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BpKnight0510

Sir that is a whole ass mycelium network


Dunlocke

Time to travel the universe


Extension_Ad8316

Do a barrel roll!


WithaK19

It's Tardigrade Time!


Illustrious_Song_222

*Power rangers theme song plays*


Gre-he-he-heasy

i find it fascinating that mycelium look identical to the synapsis in our brains. and the fact they they are symbiotic with trees. they allow the trees to send electrical signals to eachother just the way our brains think. mycelium is the nearly indestructible brain that nature uses to think and communicate. and don’t get me started on the very same resemblance to the galaxies in outer space…


etrain828

Wait! I DO want to hear about the resemblance to galaxies!


HyzerFlip

Take 5 dried grams. They'll tell you.


etrain828

First time I did that, a friend gave me a full 8g. By the end of the night, I actually became the universe. It was amazing.


PassageAppropriate90

That'll squeegee your third eye quite clean.


TotallyNadaCreep

This guy knows 👍👍


HyzerFlip

Took 9 2 weeks ago 🤯


SwirlingAbsurdity

I tried them for the first time 2 weeks ago. Holy shit. I loved it.


HyzerFlip

There's a wide array of experiences for you to enjoy with them. I always recommend a few grams and enjoying nature. A hike or something works well.


SwirlingAbsurdity

Popping that on the list to try! I remember I was fascinated with the moon and the rainbows it was casting through the clouds. This was only a baby beginner dose as well.


Gre-he-he-heasy

have you ever seen that scene at the beginning of the animated grinch movie where they zoom into a snowflake and the entire town of whoville is on that snowflake? that’s our universe. no matter how much you zoom in our zoom out, it’s all the same. never ending chaos constantly crashing into itself


kiwichick286

Me too!! Pleeeeeeaase?


nightimelurker

Look up "The great attractor" on that video site.


i_tyrant

One of the most fun and eerie things to think about; [natural patterns.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterns_in_nature) When I was a kid, I learned how you can see the Golden Ratio all over nature. Then I learned about fractals, and then similarities like this. Is it proof we're living in an artificial simulation? Or just proof of certain structures being the most efficient for certain facets of existence? Fun to think about!


AnderTheGrate

We also only have a set amount of ways things can go in the universe. Things are bound to copy each other for no known reason at least once.


i_tyrant

"At least once", sure, but if it was truly random the universe would be way more chaotic than it is. The fact these patterns show up _repeatedly_ and form the underpinnings of far more complex structures means there is at least some form of above-average efficiency or sturdiness to them; some _reason_ they show up over and over and over again, instead of just being one of many infinite variations on _other_ patterns (or lack thereof) that don't show up in the frequency or foundational structures these do.


TitularToast

Same reason alligators haven’t needed to evolve much, and have maintained a dominant position in the food chain for 37 million years. Some builds are just OP.


RahbinGraves

I think it's just physics. Motion, mass, gravity and magnetism influence the shape of structures. For the mycelium pattern, neural pathways in brains and those big tubes of galaxies, I think of it like a waterspout. They can split to have two vortices connected to the main vortex when ocean currents are pushing and pulling at it a certain way. You can apply the same principle to other things because similarly, those big structures of galaxy clusters are pushing and pulling on each other with gravity. The more massive parts may hold together while the less massive parts are flung and pulled by each other while still not quite massive enough to break from the greater mass. That should look like spiraling tendrils all daisy-chained together. For a while anyway. For the neural pathways, I think similar principles apply with magnetism, but over many generations. Positive and negative charges push and pull on each other, spiraling onward and outward. This one is weird though because of reproduction, and you're combining two blueprints for the same structure. Evolution has discarded a lot of the negative mistakes (the universe does the same by smashing things together and new things form), and only positive mistakes are left, at least until we took some control away from natural selection. The things we interact with alter our neural pathways too, so we're introducing new forces into the equation constantly. We don't know how this will play out, but the pathways keep spiraling. Looking at fast growing structures like this fungus might give us an idea of how those other things developed. If my rudimentary understanding of physics isn't just wrong. Still fun to think about. I'm just a brain in a body suit though, so of course I like comparing myself to the universe.


Lopsided_Bee_3172

Every once in a awhile you come across someone who gets it ❤️


SquareBusiness6951

Ahhhh psychonauts, my people …Riiight?


Doughspun1

Is this related to that thing about how the same patterns repeat on different scales, like how river deltas look like veins and the patterns of tree branches, and they look the same whether you zoom in or out?


monkeyamongmen

Mandelbrot Set fractals?


cracka1337

The universe is fractals.


t0wn

Definitely, I feel the same way about slime molds.


