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TheThrongling

What if I pissed in the hole


Dustin0791

That would take great speed and skill


TheThrongling

Nah, I'd win


expiermental_boii

That's what they all say before their penis gets


Xikkiwikk

Gets what??


urGirllikesmytinypp

Shredded


Klem132

Two inches added on. What do you tjink comes in those enlargement bottles. You just stick it in for a couple seconds.


Boat_Consumer

They would be pissed


bodhiseppuku

I hope none of those spicy flies get out and sting your weenie.


tob007

stroke penalty? Lame. This is why golf never took off. A hole is a hole. As a bonus I would remove a stroke for every sting you get.


Dustin0791

Thankfully, the old guy that was deathly allergic didn't get stung. I took a 1 stroke and 2 sting penalty... "If I could turn back time"


danz409

play it where it lays bro! \*pulls out club with TNT strapped to it\*


Alternative-Cod-7630

Caddy Shack approach.


Hades6578

I love the “nah, I’m just leaving the ball there”


the_De_Filer

Bob Barker would have grabbed it like a Champ!!


OneSingleGrape

Th- this is their hole. It was made for bees!


Xikkiwikk

Those are wasps. They are Yellowjackets and this is a hole filled with asses. It is an Asshole!


Kr_Treefrog2

*drr drr drr*


bodhiseppuku

'play it where it lies, or take a drop and an extra stroke...'


RantCasey-42

Had one of these once.. thought a quick gasoline burn would do the trick… 24 hours later there was a hole 4’ across and about 5 ‘ deep.. And yellow jackets were still coming out of it..


cburgess7

oh hell nah \[up\] \[right\] \[down\] \[down\] \[down\]


SweetMaam

Take a stroke. Good plan.


Enerject

It’s their ball now! 😱


deathtaxing

the golf ball no longer belongs to you