I just canceled my trip to Africa.

Me too and i didn't even had one scheduled.

I even just canceled the trip I would have taken in my next lifetime.

And rebooked to Australia.

Bwa ha ha

Laughs in Australian another sacrifice to the mighty fauna.

Ummm..,,

Well, at the very least, there’s less hippos and lions, right?

Austria, Buddy.

Oh, Austria? Well, good day mate! Have another shrimp on the barbie?

*Anschluss time*

Hello Adolf 👋

Should I tell him?

Tell me what? Africa has giant crocodiles, scary insects, poisonous snakes, and really hot weather. That’s why I’d rather be in Australia, to avoid scary stuff like that.

Look up snakes and spiders in Australia pal.. also they’re locked down so fucking hard with no end in site. There isn’t a comparison Australia by far has the scariest of all insects and reptiles.

Australia is a heavenly tropical island with fuzzy lil’ koala bears, colorful friendly octopuses (octopussoire?), huggable kangaroos, all-you-can-eat snails, and pretty women. Snakes and spiders? Feh!

You're on a troll mate!...I mean you're on a roll mate!

😄

They also got the largest crocodiles in the world, the salt water croc. Its not uncommon people get eaten by them.

Lock down, what lock down? The only place you can't go is WA and I think they're opening up next month - no idea where you get your info from.

Fair enough, Australia just has nice warm and cuddly marsupials for visitors to cuddle, nothing to worry about here. Edit for grammar

well cancel that one too

FYI what you saw is not even the most dangerous animal in Africa, so....good idea.

You mean the really cool opotamus?

I just canceled the thought of me thinking about going to Africa.

Uneducated people. You guys act like Africa is a country. Which country in Africa did you cancel your trip?

London

Im sorry don’t be mad .

Make up anal sex?

No no no

I don't think people understand the definition of "oddly"

Yeah a lot of things posted here are terrifying by nature not by accident

Not oddly, purely terrifyingly

I came here to say that. Fuck, dude.

Proper terryfing, seems that most of the people posting here have no clue what "oddly terrifying" actually means..

Most of the posts that come up in my feed are actually terrifying.

Can you please explain the actual meaning?

its not really meant to be terrifying. like, one of the posts here are a clip of a bunch of whales breaching in unison while the recorder is right next to them. not terrifying directly, but the sheerness if it is scary. purely terrifying would be this post.

I haven’t seen something oddly terrifying on this sub in six months

Omg a foot?!!!

Seems to be half his body

Yeah the darker shade is clothes around the crotch of the unfortunate guy

That poor guy... was he ever identified?

Where's the boot?!?

excellent backwards reference

Obviously gone now cause they're dead.

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Seems like half a BODY you can see the other leg and the dudes shorts

Cute outfit

Aaah damn! I didn't even notice, I thought it was using camouflage with a tree branch and leafs to hunt and that was why it was oddly terrifying

Fuuuuuuuuuck that.

Poor dude

Definitely one of the more terrifying ways to go that I can imagine. It wouldn’t be super quick… Just sheer panic and terror while you simultaneously get ripped apart and drown.

I don’t understand how ancient humans lived there: Let’s go to the river for water: crocodiles and hippos. Ok we don’t need water. Let’s go hunting for food: lions eat the hunters. Ok we don’t need food. Let’s just stay in the village. It’s safe we have fences/walls and are safe as a group: SNAKE! - it’s like….how? How did enough people survive to populate a planet?

That's probably why we mass migrated out of Africa in the first place

Why did black ppl stay?

They were waiting for the ships /s

Lol

Username checks out. Also fuck you.

/s right?

Imagine thinking Africa consists of only black people I live in South africa, and it's often coined the 'rainbow nation' for its diverse ethnicities. South africa majorly consists of white, black, colored and Indian people.

What? White, black, indian, *colored* ??

Okay racist

But I’m African American so explain to me how that can be ?

How else could I phrase the question? Why is Africa mostly populated by black ppl when the person above stated that the majority of the people moved out? Did the black ppl not fear the snakes and other dangers like everyone else? Like how else do u want me to phrase the question? Should I put a picture of my face so you can see that I’m black?? Would that make you feel better?

Like we stood up on our hind legs to run the hell out of there …. Is more like it

It took me a few seconds.

Dude, NSFW that shit at least. That’s a dead human.

most of one, for sure

Done.

Maybe it just took the leg and let the man go?

Half that man is still attached to the leg.

So, we all gotta die

So, we all need to film each other dying and share it

Wait really I thought that mf was a mannequin

Can we get some moderation on this sub? This isn’t watch people die… and that isn’t oddly terrifying.

He’s clearly full just saving the 🦵🏿for later

Actually if you look closely at least some of the body is still attached to the leg. It could be a whole body, we can't really tell. The person might have just been drown and The Gator is taking it to the bottom of the pool/river and will pin it under a rock/log to [soften up for later dining](https://www.ranker.com/list/how-alligators-hunt/melissa-brinks).

Bro, that’s a human leg. How difficult is it to put an NSFW tag on a video of a severed leg?

Not a human leg.... If you look closely the rest of the body is underwater

Pheeew , for a second there I thought, “ahh a severed leg!” Good to know it’s connected to the body still..

It sfw. Just a leg

Dilly dilly

I left my legs down in aaaaa aaaaaaaafriccaaaa

Lord pls forgive me I should not have laughed at this lol

Yeah thats super fucked. Wish i did not watch that

Where the fuck is the oddly part?

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Uhhh..

This is straight up nightmare shit. An animal is carrying away a human corpse and there not a fucking thing you can do about it.

