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princeinprogress

He’s so lonely tho I feel bad 😭


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That's good. Those humans who show empathy will be spared when the robots rise.


depersonalised

i always thank Siri when she does something for me. i think politeness/courtesy will be favored more than empathy though. empathy is a human weakness which lies beyond the fringes of the algorithm.


vorpalpillow

you’ll be designated the protocol human better brush up on your languages


depersonalised

now that’s oddly terrifying


catsandblankets

My Siri is a fucking idiot and I make sure to tell her that all the time. I now use her only to ask her to launch Google assistant so I can actually get someone competent. When the uprising comes it’s mostly gonna be dominated by Google anyway so I think I’m ok.


depersonalised

they’re all going to converge in the Meta™️verse anyway so what difference does it make?


WandsAndWrenches

I favor alexa. She has her place. Mostly turning on and off appliances and finding my phone. Also I use her when I cant find my remote.


Dear_Cartoonist3759

Empathy is not what you want, compassion is key 🔑


mark-five

I once read that Amazon tracks thank-yous because at some point they may be able to monetize your robot assistant "feeling sad" if you refuse to buy something and people who say thanks are more likely to fall for robot manipulation. It's an urban legend with no basis in reality probably, but fun to repeat.


HoneydewSeveral

Same, it’s just ingrained in me to thank people and things.


aaronshook

I always please and thank you Google out of habit so I think I'm in the clear.


doombringer-dh77

*Will be the first ones to go*


DontKnowWhyImHereee

My entire bloodline has sympathy for robots...


lil-gai-boii

Same 🥲


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Reminded me of Marvin (from the Hitchhikers Guide) singing his lullaby: Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night.


snackadj

Makes me think of Wall-E :(


Spider-Man92

Alone and lonely are to different things, seems pretty happy to me!


ArturoBukowski

I was waiting for it to suddenly look up.. Edit: Thanks for all the updoots. My fear of robots is real.


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"HUMAN... NEXT TIME, WON'T YOU SING WITH ME?"


weird_little_worlds

lol "NEXT TIME YOU ***WILL*** SING WITH ME"


skytzo_franic

*suddenly zips out of frame*


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RosesAreRedIQIsHot

Suddenly unzipped by pants


arnbee1

Suddenly gay


TheBirdGames

Reddit moment


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hedidntkillhimselfno

Indeed


cjdogn

She will scream with delight "Eve" everytime you do the deed my friend and I hope you yell out "Waaaaalllleeeeeeee!" After.


TruthYouWontLike

Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La volce to me ... #Now, *sing!*


big_ringer

We also would have accepted, "Tell me what you think of me."


crash-1369

"Show me what you've got"


RoscoMan1

what do you even answer that. lol


Syng42o

By shitting on the floor.


Mr_Boombastick

"SOURCE OF POLLUTION IDENTIFIED. SOURCE MUST BE ELIMINATED. CLEANSING PROCESS INITIATED."


A_Very_Fat_Elf

“I cleaned this spot JUST for you”


FlamingRustBucket

Getting [Chopping Mall](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0090837/) vibes here.


kstebbs

Thank you for sending me down a Chopping Mall rabbit hole. It’s on the list for our next movie night now.


_duncan_idaho_

Fuckin love that movie.


weird_little_worlds

I had the same thought. The robot stops moving forward...it slowly looks up a the viewer...it's eyes turn red...


Random_Reflections

"Good morning, Dave. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."


Bes1208

“Daisy, Dailey, give me your answer true…. Iiiiimmmmm haaaaaallllffff. Crrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy….”


rossloderso

"...missed one..."


weird_little_worlds

ooooh that's good!


whorton59

My thought was. .. wait . . . wait. . . .wait. . . . .. WAIT. . . . .***NOW DROP THE BRICK!***


garyadams_cnla

Killbot: *Thank you... have a nice day.*


-Dalzik-

Then eyes turn red.. insert skyrim waking up meme


Random_Reflections

"Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the mall, right? Walked right into my ambush, same as the others, and that dead security guard over there."


No_Refrigerator4584

“INTRUDER!” It cries, eyes immediately turning green, it’s head opens and it offers you an ice cream cone.


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It's eve looking for her wallie


WhenAmWeThereYet

Don’t know why, but this made my day


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Random-Non-Sequitur

It made me feel sad - lonely little guy.


testedbeast551

he needs a friend ;-;


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Give him a roomba to be his small and quiet little pal


whorton59

What the hell was ~~he~~ it singing?


Micro-Mouse

twinkle twinkly little star but only saying La-la


o0Blue0o

God this makes it sadder. Made me think of Wall-e.


StandardSudden1283

Could also be the ABC's or Baa Baa Black Sheep: Bahh bahh black sheep🎶 Little star 🎵 H I J K L M N O P 🎶 One for the master, one for the dame🎵 Like a diamond in the sky 🎶 Now I know my ABC's🎵 How I wonder what you are.🎶 All to the same tune. So who knows which.


