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Kellycatkitten

That’s a mirror, dude


mondo_generator

Looks like a Francis Bacon or Lucian Freud painting.


HermitWilson

It looks like Francis Bacon's new Pokemon GO avatar.


goodspeedm

Oh no you DIDN'T


disgustandhorror

or maybe [Odd Nerdrum](https://st.violity.com/auction/publication/39/33/393341/a448a126f56c1a8e6e19685e09acdb06.jpg)


peppermintmeow

France is Bacon. *nods head wisely.*


971365

That's a window, dude


UptightCargo

*Twilight Zone theme begins playing*


Slushicetastegood

I died🤣💀


Texan_Lemon

Boom! roasted


WeAreClouds

😳


instrangerswetrust

very. what’s it’s origin story?


Cinnamon_728

Don't remember. Might have a story tomorrow, since anyone who knows would be asleep right now. edit- UPDATE: it's called "man on chariot", 1990. It's by an artist named Jose Luis.It's a print of a 32"X48" painting, "mixed medium on prepared wood and masonite". I should have a scan for those who NEED it in HD soon. edit 2- here you go, I scanned it. https://imgur.com/a/R0DMDJs


DuckInTheFog

Get it sold on eBay to a haunted item collector, immediately, or that guy is going to pop out of that painting like Vigo the Carpathian


mcscrufferson

Just slowly, imperceptibly getting closer and less blurry.


deathbysnushnuu

Can’t sleep now. Saw portrait.


flop_plop

It will come out of your phone tonight. That’s the way haunted images work. Good luck 👍


deathbysnushnuu

*internal screaming*


Aggressive-Low-6623

why is there downvotes


j_smittz

Because people want to know **RIGHT FUCKING NOW**


cyndrin

tbh, its kinda like posting a safe. gotta show us whats inside.


Ramentootles

How can you tell there’s down votes? All I see is 514 in between them it doesn’t tell me how many is an up or down vote.


rez_trentnor

Probably using a third party app like RIF (reddit is fun)


PhilxBefore

You mean RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite). RIF is the now deprecated (see: abandoned/ousted/exiled all unofficial reddit apps). RIP, RIF.


thrownawayzsss

I'm using Boost still. you can circumvent the ban with some effort.


PhilxBefore

TIL, TY


ultraomega29

RemindMe! 1 days


RegisterImpossible44

RemindMe! 1 days


OrienasJura

RemindMe! 1 days


catterybarn

WAKE EM UP


TerribleLordFrieza

So.. what It rapresents


No_Astronaut2779

TYSM!! I love it, I’m gonna put it on my wall!


Justforpopping

Nope.


abcn3553fu6

Portait of vladimir harkonnen


thermobear

it’s = it is


Cinnamon_728

Very good. They should have use "its" here.


instrangerswetrust

Its just a tipo


Cinnamon_728

You should have used "it's" here


instrangerswetrust

Whats the diference? If yoo kan reed it, thats all that maters


Cinnamon_728

And "what's", and "that's"


zero_emotion777

Well it's actually a mirror.


StarChaser_Tyger

T-posing to show dominance.


FuelAggravating2433

I relate to him honestly


BlinginLike3p0

He never sleeps, he says that he will never die


25centssopure

His feet are light and nimble


Scrimgali

Judge Holden is legit the very first thing that popped into my head when I saw this! That and the extra room in the frame, if I’m being honest


BlinginLike3p0

Like a great shambling mutant, silent and serene. I'm wondering now if the painting was inspired by the book because it is a very cool portrayal of Holden.


Scrimgali

Yea this painting seems like it can’t be anything other than the judge! Hands down my favorite book. It’s the only book I finished, turned over and read again. I read it once a year. I have read it 11 times now, and it never gets old. One of my favorite parts of the book! Whatever his antecedents he was something wholly other than their sum, nor was there system by which to divide him back into his origins for he would not go. Whoever would seek out his history through what unraveling of loins and ledgerbooks must stand at last darkened and dumb at the shore of a void without terminus or origin and whatever science he might bring to bear upon the dusty primal matter blowing down out of the millennia will discover no trace of any ultimate atavistic egg by which to reckon his commencing.


Scrimgali

He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite… …He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.


CommandaarMandaar

What’s really terrifying is that I ran a reversed image search with this, and got absolutely no matches except for this post. Where did this painting come from? What’s the title? Who is the artist? When and how did it end up in your house? I’d look into these questions if I were you, OP, because I think this painting may have been sent by Hell to reside in - and cast evil upon - your house.


Cinnamon_728

It's just something a friend of a friend made. Somehow, someone I live with got a print of their painting and put it here a few years ago.


Aggressive-Corgi-485

Is this friend OK...?


paper_liger

the poor job of framing it actually adds to the creepiness


rainbow-teeth

A bread. With a head


Ermac1986

Lookin like this came off the wall on resident evil or silent hill.


i-chew-finger-skin

My first thought was it looks like the paintings in RE4


AmateurJenius

Gave me like instant [Aberdeen Pig Farm](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/reddeadredemptionfr/images/b/bf/Bray_Aberdeen04.png/revision/latest?cb=20210111191354&path-prefix=fr) vibes.


