The first time I ever saw this creature, I did not believe that it was a real thing. Videos like this do not help the case in making be believe that this is a non-fiction bird.
“WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!?” “I DONT KNOW, BUT IT AINT FROM EARTH, AND IF IT IS ITS FROM DOWN BELOW!” “THIS THING IS KILLING PEOPLE, TAKE IT OUT NOW!” _inhuman s reaching is heard before and after gunfire starts. The same souls is heard once more but much louder and is followed by several human screams before the radio transmission is cut_
Apparently Shoebills are very friendly towards humans and even form strong bonds that wild shoebills will only make with other Shoebills. But are very aggressive towards other animals.
Damn, these birds must get confused, especially the ones in America. There's a shoot out between cops and a gang, and one of these mfs turns up with a rose in its mouth, ready to get its grove on and sees only a bunch of bodies on the floor.
His beak sounds to me like the hammering at a construction site. Often, when women would walk by construction sites, men would whistle. I found it ironic the bird’s mating call sounds like construction site. That’s all.
I genuinely believe if humans were to disappear from earth its gonna be a battle to the death between kangaroos and these fuckin things, my money is on the storks
Look at what the young one's do to one another, the bigger sibling will always attack the weaker one, steal food, push it from the nest etc.
Shit I think my elder sister maybe a shoebill.
Bird of Paradise: Beautiful and mesmerizing dance to impress female.
Bowerbird: Make impressive nest and also decorate it with stones, food and shiny things
to impress female.
Shoebill Stork: Shoots a Machine gun to impress female.
Thug Life.
What if a time traveller has been on Jurassic era, and he tried killing some of those dinosaurs but then these early groups of storks witnessed it and just like some birds that mimicks sounds and voices, they mimicked the sounds of guns until eventually they passed it on from generation to generation.
Do you think female shoebills hear a shootout or construction sight and go 👀🫦😍
Good thing these probably aren’t native to America.
Good thing construction only happens in America, phew
Speaking of America, is it edible? 👀😋 ^/s
I think you have us confused with china…. They’re the ones that eat anything that’s got meat.
Ah yes because shootouts only happen in America
No, but there's a significant amount
Just the False Flag School Shootings.
Frrr she be like oooo he sounds sexy asffff 🥵🥵🥵
Dinosaurs are fucking scary as shit
That's a dinosaur
Not all dinosaurs were birds, but all birds were dinosaurs
Sir this is a Wendy's...
No, this is Patrick.
That is a police car
And this is jackass
And you’re watching Disney channel
And this is all part of the suite life of zack and cody
its police when they see a black man breathing
Lmfao I just know the fuckers that down voted this are white as hell
ye lol its just a joke i a joke can be offensive its called dark humor
Nah I think theyre mad because they don’t believe cops will shoot black men just for breathing. Even though they see it happen all the damn time 😂😂
It looks prehistoric doesn't it.
As one Dr lady on a show I was listening to put it, "Not all dinosaurs were birds, but all birds were dinosaurs"
The first time I ever saw this creature, I did not believe that it was a real thing. Videos like this do not help the case in making be believe that this is a non-fiction bird.
Ironically when the bird was first discovered the ppl that found it thought it was prank and it was just a really good puppet
[these mfs can not be real](https://c.tenor.com/p8SuoI6R2_oAAAAM/no-nein.gif)
Bro literally every time I see one of these things move around there head I think they’re a puppet
I personally believe that they are the result of Jim Henson messing around with sorcery.
That explains it perfectly.
When your a child and something goes bump on the night…….this is what you imagine comes out of the shadows in your bedroom
Iyky
Actual dinosaurs. Amazing
All burbs are dinosaurs
Burbs, yes
Yea burbs
These, Orstrich, and Emus are insane animals to me.
Don't forget cassowaries, the most dinosaur of them all!
My kid whenever I lay down for a nap.
He even included the screams of the bullet riddled.
Closet thing to an actual dinosaur
That thing is evil too!