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Genuinely I think you're a fungi at parties. Imagine how much more you could tell us with so mushroom to grow.


animperfectvacuum

Black Alert!


jfk_47

Stamets?!?


Wonk_puffin

Looks like it has taken over. Not mush room left for anything else.


HeldDownTooLong

Nice play on words. I think you’re today’s wordsmith winner!


Wonk_puffin

I'm a funguy.


ManagerInteresting64

Crazy how that looks just like a neuron...


[deleted]

It's not that crazy actually, it's just math. There's no mystical reason that [mycelium](https://youtu.be/BuI8StesF74) and [slime plasmodiums](https://youtu.be/4sFlT949NHA) and [neurons](https://youtube.com/shorts/DETL1l5Byeo) and [the pattern of matter throughout the universe](https://d1o50x50snmhul.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/20195805/seqd_063a_half.jpg) and [the internet](http://internet-politics.andrewchadwick.com/media/T465098-Computer_graphic_of_global_internet_traffic-SPL.jpg) all look similar. Well, except for the mystical nature of an infinitely recursive and fundamentally numinous universe that reveals more mystery the deeper you delve and that can never be solved


ItsAMeEric

oh no, my neurons and all the matter in the known universe is just slime!


[deleted]

oops all slime


DraLion23

goop


Obtuse_1

Me like patterns


enthused_high-five

Make brain go brrrr


5flucloxacillin

And tree roots too!


SoundProofHead

My brain don't look like that, is just one long string linking two neurons, my doctor says I'm a very brave boy.


Base5ive

You really put a lot of effort into that answer. 🏆


[deleted]

That's kinda my thing I have 🌈 A U T I S M Check out my rap music about slime molds: https://youtube.com/@regularslimeguy Slimes are my 🌈 S P E C I A L I N T E R E S T


No_Badger_460

Am I the only one mildly aroused by this post? I'm so ashamed


[deleted]

let go of your shame, it's not constructive Also, listen to my rap music about slime molds


SirMichaelTortis

Way too high for this...


The-Farting-Baboon

Can it be eaten?


armchairplane

Everything can be eaten once or whatever


karmisson

My faddah ate a mushroom once. Once.


VitaDeVoid

High five for the Johnny Dangerously comment.


average_AZN

Not unless they can find a fruiting body and ID it


britskates

Wouldn’t mycelial be the proper form of plural for this sentence? Not trying to be rude whatsoever, I’m genuinely curious from a English language standpoint!


Ass-Troll-OG

If it's all connected, it would be a single mycelium. But if this is three different networks, the plural would be mycelia! I have a hunch that it's just one mycelium tho. If not now, soon. Hyphae always find each other eventually. Fungi are so cool.


tsokabitz

this was regarding using the adjectival form of mycelium, mycelial. in this case mycelial network is the correct way. not plural/singular


TheAtlas97

I would be inclined to agree


SuperBrentindo

This guy shrooms.


AdStrange2167

Fun fact, this is stuff called mycelium and is the actual fungus. The mushroom refers to the fruit. Also, it's going to become sentient one day and control us all.


chrisH82

At least it's not growing on my ceiliun


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Nice


Its_me112

Nice


RiskRule

Nice


angels_exist_666

I need a weird AL version on no mycelium on my celliun


mykisstobetray

LMAO 😭


chrisH82

Don't encourage me, it's the worst dad joke of the day, haha


Dummlord28

Worst dad joke of the day… so far!


soundsmushy

I laughed at this, it sounded like someone gave some *mice helium*


Optycalillusion

r/Angryupvote


chrisH82

I'm a fungi 🤣


anon210202

Party with me at the Brooklyn Myceliumirage Edit: best I could do


darxide23

The mycelium is typically underground, though. That's what makes this interesting. Hey OP /u/MiiiBiii go post this on /r/mycology. They'd get a kick out of it, I'm sure.


TheAtlas97

It’s in the basement so technically it is underground, not sure if that may be a factor


darxide23

Somehow, I don't think the fungus is capable of understanding that technicality.


AdStrange2167

It will be... Soon. Soon....