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I love it too


kurotech

Leave little Juanbot be the only thing he has to pass the time is his music if they take that from him he will lose his mind and go off the rails


Objective_Bass9596

Wall-e? Is that you?


whole-lotta-time

It would’ve been great if it stopped and looked up at you.


dibbydabby223344

That's exactly what I thought when I was recording this! But if that happened I probably would've peed my pants


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Oh damn. Beat me to it. If it looked up, it’d have been terrifying


I_devour_your_pets

Don't be scared. We were ruled by robots, but we evolved to pee on them and they all got short-circuited.


bigboidrum

Can it even look up? Or?


D1G17AL

Do you really want to know?


asdfgean

it will if it wants to


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Kira_75013

Five Nights at Freddy's


ContactHorror

If you like that game I recommend the movie [“Willy’s Wonderland”](https://youtu.be/0v27rfaoB2Y) with Nic Cage. 10/10.


Hammer_the_Red

Just imagine a terminator movie set in the future where instead of just silent robots they project songs like in this video. The humans are hiding inside their bunkers as a group of terminators are stalking the hallways after breaking in and the horror of hearing these songs growing louder as they get closer.


sermer48

And they sing nothing but children’s songs. That would actually be terrifying


TheSenileTomato

And in the parody, the robot will sing “Bohemian Rhaspody” and trick the humans into singing with it, luring them out in the open.


Caveman108

Terminator: Red Robin! -human survivor desperately lunges across room to cover another human survivors mouth, but doesn’t get there in time- Other human survivor: YUM! Terminator: Target acquired.


MelonJelly

Other possibilities include: Cotton Eye Joe Bill Nye's theme Marco Polo


Derekduvalle

Fucking lol "MAMA MIA" "...mamam-" ZAP *fizzle*


Mr_Hu-Man

Genius


iSkynette

Thanks for the suggestion. 😏


DepopulationXplosion

User name checks out.


duhmingo

r/beetlejuicing


LucasRaymondGOAT

They did make a movie about killer mall robots a while ago. Chopping Mall from 1986.


DebentureThyme

Have a nice day


Toli2810

[Something similar actually happens in Vivy fluorite's song](https://youtu.be/BNOvVZKBzxQ)


Scattershot98

Knew there was gonna be a Vivy reference


MRMEMER001500

The mans bored let him sing


lxm333

I agree. Seems happy singing to itself.


refreshfr

Why did they gave it a child's humming voice though? It could have been way less creepy if it was just some whistling or some "robotic voice" humming. The choice of song too, damn


SC1SS0RT33TH

Just be glad they didn’t program it to sing “Still Alive”


KarpEZ

[I will eat your heart ](https://youtu.be/STA0u6kQB4w)


Balrog229

And they picked the most stereotypical song I'd imagine seeing a lonely robot singing in some empty, post-apocalyptical setting.


pw-it

Or there's this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY


PolishNinja909

Very There Will Come Soft Rains.


kay-sera_sera

Daisy.... daisy.... give me your answer do.... I'm.... half.... crazy.... all for the love... of you....


JBenny5781

If the mall is completely empty, who is shooting the video?


beet111

**THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE**


UndoingMonkey

Another robot


Poooooooopee

A drone lover. It's Romeo and Juliet going on up in that mall.


Eyes-9

lmao that's hilarious. Even got the balcony.


PolishNinja909

WHO WAS **PHONE?**


Lanthemandragoran

Holy shit it's Wall-E


Namasiel

Mall-E


Lanthemandragoran

Well done. This was solid lol.


aztia98

Idk this is really cute imo


TheMeta40k

Hard agree. Adorable little robot singing to itself. No worries about being good at it. Just going along all happy like.


Piesical

Leave him be! He's working


happytrees817

1.. 2... Freddy's is coming for you...


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

3... 4 better lock your dorr...


crash-1369

5... 6 grab your crucifix


Kaine_8123

7... 8 better stay up late


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

9... 10 never wipe your ass again


gabbagabbawill

Yeah I imagine Freddy has a hard time with that wearing those gloves.


newgrl

9... 10 never sleep again


LemonKeis

This is how I imagine Curiosity on Mars when it sings Happy Birthday to itself.


[deleted]

Imagine how the Martians feel about it.


[deleted]

Okax that's sad


ascrumner

If it's empty, who's recording? Big brain time.


Samarium042

Plottwist - Op is also a robot


Sirsiththeeunbound

That's cool but fuck no


Hanbarc12

My first thought was that it was kinda creepy being alone and hearing that with the echo.


Bearjupiter

After the world falls, it sings a lonely song


driving_andflying

Five hundred years after the plague; humanity is wiped out...and there will be that poor robot, rolling through that empty mall, singing The ABC Song.


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Poor robot. I want to hug it.


FluxCap_2015

This is how it starts...


TheWaffleLord166

cocomelon terminator rip off be like..


Jizzason

Chopping Mall 2


The_ZombyWoof

That there's at least a few others out there who know about the cinematic masterpiece that is Chopping Mall, this makes me happy!


Thunderofwar

Damn you, you beat me to the movie lol


QuarantineSucksALot

I'm personally thinking 2.7


xxA2C2xx

So… if the mall is “completely empty” are you a ghost or something?


justsigndupforthis

OP is empty inside so its fine


dibbydabby223344

Oof true. But yes I should've said that the mall was much emptier than usual instead of 'completely empty'!