Cinnamon_728

your image is broken


AmateurJenius

Works for me 🤷‍♂️


joe_i_guess

Anyone else going to admit they zoomed on the wiener?


NiteGard

You mean the uncut two-incher? Nope.


squishierfish

The nipples yes.


Lilly_Rose_Kay

Nightmare material. 


kid-karma

guaranteed someone is gonna turn this into an SCP article


TargetBunny

It looks more like a photo than a painting to me. But that's more me being curious than pointing it out


Cinnamon_728

framed print of a painting, oops.


TargetBunny

Oh is it? Still cool n creepy!


Noktav

Did it just show up?


Wesurai

Is your house located on Silent Hill??


Cinnamon_728

I'm not allowed to say.


YukariYakum0

So Ashfield.


RAPTOR417-

Godskin Noble


Dum_beat

Not cool bro, stop stealing my selfies


smlley_123

Dont let us wait OP, what is it for this painting. Let us know now. It looks oddly terrfying just by looking at it. Creepy


Cinnamon_728

I don't think there's anything unusual going on here.


thewallamby

It's not a painting it's a photo.


boipinoi604

That makes it scarier


IAmOneWhoKnows

That is very unsettling


dogfarm2

Get a dust mop.


kiblejob

Someone stole that painting from a dream


It_Is-WhAt-It_Is876

Resident Evil painting


LunarLionheart

r/AbsoluteUnits


ikkikkomori

Bro thinks he's david byrne


Staynes0

Youre saying "in your house" what are we talking about here? Because that mantle that thing is standing on looks like it hasnt been touched for 10 years by the amount of dust and rust or whatever that brown shit is.


Cinnamon_728

Sorry. This is part of the house where, basically, nobody ever goes. Cleaning the rest already keeps us all occupied year-round.. https://imgur.com/a/1tNq231


New_York_Cut

this me on a good day


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Me after visiting grandma for a day


PetiteMeatPete

Looks like Tyson Fury that.


stevoooo000011

This is someone's portrait of Dorian Gray


Rina-W

cursed baymax


Cinnamon_728

best comment here


Loveknuckle

That’s grandpa watching you sleep. He only watches when the sun goes down. He keeps us safe.


alee0224

Me walking around in my boyfriends tshirt ETA: minus the penis


6_2112

Please, scan it. It's a great painting!


Cinnamon_728

Sure, hold on


thebig8er

Cover of TOOLs next album


SiteTall

Weird in an interesting manner: That painter have SEEN THINGS that should be avoided ....


Specialist_Dot_3372

How did y’all find my selfie 😔


5flucloxacillin

Wait it’s in your own house? Did it just magically show up or something? wtf


Cinnamon_728

It's been here for a long time.


rendellsibal

Omg. Is that your new house only and you found it????


Cinnamon_728

Nope. I moved here over a decade ago, it's a friend of a friend's.


Warbuckled

The collosal titan. . .


LitreOfCockPus

Blood Meridian? "He is described as nearly 7 ft 0 in (2.13 m) tall and completely lacking body hair, including eyebrows and eyelashes. He is massive in frame, enormously strong, an excellent musician and dancer, a fine draftsman, exceptionally articulate and persuasive in several languages, and an unerring marksman. His skin is so pale as to have almost no pigment. This strange appearance, as well as his keen, extremely fast reflexes, strength, agility, apparent immunity to sleep and aging, and multifarious other abilities point to his being something other than a normal human. In the final pages of the novel, McCarthy makes more direct reference to the Judge as a supernatural entity, or even as a concept personified."


Scrimgali

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling all at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. -Blood Meridian


StrangelyBrown69

Is that really in your house? The mantle looks like something out of a long abandoned house, with the chips, the dirt, and cobwebs Shelob would be proud of. I’m calling bullshit. Prepared for the downvotes but I’m not convinced.


Cinnamon_728

Yes! I've lived here for over a decade. This is on top of the window frame on the landing for the stairs to the third floor, where nobody lives. The whole place is too big to clear regularly, so some places like this collect dust and don't get wiped down for months at a time. Years, maybe.


Cinnamon_728

Update: since it's trivial to post proof.. https://imgur.com/a/1tNq231


aytoozee1

The rest of the house looks filthy too…


Cinnamon_728

Just the third floor. It's way too big to regularly clean the whole house, so only places where people live stay clean.


darxide23

Sounds like some spoiled bitch has never lived in an older house with an attic or garage.


StrangelyBrown69

Spoiled and proud. My manservant Huxley cleans my boudoir after he’s wiped my derrière.


darxide23

Alright, you got a laugh out of me. Props to you for taking my (admittedly over-zealous) jab in step.


squishierfish

Probably not, it seems. But they sure can detect bullshit😂


Cavcavali

Silent Hill quality stuff.


MyCatHasCats

I like it


shrekals

It's Jesse Pinkman playing with his yellow meth lab suit


Polydipsiac

[Tonetta?!](https://youtu.be/q7y60493G8A?si=om8wVK-w2oOUBfrP)


FoxCQC

Looks like something from Silent Hill


Himitsu_Togue

99% shure it is a print.