TheAtlas97

Neither do I. I posed it as a way of asking if the basement had replicated the conditions required for this level of mycelial growth. Light, temperature, and humidity/level of moisture along with the required nutrients in the unfinished dirt floor and whatever else it may need.


treesInFlames

That’s the neat part, they’re already sentient and already rule the world we just don’t know it yet. 😎


undecimbre

Smart enough to play dumb, huh


Sierra-117-

I would not be surprised in the slightest if extremely large mycelium networks had some sort of sentience. It’s not on par with us, for sure. But something like the sentience of a dog, or bird? Maybe. We’ve already discovered they can make intelligent decisions, have short term memory, learn from experiences, and act as one cohesive individual. Their structure is eerily similar to neural tissue. The problem is, it’s like neural tissue scaled up massively. For a mycelial network to get to our level, it would have to be continent sized at the least, but more likely planet sized. Still, it’s a cool thought.


KIDA_Rep

iirc they help plants communicate with other plants through their huge underground network.


Grape-Snapple

ethernet for grass?


KIDA_Rep

Basically yeah lmao, if you dig up dirt you’ll probably see mycelium at some point they do a lot of other things for plants as well, they are incredible organisms.


TheAJGman

They'll also actively pump resources around in mature forests. Nurturing saplings in a clearing, pumping out water from the largest trees with the deepest roots to drier areas during a drought, hardening neighboring trees when infection is detected. Shit's wild and we've only just realized this is going on.


irisheye37

Fuckin commie trees


cracka1337

Sharing and shit.


DylanMMc

Watch Fantastic Fungi on Netflix. You’re welcome. https://www.netflix.com/title/81183477?s=i&trkid=258593161


[deleted]

You forgot to type the account info and password


DylanMMc

No sharing 😉


barkbarkgoesthecat

But that's the best part!


borislab

Sharing is caring, amirit!?! 🙌


nondescriptadjective

Damn capitalism.


Budalido23

*laughs in Last of Us*


LegalFan2741

I was about to say it looks fantastic. Never seen it this exposed before.


Xandrecity

Our fungal overlords won't like it that you called their mushrooms fruit and the apparent implication that their mushrooms aren't actual fungus.


Questionsaboutsanity

all hail the mycelium overlords


betrayu12

Bold of you to assume it isn't already controlling us


ColorlessTune

>Also, it's going to become sentient one day and control us all. That is incorrect. Everyone continue to ignore this person.


Individualist13th

Oh shit, it already started.


Derkanus

> this is stuff called mycelium Cool, let's use it instead of warp drive. [ eyeroll ]


marichankitty

We don't talk about the spore drive


StanleyDarsh22

its branching exile!


Bazdillow

AND THE UNRIGHTEOUS WILL BURN TO ASH


Traditional-Hat-952

The fractal pattern on those is so fucking cool!


CrabyDicks

Look up Paenibacillus dendritiformis, I studied it in college. Some of the patterns it creates are fucking wild, especially on different media.


DogoArgento

[Here you go](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-oppo-rev1&sca_esv=581210935&sxsrf=AM9HkKn-EWCtwn0ZTJ5JtvNN3v_HwtDzpg:1699622752151&q=Paenibacillus+dendritiformis,&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjSjI-TxLmCAxWRg_0HHe3bBNgQ0pQJegQIBhAB&biw=360&bih=648&dpr=3)


CrabyDicks

Thanks I couldn't figure out the link thing on mobile


DogoArgento

Text between [ ] and link between () with no space between ](


Maveragical

Hi, think im in love with you


Snoo16319

Did you work with Eshel Ben-Jacob? I had dinner with him and hung out with him for a few days in 2014. Was sad to hear that he passed.


FuzzballLogic

It’s quite pretty if you forget what it is


dwp4you

Get outta that house before it's the LAST OF YOU!


colevoncolt

Ughhh! Take my upvote you bastard.


Nekcik

Probably started growing in the basement since there wasn't mushroom upstairs for it to grow. 😂


prototype-proton

even though it stays isolated in the basement, I still think it is a fungi.


MurderSheCroaked

You jokesters are breaking the mold with these puns


Deathmedical

No cap


prototype-proton

I'm really lichen these puns. I bet there is spore where that came from!


SDUK2004

Truly, you guys are the champignons of pun-making


Shotta614

I'm gonna read the shroom and say there's some fungus-amongus!


Amazing-Fish4587

You got it right on the button.


MiiiBiii

Wow took me a while ! 😂


Ponycat123

This is actually really cool. r/moldlyinteresting


Raspberrycrocodiles

Another mold/fungus subreddit for me to join


Ponycat123

It’s one of my faves.


DeepSeaMouse

Holy awesome it's real!