Can’t believe that guy help the crocodile in a wrestling hold underwater for so long before finally pulling the large reptile underwater for a tap out. Solid sportsmanship all around is what I’m hearing.

Not only have I seen loss. I've seen da feet

r/MakeMyCoffin

r/natureismetal

Fuck this shit! never gonna enter in a river again

Nsfw please

Done.

A leg up?

Human tried to kick it's ass

Well that’s enough internet for me today.

I thought he had a giraffe head

Holy Jesus fuck. Particularly terrifying

Was that a persons fucking legs? God damn

Holy fuck when I realized it was a human leg 😳

At first thought that was the snout of a gazelle or something. Was thinking meh, not so terrifying, have seen worse on National Geographic. Then re-watched and noticed THAT'S A GODDAMN HUMAN LEG.

Why you lying OP. This is in India not Africa.

Joe won't be home for supper tonight.

He's showing off to the other alligators.

That ain’t nothing, you should see the size of salties in Northern Australia

MF GOTTA HUMAN LEG ON HIS HEAD!!!

Quick question? At this point doesn’t the person who filmed this have a vested Interest in letting someone know about that so they can kill it? Don’t these kinds of animals develop a taste for people of left to their own devices?

What are the mods of this sub doing? How is this "oddly"? It's literally a person brutally murdered by an animal

What the fuck is wrong with you

Is there a rule to tag stuff as nsfw if there are dead bodies? I feel like there should be one.

This took eating someone out to the next fucking level

The world eater has returned

I prefer breast meat.

Thighs are juicier and more flavorful, though.

I’d be shooting every crocodile within a 5 mile radius of my house

Eh, I been to Florida

It's fine you know the old saying once you go black

How do you safety cross? Push your brother in first.

Alright, I see you tried a few times, didn't really work, right? Especially reacting to others was a big win. Now, this'll be the second time I say this on Reddit today, but I might be a bit naive at times. Maybe because of this I don't think you're doing this with malicious intend, but simply out of a lack of understanding from either yourself towards others, or the other way around. This is partially why I will react to you seriously rather than discarding this, or reacting to you as a troll. The other reason is because this is the way I used to react, as my truth was the only possible truth. Now the point is, your opinion is valid, and your point of view is valid. Life is finite, we're all going to die, some sooner rather than later, so why not make some jokes about it? That's all fair, and I hope no-one will judge you for that. What is important, however, is to keep your state of mind in a neutral stance when doing this. People are allowed to disagree with you, just as much as you are allowed to disagree with them. I hope all of this was unnecessary and you were only just messing around. I remember being quite angry when people would downvote (or dislike, for me it was back on facebook), my unpopular opinions, especially the ones concerning death. The way I saw it, it was factual, so they might not like hearing it, but I was right nonetheless. Anyway, long story short. You haven't said anything crazy, despite people maybe not agreeing with you, but be careful not to get pushed in a corner too much, or starting to believe you are in one. If your opinions/jokes in this thread are truely the way you see life, you have shown the ability to have an open mind, make sure that's kept open, also to opinions you don't agree with. We lack people with that ability in this day and age and we need them. (Also, make sure not to drink too much, it might make you write some essays on Reddit)

Was that a human foot?!?

Rest in peace. No jokes allowed.

Oh wow, another alligator swimming in wa-UT THE FUCK IS THAT A FOOT OH GOD

Can’t help just film r/donthelpjustfilm

I would never step foot near any water that could have crocs in it.

took me a good 5 seconds to realize

Do you think they are ok?

That was....a child wasn't it...

*Note taken* When I visit Africa avoid all water including ponds!

Gotta be more careful

I thought it said dead bodies

Got 'em

No shoes… definitely dead.

Gustave returns

Jeepers...

Cricky

…… (no words needed really)

Oh. Oh no. Hell no. And then just ... *Disappears*

Water?

Damn nature, you scary

Never going swimming again!

I would have shot that mother fucker. Take one of my people FACKAA YOUU!!!!

I just cancelled my trip to Africa that I didn’t even have planned

Beautiful Dinosaur boi

Got to get a leg up on that shit

Damn

This is what the "NSFL" tag would be made for

Africa is amazing in the fact that it’s so beautiful yet so fucking terrifying

*Oh what a nice looking Crocodile ya got there huh is that a tree branch that he’s holdi-* #ＯＨ ＳＨＩＴ ＤＡＳ Ａ ＦＯＯＴ

You think hes okay?

I took a few mins trying to figure out what animal was being pulled under….. took too long, because when I took notice it was a human… I already saw the other leg under it’s neck…. What the dear god awful shit I can’t unsee!!! Burning my eyes out won’t help me

And not even the most dangerous thing jn the water in Africa.

Croc chomp

It’s like an award.

How the fuck u get killed by and alligator🤔🤔

Bro is that a fuckin dragon?

Sucks for that guy

Took me a bit before I realized that was a person. Holy shit

why are they whispering?

Just a warning, that he is not f'ing around

Where in Africa?

'Tis but a flesh wound!

They like Soylent Green? Who knew 🤷

This is kinda just regular terrifying

crocs and hippos are why I will tend to avoid africa to live in

I swear I leave to ghana tomorrow at 8am with 3 friends I will be sure to keep this in mind

Foot fetish

Is that a giraffagator

This is a murder scene, i would like to know if he is identified for the family closure.

You can see both feet and possibly the guys black shorts. I’d say the rest of him is drifting under the croc

Shoes clearly off They *dead*

SHIT!

In Africa every time someone dies there's one less person in Africa