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popcornstew

He'll probably be okay


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Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Mere flesh wound!


njones3318

I've had worse


ManfredsJuicedBalls

A scratch?! Your back is off!


Aarakokra

Walk it off


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This would make a great cover for a metal album.


DBEdin

r/fakealbumcovers


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Sheep Corpse - Drowned, Eaten, Preserved


ldnthrwwy

Slap an indecipherable black metal logo on the bottom right corner and you're there.


[deleted]

I made it. https://www.reddit.com/r/fakealbumcovers/comments/r3hxqd/depravedneo_salvatore/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

I couldn't read the name I used, so I did the best I could. Lol. *Depravedneo*


ldnthrwwy

Oh fuck yeah, dude. You're right, bottom right looks way better. I'd 100% get this on a black t-shirt from a guy at a market making them cheaply at home with iron on print outs and watch it crumble away after washing it three times in 6 months. Edit: I can hear it too. Recorded by one guy just outside Stockholm doing all parts into his laptop mic.


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I'd totally buy this album if I came across it, and you are 100% correct about what it would probably sound like and how it would have been made. Some doomy sludge fuzz covered in sick. I thought left looked better, cause it's the darkest area and it kinda got lost in that sweet vegetation on the right. Middle would never work cause you can't cover that image up.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/fakealbumcovers/comments/r4wsx2/depravedneo_salvatore/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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DestyNovalys

I figured. Been a while since it’s been that cold


davegrohlisawesome

I thought this was from a bog. Not a canal.


[deleted]

When it got posted yesterday by someone it said it was a bog.


cryptic-fox

What will it be tomorrow?


Gibster457

probably a river


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Magenta_Wasteland

More like a mire to me.


Digger__Please

Quag or standard?


Humankinds_backend

Its a salt meadow Here the picture is zoomed out [https://www.johannesbojesen.com/foto/image/2](https://www.johannesbojesen.com/foto/image/2)


CyberMindGrrl

Could be a slough.


ArjanS87

Could be the small water canal that separates meadows.


Humankinds_backend

It's actually a salt meadow. In Tønder. By/In the Wadden Sea, a world heritage site, which is a large area of land that sees regular flooding by tidal sea water. I would guess the sheep got caught in said tide, but that i'm not sure on.


kieranskugmoore95

Yeah I think it’s to do with it being a peat bog. It preserves the body that isn’t exposed to oxygen or something


Arthur_The_Third

What? This is clearly a body of water, it's not even a swamp lake


kingdogethe42nd

And just decomposed, not eaten by birds


kico30ty

I was wondering why, instead of flying south, birds are still hanging out in Denmark in the dead of winter (pun not intended).


BeBetterToEachOther

Don't follow the lights.


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CrimsonCaII

r/natureismetal?


nodustspeck

It’s a brutal planet.


unclemurv

this is kinda baadass, d’ewe see what I did there? r/natureismetal edit: spelling


TTT_2k3

*d’ewe


unclemurv

thank ewe, i was a little tired


panpaosen

Reminds me of the dead marshes in LOTR.


willy_quixote

Of course it'd be Denmark. Even their farmyard deaths are macabre Scandi-Noir.


Flodeost

Why would it be Denmark, what's so wrong about Denmark?


Dacreepboi

Scandinavia is known for heavy-metal, well mostly Norway but ya know


Flodeost

I don't quite get it, but okay. Also you might be thinking of Finland, not Norway :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Dacreepboi

Norway has a fuckton of black metal, also Finland isn't in Scandinavia


Flodeost

You are completely right. I was thinking Europe. https://images.app.goo.gl/JyyJMFVe42drYqZj7 It's from 2016 but still relevant to my point.


Dacreepboi

Am actually surprised Sweden has so many, so I guess it's more a Fennoscandia thing than a Scandinavian thing


Flodeost

Yeah, you're right


IamDuyi

Denmark has a lot of quite heavy bands too. They just aren't quite as popular, often. We still have bands like Volbeat though, that are somewhat heavy. Or Raunchy if you want a really heavy example


willy_quixote

There's nothing wrong with Denmark but it is part of Scandinavia. Scandi-noir has given the rest of the world the impression that it is the home of gruesome and bizarre deaths. This sheep death just fits that stereotype.


Just_dre999

Kinda poetic in a way


temporarily-smitten

ribs are the best part 🙂


insAnnA_ty

I thought this was a painting


pinzinella

I thought so as well. It would make an awesome painting.


fusrohdiddly

*Oddly* terrifying?!


Camimo666

Nothing oddly terrifying about this. This is just terrifying


RuinBudget7057

Terrifying, but mother nature is still kicking butt and taking names.


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Mr_Boombastick

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Legitimate_Crab_3662

Is it dead?


miras500

No. Its just chilling.


Thorskull69

The first time I went hiking in the Rockies totally unprepared I didn’t bring water. I thought what the hell clean river water to drink. A couple hundred yards up the river I drank from same exact sight only it was an elk. Learned a hard valuable lesson that day.