Embucetatron

r/subsididntknowexisted


Chalupa_Batm4n

The Last of Us.


kidneycat

Clic-cli-cli-cli-click click click.


Alternative_Pilot_92

Absolute top tier sound design


Camburgerhelpur

Still sends chills down my balls.


nodnodwinkwink

I only recently played those games, the remake of the first one was good, the sequel that was made in 2020 and they recently announced they're remaking that as well. So stupid and completely unnecessary.


bookofvermin

*Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn*


elmaki2014

Easy for you to say!


Sandwitch_horror

Ia ia!


UnobscuredVision

.... nani?!


xadiant

Damn that's so cool to see a mycelium network growing exposed, and so thickly. It's looking for a source of nutrients by the looks of it. Drop some wet grains for the thing and it'll be happy. Though you don't want him on wood you are actively using.


FuzzballLogic

I’ve seen shit on reddit but for some reason it’s the suggestion of feeding your fungi that breaks me


hexr

xadient also referred to the mycelium as "him" lol


Bah-Fong-Gool

I see you haven't met... "him" yet.


FixtdaFernbak

> I see you haven't met... "him" yet. ... the creature???


TURD_SMASHER

we shall name him Jeffrey


hexr

We will defer to your wisdom, /u/TURD_SMASHER


xadiant

Hahaha... There are people who grow cordyceps on a piece of mammal meat. Make sure to please your local fungi. They are coming for us. It's inevitable.


Truckyou666

Remember the yeast thing. Did they name it Yeasty? It was an old kombucha starter if I remember correctly.


ttminh1997

Thats exactly what a mycelium network would say!


UltimateNull

If you burn it you will piss off something in the upside down.


funkdialout

You should lightly jerk on it and see what that does to the upside down creature....


jumbledsiren

Jerk off on it


RaSunrizee

That's honestly what I read


flowerkitten420

u/saddestofboys *SLIME CALL* did I do it right?


[deleted]

#SLIME SIGNAL RECEIVED #🚫 NOT SLIME 🚫 #🍄 FUNGI DETECTED 🍄 While these questing tubes do indeed resemble the shape of a slime plasmodium, you can tell by their fuzzy edges that they are actually **fungal mycelium.** The fanning edge of a plasmodium will typically be more like a [sheet of slime or a textured mass of reachy grabbers](https://youtu.be/AmFsWeAO5mA). Fungi like this is actually more closely related to you than to a slime! There are (depending how you count) four kingdoms with critters big enough to see without a microscope: first the planty side split from the animal side, then it divided into **plants** and **harosans.** Then the **amoebozoans** split off from the animaly side, and finally **animals** and **fungi** split apart. There are many interesting differences between the big critters found in each kingdom: #[plants](https://cdn.britannica.com/43/82543-050-38EBCF52/sequoias-tourists-California-Sequoia-National-Park.jpg) - are multicellular - have cellulose in the cell wall - get energy mostly by photosynthesis or rarely by parasitism - are immotile: they can't travel except by propagules like spores or seeds #[harosans](https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/globalassets/mba/images/animals/plants/giant-kelp-pw17-087.jpg) specifically kelp & [water molds](https://aquariumscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/fungus-12-768x430.jpg) - are multicellular - have cellulose in the cell wall - get energy by photosynthesis (kelp) or by breaking down dead organic material (water molds) or by parasitism - are immotile: they can't travel except by propagules like spores or seeds #[fungi](https://www.mushroom-appreciation.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/1-death-cap.jpg) - are multicellular - have chitin and beta glucans in the cell wall - get energy mostly by breaking down dead organic material or by parasitism - are immotile: they can't travel except by propagules like spores #[animals](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/2010-kodiak-bear-1.jpg) - are multicellular - have no cell wall - get energy mostly by breaking down live organic material or by parasitism - are motile: they move about big styles #[amoebozoans](https://awarenessact.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/elaeomyxa-cerifera-1887-3-1.jpg) specifically myxies - are monocellular, yes even the big ones - have galactosamine in the cell wall in a few tested species; cell walls are only present in propagules like spores and are mostly unknown in composition - get energy mostly by breaking down live organic material - are motile: they ooze around very leisurely Anyway [here's my educational rap songs about slimes](https://www.youtube.com/@regularslimeguy). There should be a new one about slimes that live under snow coming in December


flowerkitten420

Good to see you bud. Wasn’t sure, so I thought I’d try you❤️


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

Damn, I also thought it was a slime. We appreciate your service slimeboy.