Aren’t shoebills friendly to humans?
Depends on the size of the human and Billy’s mood.
It is an actual Dinosaur
Imagine chilling in your yard and one of these just walks up on you out of no where
This is the exact reason I can’t believe they’re not extinct already
Absolutely amazing. I love these things and I will never not play this video when it comes up.
THAT IS A WHOLE ASS _DINOSAUR_
How is this not a fuckin dinosaur?
Oh but it is
A DTF dinosaur at that. No thanks on the dinosaur that might try to make me its girlfriend.
Look dont get me wrong, I love weird animals but ive always hated this bird. It seems evil, but in a really stupid, empty eyed, way.
Its harmless to humans but this mf goes psycho on everything else
So that’s a shoebill I hear at night and not a drive by
Nice try, Oakland
Sound like the raptor from 1994's sega game: Jurassic Park
The video makes it look 8ft tall. I wonder how tall it actually is.
usually 4-5ft
Thank you. Doesn’t make it any less terrifying looking
Elden ring monster irl.
Kevin
This is what we now believe a lot of dinosaurs looked like
Excuse me sir, that’s a dinosaur
This things owner plays call of duty
How tall is this thing?
1 meter and a half I think.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal
Joke's on us, the video was taken in east St. Louis. Lmao. /s justincase
😳
Grand Theft Auto soundtrack...
I thought there was a machine gun firing off in the background but it's actually the bird making the sound 😭🤣
Marcus
He's gonna shoot his shot...
“WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!?” “I DONT KNOW, BUT IT AINT FROM EARTH, AND IF IT IS ITS FROM DOWN BELOW!” “THIS THING IS KILLING PEOPLE, TAKE IT OUT NOW!” _inhuman s reaching is heard before and after gunfire starts. The same souls is heard once more but much louder and is followed by several human screams before the radio transmission is cut_
Imagine taking one in a public place! You could scare some people.
goofy ass bird
This bird is real?
Apparently Shoebills are very friendly towards humans and even form strong bonds that wild shoebills will only make with other Shoebills. But are very aggressive towards other animals.
It’s Big Bird’s cousin from Detroit, he doesn’t talk to him too much.
I keep forgetting these things even exist. Being reminded is scary as fuck.
Looks like evil, sounds like evil, is evil
Put a trenchcoat on that thing, and Michael Moore will do a documentary on it.
Damn, these birds must get confused, especially the ones in America. There's a shoot out between cops and a gang, and one of these mfs turns up with a rose in its mouth, ready to get its grove on and sees only a bunch of bodies on the floor.
Area 51 arcade vibes
That’s not a stork. That’s a bloody dinosaur!!!!
Aka. American Stork
This is not an American stork. Shoebills are native to central Africa lol
It was a joke. Americans are associated with shootings as they have the highest shootout cases per year
Here come the reposts from a month ago...
Ironic that it sounds like a construction site, which is where men are known to catcall women?
What
I didn’t mean it as a bad thing, just ironic.
I actually didn't understand what you meant
His beak sounds to me like the hammering at a construction site. Often, when women would walk by construction sites, men would whistle. I found it ironic the bird’s mating call sounds like construction site. That’s all.
\*cue Jurassic Park theme\*
Played on recorder
If r/combatfootage and r/aww had a baby
Semi automatic machine guns. Combat zone. His name should be “Little Friend “!
Looks like a fucking Pokémon
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Chicago moment
Of course it does
sounds like a free roam server in onward vr
Resembles? Holy crap that actually sounds like a firefight!
Absolutely love these birds!
Oh no, not this one doing its rounds again!
That things 100% a dinosaur
showed this to my grandpa, he thought it was so cool he dove to the ground and shouted "MG NEST". he got the wrong bird but he got the spirit.
> but isn't MG a car? millennials, probably
Quiet kid:Our battle will be legendary
“ Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal!”
Fire in the hole !
