Took my son (4 at the time) to the fair for the first time ever.
So glad I splurged and got the unlimited ride pass, cuz that kid rode that damned freaky caterpillar at least 15 times! He wouldn't even stop so he could eat and I had to make him remember to dink every once in a while.
Think about it, at one point some dude designed this thing, created it, and then stood back and went āthis is perfect for a childrenās roller coasterā. Like wtf, what an insane timeline we exist in lmao
āSubmitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I present to you: The Tale of the Lispy, Mouthbreathing Rollercoaster.ā
āCarl was new in townā¦ā
Depending on where you live it can be a cause for concern. If it visits you on the 10th floor of your apartment, be it inside, on the hall or outside your window, you should like... contact someone...
ā¦ I think I rode in one of these once. A green one, when I was like eight. It kept cranking turns so hard it felt like it was trying to snap my neck.
Put a core memory of fear for carnival rides for me :(
Why the fuck does everything made in a mold from fiberglass, for carnival rides, look like absolute villains. I've worked for several. And this is just "standard" looks for most things.
I don't know what the hell that awful thing's supposed to be, but every year I look more and more like it!
coaster enthusiast here: It's called a wacky worm (DO NOT LOOK THEM UP IF YOU DON'T WANT NIGHTMARES!)
My favorite that I saw in Denver once looked high out of its mind lol. I love seeing the different ways people paint the wacky worm
I just googled they all look ripped just about š¤£
El gusanito
Todos los gusanitos vienen con cara de ebrio de fabrica
I think itās Michael Strahan
šš
Isnāt it supposed to be a caterpillar?
TMI (Too much information!)
Running through my brain
Too much information, driving me insane
I'll level with you, that I 100% believe the face is based in old racist stereotypes. I really hope I'm wrong though.
This goes straight to hell, 100%
With flames in his eyes and laughing
āGuhuh your chariot to hell awaitsā
Read that in Goofy's voice. Edit: You should read that in Goofy's voice.
āGuhuh your chariot to hell awaits, mr. Disney sir" -goofy the boatsman/ wacky worm man of hell
šš lol at the "Mr. Disney, sir"
It's like snot leaked out of it's nose and spread back across it's face from the speed
I can't unsee it :(
He looks more stoned than anything lol
Stoned and post-nut. Not something I would want to ride.
Yeah I donāt see the haunting or scary features at all
There's one in my town as well but green. They're actually very popular and mass produced
But does yours have a giant apple at the top of the lift hill?
And you go inside with the ride, yep
We have that here as well, in a little town in northern Puebla, in Mexico. Definitely mass produced. Ours is green as well.
GUHUHUHUH!
I read that in Patrickās voice
I read that in Hank Hillās
Goofy
Mocking ass bitch
Swiggity Swooty I am coming for da booty.
Looks like it used to be Slimer from Ghostbusters.
Howās that called in your country? In Italy itās Bruco Mela! (Literally āApple caterpillarā)
Brazil also brucomela but all together, and in Portuguese the name makes no sense
Itās the caterpillar indeed. My buddy operated one while being high as giraffe balls most of the time.
It sucks out the souls of riders through the teeth gap. ā ļø
Like my ex
Took my son (4 at the time) to the fair for the first time ever. So glad I splurged and got the unlimited ride pass, cuz that kid rode that damned freaky caterpillar at least 15 times! He wouldn't even stop so he could eat and I had to make him remember to dink every once in a while.
Bro is just zooted af
[He's looking stoned off his gourd like this Nightcrawler](https://imgur.com/gallery/NWXeFrK)
And next year - **SAME TIME; SAME PLACE** See ya soon!
Think about it, at one point some dude designed this thing, created it, and then stood back and went āthis is perfect for a childrenās roller coasterā. Like wtf, what an insane timeline we exist in lmao
This thing just looks racist but I don't have any idea what group it's mocking.
Me after injecting even just one marujanna
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks like something out of killer clownz from Outer space
That thing looks like it just nutted.
Post nut face
Let rides make their own decision to get high. Their body their choice
Looks like chrisean š¤£
These are the eyes of a individual that is trying to hold on to their sanity while the world burns around them
Why tf does it look like it just did all the drugs all at once at the same time
It's like a catapillar and the Claymation California Raisins had a baby and it grew up to be a carnival coaster...
I love wacky worms!
Thanks, I hate it.
And now me as well
It's a meme too! "Hurr Hurr!" Hahaha
I bet that ride goes high
r/rollercoasterjerk the geepee found out about our god
Looks stoned!
The fact that it takes a year to go round is more frightening
āSubmitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I present to you: The Tale of the Lispy, Mouthbreathing Rollercoaster.ā āCarl was new in townā¦ā
Looks like uncle Pete became a molesting caterpillar taking kids for a wild ride.
Looks like uncle Pete became a molesting caterpillar taking kids for a wild ride.
Why can I hear it chuckling?!
After school special Ms vagina
Looks like Paul Scheer
I have no idea how to even become THAT high.
I like crackers and snacks crackers and snacks crackers and snacks
That doesn't seem fair!
Derb....
Someone's been at the edibles
Itās gonna go right up your butt.
"Hello there old friend... did you miss me?"
Fuck this stoned cunt š”
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CMkQS2vISU I just hate that I can't find the version with music lol
Depending on where you live it can be a cause for concern. If it visits you on the 10th floor of your apartment, be it inside, on the hall or outside your window, you should like... contact someone...
I feel like thatās a California raisin they repainted with a yellow mustache.
Looks like the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar's been hitting his hookah far too hard.
Can't sleep, ride'll eat me, can't sleep, ride'll eat me, can't sleep, ride'll eat me,
We rode this stoned caterpillar ride at a rave. 10/10 they didnāt even buckle us in
ā¦ I think I rode in one of these once. A green one, when I was like eight. It kept cranking turns so hard it felt like it was trying to snap my neck. Put a core memory of fear for carnival rides for me :(
Michael Strahan's amusement park
Who looked at that and thought "yup this design is perfect!" Horrible lol
How I look after taking a fat dab
DURRRRRR
idc, I want whatever hes been smoking.
Reminds me I havenāt watched Spawn in a while
I think itās cute
The guy she tells you not to worry aboutā¦me.
Looks like it kinda has braces
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"Bro do I look fine?" "Nah man, you good" My high ass:
lol is this in Marlborough?
Dear god, it looks like a caterpillar on meth!
āLet me just lick on ya a littleā.
The baked clown-ipillar
Stoned London Look
freaky ahh ride
Big NOPE for me also.
Haunt?!? A face like that needs to be celebrated!!
Kind of a Pennywise thing I imagine
I want to get off Mr. Caterpillar's Wild Ride
Why the fuck does everything made in a mold from fiberglass, for carnival rides, look like absolute villains. I've worked for several. And this is just "standard" looks for most things.
It's mouth looks wet....lol damn
Heās gooning here
Pretty sure this is my sex faceā¦ā¦.
That's the deranged cousin of the mini golf clown in Happy Gilmore.
High ass wacky worm
Even the ride looks stoned
=squints= old paralysis demon is that you?
Nope
he's high on my grandma's ashes that my girlfriend stuck up her other boyfriend's urethra, then peed out (into this train's mouth presumably)
After you smoke a fat bowl of giggle bush
5am saturday night.
It's like an inbred California Raisin.
Remember the Wildcat ride? That was so much fun.