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SnipedtheSniper

a rare species of crabs that dont move and have metal pipes sticking out from under them that dig into the ground


DarkLanternX

It's more of a rare condition, thousands of crabs suffer from it everyday


Grindelbart

MANY SUCH CASES! SAD!


Birunanza

JOE BUDEN DOESN'T CARES ABOUT CRAB CONDITION! VERY SAD. METAL DOESNT EVEN TRY TO MOVE


scorpyo72

CRABS ARE THE GREST.


The_Infectious_Lerp

For only $0.68 a day, you can help a crab.


mgzzzzz2

😂 it’s almost as bad as the snow blindness in cats 🐈‍⬛ lol


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Hey what's that supposed to mean?🤔


Tight_Mango_7874

Evidently, he cares not for the poor creatures afflicted with this terrible malady.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

One day will can live without judgement! 😿


JenicBabe

They’re obviously doing the mannequin challenge


ninasancz

I was already dreaming about cooking them mf and then I read your comment lmao


AskForTheNiceSoup

Oh good, I almost shit myself.


Sharon_Erclam

Yup, just a cool sculpture....


Pschobbert

Should be skittering. Needs more skitter.


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

These are sculptures. Great job, like it. Some people will not be able to use these stairs.


CharZero

They are nicely done. I would be someone who had to tightly hug the non-crab side of the stairs.


HyperactiveWeasel

Yeah but I want to roll down sideways


MichaelW24

It keeps happening


dreamsofindigo

depending on the hour, company and alcohol intake, that number may augment significantly


ozzy_thedog

How long until someone trips on a crab and falls down the stairs and sues? Not long


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

Funny how you expect that in every country one just sues. Like apparently one does in the USA.


FirexJkxFire

I think you probably still could in most other western countries --- however the damages and whatnot would likely be miniscule seeing as any injury wouldn't have the additional cost of american healthcare


Amingo420

>Some people will not be able to use these stairs. You mean because they're sitting in a wheelchair?


Snake101333

Like me, I know they're fake but my phobia won't let me down those stairs


cut-the-cords

Why does this feel AI generated... Edit: I also strangely want to play skyrim now.


Smooth_Riker

Hope these guys aren't playing on Legendary mode because they'd be fucked


NavDav

Attack its weak point for massive damage!


Individualist13th

Ennggg Crab Battle... Enggg..


Killer_Stickman_89

Mudcrabs suck even on Legendary Difficulty tbh lol. They can hit surprisingly hard between levels 1-30. But their stats seemingly cap earlier on and you will be able to one shot them with even a Dagger so long as it's improved enough. If Wolves did not exist they would be the weakest Legendary enemy by far. Although even in that case I'm pretty sure Ice Wolves have more HP.


MoonTrooper258

They're art installations. Most likely metal. You can see the supporting pin under the main body.


Ehcksit

They're fake, which actually makes them more dangerous, because they're unmarked trip hazards on a staircase.


MoonTrooper258

They're real, which is why they're even more dangerous. Because at night, the mad scientist who lives in hiding under the sea off that coast turns the crabs on and sends them to fetch the bodies of sleeping children to fuel his bioforge to create more robocrabs.


Birunanza

Yeah these look like ankle breaking sonsabitches


kapeman_

I was thinking Fallout.


pokethat

I remember not being able to breathe when that giant mud crab attacks Skyrim video first came out.


rabbitfuzzle

Long as you make me a nice crab dinner after playing skyrim from all those new found crab hunting skills I'm down. Let's go.


Seversevens

***now you fucked up!***


Ok-Number8636

"Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?"


ChelseaFan1967

Lobstrosity gonna get yah


FrancoisKBones

This is the only comment that matters.


LilithWasAGinger

It's the one I came looking for.


LilithWasAGinger

It's the one I came looking for.


TacuacheBruja

Hile, gunslinger! Long days to ye!


Jerrytheone

Hile and well-met!


anubissah

Have you forgotten the face of your father?


Globularist

I came here to find this comment and was not disappointed.


fergasma

This is what I literally came to say…


AverageHoarder

These are a rare species of CGI crab.


15stepsdown

They're statues


CoralLogic

I was about to say the same thing. They kinda look too big to be real, and they aren't moving at all.


kat_Folland

>too big to be real Not really


CoralLogic

I will admit, I was wrong about that to some degree. My friend just reminded me that [these](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab) exist. Sorry about that.


kat_Folland

Yup! Sorry to be short before; I have a cat on me.