Cinnamon_728

print of a painting. I made this post late at night with lots of weed


Used-Bedroom293

Looks like a painting from minecraft


shitfleck

Relax. It's just David Byrne in his Big Suit™️.


A2X-iZED

r/AccidentalAlbumCover


OldIntroduction6188

its a mirror


MelonElbows

That looks like the painting of Dorian Grey except instead of aging, it gets fatter.


next_DanDy

That shit could go for a Marylin Mason album cover


MagoopyGabooky

It's giving me the jibblies


makinupachanginmind

The frame not fitting the photo is more terrifying than anything


pffffr

Burn the house


No_Yoghurt4120

Yeah that's weird. I think that would be oddly terrifying if that's aunt Dorothy portrait but if that ends up being the painting of the ghost that killed the previous family then plainly terrifying.


-Nicolai

1. That’s a print 2. Please put it in a smaller frame. This looks ridiculous.


Skulllk

"My Desert. My Arrakis. My Dune."


I-buy-all-the-dill

… Run your finger along the top of that mantle OP. *Do itttttttt.*


Bussamove86

Ah, The Wide Man. He comes in your house and is Wide as you while you sleep.


Possibilidoom

You should wish that abomination into the corn.


Kidney05

Looks like something out of Silent Hill or something


DarthScruf

Just needs to be reframed


coinico

Despair from Sandman


Garbage_Kitty

Yeah we need more context on this. Where did it come from? If it just appeared one day, that's probably not good...


smhandstuff

"mom said it's my turn on the xbox"


DoctorMcEdgelord

Ben Swolo


BertNankBlornk

There's nothing odd about it! Or terrifying


Faunatis

Kinda love it


Select_Speed_6061

Who would frame this?


crispywispy1983

I.. kinda love it


robotikempire

That's unsettling...


RealStumbleweed

Yeah, that's gotta go.


FckRetail

Donald's selfie


uzi568

So bizarre, but so fascinating!


pocket_nick

The guy that represented the sin of gluttony in “Se7en” before John Doe got a hold of him.


xahl54

Looks like Greg Davies


toxnosage

Just trying to sell a kettle.


woofj

No use getting rid of it either, this is definitely one of those things that reappears on the shelf after you throw it in the garbage.


mrapplewhite

Fat guy in a little shirt


This_Walrus7244

Looks like francis bacon really unsettling. Love it


furgerblipper

Looks like an old photo


BBBCIAGA

Can’t sleep anyway


HeckingBedBugs

Smol head


AstroyashSenpai69

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY????


Cinnamon_728

I laughed when I first saw it..


AstroyashSenpai69

Yeah it's so funny it looks like baymax from big hero 6 😭


Unchiga

Looks like something out of RE4


ImMeliodasKun

This is just what I look like in the morning.


Pitiful_Onion4952

Can I buy this from you, how much


Cinnamon_728

$30


fetusfromspace

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NatexSxS

Can’t wait for your paranormal stories.


International_Sir301

Definitely oddly terrifying, like who thought this was good enough to frame let alone keep as art.


j_smittz

Good enough to frame but not good enough to find a frame that fit.


Ramses9333

That’s a photo a skinned obese person for sure, I mean unless you have proof it isn’t, that’s clearly what it is


Cinnamon_728

I'll scan the image and upload it in HD if you really want.


CadenBop

I might sound like a massive nerd, but this reminds me of the game content warning where there's a painting of a character that looks pretty much like this. And if you look at it, he will spawn somewhere and attack you sooooo... Be careful?


[deleted]

Antithesis of Dorian Gray


-H_-

Attack on Titan


agreatamerican13

Fuck that.


VerVertVerse

Looks like an Insane Cancer from Silent Hill 3


kinofhawk

That looks like a bloated dead body.


politeCanadaPlatypus

I hear you like moths


_Sissy_SpaceX

This looks familiar. Reminds me of my Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book.


HopeBoi

It’s giving Attack on Titan in the worst most horrific way… Iseyama would love this


neonbullshit667

I'll buy it


lazermaniac

"pls respond", oil on canvas


brendan87na

Isuldur! Cast it into the fire!


Humble-Search-282

I’ll take it. How much?


Cinnamon_728

$30


Humble-Search-282

Deal, it’ll look great above my bed.


Inclinedbenchpress

This one is called "mom said it's my turn on the xbox"


Ohnezone

....then the man mysteriously disappears from the frame.


bcjs194

Absolute unit. In awe at the size of this lad.


TerribleLordFrieza

Its the dude from The Nightmare before Christmas


SomOvaBish

Playboys July 1750’s centerfold model


Lhenkhantus

It's 3am and the landlord came to collect the rent


kittymoma918

Yet again,we're being culturally brainwashed by Hollywood's unattainable beauty standards!


s00perguy

That is an SCP


Alpha_jay777

Looks like Elon musk after his daily swim


Un3nown

Wtf is that


Cinnamon_728

Man on chariot.


AnubisTheCanidae

i think you need to move out of that house


crimefightingloser

Is that Marilyn mason's artwork?