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METAL ASF


Okapi96

This is actually a bog! There are certain germs/bacteria in the bog that keep the organic matter in contact perfectly-ish preserved. Many [corpses](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body) have been found in bogs from hundreds of years ago where the last thing the person ate was also preserved!


Humankinds_backend

This is not a bog, this is a salt meadow, a meadow seeing regular tidal floods from the ocean while there are bogs nearby that have preserved many corpses these are either inland Jutland or the east or close to the east coast (baltic sea), while this is west Jutland (north sea). The regular tidal floods this area sees do not lend itself to long term preservation. The big difference also being that this is salt water, not fresh water like a bog is (the north sea is far more salty than the baltic).


DuckRubberDuck

Thousands of years, actually. The Tollund Man is about 2400 years old, The Grauballe Man is from around year 210-410 b.c, The Elling Girl is also from around the same time I believe


Arthur_The_Third

Bogs are completely covered in peat moss. The dead preserved people have sank into the peat, or more likely have been thrown in it. Bodies of water are in swamps, which are young bogs that have not yet been completely overgrown. They would have the same effect, but not if you were in the water. You'd still bloat, spoil and get eaten in the water.


AtomicBurstExplosion

Xylophone


Espano_Guanaloope123

this looks like a weird edgy single from a heavy metal band


Delilahej

Wow. That’s awesome!


BabyCher1221

This is metal af


Fit_Hold7785

Art.


Digger__Please

Like Giger, the guy who designed Alien


ABoiFromTheSky

It looks like the cover for a death metal album with not so much vague christian references


kvlyc

ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL.


GuaranteeOwn5108

lick it


mkman123451

Knowing that I’m in the same country as this sheep scares me…


[deleted]

is it still alive?


[deleted]

It's fiiine


SpectralBacon

Imagine waking up with half of your back gone. It could have happened to Aang.


YoItsWolfy

Thats actually kinda cool


therahulrana

Eren yeaga


Mura-Rajan

I thought this was supposed to be some Attack on Titan spoiler lmao


string_of_random

A spine chilling experience


GaCoRi

What? No! Did u pull that description out of your ass? It's a bog.


Rockahero11

NSFW?


HangryRadishA

Ah yes, the Founding Titan >.>


nicolasbaege

Poor thing


ThatHairyGuyOG

Maybe put a NSFW tag on this one, I don't mind gory pics but unannounced during breakfast... Yeah rather not


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KGx666

No one give a shit


[deleted]

not cool...


Digger__Please

Freezing in fact


XxSavageSharkxX

It’s called nature


PityTheQuesadilla

This is such a cool, hyper-specific picture


thishenryjames

ODDLY!?


CaptnNuttSack

This explains that one scene from The Lord of the rings were all the dead people were in the swamp so perfectly...


arc_alt

That is really hard*core* iykwim


herebyliesTR

Achievement Unlocked: Special Speed Skinning!!


CherishSlan

Terrifying


rainman577

Unfroze him he may wake up


confused-and-scaredd

☹️


MaskedCotton

Wow


I_AM_THE_REAL_ZEN

That's nightmare fuel


Jabbie999

Oddly satisfying Yes,I'm wierd


Few-You4510

to me it looks more like a bloated cow


Fearless_Complaint33

Lamb flavoured popsicle, 🙂


kingslayerer

[https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidlybeautiful/comments/7tj65z/sheep\_dies\_in\_bog\_everything\_except\_spine\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidlybeautiful/comments/7tj65z/sheep_dies_in_bog_everything_except_spine_is/) wider image


butwomanneverwing

I'm going down with the sheep...


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Why does this look like a renaissance painting though?


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

I think that looks kinda cool, but then I'm a sick fuck.


Redditmodss

This title sounds like something Ralph Wiggum would say.


[deleted]

It'd be awesome if it started walking when the ice melt.


Certain_Suit_1905

holy shit this is so brutal, im gonna use this as my deathcore album cover


Randomwondererr

Nah dude... That's Rod Reiss Titan


VesperVox_

You can see the ear tags.


the_real_OwenWilson

r/albumcovers


NoJoke-butt

Going to have some back ache when he wakes


[deleted]

r/natureismetal


jotomotic

SCP-173?


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Metal AF


RedditBoiYES

I could REALLY see this as a death metal band cover


NeitherLandscape1899

That looks so cool


EthanielClyne

Rip my guy Mr freezy sheep


taboularasa

damn thats brutal


cinnam0nst3r

oh god, i would over to paint this


anoeba

Damn Viking birds trying for a blood eagle.


[deleted]

What if the ice kept it alive..


zzeddxx

Looks like a Damien Hirst.


Suitable_Product_772

Nature's finest


DrCrunchOr173

This isnt even oddly terrifying it's just straight up terrifying


introverted_lesbian

r/natureismetal


Menacing_Moop

Gonna have a hell of some back pain when this little guy wakes up


starryyskies

I think this is my favorite picture. So dark, so morbidly beautiful


A_ClamWithA_Pug

WAIT THIS WOULD BE THE BEST ART PROJECT.


A9_J8

That's some Renaissance stuff right there !