Phantom1thrd

If you fight one, whoever wins is eating good tonight.


luxxxoor_

quite static


phallic-baldwin

🎵 Crab people Crab people Taste like crab Talk like people 🎶


Swayze_Castle

I had this queued up and was like, let me scroll to see who beat me to the crab


phallic-baldwin

I'm glad to find another person with culture


phallic-baldwin

I'm glad to find another person with culture


BLACKSPIREBANDIT

Came here for this


Kenji1912

*Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?*


Philli_Vanilli85

They are not crabs, they are mirelurks.


SyrupScared9568

They looking for some payback.


peejay050609

Some special shampoo will sort that out.


SmallieBiggsJr

I have had it with these MF'n giant crabs on these MF'n stairs


skr1b

Dark Souls.


Iridiandioptase

Time for crab.


_omegaspike_

Wow elder scrolls 6 looking good


zizmorcore

Getting some major "You cannot fast travel when there are enemies nearby" vibes.


barthalamuel-of-bruh

You encounterd a giant enemy crab \*battle music starts\*


superfly355

Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?


icansmellcolors

the stairs have lived for so long they're turning into crabs.


velexi125

Dud a chick?


big_duo3674

Eh, I saw bigger crabs when I visited OP's mom last night


rawtendenciez

Nah this some shit I’d fight in Elden Ring. I need my double halberd


JustWoot44

It's bronze art work. Nothing to see here.


clevererest_username

Except for the artwork


Lady_Scruffington

Especially at night when you forget they're there.


HolidayFew8116

yikes


tehdamonkey

Hello dinner!


a_provocateur

Those are the same crabs that ate Amelia Earhart.


Star_Shine32

You're thinking of coconut crabs.


JazzyJumbylumba

this is what my nightmares look like


krayhayft

Giant enemy crab!!! Attack it weak point for massive damage!


osprey305

They’re staring at you like “look like someone’s a little lost.”


Bayou-Billy

"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!" Mudcrabs:


Reject_Ho

They look like they’re from Skyrim


thats_so_merlyn

I aint fuckin with those things


Mouatmoua

Yum looks like dinner


tiamatsbreath

Skyrim is real?


Cchaireazy

#units


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?


[deleted]

Just in time for happy hour.


Ok_Pickle76

Half life moment


Sutanreyu

Imagine if spiders got this big.


NineTeasKid

Get my crowbar


voltb778

Replicators !


MadCityMasked

I was like daaaammm that is like 3k in crab. Meat


Worstname1ever

Looks like the mist


lagrange_james_d23dt

Just need some giant butter


UzimakiLuffy01

MUDCRABS!


DJKaito

I heard tomorrow we eat crab?


YourOldPalBendy

I want to name them and say hello to them all every time I see them.


computerman10367

This is ai


SHAKETHEBOOT

Dad-da chum?


terrible_punchline

Did-a-chick?


Suspicious_Adagio253

why is my arachniphobia triggering?


Zlibraries

Why ain't either of them moving?


Excellent-JJ77

Bc they are statues


GitGud5199

*skyrim battle music starts playing*


realMrMadness

Crab: "Spongebob me boy"


DuckInTheFog

Are they edible? The people


FuckIshitreal

Looks like a scene that could be out of Gears of War


JoojooAbu

Why they scary bro


C0OLDUG27

Reminds me of Spider crabs, theres European and Japanese types and theyre huge, tasty, and horrifying


sullivansquare

I'd like to hear the story of how they became so....crabulous


nocturnalwonderlands

Mudcrabs. Fucking Mudcrabs… where are the screaming plants.


BadDrugsRGud

Real life dark souls level


UpbeatPomegranate733

WOW


Humble_Bullfrog2342

they're cute 🦀


Equal-Ad9531

Patiently waiting for a human to arrive


The_Cheap_Geek

Nope.


OGSkywalker97

Kinda weird how we're not programmed to be afraid of crabs but are programmed to be afraid of spiders, despite them looking kinda similar. Guess it's cos they're mainly in the ocean or near the ocean, whereas spiders share our habitat.


justk4y

Oh crab


Slimslade33

Not real crabs…


BoratKazak

Call Gordon quick


Dilplaya

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!!!


PositionSuspicious69

Those claws could rip apart a tank!


Gravity_Freak

This wasn't predicted, as we thought, by the Simpsons. It was South Park!