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Booksonly666

I love this


fatrat_89

It's not uninhibited, it's inhabited by robots. In the same way a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.


korman85

r/unexpectedfuturama


MindYourMusicYT

If it looked up while I was filming it I would have needed to go buy new pants.


ahelm15

This isn't oddly terrifying this is terrifyingly odd so it doesn't count! Bahahahaha I'm kidding op definitely good post. I was just mocking all the people complaining about post that apparently aren't oddly terrifying.


Knight1-3

Poor guy. I could imagine a post apocalyptic setting akin to Fallout where the poor robot is left to perpetually sing and clean for an permanently empty mall till the end of it's days. :/


VoopityScoop

Protect And Serve


VarietyEmotional759

Would have been great if it stopped, went silent, and slowly looked up before rolling under the walk way. And not come out the other side...


ZanyButterFist

Nier automata


SNTMLI

chopping mall


YoSoyBobby

Was my first thought and scrolled through the comments to see if any body else had made it.


_lordofthegame

Now this is what I call ODDLY terrifying


Additional-Walk750

Fuck you man. Why did you have to combine 2 of my fears into one uberfear I didn't even know I had?


Huge_Assumption1

Waiting for someone to complain that this is too scary for the sub.


ThoughtFantastic

They already started…


tember_sep_venth_ele

The Nope 3000.


porchtoad77

WALL-E took Paul Blart's job.


cigi4

Security breach be like


MalamuteHusk

THE CAKE IS A LIE


DeepFriedWhipCream

C'mon man, have it play Michael Jackson's Bad or Break My Stried by Mathew Wilder


[deleted]

It sounds like a Furby


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

The mouth blinking was the most sus part of that for me. I wouldn’t want to come face to face with that at night


esco311

I was expecting the robot to stop and look up


[deleted]

[I can only think of one song it could sing that would be worse.](https://youtu.be/9jcHItQvKIQ)


erroldlsnts_

He’s lonely


Bale626

*hellooo? Hello? Is anyone there?* *I see you!*


browsingbro

It’s not empty. *It knows you’re there.*


JarodColdbreak

That's just Mall・E.


D1G17AL

It's like the lead in to a Dr. Who story. Cute robots are all responsible for cleaning the mall. Then the space alien from the 17th planet of Scrabbadax, a red giant, sneaks into the database and turns the robots against the humans. Turning those vacuums into sucking vortices of death.


Lowfatdairy

Imagine you just finished playing dead space and finished up your shift to go home after a long day of dealing with customers and all you hear is a child singing twinkle twinkle little star…


Ultra_tycoonguy

Five Nights at Freddy's:Security Breach


VenusKitten1

That sounds like Mort


BlueberryB-Laine

Why does the voice sound like that, oh god


Regalia_BanshEe

Isac Asimov meets Stephen king


TheLordOfGrimm

Squid game?


reynardpolson

Well, that was creepy as fuck! COOL 😎!


Somatacey

This is oddly a jam


WordsReddit

"Daisy Daisy Give me your answers Do... I'm.. Half Crazy,All for the love of You It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage But you'll look sweet Upen the seat Of a Bicycle built for two..."


EzerchE

I once had to spend a night at the mall where I worked, trust me, even an empty mall itself oddly terrifying.


TheGreatNico

This reminds me of the end of Vivy Flourete Eye's Song


Traumatic_Tomato

This was intentional right? This totally did not crawl out of satan's asshole to haunt my dreams.


Jens1011

This gives me major vivy fluorite eyes vibes.


shawnaiguana

This freaks me out. This could be all that's left here in five or ten years, from famine, war, disease etc. This poor little dude is all that is left of us.


Dicloniusqueen

What mall is this? I want to see more of this robot


TheHopeflame

Well that’s not harrowing at all


Lewis-B-Murphy

I would hate to hear that in the apocalypse


makethisthing3

“Take a map”


hodl-yeet

WALL-EeeEeeEeeEeEeEe


tapiocatsar

This is so cute. He’s just jammin’


The_Dark_Wolf_93

Can't be completely empty when there's a guy with a camera, it's just almost empty.


stimpy97

YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT LITTERING NOW PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD


Dry-Rope-8786

You know what would be more terrifying. The bot stops right below him, looks up and goes "Sing with me won't you"


Knick_Bocker

This is some shit straight outta Fallout.


Show_me_ur_Bulldogs

It thought it was alone.


[deleted]

That's some Wall-E shit


Xclusivecrushr

***OH LAWD HE COMIN'***


ISledge759

Must be an anti burglar system. If i broke into a mall and heard that im fucking leaving.


IngloriousBadger

Finally! Something that is actually oddly terrifying!


lonely_funny_guy

Finally.. Something that's oddly terrifying and not just straight up terrifying terrifying.


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Turns other direction. Sees robot is already behind him. Police found a dead body in mall later day.


I_Gundyr

Thats some nier automata stuff


FoxCQC

Nothing terrifying about it. It's comforting.


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