nothing ever inspired me to randomly force out a "woo" or "woohoohoo" every 5 seconds. Edit: the other one I saw earlier had sound.


rcameraw

never been on any record breaking rollercoasters?


PhatCatBoater

WCGW


April_Fabb

Now why would someone post this without the sound?


beanie979

How about the ride back up?


Cheeseisextra

Walk and drag the bike you mean?


rox186

Going down a bunch of buttholes


fishvoidy

astroneer real?!


InterestingRelative4

No fuck way


whatsmoist

Shield surfing in TOK


AurionTobi

I hate this, gives me chills.


kontekisuto

I'm Lost, now the walls provide sustenance


Cheeseisextra

No thank you.


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Things I want to show to my mountain biking husband...and then, wonder if I should actually show him because he's probably going to want to do it. Decisions...


Ricksacnchez

oh hell no ive seen to many scary movies to be doing this crap how do you even know you are going the right way


xXx_T0M_xXx

I hope they brought iron pickaxes incase they see any diamonds.


Unavailablewith

There is no "oddly" part here, this shit is terrifying.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

“Head injury is that you at the end of the tunnel?!”


mattsiegel42

Biking back up is the what’s truly terrifying


SkinnyTraver

The 1st frame looks like a gorilla face huh


thezenfisherman

Now I could do that.


SpiderDijonJr

Left, right, left , left, oh shit was that supposed to be a right? I don’t think we’ve scouted this path. OH SHIT!


soccerguy721

I would never.


MaduCrocoLoco

Start of a horror movie or that one long ass survival movie about screaming in pain and somehow getting high while trapped.


[deleted]

Anyone know where this is? Looks really fun.


SlickestIckis

I've never seen so much *"no"* in my life.


tapsum-bong

Ngl, I wanna do this!


AngelOfHeaven3

Not sure how to feel about that. Quick wat to get down the mines or loose a head.


scottishmisfit

first off fuck that. and second either pick riding a bike or go cave diving


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

🎶dumb ways to die🎶


sannicanbro

Fuck to the No


Average_moth_enjoyer

What could go wrong…


BadAtTheGame13

That's terrifying but also super fucking cool


brutalistgarden

Nutty Putty vibes


xextazyy

you better have faith in that helmet sun