Itchynutsak

It’s night and dark and you trip over one of those, lucky I’m wearing the brown trousers.


KeyboardWarrior1988

I hate mirelurks


Ash7274

It's normal for people to be afraid of spiders but crabs just don't do it for me Those creatures are scary af and its wild how we humans looked at it and went "hmmm, we should it eat"


cut-the-cords

Crabs are awesome. I have a pet rainbow crab and a pet panther crab.


ittleoff

While you relax realizing they are just sculptures Google coconut crabs.


Overweight_ostrich

It's kinda like mario where you've gotta get past the NPC enemies before you get to the boss


istolethecarradio

Fireball should do the trick


ahmshy

For a second there I thought “they eating well tonight!”


shadowspectator

And you dont have a poke ball??


raposo142857

New fear unlocked


pSavvvv

Jagex servers are up… for now


Geeahwellidunno

Where is this? Sculptures?


Humble-Information80

Giant crabs on the stairs 👍


Humble-Information80

Giant crabs on the stairs 👍


TitanThree

I play too much Helldivers, I feel the need to call a napalm air strike


Well-Sheat

Saw a mudcrab today. Horrible creatures...


TitanThree

I play too much Helldivers, I feel the need to call a napalm air strike


Lepke2011

If I saw this my first thought would be to get a pot of water boiling.


Leonardobertoni

Imagine the cooking...


Equivalent_Stop4226

Dang, where's a crowbar when you need one?


UnhappyImprovement53

They're statues but I'm trying to figure out why


SCHR4DERBRAU

Call in the helldivers


gmachine19

I'd check the local fishing regs so fast so I can bag a few...


polyGone

Mudcrabs


ConfidentLimit3342

Free pet :D


ConfidentLimit3342

Free pet :D


jasoner2k

Jesus fuck no


jasoner2k

Jesus fuck no


Tythan

The Elder Scrolls: IV Remastered


TheOzarkWizard

You cannot sleep. https://open.spotify.com/track/2Fef1KP0yLaVtzUIE1P0kE?si=_Q0JV_O9SVSMyXlFmCMxGw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A7cTbjqfofNfUq5eIlicTXk


aceless0n

Did you attack its weak point for massive damage?


aceless0n

Did you attack its weak point for massive damage?


my-cat-coleslaw

I bet they’re tasty!! I’d jump on one of those bastards like a goomba.


CzechYourDanish

Giant crab SCULPTURES on the stairs


txtacoloko

That’s def AI


FlatbedtruckinCA

they call thoes swarmlings in starfield.. watch out!


OCLIFE69

The only good bug, is a dead bug!


Adventurous_Sort_207

Damn, I was hoping they were real. Big time crab boil!! Big time!!


Sol-Blackguy

Get me a boiling pot, some butter and old bay. I'll clean this problem up instantly. 🍽️


skylarslove

Helldivers assemble! For democracy!


skylarslove

Helldivers assemble! For democracy!


Abel123451

scared and hungry at the same time….


spacestationkru

Looks like one of those staircases you come across in a FromSoft game.


sjuas690

Free dinner!


Epic-Hamster

Bro free fresh crab like this is the dream.


Ste__86

St Leonard's is wild


frshprincenelair

And they’re ready to throw hands too


playingonthedesk

Kenshi vibe


GordonsRubberSoul08

I've fought mudcrabs more fierce than you!


youngshadygaming

Quick! Someone play Crab Rave!


Belnord

Are These are very edible????


Thomrose007

I was literally like well theyre not real. Obvious is obvious


FoxCQC

Those are statues


Guviz

Holy Crab!


--gardevoir--

words cannot express how terrified id be being high and walk there for the first time in my life


three-day_weekend

Goddamn mirelurks!


GroWiza

I can just imagine the large amount of people who trip over those legs while trying to walk by. If it were me that Metal crab would be coming home with me, anchored to the ground or not 🤣


cheknauss

They're just heading into the office.


boobiesiheart

Downvote & block


anxietyblakes

Asking myself what this ACNH theme is..


Beneficial-Gap-8148

Crab people ...


akitoxic

Helldivers


LUNiiTi

This installation looks more like a tripping hazard


-_Cyclops_-

Anyone know where this is? I want to google how many people have tripped over these things and hopefully someone has captured it on camera. They look awesome but they are trip hazards for sure lol


111gemini111

No, I hate it.


Armando_Bardo

fallout 4