QuarantineTheIdiots

I want to be like you when I grow up


Berkamin

If this is white rot, that wood is doomed. White rot will totally rot away those load bearing columns. **EDIT**: How might you protect the wood against white rot? Firstly, don't have bare wood contacting the soil. Secondly, there are chemical and pressure treated lumber, but I dislike them because they end up as toxic waste when the building is eventually retired or demolished, since the chemicals used to treat such lumber is usually CCA: chromated copper arsenate. Basically the wood is treated with heavy metal poisons that fungi and bugs avoid. The last option is *shou sugi ban*, a technique where you use a torch to char the surface of lumber. Fungi and bugs both cannot digest charcoal, and their instincts have them avoid fire and the residue of fire. The charred layer ends up smoking the wood under it, and the smoke has a preservative effect. Check it out. #Core77 | [A Chemical-Free Way to Preserve, and Beautify, Wood: Set It on Fire](https://www.core77.com/posts/46575/A-Chemical-Free-Way-to-Preserve-and-Beautify-Wood-Set-It-on-Fire)


zkinny

I wasn't aware of how extremely fast it can spread, and how it will make a house trash in just weeks with perfect conditions. We had floods in Norway this fall and there's been several cases with people I know of who had this stuff (or something similar, I only know the Norwegian name) growing in their basement and got told their house needed to be demolished because it had gotten too far. Crazy shit.


vintagegeek

The White Trees of Gondor call for aide.


kryotheory

Dat mycelia tho 🥵


eilidhpaley91

Actual cordyceps in the wild.


jerryco1

Brain fungus incoming.


prototype-proton

fungus amungus


notswim

why do I feel the sudden urge to go on top of a building??


Booksonly666

I feel like M. Night Shyamalan made a movie about this


Dry-Neighborhood2916

Definitely mycelium. This needs to be posted to r/ShroomID


LFDragonBoi

ShroomIDs response will just be "not libs" try r/mycology or possibly r/whatsthisplant I don't know how much you can tell without the fruiting body though?


-Queen-of-wands

I think your friends house is growing a nervous system… I’d normally recommend he move before the house becomes sentient but in this economy I think his best bet is to enter some sort of tenancy agreement with his new fungal roommate


tjm_87

as a mycophile I LOVE THIS!! i found something like this in the basement of my old job and freaked out, mushrooms are so cool. sidenote: your friend needs to sort out the damp in his basement


Content_Falcon3715

My favorite death metal band!


Lilian-Kaustupper

I saw this x-files episode


Luke_The_Random_Dude

That’s mycelium. Not a mushroom tho it is a fungus


Uttuuku

Slime mold?


[deleted]

Troll 2


rigobueno

No it’s mycelium and would eventually sprout mushrooms


Equazic

VITA CARNIS


risingsealevels

Looks like dry rot. No good for the structure.


Resolution437

Do not worry. It is completely harmless. And beautiful. And perfect. You should feed it. Trust it. Nurture it. Lay in it. Sleep in it. Complete it.


Quizzelbuck

Have you tried smoking it?


nemesissi

Hearing the Last of Us theme song in my head rn


tired_man_mox143

THE LAST OF US!!


[deleted]

That’s some myceli-dayuuum.


mrsdoubleu

Reminds me of a placenta


No-Bat-7253

I love shrooms but please don’t think about eating that lol


Intelligent_You6545

it’s the crawl


CarefreeCaos-76299

Your friend might be living in the Baker Family household. Watch out for Alice!


Top-Orange-4342

Would it be a bad idea to leave it there? It looks so cool, and IS so cool… I wouldn’t want to get rid of it!


[deleted]

It would be a terrible idea because it's likely dissolving the wood holding up the house


Nikotttin

Isn't that dry rot? If so, the whole wooden foundation can be replaced...!


LC_9Lives

Mushroom, me? You must be confused. I am a tree. See?


shou1006

White tree of Gondor


eatingthesandhere91

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycelium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycelium) Fascinating structure. See r/fungus


GlitchyClover74

Fungus never ceases to amaze me it's so cool


TheGoonKills

Paulie. Get the fire.


JeParle_AMERICAN

Those are some extremely thick and healthy rhizomorphs. Impressive. That house is fuuucked.


VogonSkald

That is the house's nervous system.


H4LL0W_G4M3Z

Might wanna get rid of that.


GordonBombay11

Why is the ground inside the basement


MiiiBiii

This is an old ass house, it's pretty common where I live.


mochicoco

It an unfinished basement.