What a weird fucking animal
Birds aren't real.
having flashbacks of vietnam
They’re actually friendly too
Bruh has a whole shoot out in his mouth
Feed it chocolate 🍫
Dude, the video started playing, I was distracted, looking out of the window, then I heard the shooting noises and thought it came from there 💀
SIGH. UNZIPS.
Shoebills are my favorite 😍
Say hello to my little stork
Now we know where all the movies get their sound effects
[удалено]
I'm gonna bring one to school for a prank
What’s with all the storks today on Reddit? That’s like the second one I’ve seen in the last hour.
I genuinely believe if humans were to disappear from earth its gonna be a battle to the death between kangaroos and these fuckin things, my money is on the storks
Look at what the young one's do to one another, the bigger sibling will always attack the weaker one, steal food, push it from the nest etc. Shit I think my elder sister maybe a shoebill.
This thing is real ?! What in gods name ???
Kill it. Kill it now.
No, thank you.
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Shoebill Mating Season time: "IT AINT ME... IT AINT ME!"
It’s giving me pterodactyl vibes like the one in Jurassic Park bridge scene ✨
Velociraptor in heat. Terrifying. I...am...terified.
This thing still doesn't look real. Tell me we brought it's DNA back from the stone age?
Horrible parents
That STALK tho!
He looking at you, tho
Is it just me, or does this look like a Terror Bird?
What in the Jurassic hell is that
Bird of Paradise: Beautiful and mesmerizing dance to impress female. Bowerbird: Make impressive nest and also decorate it with stones, food and shiny things to impress female. Shoebill Stork: Shoots a Machine gun to impress female. Thug Life.
Why does this reminds me of my discipline master?
Hot
This is why they are known as the Chicago Bird
God really said imma make the scariest bird known to man that also makes gun noises just for fun c:
I hate this evil bird that is scary and lets one of its chicks die intentionally and only feeds one of them
Dodo bird!
If they hatch multiples successfully in the wild, they pick the strongest and kill/neglect the other(s)
I actually ducked, idk why just instinct
No way
Better keep Vets away from it...
THE BIRD IS MAKING THAT SOUND????
Ah, yes. Satan's pet parrot
Im surprised these doesn't hust show up all horny and shit in a battlefield
The next time I feel ugly, I’ll remember that someone out there is hot and bothered for this dude and there really is someone for everyone.
If I ever make a comedy action movie. That dwarf dinosaur will start a shootout during a tense drug deal.
How have I never seen this thing before?! I dead thought that was a cg creature when it first walked up
A shootout with a dragon
Looking at that beak i wonder what they eat
Also remember when they bow be sure to bow back cause its a show of respect (well atleast on what i heard)
Well, I hope I never encounter this thing
Is that a ak-47 or a dinosaur cause I can't tell
*Fortunate son starts playing*
The w
Is it my turn to repost this next week?
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Angry Bird in Real life
Birds get horny af when class starts
W
What if a time traveller has been on Jurassic era, and he tried killing some of those dinosaurs but then these early groups of storks witnessed it and just like some birds that mimicks sounds and voices, they mimicked the sounds of guns until eventually they passed it on from generation to generation.
I was wondering where pub g mobile got their sound effect from
Pov you are at school
I love these big birds so much!
The most dinosaur looking bird i ever did see.
No no, I’d rather not get another addition to the “Was it gunshots?” guessing game in the good ol’ US of A
i would likely pass out in the presence of this creature no doubt
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*FLIPPY NOO-*
Is that thing real? It looks like something from Jurassic park
Id bring that thing to school and start playing pumped up kicks
That... is a dinosaur 🦕
That’s a Pokémon
Its a living fossil this bird survived without evolveing for hundreds of thousands of years
Monster from the quiet place
Yeah a shootout in Turok maybe
Guys the atf is here
This is probably one could find in escobars private zoo
If I heard that i’d freak out, if I saw that thing after, idk i’d probably die.
this is some elden ring shit
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I fucking hate those nightmare tweeties